TIBB Bachelor: THE GRAND FINALE!

[Will.]

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TIBB's THE BACHELOR!



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About the game:

The game is obviously inspired by The Batchelor show, a group of around 6 single ladies and men (TIBB members) will go head to head to be chosen by TIBB's Batchelor.

Each night the ladies and men battle it out to date The Batchelor in a series of tasks, with the Batchelor choosing who he takes on a date each night.

Each evening a member will be eliminated from the show with The Batchelor deciding your fate.

Who Is She? Is this year Bachelor!


"I’m a bachelorette at heart but for names sakes and branding I’ll be referred to as The Bachelor x

I’m a crazy party gal with a fab attitude and an overall harrowingly nice personality. I’m absolutely hilarious and if you don’t like me then you have something mentally wrong with you.

Being such a rich and famous TiBB socialite, it’s not a case of what I can do for you, but a case of what you can do for me. If you don’t float my boat, then you’re going home. Xoxo"


Contestants

Contestants will be revealed tonight at 9PM


Kate! - Katerina (eliminated day 4)
Kirk - Mark (2nd place)
Jack - Charles (eliminated day 1)
EspeonBB - Britney (WINNER)
Dezzy - Dwayne (eliminated day 6)
LiamBB - LaDaysha (eliminated day 3)
Brenda - Brenda (3rd place)
SuperV - Veronica (eliminated day 2)
Daniel_ - Lucas (eliminated day 5)
Daniel-X - Tiara (eliminated day 7)
Tom - Nicki (eliminated day 6)
The house is located in the beauty of California. House pictures have been released.

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[Will.]

live in 10 mins

[Daniel-X]

Not a triple D:

[Will.]

live in 3 mins!

[Will.]

HELLO AND WELCOME to DAY 6 OF TIBB BACHELOR!

[Will.]

UmvY39Ry62I

[Daniel-X]

Struts in with a padlock and key to unlock heart

[Will.]

WOULD ALL CONTESTANTS please make their way outside.

[Daniel-X]

It's raining though and Britney has curled my hair?

[Will.]

IT'S TIME to unlock your heart

[Daniel-X]

*Rips open heart containing my pageant crowns, my bank, Ben and Jerrys ice cream and puppies*

[Will.]

It's raining though and Britney has curled my hair?

Tough ****, Tiara!

[Will.]

TONIGHT CAL will take control and host the task, as tonight it's all about what he wants!

[Will.]

I'm about to love you and leave you.

Would Cal take to stand now!

[T*]

a lorra lorra love

[T*]

Sorry I'm late, I was walking to the studio and then Dwayne got stuck in the doorframe.
firefighters had to free him

[Will.]

Sorry I'm late, I was walking to the studio and then Dwayne got stuck in the doorframe.
firefighters had to free him

Dwayne is a big fatty

[T*]

I know
He's back at the studios Krispy Kreme stand

[kirklancaster]

Sorry I'm late but the pretty female taxi driver insisted on me shagging her brains out before she'd let me out of the taxi.

[Daniel-X]

Where is Conseula my maid with my Pinot Grigio?

[T*]

Where is Conseula my maid with my Pinot Grigio?


floating face down in marks pool

[Will.]

Where is Conseula my maid with my Pinot Grigio?

found her

http://www.fantasiawear.com/ImagesModelPlus/CP-RX01507-2031-french-maid.jpg

[Daniel-X]

floating face down in marks pool

Lazy bitch couldn't even make it back! My god

[T*]

rip

[Daniel-X]

found her

http://www.fantasiawear.com/ImagesModelPlus/CP-RX01507-2031-french-maid.jpg

No that's my old maid Madame LaQueer I sacked her after I caught her eating from the fridge. :nono:

She was only allowed pedigree chum it said in her contract but she said something like human rights or something

[Cal.]

Hello ladies and gentleman...

Tonight is all about finding keys to unlock my heart and send you into the next round.

But, first, one of you is about to take charge. Between you, you need to elect me a 'Main Hoe' - this 'main hoe' will make vital decisions tonight and will be immune from being eliminated until at least tomorrow.

You have 10 minutes to make your decision. Start now.

