TIBB Bachelor day 5: SHOCK ELIMINATION!

[Will.]

WtFci_ATaz0

TIBB's THE BACHELOR!



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About the game:

The game is obviously inspired by The Batchelor show, a group of around 6 single ladies and men (TIBB members) will go head to head to be chosen by TIBB's Batchelor.

Each night the ladies and men battle it out to date The Batchelor in a series of tasks, with the Batchelor choosing who he takes on a date each night.

Each evening a member will be eliminated from the show with The Batchelor deciding your fate.

Who Is She? Is this year Bachelor!


"I’m a bachelorette at heart but for names sakes and branding I’ll be referred to as The Bachelor x

I’m a crazy party gal with a fab attitude and an overall harrowingly nice personality. I’m absolutely hilarious and if you don’t like me then you have something mentally wrong with you.

Being such a rich and famous TiBB socialite, it’s not a case of what I can do for you, but a case of what you can do for me. If you don’t float my boat, then you’re going home. Xoxo"


Contestants

Contestants will be revealed tonight at 9PM


Kate! - Katerina (eliminated day 4)
Kirk - Mark
Jack - Charles (eliminated day 1)
EspeonBB - Britney
Dezzy - Dwayne
LiamBB - LaDaysha (eliminated day 3)
Brenda - Brenda
SuperV - Veronica (eliminated day 2)
Daniel_ - Lucas (eliminated day 5)
Daniel-X - Tiara
Tom - Nicki
The house is located in the beauty of California. House pictures have been released.

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[Will.]

What could I possibly be up to?

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[Will.]

LIVE in 1 min

[Will.]

live now

[kirklancaster]

I'm here - Where is everyone?

[Will.]

Hello and welcome to day 5 of TIBB Bachelor, tonight we go on a Coach Trip to LA!

With an almighty twist that will change the show forever!

[Will.]

All I can say is not everything is what it seems!

[Will.]

Would all contestants please make there way to the coach!

[Tom4784]

*makes my way to the coach.*

[kirklancaster]

Hi Dezzy.

[Will.]

PLEASE don't bring too much luggage, we're only going for a day.

[kirklancaster]

Would all contestants please make there way to the coach!

Just me and Dezzy then is it? :laugh:

[Will.]

The others are already on board

[kirklancaster]

PLEASE don't bring too much luggage, we're only going for a day.


I've only brought a torch - I'm travelling light.

[Will.]

W're on our way to LA for a task and a almighty twist!

[Daniel-X]

I have like seven cases just for my shoes Will? I'm taking them all anyway because I need my Jimmy Choo's

[Will.]

Ok Tiara

[Will.]

We have arrived in Los Angeles!

[Tom4784]

I have like seven cases just for my shoes Will? I'm taking them all anyway because I need my Jimmy Choo's

There's no need, I'm sure you'll be able to find someone to sell you more knockoffs when we get there.

[kirklancaster]

I have like seven cases just for my shoes Will? I'm taking them all anyway because I need my Jimmy Choo's

Put 2 on the ground heel to toe and hop aboard you own CHOO CHOO :laugh:

Oh, I forgot - Hi Daniel.

[Will.]

Right first off! It's time for a task in the beautiful Beverly Hills!

How well do you know Modern culture?

5 questions will be asked to you and the person with the most points wins a spa date with Cal.

[Daniel-X]

There's no need, I'm sure you'll be able to find someone to sell you more knockoffs when we get there.

Oh hunni I didn't buy these off lucky lucky men unlike your 'Gucci' sunglasses :hee:

[Daniel-X]

Put 2 on the ground heel to toe and hop aboard you own CHOO CHOO :laugh:

Oh, I forgot - Hi Daniel.

Mark take your clothes out your case please for some of Tiaras shoes if you want to **** her again

Hi Kirk :)

[Will.]

Q1

Who hosted this years VMA awards?

[Daniel-X]

Miley Cyrus

[EspeonBB]

Miley Cyrus

[kirklancaster]

Mark take your clothes out your case please for some of Tiaras shoes if you want to **** her again

Hi Kirk :)


Will do sexy. I only need my jockeys anyway.

[Will.]

Tiara - 1

Q2.

What is the new James Bond theme song called?

