TIBB Bachelor day 4: "It's about time some you drowned!" LIVE NOW!

[Will.]

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TIBB's THE BACHELOR!



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About the game:

The game is obviously inspired by The Batchelor show, a group of around 6 single ladies and men (TIBB members) will go head to head to be chosen by TIBB's Batchelor.

Each night the ladies and men battle it out to date The Batchelor in a series of tasks, with the Batchelor choosing who he takes on a date each night.

Each evening a member will be eliminated from the show with The Batchelor deciding your fate.

Who Is She? Is this year Bachelor!


"I’m a bachelorette at heart but for names sakes and branding I’ll be referred to as The Bachelor x

I’m a crazy party gal with a fab attitude and an overall harrowingly nice personality. I’m absolutely hilarious and if you don’t like me then you have something mentally wrong with you.

Being such a rich and famous TiBB socialite, it’s not a case of what I can do for you, but a case of what you can do for me. If you don’t float my boat, then you’re going home. Xoxo"


Contestants

Contestants will be revealed tonight at 9PM


Kate! - Katerina (eliminated day 4)
Kirk - Mark
Jack - Charles (eliminated day 1)
EspeonBB - Britney
Dezzy - Dwayne
LiamBB - LaDaysha (eliminated day 3)
Brenda - Brenda
SuperV - Veronica (eliminated day 2)
Daniel_ - Lucas
Daniel-X - Tiara
Tom - Nicki (eliminated day 4)
The house is located in the beauty of California. House pictures have been released.

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[Jamie89]

Here for the controversial "Bring Back LaDaysha" twist

[Will.]

live in 1 min

[Will.]

LIVE NOW!

[Will.]

HELLO AND WELCOME TO DAY 4 of TIBB BACHELOR!

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[Will.]

TONIGHT the show gets as dark as possible, some of you are about to drown!

[Daniel-X]

You should have stayed at the party Katerina /trickydickyhillman

[kirklancaster]

I'm here. :dance::dance::dance:

[Will.]

WOULD ALL CONTESTANTS please FOLLOW MINAJ!

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[Dominic]

Hii

[kirklancaster]

Hi Daniel.

[Will.]

Both Daniel could you PM the questions?

[Cal.]

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[kirklancaster]

Hi Brenda.

[Daniel-X]

Oops forgot about the questions I'll send them now

[Dominic]

Hi Kirk

[Will.]

Welcome to the lake!

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[Will.]

Would you all please thank Minaj for escorting you, it's very hard as she's so fat.

[kirklancaster]

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Randy Kirk wolf whistles the fit Who Is She. :fan:

[Will.]

TONIGHT THE SHOW gets DARK!

YOU ARE EACH PLACED ON ACTIVATED PLANKS ON THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE.

YOUR QUESTIONS ARE ABOUT TO BE REVEALED!

THE 4 PEOPLE WITH MOST RUTHLESS INTERVIEWS WILL BE SAVED.

THE OTHER 4 WILL FACE AN ELIMINATION SHOWDOWN, THE PERSON WHO IS ELIMINATED WILL FALL INTO THE LAKE.

[Dominic]

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[kirklancaster]

Would you all please thank Minaj for escorting you, it's very hard as she's so fat.

ALL? There's only 3 of us here. Thank you Minaj.

[Will.]

Tonight is a double elimination!

[kirklancaster]

Perched for a big SPLASH - but not from me I hope. :laugh: THOUGH I HAVE BEEN VERY KIND TO YOU ALL ON MY QUESTIONAIRRE.

[Will.]

As Lucas and Katerina have failed to send the answers, they will automatically face elimination.

[T*]

Sorry, I'm late had to do something urgently

[Daniel-X]

Tonight is a double elimination!

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[kirklancaster]

Sorry, I'm late had to do something urgently

What? Adjust your saggy face lift?

[Will.]

Would all contestants please get on the boat as you are now being taking to your plank.

[Daniel-X]

Mark help me onto the boat I don't want to fall in and make myself even more wet...