[Daniel-X]

Hispanic women don't even have human rights so she can suck a dick

[T*]

#VoteNickiAsHeadHoeAndNoOneGetsHurt

[Daniel-X]

Well I don't mind who is main hoe but I think it should be me Nicki or Mark as we're the only ones here.

I would say Mark because he's a proper hoe

[Daniel-X]

I send a vote to Mark

[kirklancaster]

IDC:smug:

[T*]

I send a vote to myself

[Daniel-X]

I want head hoe actually

[Daniel-X]

Me and Nicki both choose ourselves

[Daniel-X]

Mark cast the vote between us

[kirklancaster]

Mark cast the vote between us

I vote......You babe 'cos you got soft lips -- upstairs and down. :hehe:

[T*]

Mark if you don't choose me I'll leak the REAL pics of your dick

[Tom4784]

I'll vote for Daniel.

[Daniel-X]

Great I guess I'm head hoe

[Will.]

Mark if you don't choose me I'll leak the REAL pics of your dick

If you don't stop the threatening behaviour our shove my vagina in your face and expose you as Asexual. xx

[kirklancaster]

Mark if you don't choose me I'll leak the REAL pics of your dick

:laugh: You can't babe 'cos TIBB doesn't do extra Wide Screen.

[Daniel-X]

Thank you to all my ADORING fans

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[T*]

Dwayne is irrelevant
Aren't I immune anyway

[kirklancaster]

Thank you to all my ADORING fans

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/woman-christmas-happy-wearing-hat-kitchen-throwing-presents-air-45991788.jpg

NO - Thank YOU for your adorable FANNY.

[Daniel-X]

NO - Thank YOU for your adorable FANNY.

You horny thing :wink:

[T*]

:laugh: You can't babe 'cos TIBB doesn't do extra Wide Screen.


aw, your chode will just have to be uploaded to tumblr instead x

[Will.]

Me working on tonight's show, looking hot as usual.

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[kirklancaster]

aw, your chode will just have to be uploaded to tumblr instead x

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Daniel-X]

I'm busy planning Tiara-O-Ween for all my 1752 Instagram fans :love:

[kirklancaster]

Me working on tonight's show, looking hot as usual.

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Isn't that Dwayne with us back to us? He looks like he's just eaten Brenda - Literally.

[Will.]

Isn't that Dwayne with us back to us? He looks like he's just eaten Brenda - Literally.

No that's Minaj's sister - Chandelle.

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[Cal.]

Time's up!

Who is the 'Main Hoe'?

[Daniel-X]

*Consuela's body is taken away with Pinot Grigio in hand*

-Takes the wine-

[Daniel-X]

I think it's me but I don't know :worry:

I got three votes and Nicki got one from herself

[Will.]

Remember everyone, there's a killer amongst you lot.

RIP MINAJ

[Will.]

Tiara is the main hoe Cal.

[kirklancaster]

Tiara is the main hoe Cal.

She got my vote.

[Cal.]

Tiara, you are my 'Main Hoe'.

As my 'Main Hoe' - you will not face elimination this evening.

However, it is your job to interrogate your fellow 5 contestants. Only one of them will join you in not being on the chopping block, and the other 4 contestants will face elimination.

It is up to you to decide who faces elimination based on who you think is the most truthful and genuine in this process.

You have until 9:45 to ask your questions and make your decision on the 4 facing elimination.

NICKI, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
BRITNEY, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
BRENDA, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
DWAYNE, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
MARK, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.

[Daniel-X]

Thank you Cal I hope I do you and Beyonce proud :love:

Does everyone get asked the same questions or are they quick fire ones in here? x

[Cal.]

Quick fire ones here, based on scouting out whose the most genuine x

[Daniel-X]

Kk thanks x

[T*]

Aren't I safe because of the fake elimination tho

[Daniel-X]

Your first question...

'Why do you want to win Cal's heart and why do you think you deserve to make final three?'

[Cal.]

Aren't I safe because of the fake elimination tho

no hoe

[Daniel-X]

Second question...

'If you had to eliminate someone who would you eliminate and why?'

[Tom4784]

Your first question...

'Why do you want to win Cal's heart and why do you think you deserve to make final three?'

I want the magazine deals and the spin off show of us fixing up a busted old vineyard.

