TIBB Bachelor: Day 3 -" Lockdown"

[Will.]

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TIBB's THE BACHELOR!


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About the game:

The game is obviously inspired by The Batchelor show, a group of around 6 single ladies and men (TIBB members) will go head to head to be chosen by TIBB's Batchelor.

Each night the ladies and men battle it out to date The Batchelor in a series of tasks, with the Batchelor choosing who he takes on a date each night.

Each evening a member will be eliminated from the show with The Batchelor deciding your fate.

Who Is She? Is this year Bachelor!


"I’m a bachelorette at heart but for names sakes and branding I’ll be referred to as The Bachelor x

I’m a crazy party gal with a fab attitude and an overall harrowingly nice personality. I’m absolutely hilarious and if you don’t like me then you have something mentally wrong with you.

Being such a rich and famous TiBB socialite, it’s not a case of what I can do for you, but a case of what you can do for me. If you don’t float my boat, then you’re going home. Xoxo"


Contestants

Contestants will be revealed tonight at 9PM


Kate! - Katerina
Kirk - Mark
Jack - Charles (eliminated day 1)
EspeonBB - Britney
Dezzy - Dwayne
LiamBB - LaDaysha (eliminated day 3)
Brenda - Brenda
SuperV - Veronica (eliminated day 2)
Daniel_ - Lucas
Daniel-X - Tiara
Tom - Nicki
The house is located in the beauty of California. House pictures have been released.

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[kirklancaster]

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Great stuff Will - A most enjoyable romp. I am enjoying myself. Well done.

[Kate!]

Well done Will.

[Will.]

Thanks you guys :love: :)

[Will.]

I would like to remind all the contestant that our psychologist Minaj is always on hand if you are facing any problems or difficulties, both emotionally and mentally.

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[Dominic]

give me a massage bitches

[kirklancaster]

give me a massage bitches

I have no masseur training at all Brenda, but strip off, lay down, and I'll do my best. :evilgrin:

[Will.]

You might want to have a session with Minaj after tonight's episode. X

[Dominic]

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Brenda getting ready for tonight's show.

[Will.]

My outfit for tonight

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[kirklancaster]

My outfit for tonight

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Bit Dominatrix Will dont'cha think. :laugh:

[Will.]

Bit Dominatrix Will dont'cha think. :laugh:

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[Daniel-X]

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Is this going to be Tiara after tonight?

[Jamie89]

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Is this going to be Tiara after tonight?

Not here for being timebombed :conf2:

[Daniel-X]

Not here for being timebombed :conf2:

Both yours and my wig being snatched in #4in4out for some new blood tnite?

[Dominic]

http://giant.gfycat.com/MixedDismalAkitainu.gif
I'm here fans.

[Crimson Dynamo]

if you made that opening vid will

thats clever

[Jamie89]

Both yours and my wig being snatched in #4in4out for some new blood tnite?

They can take my heart and soul.

But they will NEVER take my wig

[kirklancaster]

Hey Bitches, you all know what happened when me and the gorgeous Marsh slept in the Pod together, but with this being Halloween time, I thought I'd write a little song to commemorate it and sicken all you losers off.

Sing along now witches - If you can stop cackling long enough:


THE MONSTER MARSH

I was in the Pod with Marsh, late last night
When his eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster in my trousers began to rise
And suddenly to his surprise

I did poor Marsh
I did him really harsh We did the Monster Marsh
It was a graveyard smash
It wore out his ass in a flash.
We did the Marsh
We did the monster Marsh

From Will's laboratory in TIBB TOWERS east
To the Pod where I showed Marsh my Beast
The Bitches all came from their Slutty abode
To watch me jolt Marsh with my electrode

I did poor Marsh
I did him really harsh
We did the Monster Marsh
It was a graveyard smash
It wore out his ass in a flash
We did the Marsh
We did the monster Marsh

While Marsh and me were having fun
Because our Sex party had just begun
The Bitches were sad 'cos they were
Getting none.