[Tom4784]

Oh hunni I didn't buy these off lucky lucky men unlike your 'Gucci' sunglasses :hee:

My clothes are all real, unlike your face and those misshapen mounds you call tits.

[Tom4784]

Tiara - 1

Q2.

What is the new James Bond theme song called?

writings on the wall

[EspeonBB]

Writing's On The Wall

[Daniel-X]

We are the cheeky girls

[kirklancaster]

Miley Cyrus.

[Will.]

writings on the wall

1 - Tiara
2 - Dwayne

Q3.

What is the lead name of the woman in the MTV series Scream?

Her character name, not her real life name.

[Daniel-X]

My clothes are all real, unlike your face and those misshapen mounds you call tits.

Oh hunni jealousy is such an ugly thing.

I can see you've aged and your beauty has faded, it seems that your tiny cock is forever though xo

[Daniel-X]

Sidney Prescott

[Daniel-X]

Oh the series

[Tom4784]

1 - Tiara
2 - Dwayne

Q3.

What is the lead name of the woman in the MTV series Scream?

Her character name, not her real life name.

Emma? icr.

[kirklancaster]

Writings On The Wall - I'm too slow at this.

[Daniel-X]

Emma Duval

[Tom4784]

Oh hunni jealousy is such an ugly thing.

I can see you've aged and your beauty has faded, it seems that your tiny cock is forever though xo

You're just bitter I turned you down since you look like a mouldy slice of ham.

[EspeonBB]

Danielle McMahon

[Will.]

Emma? icr.

Correct!

Dwayne - 2
Tiara - 1

Q4.

What iconic song features two Romanian sisters?

[EspeonBB]

We Are The Cheeky Girls!

[Daniel-X]

You're just bitter I turned you down since you look like a mouldy slice of ham.

Turned me down??? Don't go all ****ing Jess off Love Island on me. I lied you if I recall correctly and you're lucky you got away with those sexual assault charges you bastard

[kirklancaster]

Correct!

Dwayne - 2
Tiara - 1

Q4.

What iconic song features two Romanian sisters?

We are The Cheeky Girls

[Daniel-X]

I'm in the mood for dancing

[Will.]

Correct!

Dwayne - 2
Tiara - 1

Q4.

What iconic song features two Romanian sisters?

Correct!

Dwayne - 2
Tiara - 1
Britney - 1

Question 5

What is the names of the married couple in my Shopping Mall?

[Will.]

35UUsMnwquo

[Daniel-X]

It's actually called the cheeky sing (touch my bum)

[Tom4784]

Turned me down??? Don't go all ****ing Jess off Love Island on me. I lied you if I recall correctly and you're lucky you got away with those sexual assault charges you bastard

Lies, lies and more lies.

I don't understand the love island reference because I have taste, dear.

[Daniel-X]

The cheeky song (touch my bum)

Is the actual title so I want a point :smug:

[EspeonBB]

idk
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[Daniel-X]

Lies, lies and more lies.

I don't understand the love island reference because I have taste, dear.

So do I in men. I like them with big dicks and actual personalities

[Will.]

Question 5

What is the names of the married couple in my Shopping Mall?

[kirklancaster]

I got it right - where's my point?

[Daniel-X]

Kathy and Norah

[Dominic]

Me and Britney

[Tom4784]

So do I in men. I like them with big dicks and actual personalities

And imaginary apparently, no one would want a dried up toad like you. :fan:

[Will.]

Kathy and Norah

Correct!

Congratulations you have one a spa date with Cal.

[Will.]

Wait!

Everyone stop!

[Dominic]

N

[kirklancaster]

Wait!

Everyone stop!

I KNOW - it's a recount -- Mark's in the lead. :laugh:

[Will.]

There is a mysterious Porche coming towards us.

[kirklancaster]

And imaginary apparently, no one would want a dried up toad like you. :fan:

I want her. :hehe:

[Daniel-X]

And imaginary apparently, no one would want a dried up toad like you. :fan:

Sorry I can't hear through the volume of my flawless luscious au naturale hair which was done professionally by a top stylist x

(Oh and before you ask no I don't mean facial hair only you would need that hunni you're starting to look like Ian Beale in his 2012 countryfile era)

[T*]

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[Will.]

VFb5TXOMo3I

[Daniel-X]

There is a mysterious Porche coming towards us.