[T*]

For Q1
Because cal is the perfect woman, a fashionista (like me), sassy (like me) and she is generally amazing.
I should be final 3 because without me this game wouldn't be the same, I've made more of an impact on the game than Dwayne did when he sat on one of the producers cats (RIP fluffy)

[T*]

Q2: Dwayne because he takes up too much room

[Tom4784]

Second question...

'If you had to eliminate someone who would you eliminate and why?'

Mark, just look at him.

[kirklancaster]

I want to win Cal's heart because I am a hopeless romantic who has fallen deeply in love. I deserve to be in the final three because I am tall, dark and handsome, I have a lot of life experience and am one of the funniest wits to be in the company of. I know how to make someone laugh and feel at ease, but I also know how to make thm feel like they are the most special person on the planet - which they are to me if I am in love with them.

[Daniel-X]

Third question...

'Why would me taking you to final three benefit me? But also Cal?'

[T*]

Third question...

'Why would me taking you to final three benefit me? But also Cal?'


Ménage a trois

[kirklancaster]

I would eliminate Dwayne because it would reduce the risk of swine-flue destroying the world.

[Tom4784]

Third question...

'Why would me taking you to final three benefit me? But also Cal?'

You can be the best friend in the spin off show. Cal won't get a spin off with those other messes. No one wants to see them.

[kirklancaster]

Third question...

'Why would me taking you to final three benefit me? But also Cal?'

Ain't no Trick about the treat I have in store for you Doll. Picture it:
You – breathtakingly beautiful and radiant in your Armani Prive ball gown. Me the epitome of macho elegance in my Dolce and Gabbana tuxedo and tie.

The strains of 'Jealousy' fill the warm Argentinian night air as I hold you tightly , and we begin to Tango under a star-filled sky.

Then, you can resist my sexual chemistry no more. You can no longer ignore the throbbing drumming of my manhood pressing against your swollen love-lips, and your slender body trembles, shudders as you fall against my rippling chest, limp, spent, satisfied. I search your lovely face, gaze deep into the beautiful pools which are your eyes. I look down at the growing wet patch on your dress , and I say:

NOW you know the true meaning of Come Dancing.

Oh - and Cal can watch until it's his turn to get the Mark treatment.

[Daniel-X]

Final question...

'Did you kill Minaj and do you know who did kill Minaj?'

[T*]

To have a spin off show you need to make sure you don't have other planets already spinning around you, Dwayne..

[T*]

Final question...



'Did you kill Minaj and do you know who did kill Minaj?'


No, but I do believe Dwayne had her for lunch. I found a giant bone in the studio cafeteria.

[Dominic]

1. I want to win Cal's heart, because Cal is amazing and I deserve to make the F3 cause I will do anything for her :love:
2. I would eliminate the fat or Helen.
3. Threesome and plus were twins anyways.
4. No of course not, Helen did.

[Daniel-X]

Time is up.

Tiara hath made her decision...

[Tom4784]

Final question...

'Did you kill Minaj and do you know who did kill Minaj?'

When something goes wrong it's usually Nicki's fault.

[Will.]

Minaj's killer is shocking...

And I will reveal the culprit in the final because I want it to be messy...

[T*]

Brenda I already said threesome you unoriginal slut

[Will.]

All I can say is SOMEONE would do anything to stay on the competition.

[kirklancaster]

No, I didn't,and no, I don't - but I wish I had have 'cos she was one ugly, fat repulsive mofo, and there ain't room in this world for two what with Dwayne already beig in it. I think Dwayne killed her through jealousy that she was his better twin.

[Daniel-X]

All four of you posted good answers and I felt you were all rather honest in your posts... However, I do think one person was more honest than the rest and I think this person has proved themselves in the competetion. I would like to take MARK to the final three with me. I'm really sorry I could only pick one and I genuinely mean that. I hope you all luck in the elimination-

[T*]

Excuse me but mark copied and pasted quotes and just rewrote them

[Will.]

I would like to remind all the contestant that our psychologist Minaj is always on hand if you are facing any problems or difficulties, both emotionally and mentally.

OH WAIT... SOMEONE KILLED HER.



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[Cal.]

Thank you, Tiara.

You have been an excellent 'Main Hoe' and Tiara and Mark - you are safe tonight.

DWAYNE, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
BRENDA, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
BRITNEY, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
NICKI, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.

[T*]

Am I safe?! :amazed:

[kirklancaster]

Thank you, Tiara.