I did poor Marsh
I did him really harsh
We did the Monster Marsh
It was a graveyard smash
It wore out his ass in a flash
We did the Marsh
We did the monster Marsh.

[Will.]

if you made that opening vid will

thats clever

yes of course I did lol :laugh:

thanks

[Jamie89]

Hey Bitches, you all know what happened when me and the gorgeous Marsh slept in the Pod together, but with this being Halloween time, I thought I'd write a little song to commemorate it and sicken all you losers off.

Sing along now witches - If you can stop cackling long enough:


THE MONSTER MARSH

I was in the Pod with Marsh, late last night
When his eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster in my trousers began to rise
And suddenly to his surprise

I did poor Marsh
I did him really harsh We did the Monster Marsh
It was a graveyard smash
It wore out his ass in a flash.
We did the Marsh
We did the monster Marsh

From Will's laboratory in TIBB TOWERS east
To the Pod where I showed Marsh my Beast
The Bitches all came from their Slutty abode
To watch me jolt Marsh with my electrode

I did poor Marsh
I did him really harsh
We did the Monster Marsh
It was a graveyard smash
It wore out his ass in a flash
We did the Marsh
We did the monster Marsh

While Marsh and me were having fun
Because our Sex party had just begun
The Bitches were sad 'cos they were
Getting none.

I did poor Marsh
I did him really harsh
We did the Monster Marsh
It was a graveyard smash
It wore out his ass in a flash
We did the Marsh
We did the monster Marsh.

:joker:

*wishing I was Marsh*

[EspeonBB]

Godney is here *waves to my adoring fans*
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[Will.]

going live in 1 min!

[Will.]

Just waiting for new opening titles to upload, they just say when Super V was eliminated.

[Will.]

HELLO AND WELCOME TO DAY 3 OF TIBB BACHELOR!

Tonight we're about to go on lockdown, in the toughest night yet!

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[Daniel-X]

Perched

[Will.]

who wants a party?

[Will.]

Well tonight is your lucky night, would everyone please head outside as the party is about to begin!

[Jamie89]

I love parties!

[Will.]

It's time to look like a slut and drink like you've not drank for a week!

[kirklancaster]

I love parties!

But you'll always find me in the kitchen at parties. :laugh:

[Jamie89]

No problem for some of us :whistle:

[Daniel-X]

But we all got pissed in Marks room last night on Lambrini?

[Will.]

What's everyone wearing?

[kirklancaster]

But we all got pissed in Marks room last night on Lambrini?

Did you miss my song further up the thread?

[Jamie89]

But you'll always find me in the kitchen at parties. :laugh:

:laugh:

[T*]

sorry i'm late, was switching to lappy

[EspeonBB]

It's time to look like a slut and drink like you've not drank for a week!

Some of these hoes do this daily so not a problem for them!

[T*]

It's time to look like a slut and drink like you've not drank for a week!

the rest already do x

[T*]

giving coco chanel teas with my little black dress
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[kirklancaster]

I'm just stark staring NAKED.

No I ain't got 3 legs you stupid short sighted bitches.

[Will.]

we need some music hoes

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[T*]

nicki is confused as to what is happening

[Daniel-X]

*Tiara leaves party and instead goes for a spa day with Beyonce*

[Will.]

Mark wasn't lying when he said he was coming naked!

http://images.buddytv.com/articles/ur_103_08072014_jd_0861.jpg

[kirklancaster]

nicki is confused as to what is happening

Nicki ain't alone.

[Will.]

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[Jamie89]

I raided Veronicas wardrobe last night

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[T*]

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[kirklancaster]

Mark wasn't lying when he said he was coming naked!

http://images.buddytv.com/articles/ur_103_08072014_jd_0861.jpg

I NEVER lie - except when I'm not telling the truth.

[Will.]

WOULD ALL CONTESTANT PLEASE PROCEED TO THEIR BEDROOMS

WOULD ALL CONTESTANTS PLEASE GO TO THEIR BEDROOM!

immediately!!!