Steps in and runs over Dwayne

[kirklancaster]

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:laugh::laugh:

[Tom4784]

Steps in and runs over Dwayne

Jealousy is a disease xx.

[Will.]

Who's ready for a shocking twist?


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[kirklancaster]

Steps in and runs over Dwayne

Leaving the tired bitch more 'exhausted' than usual.

[Will.]

The person is getting out of the car now.

[Daniel-X]

Jealousy is a disease xx.

Hahahahah I have literally nothing to be jealous about I'm skinny, rich, Asian, clever, beautiful and a bitch and have won Miss New York five times in a row.

Have good fun in your mums basement at home watching me win

[kirklancaster]

Who's ready for a shocking twist?


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Me with my glass of shocking gin.

[Will.]

BREAKING:

NICKI HAS RETURNED!

Nicki was eliminated in a huge fake elimination.

Nicki is back for good!

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[Tom4784]

Hahahahah I have literally nothing to be jealous about I'm skinny, rich, Asian, clever, beautiful and a bitch and have won Miss New York five times in a row.

Have good fun in your mums basement at home watching me win

I wouldn't know anything about basements, I'm all about the penthouse, bitch.

[T*]

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[Daniel-X]

Not the show being fixed for the producers fave /C5

[T*]

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[Will.]

Not the show being fixed for the producers fave /C5

It was planned since Monday lol, Cal was told then.

[Daniel-X]

I wouldn't know anything about basements, I'm all about the penthouse, bitch.

I didn't realise your mum let you live under the delusion that the room at the bottom of her house was a penthouse welp I am howling

[kirklancaster]

:dance::dance::dance: Hurray. :dance::dance::dance: I can never have enough dim cows to thrash.

[Tom4784]

BREAKING:

NICKI HAS RETURNED!

Nicki was eliminated in a huge fake elimination.

Nicki is back for good!

8K6_2z5P6-4


I thought I could smell the scent of desperation and crack in the air.

[Daniel-X]

It was planned since Monday lol, Cal was told then.

I'm joking...

[Dominic]

STOP RIGGING FOR HELEN AGAIN! gosh

[EspeonBB]

Look what the garbage man dragged in

[Will.]

Tiara and Britney please stop buying all you clothes from the old Chinese lady down the ally way.

It's giving the show a bad image.

[Tom4784]

I didn't realise your mum let you live under the delusion that the room at the bottom of her house was a penthouse welp I am howling

Well that's no surprise, dogs love to howl.

[T*]

:dance::dance::dance: Hurray. :dance::dance::dance: I can never have enough dim cows to thrash.

Is that why you have so many mirrors in your house?

[Daniel-X]

*Me, Britney and Brenda all huddle in a corner and drag Nickis trash taste in fashion*

[T*]

I thought I could smell the scent of desperation and crack in the air.

why, did you get a whiff of your own breath?

[Will.]

Would all contestants please return to the coach,

it's time to head back for another surprise!

[kirklancaster]

Is that why you have so many mirrors in your house?

Ain't no reflections of dim cows in my 342 mirrors hun - only of MOI. Perfection personified.

[T*]

*Me, Britney and Brenda all huddle in a corner and drag Nickis trash taste in fashion*

go away primark gals

[kirklancaster]

why, did you get a whiff of your own breath?

:laugh:

[Daniel-X]

Tiara and Britney please stop buying all you clothes from the old Chinese lady down the ally way.

It's giving the show a bad image.

Excuse me and Britney are high class bitches.

Call me again and I'll bring up that thing you didn't want me to tell anyone (Peter, Paul and Mary but this time Peter, Will and Mary)

[Will.]

The show does not allow Primark girls, so if anyone is caught buying from there, they will be axed.

[EspeonBB]

Look at you with your cheap Primark shoes

[Tom4784]

why, did you get a whiff of your own breath?

I wish my breath stank, it would be a welcome change from the stench of rotting fish coming from your vag.

Vagisil bitch, make friends with it.

[T*]

The show does not allow Primark girls, so if anyone is caught buying from there, they will be axed.

*everyone except me is axed*

[Daniel-X]

High street high street love topshop

[EspeonBB]

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[Will.]

Excuse me and Britney are high class bitches.

Call me again and I'll bring up that thing you didn't want me to tell anyone (Peter, Paul and Mary but this time Peter, Will and Mary)

Tiara I can make you look likes the countries top slut whilst sitting in my office and sucking off Mark.