You have been an excellent 'Main Hoe' and Tiara and Mark - you are safe tonight.

DWAYNE, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
BRENDA, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
BRITNEY, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
NICKI, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.

Thank you Sweet lips, and Tiara. Both discerning ladies of refined taste.

[Dominic]

Well **** you then

[Cal.]

NICKI
BRENDA
DWAYNE
BRITNEY

Contestants, please post the image you received in your PM box.

[kirklancaster]

Excuse me but mark copied and pasted quotes and just rewrote them

Jealousy or just lousy? My answers tonight were spontaneous and original. I typed them in response to each question - which is why I was later than you bitches in responding. :smug:

[T*]

http://www.isecure.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/25mm-padlock.jpg

[T*]

What does it mean

[Dominic]

Are you sure you want me to post your nudes here?

[Dominic]

Oh wait I got a different PM

[Dominic]

http://westpalmtherapy.com//wp-content/uploads/2013/04/skeleton-key.jpg

[kirklancaster]

http://www.isecure.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/25mm-padlock.jpg

What can it mean? Too late to fit that sad minge with a Chastity Belt, so it must mean you need locking up in a padded cell away from humans.

[Will.]

Mark, just a reminder, can you be in my office at 1am.

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[kirklancaster]

http://westpalmtherapy.com//wp-content/uploads/2013/04/skeleton-key.jpg

Mmmm - Must mean you are going to one of the Florida Keys - probably tied to the rudder of the boat.

[kirklancaster]

Mark, just a reminder, can you be in my office at 1am.

Will do, Will.

[Daniel-X]

Mark is such a fierce bitch :fan:

[Cal.]

Yeah I was going for dramatic effect but whatever.

[kirklancaster]

Am I safe?! :amazed:

You should be locked away in one - CHUBBy.

[T*]

You should be locked away in one - CHUBBy.


Delete it fat

[Cal.]

BRENDA and BRITNEY, you received-

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NICKI and DWAYNE, you received-

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...

[T*]

So we've been eliminated then
I'm not going home in a taxi with fatty

[kirklancaster]

Mark is such a fierce bitch :fan:

I may be ruthless, but those mingers are toothless and truthless.

[Cal.]

BRENDA and BRITNEY...

You have received keys to my heart and are therefore going through to the final 4. Congratulations!

NICKI and DWAYNE...

I'm so sorry, but you have been locked out of my heart and have therefore been eliminated. Dwayne, you have been eliminated in 6th place and Nicki you have been eliminated in 5th place.

Thank you so much for playing and putting so much effort in, I've loved you both playing and I loved the humour you've put into the game, it's been very much appreciated and I'm sorry I couldn't take you further but I just thought I'd rather take Brenda and Britney through (that is no shade btw). I've loved having you both, thank you so much and good luck in the future if you decide to play again<3

[Will.]

BTW THE NEXT BACHELOR has ALREADY BEEN SELECTED!

[T*]

If you'd rather have these rancid sluts then fine

[T*]

Peace out you ugly twats

[Daniel-X]

Bye Dwayne and Felicia

[kirklancaster]

Nickie and Dwayne - Hit The Road, and remember to build your new houses out of straw. Don't want that big bad wolf wasting his old breath now do we?

[T*]

Bye Dwayne and Felicia


The bachelor hates you x

[kirklancaster]

BRENDA and BRITNEY...

You have received keys to my heart and are therefore going through to the final 4. Congratulations!

NICKI and DWAYNE...

I'm so sorry, but you have been locked out of my heart and have therefore been eliminated. Dwayne, you have been eliminated in 6th place and Nicki you have been eliminated in 5th place.

Thank you so much for playing and putting so much effort in, I've loved you both playing and I loved the humour you've put into the game, it's been very much appreciated and I'm sorry I couldn't take you further but I just thought I'd rather take Brenda and Britney through (that is no shade btw). I've loved having you both, thank you so much and good luck in the future if you decide to play again<3

I just want a key to your bedroom.

[Daniel-X]

The bachelor hates you x

Why? X

Bye house pet x

[Will.]

TOMORROW WE RETURN TO THE FOREST For THE FINAL SHOWDOWN OF THE SEASON!