[Daniel-X]

*Tiara and LaDaysha pose for a picture for New York: A list upper class bitches*

A new sequel coming soon

[kirklancaster]

I raided Veronicas wardrobe last night

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You look HOT.

[T*]

is isis in the building?!!

[T*]

Is this a bomb scare

[Daniel-X]

*Kisses LaDaysha goodbye and promises to put filter on photo before heading into room*

[Will.]

WOULD ALL CONTESTANTS GO to their BEDROOMS NOW!

[T*]

Im in my bedroom

[kirklancaster]

Is this a bomb scare

Yeah - They just seen the size of my torpedo.

[Jamie89]

I'm just stark staring NAKED.

No I ain't got 3 legs you stupid short sighted bitches.

*stares*

[EspeonBB]

I'm currently slaying in t'bedroom

[Will.]

you thought the party would last?

[kirklancaster]

*stares*

Starts stiffening.

[Kate!]

I'm in my bedroom

[Daniel-X]

*comes back to bedroom to find maid hasn't made the bed and has a meltdown*

[Jamie89]

Starts stiffening.

*licks lips*


*all 4 of them :smug:

[T*]

Yeah - They just seen the size of my torpedo.

i love how technology these days enables us to make things microscopic

[T*]

*comes back to bedroom to find maid hasn't made the bed and has a meltdown*

the maid did this twice when i was in florence
i was gonna slap that bitch

[Will.]

TONIGHT the HOUSE IN LOCKDOWN!

NO ONE WILL LEAVE THEIR BEDROOMS UNLESS TOLD!

IT'S TIME TO PLAY!

YOUR BACHELOR (CAL) WILLE NOW PROCEED TO ASK YOU ALL 3 INDIVIDUAL QUESTIONS.

CAL WILL SLOWLY LET SOME OF YOU FREE, ONCE WE GET TO THE FINAL 3, IT'S AN ELIMINATION SHOWDOWN!

FIRST WE WILL START WITH NICKI!

WHAT 3 QUESTIONS WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASK HER CAL?

[Jamie89]

*Tiara and LaDaysha pose for a picture for New York: A list upper class bitches*

A new sequel coming soon

With your tits and my hair we could take over the world!

[kirklancaster]

*licks lips*


*all 4 of them :smug:

:laugh: Thinks time for me to apply my LIPSTICK to your lips - ALL 4 OF 'em.

[Daniel-X]

the maid did this twice when i was in florence
i was gonna slap that bitch

The lazy hoe

[Will.]

Cal, what question would you like to ask NICKI?

[Kate!]

I'm struggling my net keeps crashing.

[Jamie89]

:laugh: Thinks time for me to apply my LIPSTICK to your lips - ALL 4 OF 'em.

It'd better be moisture proof hunnie :wink:

[kirklancaster]

It'd better be moisture proof hunnie :wink:

It is babe - I use PENETRATING oil.

[Cal.]

I'm here oop

[Will.]

Cal, what question would you like to ask NICKI?

[T*]

are we sure mark isn't a sexual predator SECURITY

[Jamie89]

It is babe - I use PENETRATING oil.

*drips*

[kirklancaster]

i love how technology these days enables us to make things microscopic

But enough about your brain bitch - this ain't the time.

[T*]

i think this lip balm i got from home bargains is either chinese or plumping
its making my lips burn

[kirklancaster]

the maid did this twice when i was in florence
i was gonna slap that bitch

Which size DilDo did you use in poor Florence?

[T*]

nicki has her own home bargains in her mansion btw she isn't a commoner

[Cal.]

Nicki-
1) Is it true that you did car commercials in Japan?
2) Is it true you once met John Stamos on a plane and he told you were pretty?
3) Is it true your hair is insured for $10,000?

[kirklancaster]

nicki has her own home bargains in her mansion btw she isn't a commoner

:laugh:

[T*]

yes yes and yes
john groped me though
the lawsuit is being finalised

[T*]

i love mean girls

[Daniel-X]

Carmex is the only lip balm I will use

[Will.]

Cal, what questions would you like to ask Mark?