[T*]

*gets on boat and trips mark*

[EspeonBB]

*waves to my adoring fans*

[kirklancaster]

Mark help me onto the boat I don't want to fall in and make myself even more wet...

If I wrap these muscular arms around you, you will get saturated - Down there babe.

[kirklancaster]

*gets on boat and trips mark*

:laugh:

[Will.]

It's about to begin

the first person to be exposed is Mark!

[Daniel-X]

If I wrap these muscular arms around you, you will get saturated - Down there babe.

Don't worry I already am my little Asian front bottom is soaked

[kirklancaster]

:dog::dog::dog:

[T*]

*waves to my adoring fans*


But there's no-one there hon

[Dominic]

*waves to my adoring fans*https://31.media.tumblr.com/a7e4fc9c5e7770c23d61bd6d8e6eb718/tumblr_n5pd5lONBm1syl1bmo2_250.gif

[Daniel-X]

*waves to my adoring fans*

Waves back at you before throwing orange/Vanessa

[Will.]

MARK's INTERVIEW

Who is the fakes?

All them mingers are fake ass bitches, but Nicki and Dwayne are the worst. Nicki is faker than a Tawain Rolex, and she takes so long to get ready because she has TWO faces to make up.

Numb nuts Dwayne has TWO faces as well – both of them UGLY. He brags how his cock measured two tiles wide in the gym shower room, but he never tells people that they were 2” mosaics. He wears one pair of cheap socks on his feet and pushes 10 pairs down his trunks at the swimming baths. The Cupid Stunt gets outa the water and stands at the side, and it looks like he's pissing himself with the amount of water draining from them socks. Thick twat ought buy better made fake gear if that 'Giordio Armuni' label on his cheap suit is anything to go by.

Who annoys you the most?

Gotta be Nicki. We once shacked up together but she did my head in she was so thick. I came home one night to find her standing on the kitchen worktop in a bowl of water. When I asked her what she was doing, she said; “I bought a packet of steeping peas and it said; “Open then stand in a bowl of water for 12 hours”. When the dirty hoe was on the game, a punter asked for his money back because he said he didn't come, so she spit the semen out of her mouth then apologised to him and gave him his 50p back. I call the filthy bitch 'Rooster' because when it comes to sex she runs around knickerless shouting: "Any Cock 'll Do."

Who is the most stupid?

Britney, Katerina, Tiara and Lucas all tie man. They're Dumb and Dumber, Even Dumber, and Dumber Still.

Britney's so stupid she went to the dentists to get Blue Tooth, and shoplifted Free Samples from the Cosmetics Counter in Boots. The smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth was my cock.

Katerina's so dumb she can't even hold a job down. She got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's, and sacked from her job as a Vacuum Cleaner Saleswoman because SHE ended up doing all the sucking and blowing and getting laid in the closet. The dumb bitch even got fired from a Blow Job. She keeps saying she's Nobody's Fool, but that's only 'cos nobody will claim her.

Tiara shoulda been called Sahara, because there's nothing but sand in that ugly mofo head. She's so thick she told her Irish cousin that if he went working in Afghanistan he wouldn't be able to watch any TV programs 'cos there's a Tali Ban there. Her mum told her on her first date to “use protection” so the thick bitch hired the Kray Twins to accompany her.

Lucas is really dumb. He loves rimming, and his nickname is Starship, because just like the Enterprise he will circle Uranus looking for cling ons. One dark night, I once jokingly asked the idiot to climb up my torch beam and he said; “No. I'm not daft – you'll turn it off when I'm halfway up it”. His ex-girlfriend was into rough sex and she once asked him to give her 12” and make her bleed, so the numbnuts shagged her four times and smacked her in the mouth.

Who should get a grip?

That would be Dwayne. He needs to get a grip - on his flaccid little cock, because .that's the only sex he's ever gonna get, unless we're counting getting a grip on his slippery girlfriend when he's inflating the vinyl bitch. He's so far removed from reality, he once punctured the bitch with a fork because he thought she'd been out and cheated on him.