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[T*]

Why? X

Bye house pet x


Don't play dumb

[Daniel-X]

Don't play dumb

Why are you taking things so serious I haven't done anything wrong to you and I was joking :umm2:

[kirklancaster]

Will Brenda and Tiara join me in saying sayonara to our dear departed friends in a civilised way with a song:

watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM

[EspeonBB]

Oop not me being out all night and still slaying these bitches. Thanks Cal x

[Cal.]

Rise and shine ladies and gentleman!

Tonight is the final...but I can only take 3 of you.

MARK...

BRITNEY...

TIARA...

BRENDA...

One of you is about to be eliminated in 4th position.

[Cal.]

I can now reveal that I am eliminating...

TIARA!

Tiara I am so sorry, but I can only take 3 people to the final and I'm afraid I think the others deserve it more. Thank you so much for playing and putting so much effort in - you clearly worked so hard last night and I'm so glad you had such a shining moment before you had to be eliminated. I can't save everyone, you know? You have been a phenomonal player, thanks so much and better luck in the future with a new bachelor<3

[Pete.]

Poor her

[T*]

*sips cup of tea slowly*

[Will.]

The LIVE FINAL is TONIGHT!

[Cal.]

Good luck BRITNEY, MARK and BRENDA...

[kirklancaster]

*sips cup of tea slowly*

:laugh:

[kirklancaster]

Good luck BRITNEY, MARK and BRENDA...

Thank you sweet pants. I will do my uttermost to compete in the final with fairness, dignity, and gentlemanly civility at all times. :evilgrin:

[Ross.]

The bachelor hates you x

That's so Raven teas

[T*]

Britney is going to win 100%

[Will.]

Tonight the final has a fairytale theme!

[T*]

Rumour has it Nicki OD'd on heroin. Other sources say she just moved to Japan or Jamaica. But no matter what happened, Nicki's soul will live on AND SHE IS WANTING WIGS IN HER HAND

[Will.]

We will find out who killed Minaj tonight

[kirklancaster]

Britney is going to win 100%

I think so too.

[T*]

Is there an award for this gane

[Will.]

I can exclusively reveal one of the final 3 killed Minaj.

[Will.]

Who do we think killed Minaj?

[Jason.]

Is this still going on? Wasn't this supposed to be 4 days

[Will.]

Is this still going on? Wasn't this supposed to be 4 days

it's 6 days now.

[Jason.]

Not Will's game being extended due to high ratings

/CBB13

[Will.]

Not Will's game being extended due to high ratings

/CBB13

I'm getting the 3.9M including +1

[Will.]

FINALE TRAILER will be released anytime now.

[Daniel-X]

It's a shame I've had to go as I've loved playing the game. However, all good things must come to an end and the other three contestants in the final I think fully deserve their places for the things they've provided throughout. Thank you to Will for putting up with Tiara's demanding personality and thank you Cal for giving me a shot at love I never expected to make it this far <3

[Jason.]

Oh yay Daniel is online

[kirklancaster]

It's a shame I've had to go as I've loved playing the game. However, all good things must come to an end and the other three contestants in the final I think fully deserve their places for the things they've provided throughout. Thank you to Will for putting up with Tiara's demanding personality and thank you Cal for giving me a shot at love I never expected to make it this far <3

I will miss you, your expulsion is a travesty.

[Daniel-X]

I will miss you, your expulsion is a travesty.

I had to go because I did an Angelea from ANTM and told people I had won before the epsiode went out airing

Bye Mark I shall miss you and your third leg :sad:

[kirklancaster]

Who do we think killed Minaj?

BRITNEY

[Will.]

TONIGHT'S TRAILER has BEEN RELEASED!

-GZcl9tG758

[kirklancaster]

TONIGHT'S TRAILER has BEEN RELEASED!

GZcl9tG758

This video does not exist.

Sorry about that.:bawling:

[Will.]

working now!

[kirklancaster]

working now!

:dance::dance::dance:

[Will.]

who killed Minaj?

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[Dominic]

Hey guys winner here.

[Dominic]

Britney is going to win 100%

**** off Helen

[Dominic]

Not my triplet being eliminated.

[kirklancaster]

Hey guys winner here.

No, but you will be a really beautiful LOSER. :smug:

[Daniel-X]

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Tiara leaving the building

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Tiaras best bits song

[kirklancaster]

**** off Helen

:laugh:

[Daniel-X]

Not my triplet being eliminated.