[Jamie89]

i think this lip balm i got from home bargains is either chinese or plumping
its making my lips burn

At least you have a nice outfit though hunni. I didn't realise "dustbin chic" was back in fashion. Fabulous

[Cal.]

Cal, what questions would you like to ask Mark?

Mark-
1. Why, when I invited you to the pod, did you then go and proceed to sleep with the special guest on the very same night?
2. Is it true you said my thighs were the ugliest thighs you've ever seen?
3. What is 7 x 7?

[Jamie89]

Mark being called out

[Will.]

Has Mark fainted in his bedroom?

[kirklancaster]

Mark-
1. Why, when I invited you to the pod, did you then go and proceed to sleep with the special guest on the very same night?
2. Is it true you said my thighs were the ugliest thighs you've ever seen?
3. What is 7 x 7?

I saw the size of your gash and thought I'd better try my dick out on Marsh first.

No baby, somebody misheard me. I said they were like security Guards protecting the Main Prize.

Er, 49 - about 20 short of 69 - my favourite position.

[T*]

mark has a heavy flow and a wide set vagina

[Will.]

Cal, what questions would you like to ask LaDaysha?

[Cal.]

I saw the size of your gash and thought I'd better try my dick out on Marsh first.

No baby, somebody misheard me. I said they were like security Guards protecting the Main Prize.

Er, 49 - about 20 short of 69 - my favourite position.

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[Daniel-X]

I had to pretend to my parents that I didn't even like my white hooped earrings and it was so sad

[Jamie89]

mark has a heavy flow and a wide set vagina

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[kirklancaster]

Has Mark fainted in his bedroom?

(Just pulled a quick one off - I'm sooo horny.)

[Cal.]

Ladaysha
1. Is it true you use jumbo sized tampons and why?
2. Why are you such a trashy slut?
3. Is it true that when asked how you would react if I eliminated you, you responded with 'I would fookin smack the fookin sh ite out of the fookin bitch'?

[Will.]

What questions would you like to ask Tiara?

[kirklancaster]

Ladaysha
1. Is it true you use jumbo sized tampons and why?
2. Why are you such a trashy slut?
3. Is it true that when asked how you would react if I eliminated you, you responded with 'I would fookin smack the fookin sh ite out of the fookin bitch'?

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Cal.]

Tiara
1. If you're from Africa, why are you white?
2. Yesterday I saw you wearing sweatpants. It was Monday. Why?
3. Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet?

[Jamie89]

1. Is it true you use jumbo sized tampons and why?
2. Why are you such a trashy slut?
3. Is it true that when asked how you would react if I eliminated you, you responded with 'I would fookin smack the fookin sh ite out of the fookin bitch'?

Well yes I do sometimes use jumbo sized tampons, but only if I've had a heavy night the night before.
As my aunt Marjorine used to say, all you need in life to succeed is determination and a diaphram. If that makes me a slut then so be it
I would never have said that. You have a beautiful face. All the better for sitting on

[Will.]

Is Brenda, Lucas, Katerina, Britney and Dwayne here?

[T*]

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE/caps

[EspeonBB]

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[Tom4784]

Is Brenda, Lucas, Katerina, Britney and Dwayne here?

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[Will.]

What questions would you like to ask Britney and Dwayne?

[Daniel-X]

Tiara
1. If you're from Africa, why are you white?
2. Yesterday I saw you wearing sweatpants. It was Monday. Why?
3. Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet?

1. I'm from China and my mum bleached me when I was a child because she thought I just had a stain on me

2. I was wearing sweat pants because I can because I'm what? Sickening

3. I don't know but if you find him tell him I will find him and I will kill him. He's a HOE and I hate the way he treats you Calista you are my third priority after me and Beyonce

[Jamie89]

I read my questions too fast and thought the last one was about smashing your face in... if anyone's wondering why my answer doesn't make sense!

[kirklancaster]

Is Brenda, Lucas, Katerina, Britney and Dwayne here?

Them dumb assed bitches probably passed a rubbish dump on the way here and are still sifting through it for their next free outfits.