Who do you hate?

All them losers. I mean – Why are they even IN this contest against ME? If I showed you my cock your fecking mouth would water and you'd say; “Hi Monster”, but if those idiot cows undressed, you would look and say; “Hallo Weenies”. They're delusional twats if they think they can win this, and it's so enraging.

Katryna is so ugly even Fred and Rose West refused to have her as a lodger, and Dwayne's so boring, when he was a kid his Action Man deserted. That fat cow Brenda's gash has had so much cock that when she's on her period she uses a rolled up mattress and a bullrope. And what kind of winner would Lucas be? He's so dumb he thinks sperm are tadpoles and that's why he's always got a frog in his throat. Britney's favourite song is 'I Am The Walrus' because she's got a big moustache and stinks of Tuna. I hate em all boy.

Who should be eliminated?

Gotta be Dwayne because his face is so scary man – if he was Chinese his name would be UGG LEE. And he's such a slag. I once went around the back of a nightclub, and there he was with his trousers and briefs around his ankles, and bent over with his arse up in the air, his palms on the floor, and reading a magazine on the ground in front of him. I asked him what the hell he was doing, and he looked back and said “Oh, has he gone”. And dumb? – He thinks if you have anal without a condom you could get pregnant and have a KY Jelly Baby. Evict the MoFo so the house smells fresher.

[kirklancaster]

Don't worry I already am my little Asian front bottom is soaked

Good - Lube not needed then. :laugh:

[Daniel.]

Lucas is not dumb (disgust)

[Daniel-X]

Oh my god Mark is so ruthless i hope mine is okay but I had to rush so I don't know </3

[Cal.]

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[Will.]

Brenda is next to be exposed!

Who is the fakest? Dwayne

Who annoys you the most? Lucas

Who is the most stupid? Mark

Who should get a grip? Nicki

Who do you hate? Dwayne

Who should be eliminated? Dwayne

[T*]

*smashes marks skull against the boat floor repeatedly*

[Dominic]

Oops

[Daniel-X]

Nicki needs therapy with Minaj

[Will.]

Dwayne is next to be exposed!

Who is the most fake?
All of these hoes are fake. none of them are allowed near an open flame just in case they go up in smoke. I've always got some marshmellows ready though just in case.

Who annoys you the most?
Nicki, bitch thinks she's Prada when she ain't even George.

Who is the most stupid?
All of them for thinking they're gonna win when I'm the only Rose in a field of weeds that is the other contestants.

Who should get a grip?
Mark, sexual harassment hasn't been cool since the 70's.

Who do you hate?
Katerina, Trailer park trash. She should go back to giving blowjobs for meth in whatevever hell hole she crawled out of.

Who should be eliminated?
Nicki, Eject the bullying bitch. LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO VERONICA BECAUSE OF HER.

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[Will.]

Britney is next to be exposed

Who is the fakes?
All of them are fake (apart from me obviously). Fake boobs, fake ass, fake personality. They will do anything to worm their way into Cal's heart including completely changing themselves. No integrity and morals :bored:

Who annoys you the most?
Nicki. She's doing the most.

Who is the most stupid?
Nicki. I heard she is so dumb that she got locked in a grocery store and nearly starved to death.

Who should get a grip?
Dwayne. Hurling insults to mask his insecurities is not cute. It's not my fault I'm so much better than you.

Who do you hate?
I don't 'hate' any of them since I have such a big heart that I can't find it my heart to hate. But I'm not really fond of Nicki or Dwayne.

Who should be eliminated?
Mark, doesn't seem involved in the competition much. Plus I think I'm better than him

[EspeonBB]

Um Britney has a degree in chemistry she is not dumb

[Will.]

Nicki is next to be exposed!