Come through Brenda! :love: win those dollas for our famalam

[Dominic]

No, but you will be a really beautiful LOSER. :smug:

Who are you? You look like one of my servants back at home.

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[Will.]

Can someone make me a bowl of the macaroni cheese, I'm starving.

[Dominic]

Can someone make me a bowl of the macaroni cheese, I'm starving.

I'm sure Mark can get us some.

[Will.]

I'm sure Mark can get us some.

Has to be baked properly, no veg in it.

[Will.]

The water bills gone down a lot since Nicki left!

[kirklancaster]

Who are you? You look like one of my servants back at home.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/ec57233a33a0e63fbd481016a872a08c/tumblr_inline_nllqpkI5q21rs7a7f.gif

:laugh: If I genuinely looked like that, then I would take the unsolicited advice of numerous jealous people and "Go Feck" myself. :smug:

[kirklancaster]

Has to be baked properly, no veg in it.

I ONLY serve MEAT dishes, but they are very generous portions. :smug:

[Will.]

I ONLY serve MEAT dishes, but they are very generous portions. :smug:

I don't mid some hot dog in it.

Chicken and Bacon is also nice.

[kirklancaster]

The water bills gone down a lot since Nicki left!

That's because I made the bitch shower after every sex session with me. 16 showers a day uses a lot of water.

[kirklancaster]

I don't mid some hot dog in it.

Chicken and Bacon is also nice.

I can guarantee you won't be putting any chipolata in your mouth when I serve it up to you. :smug:

[Will.]

I can guarantee you won't be putting any chipolata in your mouth when I serve it up to you. :smug:

Jumbo hot dog?

[kirklancaster]

Jumbo hot dog?

If you mean, is it big, is it pure meat, and were nice buns made for it to slip into - then yeah, Jumbo Hot Dog.

[Will.]

If you mean, is it big, is it pure meat, and were nice buns made for it to slip into - then yeah, Jumbo Hot Dog.

:laugh:

[kirklancaster]

:laugh:

No onions though Will - Not needed I'm ALL you need to make your eyes water.

[Jamie89]

LaDaysha prepped for shock return?

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[kirklancaster]

LaDaysha prepped for shock return?

http://kirramagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Rachel-Dolezal.jpg

I hope so.

[Will.]

LaDaysha prepped for shock return?

http://kirramagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Rachel-Dolezal.jpg

Lauren Harries is that you?

[Will.]

Brenda can you stop leaving your dirty underwear lying around the mansion, the great camera man (Nevett) sadly has tripped over them and broke her neck.

[Will.]

Dwayne has arrived for tonight's final along with his two sisters.


Loving the flip-flops Dwayne

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[Will.]

1 HOUR TO GO!

[Will.]

35 mins to go!

Nicki and Tiara are arriving atm.

[Will.]

Loving your outfit tonight LaDaysha.

The lipstick is very gothic.

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[Will.]

5 mins to go!

[Will.]

3 mins to go!

[Will.]

2 mins to go!

[Will.]

1 min to go!

[Will.]

WE ARE LIVE!

[kirklancaster]

WE ARE LIVE!

I am here.

[Will.]

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LIVE FINAL of TIBB BACHELOR!

TONIGHT IT'S A 3 WAY FINALE, MARK, BRENDA AND BRITNEY ARE THE FINAL 3!

MNTxCIzOyyM

[Will.]

AND of COURSE! WE FIND OUT WHO KILLED MINAJ!

[EspeonBB]

I'm here x

[Will.]

TOINGHT CAL WILL MAKES his BIG DECISION AS THE PARY BEGINS.

WHO DO WE THINK WILL WIN?

[kirklancaster]

TOINGHT CAL WILL MAKES his BIG DECISION AS THE PARY BEGINS.

WHO DO WE THINK WILL WIN?

BRITNEY

[Will.]

Mark, Britney and Brenda YOU HAVE 15 MINS TO PREPARE A FINAL PLEE TO THE BACHELOR ON WHY YOU SHOULD WIN!

[T*]

Mark will come 3rd
Brenda 2nd
Britney 1st

[Will.]

Brenda, are you here?

[Will.]