[kirklancaster]

The show does not allow Primark girls, so if anyone is caught buying from there, they will be axed.

All these bitches must have the same friend called Kay - because they all get their cheap rags from her catalogue.

[Daniel-X]

*everyone except me is axed*

HOWLINg your outfit the other night screamed Bon Marche

[Daniel-X]

Tiara I can make you look likes the countries top slut whilst sitting in my bedroom and sucking off Mark.

Will? Do you want me to get your call closed down for all the corrupt things what happen in it

[T*]

I wish my breath stank, it would be a welcome change from the stench of rotting fish coming from your vag.

Vagisil bitch, make friends with it.

my vagina is clean and smells of Chanel, go fix your tuna melt of a minge

[kirklancaster]

Tiara I can make you look likes the countries top slut whilst sitting in my bedroom and sucking off Mark.

Hell - That makes her the country's LUCKIEST slut.

[Dominic]

*everyone except me is axed*

Get a ****ing wash and an hairbrush you fat bitch.

[EspeonBB]

The show does not allow Primark girls, so if anyone is caught buying from there, they will be axed.

Then why are Nicki and Dwayne still here?

[T*]

HOWLINg your outfit the other night screamed Bon Marche
speaking of which, heres hoping you go bon voyage tonight :hee:

[Daniel-X]

speaking of which, heres hoping you go bon voyage tonight :hee:

There's no elimination hon, nice try x

[T*]

Get a ****ing wash and an hairbrush you fat bitch.

take your own advice you stupid slag

[kirklancaster]

speaking of which, heres hoping you go bon voyage tonight :hee:

Is that her Bon Marching orders?

[Will.]

Will? Do you want me to get your call closed down for all the corrupt things what happen in it

Do your worst!

I'm a highly independent woman that don't take no ****.

But then again you wear a lot of ****.

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[T*]

There's no elimination hon, nice try x

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[Daniel-X]

Will hon you bought jeans in the sale rack.

I haven't ever been to a sale rack, I have enough money to avoid them

[kirklancaster]

There's no elimination hon, nice try x

But that might be Will's next 'TWIST'. That there is.

[Will.]

BREAKING:

I would like to inform Cal,

THAT BRITNEY AND TIARA HAVE BEEN ENGAGING IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE AND TiARA IS A LESBIAN BY THE LOOKS OF IT.

[Daniel-X]

Hmm I wouldn't be surprised if Nicki eliminated someone

[kirklancaster]

Will hon you bought jeans in the sale rack.

I haven't ever been to a sale rack, I have enough money to avoid them

If they're Jeans he ought to give them back to her - they're minging.

[T*]

i found their strap on *starts viciously beating up mark with it*

[Dominic]

Production please check your inbox.

[Daniel-X]

BREAKING:

I would like to inform Cal,

THAT BRITNEY AND TIARA HAVE BEEN ENGAGING IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE AND TiARA IS A LESBIAN BY THE LOOKS OF IT.

Listen I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THE PRODUCERS PAINTING ME AND BRITNEY IN A BAD LIME LIGHT. I AM NOT A LESBIAN AND IF I WAS YOU ARE HOMOPHOBIC. ME AND BRITNEY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING BUT BE BFFS AND SHOP TOEGTHER AND KISS ONCE FOR A DARE BECAUSE THATS WHAT HIGH CLASS BITCHES DO SO **** OFF

[kirklancaster]

BREAKING:

I would like to inform Cal,

THAT BRITNEY AND TIARA HAVE BEEN ENGAGING IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE AND TiARA IS A LESBIAN BY THE LOOKS OF IT.

Yep - She's got a College Degree in Strapadichtomi.

[Dominic]

Production please check your inbox

[Will.]

TONIGHT THE BASEMENT OPENS,

TWO CONTESTANTS will BE VANISHED TO THE BASEMENT WHERE THEY WILL LIVE IN SORROW AND MISARY.

THESE TWO CONTESTANTS WILL AUTOMATICALLY FACR TOMORROWS ELIMINATION.


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[T*]

isn't that dwaynes house?

[Cal.]

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[kirklancaster]

i found their strap on *starts viciously beating up mark with it*

S & M fan Mark gives her 24 hours to stop.

[Will.]