[Dominic]

Hi i'm here

[EspeonBB]

I was too busy donating my time and money to helping the homeless. I am a selfless, charitable person x

[Will.]

What questions would you like to ask Brenda, Britney and Dwayne, Cal?

[T*]

I was too busy donating my time and money to helping the homeless. I am a selfless, charitable person x

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[kirklancaster]

1. I'm from China and my mum bleached me when I was a child because she thought I just had a stain on me

2. I was wearing sweat pants because I can because I'm what? Sickening

3. I don't know but if you find him tell him I will find him and I will kill him. He's a HOE and I hate the way he treats you Calista you are my third priority after me and Beyonce

Semen don't show up as much on a white face - that's why you bleached your face mofo.

[Will.]

Nicki can you please stop using all the hot water, the neighbour (Janice Dickinson) has been complaining.

LaDaysha has informed me on your frequent showers, up to 10 a day.

[T*]

sorry, i like to be clean.. afterall, i'm living with dirty sluts :hee:

[Will.]

What questions would you like to ask Brenda, Britney and Dwayne, Cal?

[kirklancaster]

Nicki can you please stop using all the hot water, the neighbour (Janice Dickinson) has been complaining.

LaDaysha has informed me on your frequent showers, up to 10 a day.

You told that bitch to shower after every gym session - Do you know what she does for exercise?

[Jamie89]

10 a day and that's not including her 'golden' showers

[Cal.]

Britney-
1. What would you do exactly, if a floater didn't grab a life vest?
2. Is it true that most people think you're a hot girl with big boobs but actually you're a chemist?
3. Is it true that you fought so hard with the girls last night you think you have to get another injection of botox?

Dwayne
1. You're trashy and I hate you. Why should you stay?
2. Why didn't you rate Scream 2 higher in Halloween countdown?
3. What avi did I just have on Dubtrack hoe?

Brenda
1. What is the surname of legend Nadine...?
2. You pretend to cry you pretend to throw up. Why did you drink all the cider to yourself?
3. What is Lithuania?

[Dominic]

Waiting for the questions...

[kirklancaster]

10 a day and that's not including her 'golden' showers

:laugh: The bitch once asked me if I wanted sex for money. I said I only got a 20p coin, she said; "That's ok I can change it".

[EspeonBB]

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I didn't see you down there sis. Are you finally off the streets?

[Jamie89]

Let's cut Nikki a bit of slack. Some people are just naturally gross and have to try harder. NGS (Naturally Gross Syndrome) is no laughing matter

[Will.]

Is Katerina and Lucas here?

[Will.]

Britney-
1. What would you do exactly, if a floater didn't grab a life vest?
2. Is it true that most people think you're a hot girl with big boobs but actually you're a chemist?
3. Is it true that you fought so hard with the girls last night you think you have to get another injection of botox?

Dwayne
1. You're trashy and I hate you. Why should you stay?
2. Why didn't you rate Scream 2 higher in Halloween countdown?
3. What avi did I just have on Dubtrack hoe?

Brenda
1. What is the surname of legend Nadine...?
2. You pretend to cry you pretend to throw up. Why did you drink all the cider to yourself?
3. What is Lithuania?

.

[T*]

I didn't see you down there sis. Are you finally off the streets?
yeah, i had a nice cruise in my ferrari x
Let's cut Nikki a bit of slack. Some people are just naturally gross and have to try harder. NGS (Naturally Gross Syndrome) is no laughing matter

how dare you insult nikki grahame!

[kirklancaster]

Let's cut Nikki a bit of slack. Some people are just naturally gross and have to try harder. NGS (Naturally Gross Syndrome) is no laughing matter

More like; 'Normous Gaping Slit ain't no laughing matter.

[Will.]

Britney-
1. What would you do exactly, if a floater didn't grab a life vest?
2. Is it true that most people think you're a hot girl with big boobs but actually you're a chemist?
3. Is it true that you fought so hard with the girls last night you think you have to get another injection of botox?