AND TONIGHT we FIND OUT WHO THE NEXT BACHELOR IS!

[Will.]

IF Brenda doesn't turn up within 10 mins, there will be a huge twist.

[Will.]

TONIGHTS SET UP!

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[Will.]

THE final call for Brenda?

Brenda are you here?

[Cal.]

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[Cal.]

Silly.

[T*]

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[Cal.]

Especially since Nicki came 5th, not even 4th.

[T*]

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[Will.]

WOULD the FINAL 3 PLEASE MAKE YOUR PLEA to Cal.

[EspeonBB]

#justice4brenda

[kirklancaster]

I will remove my Jester's Cap tonight, because my heart is in sombre mood - Your love is at stake.

No one can make you feel the way that I know I can. If you are with me, from the moment of our first kiss, you will feel that the whole starry universe is yours. You will feel my strength, and you will know that there is NOTHING that you will ever have to fear again. I will slay dragons for you. I am rich, so you will never want for life's luxuries again. I will be your clown when you are down, and your puppet when you need ANYTHING at all.

Loving someone and being in love are totally different things to others – but with me I will love you and be in love with you until my stricken heart stops beating.

I am devilishly handsome, super intellectual and the font of all knowledge. You are achingly beautiful and have that stunning figure. Just think what our children will be like? Beautiful, intelligent little BROWN babies.

Why settle for the mundane, when you can have the most perfect lover, the most fun-loving companion, and the most loyal friend who has ever walked this Earth?

My love for you is higher than everest, deeper than the Pacific and will last longer the Earth itself.

I am yours, say you will be mine.

[Cal.]

Tom is not a finalist, Brenda is.

And even if this twist was to go ahead, it would certainly be Tiara coming back as a finalist since she was eliminated in 4th.

[T*]

Because I am sophisticated. I am loyal. I am Pretty. I am rich. I am your perfect partner.
Choose me, you won't regret it, in fact, theres a pink porsche outside waiting for you right now. I'm not like those other sluts. I will treat you right. x

I am Nicki.

[Will.]

She's had plenty of time to turn up.

[Will.]

Britney please make your final plea.

[EspeonBB]

Hello Cal,
I am grateful for this opportunity and I have learned a lot from this experience, but what I have learned most is my love for you. I think I am the most beautiful, most fun and most urban contestant and I can rock your world. If you pick me we can travel the world, and hang out with my BFFs Nikki Grahame and Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace and truly be happy.

It's a love story, baby just say yes <3

[T*]

No one can make you feel the way that I know I can. If you are with me, from the moment of our first kiss, you will feel that the whole starry universe is yours. You will feel my strength, and you will know that there is NOTHING that you will ever have to fear again. I will slay dragons for you. I am rich, so you will never want for life's luxuries again. I will be your clown when you are down, and your puppet when you need ANYTHING at all.

Loving someone and being in love are totally different things to others – but with me I will love you and be in love with you until my stricken heart stops beating.

I am devilishly handsome, super intellectual and the font of all knowledge. You are achingly beautiful and have that stunning figure. Just think what our children will be like? And BROWN babies at that.

Why settle for the mundane, when you can have the most perfect lover, the most fun-loving companion, and the most loyal friend who has ever walked this Earth?

My love for you is higher than everest, deeper than the Pacific and will last longer the Earth itself.

I am yours, say you will be mine.


-pulls up file of your criminal record-
It says here that you murdered your ex

[Will.]

Cal, Please tell the finalist what you think.

If Brenda turns up before the end then she can play.

[Cal.]

Mark, your plea was lovely and I adore you.

Britney, you have truly captured the magic of love.

Brenda, you didn't show up but I know I'm in your thoughts.

[kirklancaster]

-pulls up file of your criminal record-
It says here that you murdered your ex

It's all true I'm afraid, but she was a homophobic bitch.

[Will.]

Cal, who are YOU eliminating in third place?

[Dominic]

Internet problems. Not here for the Helen riggage again, I can give my spot up for Tiara tho

[Will.]

Ok finally, Brenda please quickly make your final plea.

[Will.]

THE FINAL 3 ARE MARK, Brenda and Britney.

[Cal.]

I can now reveal the person finishing in third place is...

BRENDA!

