When and if you have sex in your car..

[Crimson Dynamo]

Do you have the light on or off?


:omgno:



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[Ashley.]

Lmao once I kept the lights on but forgot to draw the curtains

[Firewire]

idk what sex is

[King Gizzard]

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[Vanessa]

Lmao once I kept the lights on but forgot to draw the curtains

:laugh2:

[armand.kay]

Never had sex with the lights off.

[Ashley.]

I prefer to have sex with the lights off because it's more intimate and private.

[Crimson Dynamo]

idk what sex is

about 30 seconds and a lot of dicking around

[Marsh.]

Lights off but door open with the bathroom light on. :worry:

[LukeB]

who has sex in a car?

[Crimson Dynamo]

who has sex in a car?

Ashley has curtains in hers

:umm2:

[Ashley.]

well you've changed the ****ing question now

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[Ross.]

Ashley has curtains in hers

:umm2:

:joker:

[Xtopher]

Off. The moonlight can be your light.

[Marsh.]

Ashley has curtains in hers

:umm2:

I don't think she was talking about window curtains. :worry:

[Ashley.]

I feel betrayed

[Natalie.]

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[Crimson Dynamo]

I don't think she was talking about window curtains. :worry:

:laugh2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I feel betrayed

sex does that

its a filthy business:nono:

[Ashley.]

can you stop

[Crimson Dynamo]

can you stop

yes you stop when you have both climaxed or if you are a man you stop when you have climaxed

[kirklancaster]

QUOTE=armand.kay;8205283]Never had sex with the lights off.[/QUOTE]

Nor me Armand. Visual stimulation is as important as any other aspect of having sex.

[Marsh.]

yes you stop when you have both climaxed or if you are a man you stop when you have climaxed

I bet you regret all that waiting around for Ex Mrs LT to get a move on. :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

QUOTE=armand.kay;8205283]Never had sex with the lights off.

Nor me Armand. Visual stimulation is as important as any other aspect of having sex.[/QUOTE]


Yes but Kirk asking the other drivers to full beam on your car is a little show-offish?

[Marsh.]

Visual stimulation is as important as any other aspect of having sex.

I leave the TV on too. :amazed:

[kirklancaster]

Nor me Armand. Visual stimulation is as important as any other aspect of having sex.


Yes but Kirk asking the other drivers to full beam on your car is a little show-offish?[/QUOTE]

:laugh: Have you been 'touting' on me LT? :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

idk what sex is

In parts of London, they're what you put coal or rubbish in. :hehe:

[kirklancaster]

Ashley has curtains in hers

:umm2:

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: Fecking HOWLER.

[Dominic]

Car sex is just too awkward.

[Marsh.]

Car sex just makes me think of those awkward scenes in teen movies.

[kirklancaster]

Lights off but door open with the bathroom light on. :worry:

And Marsh has a bathroom in his car.:laugh:

[Kazanne]

Light off and parked in a farmers field , lol , Ah those halcyon days .

[Marsh.]

And Marsh has a bathroom in his car.:laugh:

She was a big lady so we did it on a coach instead. :hee:

[kirklancaster]

Car sex is just too awkward.

I agree Brenda. It's much better doing it with another human. :hehe:

[Marsh.]

Light off and parked in a farmers field , lol , Ah those halcyon days .

Katie Hopkins teas

[kirklancaster]

She was a big lady so we did it on a coach instead. :hee:

:laugh2:

[kirklancaster]

Light off and parked in a farmers field , lol , Ah those halcyon days .

:fist: So YOU'RE responsible for all those crop circles.

[Cherie]

who has sex in a car?

People who have to pay or teenagers..

[Marsh.]

People who have to pay or teenagers..

Mrs LT took the house, where else is he going to do it? :fist:

[Cherie]

Mrs LT took the house, where else is he going to do it? :fist:

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker:

:fist: dont encourage that ban-magnet

[Cherie]

:fist: dont encourage that ban-magnet

:worry:

[Crimson Dynamo]

:worry:

yeah you see


he is from the wrong side of the tracks, you play with him you getta da ban


he is bad news cherie, yes its exciting for a time, but then it goes wrong and your banned and there is nothing but white and dust and your crying 24/7 and probably pregnant


:nono:

[Cherie]

yeah you see


he is from the wrong side of the tracks, you play with him you getta da ban


he is bad news cherie, yes its exciting for a time, but then it goes wrong and your banned and there is nothing but white and dust and your crying 24/7 and probably pregnant


:nono:

I just hope it's not too late :worry:

[Kazanne]

:fist: So YOU'RE responsible for all those crop circles.

:laugh: Well I did used to run him round in circles:laugh:

[kirklancaster]

:laugh: Well I did used to run him round in circles:laugh:

:laugh: You'd have shot into outer space and been a UFO if I'd been in that car with you. :evilgrin:

[Kazanne]

Katie Hopkins teas

:laugh: Mine wasn't already taken I don't think:laugh:

[Kazanne]

:laugh: You'd have shot into outer space and been a UFO if I'd been in that car with you. :evilgrin:

:joker: I still like a wander in space Kirky:smug:

[Kazanne]

:worry:

Cherie and Marsh,sitting in a tree :dance::dance::dance:

[Marsh.]

Cherie's pregnant? :omgno:

Jim's fault

[smudgie]

Obviously depended if the car door was open or shut...as I recall.

[Cherie]

Cherie and Marsh,sitting in a tree :dance::dance::dance:

Cherie's pregnant? :omgno:

Jim's fault


Not too late to be banned by association :fist:

[kirklancaster]

:joker: I still like a wander in space Kirky:smug:

:laugh:

[Josy]

The majority of tibb members are clearly virgins

[King Gizzard]

Umad Josy

[Marsh.]

The majority of tibb members are clearly virgins

Yeah, none of us are convinced by Mokka and LT's kids.

[LukeB]

The majority of tibb members are clearly virgins

you included?

[Josy]

Marsh and Luke getting a bit too defensive there

[Marsh.]

Don't bring me into it!

[LukeB]

I'm not being defensive i was asking a question :smug:

[LukeB]

Don't bring me into it!

shut it virgin

[Mokka]

Yeah, none of us are convinced by Mokka and LT's kids.

:suspect:

while none of my children were conceived in a car (ahem).... I have been known to partake in such debaucheries as car sex...

and the lights are out... and the car is in a secluded place... away from other lights, prying eyes, and cops to find us :hehe:

[Jay.]

dogging is a frequent hobbie of mine as of late