Dwayne
1. You're trashy and I hate you. Why should you stay?
2. Why didn't you rate Scream 2 higher in Halloween countdown?
3. What avi did I just have on Dubtrack hoe?

Brenda
1. What is the surname of legend Nadine...?
2. You pretend to cry you pretend to throw up. Why did you drink all the cider to yourself?
3. What is Lithuania?

[Tom4784]

Dwayne
1. You're trashy and I hate you. Why should you stay?
2. Why didn't you rate Scream 2 higher in Halloween countdown?
3. What avi did I just have on Dubtrack hoe?


1. Because i'm the only choice unless you want one of those mutants that call themselves contestants.
2. Because it's not as good as Scream s0b.
3. Chanel from Scream Queens.

[Cal.]

Queen of answers.

[EspeonBB]

Britney-
1. What would you do exactly, if a floater didn't grab a life vest?
2. Is it true that most people think you're a hot girl with big boobs but actually you're a chemist?
3. Is it true that you fought so hard with the girls last night you think you have to get another injection of botox?

1. I would drag a hoe. Stop their vulgar attitude and temper tantrums
2. Yes, I have a degree in chemistry. I am a strong woman.
3. Yes! Ain't no one gonna get in between me and my man!

[Will.]

Brenda
1. What is the surname of legend Nadine...?
2. You pretend to cry you pretend to throw up. Why did you drink all the cider to yourself?

[Jamie89]

More like; 'Normous Gaping Slit ain't no laughing matter.

True. I swear I saw a stray dog coming out of it last night. Poor thing was trembling!

[Dominic]

Brenda
1. What is the surname of legend Nadine...?
2. You pretend to cry you pretend to throw up. Why did you drink all the cider to yourself?
3. What is Lithuania?

1. http://media.giphy.com/media/wFk7roIpDeXC0/giphy.gif
(salt)
2. I deserve cherry tango!
3. It's a country, where I am the idol and everyone loves me. Though that's pretty much the whole world now.

[kirklancaster]

Queen of answers.

Queen of TARTS more like. And they don't come no tartier. When she's selling her body her favourite word is 'Next'.

[Will.]

Thanks!

[Will.]

One final call,

IS KATE AND LUCAS HERE? (KATE AND DANIEL?)

[kirklancaster]

True. I swear I saw a stray dog coming out of it last night. Poor thing was trembling!

But the poor old KENNEL is still in there.

[Jamie89]

But the poor old KENNEL is still in there.

I wondered why she's been dripping wood chippings. At least she'll be able to find her way home :smug:

[Will.]

Thank you all!

5 OF YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE FREE FROM your BEDROOMS, AND SAFE FROM LOCKOUT!

Cal, WHICH FIVE CONTESTANT WOULD YOU LIKE TO FREE?

[Daniel.]

here fat

[Kate!]

I'm here - I'm struggling to stay online keeps crashing

[Will.]

Cal, what questions would you like to ask to Katerina and Lucas?

[kirklancaster]

I wondered why she's been dripping wood chippings. At least she'll be able to find her way home :smug:

When she walks past that famous Power Station in London, they all shout; "The Battersea Dog's Home".

[Kate!]

My webs gonna crash again.

[Daniel.]

hurry cal fat

[Cal.]

Lucas-
1. Why are you fat?
2. Why do you stan vile Jaustin?
3. Why are you so violent and cruel to me when you're meant to be winning my heart?

Katerina-
1. Did you enjoy our romantic dinner date?
2. If you were me, who'd you eliminate?
3. Other than yourself, who do you want to win?

[Daniel-X]

Cal's questions have me on edge

[Will.]

Cal's question really put a smile on a depressed, ugly, moody and evil producer going through menopause.

[Jamie89]

Lucas-
1. Why are you fat?
2. Why do you stan vile Jaustin?
3. Why are you so violent and cruel to me when you're meant to be winning my heart?

Katerina-
1. Did you enjoy our romantic dinner date?
2. If you were me, who'd you eliminate?
3. Other than yourself, who do you want to win?