Brenda, I have adored spending time with you in this game and you have been an amazing contestant. I was so happy we could bury the hatchet together and I adore the fact that you've been so enthusiastic about everything - which is why I kept you around. :love: I'm sorry that you're not in the final two - but that's just the way it goes I guess. Always remember that you are a third place goddess and I love you<3



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[T*]

UM

[kirklancaster]

Hello Cal,
I am grateful for this opportunity and I have learned a lot from this experience, but what I have learned most is my love for you. I think I am the most beautiful, most fun and most urban contestant and I can rock your world. If you pick me we can travel the world, and hang out with my BFFs Nikki Grahame and Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace and truly be happy.

It's a love story, baby just say yes <3

Pfft. You will end up with a glass shattered on your head and a chair broken over your back if you pick this shallow hag.

[Will.]

Mark and Britney, you have one final plea to Cal.

[kirklancaster]

I can now reveal the person finishing in third place is...

BRENDA!

Brenda, I have adored spending time with you in this game and you have been an amazing contestant. I was so happy we could bury the hatchet together and I adore the fact that you've been so enthusiastic about everything - which is why I kept you around. :love: I'm sorry that you're not in the final two - but that's just the way it goes I guess. Always remember that you are a third place goddess and I love you<3



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I'd have been happier if you'd have buried it in her fat head.

[T*]

:hmph:

[Dominic]

I'd have been happier if you'd have buried it in her fat head.

Henny just because Britney's gonna win, doesn't mean you have to take your anger out on me.

[Will.]

Mark and Britney do you have any final words for Cal, before he makes his big decision.

[EspeonBB]

Pfft. You will end up with a glass shattered on your head and a chair broken over your back if you pick this shallow hag.

Is that a physical threat? :o

You should not choose this THUG :bored:

[T*]

(also I thought cal had also agreed to me re-entering, don't hate me welp)

[Will.]

I can reveal that ONE OF THE FINAL 2 KILLED MINAJ.

[Will.]

ARE WE READY for THE BIG DECISION?

[kirklancaster]

I am handsome, so I am eye candy.
I am a builder, so I come in handy.
I am hung like a horse and ever so randy.

Pick me and I'll come in handy. (But NOT in Hand-ie)

You wanna hang around with the rich and famous - Pick me, I am rich AND famous.

[Will.]

Britney, any final words?

[EspeonBB]

Mark and Britney do you have any final words for Cal, before he makes his big decision.

Yes I respect whatever decision he makes. I am classy, fun, and extremely charitable and good looking and I think I can make you happy unlike that thuggish hoe I'm up against.

Pick me <3

[kirklancaster]

Britney, any final words?

Yeah - She has - Goodbye.

[Will.]

It's time...

Cal, who is your winner?

[Cal.]

I can now reveal that the person who has gained my heart, and the WINNER of TiBB Bachelor is...

BRITNEY!
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[kirklancaster]

I can now reveal that the person who has gained my heart, and the WINNER of TiIBB Bachelor is...

BRITNEY!
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:bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Will.]

CONGRATULATIONS BRITNEY!


YOU ARE the WINNER OF TIBB BACHELOR!

[EspeonBB]

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THANK YOU!!! I FEEL SO HONOURED AND BLESSED

[Cal.]

Congratulations Mark, you have finished as runner-up!

Thank you so much for playing Mark, you have really taken the game on and you were extremely humorous. I believe you have some good news coming up tonight, thank you so much for being such a great sport and entertaining us all. I was actually considering you for the win for a while, so please don't take me picking you to finish as runner-up to heart. You have been AMAZING! :love:

[Will.]

MARK KILLED MINAJ!!!!!

I can reveal that Mark killed Minaj after Minaj threatened to axe Mark off the shoe because he gave her a terrible orgasm.

Mark slit Minaj's throat and pushed her in the pool.

[kirklancaster]

you just opted for a burger dinner at greasy joe's when you could have had breakfast at tiffany's, but congratulations to Britney and I genuinely hope that you both 'Live Long And Prosper'.

[Cal.]

BRITNEY, YOU ARE MY WINNER!

You have stolen my heart and I've loved having you every single minute in the game. You have been true to yourself and have entertained both me in the public. I have no doubt in my mind that you were the best choice possible, I'm hoping this is the start of a very incredible chapter in our lives<3

[Will.]

*cries*