Who is the fakes?
britney's boobs

Who annoys you the most?
Dwayne, the silly bitch
Who is the most stupid?
lucas doesn't seem to know when to stop having botox so i guess him
Who should get a grip?
Mark, the only thing interesting about him is his so called 'huge' dick :hee:
Who do you hate?

Hate is a very strong word.
Dwayne. :fan:
Who should be eliminated?
Dwayne because he's trying real hard to overtake me as biggest bitch so he can go

[Daniel-X]

Britney are you back from your African expedition :flowers: :fan: I was hoping that you'd get dysentery

[kirklancaster]

Mark's got 3 Degrees - on my CD's.

[EspeonBB]

Britney are you back from your African expedition :flowers: :fan: I was hoping that you'd get dysentery

Yes I am back from saving all the starving children in Africa and I am still looking better than your haggard ass
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[Will.]

Tiara is last to exposed!

Who is the fakest?

A: Nicki I mean she tries to create this bitchy persona thinking it will make her liked but let's face it she's know Helen Wood more like an Eva Braun

Who annoys you the most?

A: Nicki because she's basic and tries to be chic but ends up looking like a retarded hoe. Bye Felicia

Who is the most stupid?

A: I would've said Veronica because let's face it that was a whole new level of stupid but now she's gone I would one hundred percent say Katerina

Who should get a grip?

A: All of them should get a grip (especially Mark and Cal of my titties)

Who do you hate?

A: The question is who do I not hate. Everyone has felt personally victimised by Tiara Diana Silverina Gold at one point.

Who should be eliminated?

A: Probably the ones who haven't done much *cough* Dwayne *cough*

[Tom4784]

Nicki is next to be exposed!

Who is the fakes?
britney's boobs

Who annoys you the most?
Dwayne, the silly bitch
Who is the most stupid?
lucas doesn't seem to know when to stop having botox so i guess him
Who should get a grip?
Mark, the only thing interesting about him is his so called 'huge' dick :hee:
Who do you hate?

Hate is a very strong word.
Dwayne. :fan:
Who should be eliminated?
Dwayne because he's trying real hard to overtake me as biggest bitch so he can go

Bye, you Bargain Bin Helen wannabe.

[Daniel-X]

Welp I meant no Helen Wood

[Will.]

Lucas and Kate automatically face the elimination after failing to PM the questions.

Another 3 will join them in tonight's shock double elimination.

[Will.]

Cal, which 3 do you believe are the most ruthless and therefore safe!

[kirklancaster]

QUOTE TIARA:

Who should get a grip?

A: All of them should get a grip (especially Mark and Cal of my titties)

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Cal.]

Isn't it the 3 most ruthless as Katerina and Lucas are already up?

[Daniel.]

Why haven't I got questions

[kirklancaster]

Isn't it the 3 most ruthless as Katerina and Lucas are already up?

You one smart piece of ass as well as hyper fit.

[Will.]

Isn't it the 3 most ruthless as Katerina and Lucas are already up?

yeah soz.

[Will.]

Why haven't I got questions

hmm, is says they have been sent :shrug::conf:

[Cal.]

Tiara, you are safe.

Mark, you are safe.

Britney, you are safe.

[T*]

i will drown dwayne by myself i have to

[Daniel-X]

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[Daniel.]

I just noticed :worry:

[Will.]

Nicki, Dwayne, Katerina, Lucas, and Brenda you all face tonights elimination.

2 OF YOU ARE ABOUT TO ELIMINATED!

CAL, WHICH 2 ARE YOU ELIMINATING?

[kirklancaster]

Tiara, you are safe.

Mark, you are safe.

Britney, you are safe.

I TOLD you you were smart. Thank you Queen.

[Dominic]

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[Daniel.]

Brenda to go as she shaded me in the Daniel thread.

[Tom4784]

i will drown dwayne by myself i have to

Bitch, the only thing you'll be drowning is your sorrows when Cal sends your ass home. :hmph:

[kirklancaster]

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Perched for Brenda to be saved (Then her ass is mine - AGAIN)

[EspeonBB]

Tiara, you are safe.