Cal, which 2 contestants would you like to vanish to the basement?

[Cal.]

Dwayne and Lucas.

[Dominic]

uhWILL PLS REVEAL THE TWIN TWIST

[EspeonBB]

Omg @ production trying to screw me over. I will be reporting to Ofcom
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[Daniel-X]

Yeah the twin twist needs to be revealed

[Daniel-X]

Omg @ production trying to screw me over. I will be reporting to Ofcom
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1919288/thumbs/o-DANIELLE-570.jpg?6

Don't worry I won't let my BFF be taken

[kirklancaster]

Dwayne and Lucas.

:dance::dance::dance: Thank you beautiful one.

[T*]

bye felicia(s)
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[Will.]

BREAKING: NOT ONLY HAVE TIARA AND BRITNEY BEEN HAVING SEX.

They are TWINS.

[Cal.]

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[Will.]

Dwayne and Lucas please make your way to the basement.

[Daniel-X]

We have not been having sex I'm sorry but this HORRIBLE treatment of me needs to end!

[kirklancaster]

BREAKING: NOT ONLY HAVE TIARA AND BRITNEY BEEN HAVING SEX.

They are TWINS.

And their sister's their momma.

[T*]

is this casual incest thursday

[Dominic]

ITS NOT ****ING BRITNEY ITS BRENDA. ME AND TIARA ARE TWINS YOU STUPID HOST FLOP.uh

[Will.]

Only joking.

[EspeonBB]

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[kirklancaster]

is this casual incest thursday

:laugh: Or Keep It In The Family Day?

[Will.]

Who's stolen Nicki's make up bag?

[T*]

may i go and watch AHS now

[Dominic]

We are actually the triplets twist w/ tiara and britney and me. If we made it past three days we are allowed to eliminate one contestant.That's what the contract said.

[Will.]

I can reveal that the murderers hair was found on Minaj's body.

The hair result will be sent off to a lab and should be back by Sunday.

Remember everyone, theres a killer amongst you.

[T*]

shut up bulkda

[kirklancaster]

We are actually the triplets twist w/ tiara and britney and me. If we made it past three days we are allowed to eliminate one contestant.That's what the contract said.

So who you evicting Brenda darling?

[Will.]

Tomorrow is a very special day,

What happens is in Cal's hand, he will choose the task etc.

Bachelor gets dark again.

[EspeonBB]

bye bye bitches

[kirklancaster]

i can reveal that the murderers hair was found on minaj's body.

The hair result will be sent off to a lab and should be back by sunday.

Remember everyone, theres a killer amongst you.

what murderer's hair - have i missed something?

[Will.]

All I can say is tomorrow your need to unlock your heart.

[kirklancaster]

Has Will been on the Whacky Bacci?

[Will.]

Has Will been on the Whacky Bacci?

How many vaginas have you been in since we launched?

[Dominic]

No wait the contract said that each of us will eliminate one person.

[kirklancaster]

How many vaginas have you been in since we launched?

Too many to count. Thankfully. But it ain't just vaginas Will - They dont call me the Milkman for nothing - it's because I also leave cream up your back passage.

[kirklancaster]

No wait the contract said that each of us will eliminate one person.

That leaves just you 3 and me then. Happy Days.

[Cal.]

Ladies and Gentleman...

As we approach the final few days I realize not all of you can make it and there is 7 of you left. I can't take you all to the final 3, so I'm afraid someone has to be eliminated.

And I'm afraid one of you is going to be losing your place right now.

LUCAS...

I have decided to eliminate you. I just don't think we've connected and it's not fair that other's should go home who have been more connected to me and to the game. It's a dear shame and I wish you the best of luck in the future. Thank you for playing Daniel_<3

[Will.]

It's time people woke and took the SHOW SERIOUSLY.

[Kate!]

Hey. Just wanted to say sorry for not participating, I've had no internet for a couple of days or I'd have done more, couldn't even have responded to Cals questions so it was fair to eliminate me over the active players.Also sorry to Will, game is great and I'm gutted to leave.

[Will.]

Hey. Just wanted to say sorry for not participating, I've had no internet for a couple of days or I'd have done more, couldn't even have responded to Cals questions so it was fair to eliminate me over the active players.Also sorry to Will, game is great and I'm gutted to leave.

It's ok <3

Theres always next season.