Everyone perched to see if they're gonna have to start hating on Katerina

[kirklancaster]

Me too. I'm sat here in my Porche - I'm porched for this.

[EspeonBB]

Not Lucas getting dragged :fan:

[Daniel-X]

Pours glass of champagne in bedroom and casually sips it

[Jamie89]

When she walks past that famous Power Station in London, they all shout; "The Battersea Dog's Home".

:joker::joker::joker:

[Daniel.]

1. Why are you fat? If this girl who fits into a size zero dress is fat, then your morbidly obese love.
2. Why do you stan vile Jaustin? Because they're the best two BB housemates ever, duh.
3. Why are you so violent and cruel to me when you're meant to be winning my heart? Because I'm a bitch.

[Will.]

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/glee/images/d/d2/Oh_We_Got_Some_Shade.gif/revision/latest?cb=20131013020301

[Will.]

Katerina you still there?

[Kate!]

Just eliminate me tonight. I can't cope with keep losing connection every time I try to reply

[kirklancaster]

Katerina you still there?

She's doing a quick trick - The Bitch needs bus fare.

[Jamie89]

I'm cool with that

[Kate!]

Screams

[Will.]

Thank you all.

Your fate is in Cal's hands.

6 of you are about to be free!

Cal which 6 would you like to save?

[Jamie89]

Screams

Puts in ear plugs

[Kate!]

Screams

1 yes
2 Dwayne
3 mark

[kirklancaster]

Just eliminate me tonight. I can't cope with keep losing connection every time I try to reply

I've got a Free Pass for you - It's called the Khyber - Go there Bitch. Bye.

[Cal.]

Tiara, you are safe.

Mark, you are safe.

Brenda, you are safe.

Lucas, you are safe.

Britney, you are safe.

Nicki, you are safe.

[Kate!]

I've triedu best :(

[Jamie89]

Can I see Minaj please?

[kirklancaster]

Tiara, you are safe.

Mark, you are safe.

Brenda, you are safe.

Lucas, you are safe.

Britney, you are safe.

Nicki, you are safe.

I want rough sex with you now.

[Kate!]

Piss piffle

[T*]

Yay! :love:

[Will.]

Dwayne, LaDaysha and Katerina!

YOUR FATE IS SEALED!

One of you is about to be eliminated?

Cal, which contestant are you eliminating?

[EspeonBB]

Ty Cal x

[Jamie89]

No plea ?

Eeep!

*wee's a little*

[kirklancaster]

I've triedu best :(

:kiss::flowers: This means I'd like to kiss the flower of your womanhood. :evilgrin:

[Will.]

Minaj is currently available LaDaysha!

She's watching Real Housewives of Atlanta.

[Cal.]

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Ladaysha, I'm sorry but I have to let you go. I just don't remember you as much as everybody else, and I'm sure that you have gone as far as you can. I will miss you and I wish I didn't have to eliminate you, but it's always gotta be somebody's time to leave. I'm so sorry and I hope you have better luck with another bachelor in the future. Please come back for another season</3

[Daniel-X]

Cal thank you so much for saving me :love:

LaDaysha </33333

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/BazfS8e.gif tough luck ladaysha </3
Is the finale tomorrow?

[Will.]

LaDaysha you have been eliminated!

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[Jamie89]

It's me or Dwayne I just know it. They're not gonna get rid of the one who was vagina crippled. She could sue!

[Will.]

The finale is on Sunday!

[T*]

oh i thought it lasted 4 days

[Jamie89]

OMG. Well thank you for the opportunity. It's probably for the best, I have vaginal warts anyway. Good luck everyone!!!!

[Will.]

Halloween comes to an end tomorrow!

And It's about time some of you drowned!

KtKY_Zrk33I

[kirklancaster]

Thanks Will & Who Is She - It's been a true blast. Can't wait for tomorrow.

[Will.]

Thanks everyone,

tomoz will be the worst day, very evil what I'm doing!

I promise on Thursday we will have some fun and go on a coach trip!