Mark, you are safe.

Britney, you are safe.

I'm so honoured, thank you sis x
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[T*]

Bitch, the only thing you'll be drowning is your sorrows when Cal sends your ass home. :hmph:

go away herpes lips

[Will.]

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[Daniel-X]

I'm so honoured, thank you sis x
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You look fleek

[Cal.]

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Katerina

I'm so sorry Katerina! I loved having you in the game, you were an amazing contestant and I'm so happy you took part. I understand you have issues with internet connection ect, but I just feel like the other contestants take more part than you and I think it'd be unfair to keep you in the game and send any other of these girls home. I wish you the best of luck in the future, maybe you'll do better with another bachelor. Thank you so much for putting your time and effort into playing<3

and....

Nickihttp://i.imgur.com/BazfS8e.gif

Nicki...this may come as a shock but I just think...out of all these other girls you are the one I least want to keep right now and I don't think we've connected very well. I really wish I could keep you and I really want to but I'm afraid that's just how this has to be. I wish you the best of luck for the future and I hope you do better in another series of the bachelor. I've loved having you play the game and put your effort into it, thank you very much for your time<3

[Dominic]

go away herpes lips

Take your pimple lips and leave bitch.

[kirklancaster]

Maybe we should take a hand count who should go because all you Babies seem a little upset, and everbody knows that a Cal Poll helps when babies are crying. :laugh:.

[T*]

no
i'm staying right here :hee:

[Daniel-X]

Bye Nicki and Katerina <3

[Will.]

Nicki and katherine you have been eliminated!

[T*]

I will be the kitten of this tibb batchelor if i have to

[Cal.]

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[T*]

this show now looks like a bunch of child predators (bar daniel-x) looking to pull a 15 year old

[EspeonBB]

Bye Nicki and Katerina x

[Dominic]

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[Daniel-X]

I didn't realise Nikki Grahame was fifteen :o I mean she looks a lot younger than her age but Jesus Christ

[Tom4784]

go away herpes lips

Bitch, you're so riddled that you can't leave the house without creating a biohazard incident.

[kirklancaster]

Bye Bitches - Don't go to the ball again without Cinder****ingella ugly mofos.

[T*]

*gets dragged out by security*
**** YOU YOU ****ING ***** I HATE YOU ALL
DIE

[Cal.]

I am heartbrokenhttp://i.imgur.com/BazfS8e.gif

[Tom4784]

Bye bitch.

[kirklancaster]

HAVE A BREAK from A NIK KAT:laugh:

[T*]

*wriggles out of securities arms and runs over to dwayne*
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[kirklancaster]

I am heartbrokenhttp://i.imgur.com/BazfS8e.gif

Don't be Cinders - The Ugly Sisters have gone.

[Cal.]

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[Daniel-X]

NOT fight night

[Will.]

TOMMROW, IT's ALL ABOUT THE FUN!


WE ARE GOING ON A COACH TRIP TO LA!

There will be no elimination.


But there's an almighty twist.

[Tom4784]

*wriggles out of securities arms and runs over to dwayne*
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Bitter people are so sad.

[kirklancaster]

NOT fight night

Battle of The Mingers.

[T*]

you all have to sleep sometime
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[kirklancaster]

Can't wait. Thank you Will & Who Is She. Been a pleasure. See ya all tomorrow.

[Daniel-X]

Perched

[Dominic]

Didn't you say the game ends on Thursday?

[Will.]

BREAKING: MINAJ FOUND DEAD IN THE MANSIONS POOL!

https://nyppagesix.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/g2282_photo03.jpg?w=500

Minaj Nicki has been found dead in the mansions pool, her dead body was floating on the water.

Contestant Tiara said she heard a loud scream and was horrified when finding Minaj dead in the pool.

It has been confirmed a contestant killed Minaj after it was revealed all producers and crew were off site.

Minaj will be sadly missed.

But the real question is, WHO KILLED MINAJ?

[Will.]

rip minaj, you will be missed