The Apprentice 2015 Week 1 Discussion Thread [BBC ONE @ 9PM)

[Jason.]

:joker:

[LukeB]

going to a vegan restaurant to sell fish..ok :joker:

[Jay.]

vegan restaurant?

seems very set up imo the camera was already inside before them

[Natalie.]

kmao

[Kizzy]

Selling fish in a vegan restaurant haha!!

[Firewire]

"if you run, you'll get warm" mr motivator who?

[Jay.]

karen is my soul

[Jason.]

Ruth :joker:

[LukeB]

ruth :joker:

[Jordan.]

Not them buying just to get rid of her

[JoshBB]

:joker:

She's stroking the men so they buy fishcakes what an icon lmao

[MB.]

Ruth touching up strangers to get them to buy her fish <3

[Firewire]

ruth <3

[LemonJam]

Ruth disturbing people into giving her money :love:

[LukeB]

karen is my soul

Back off fat.

[Will.]

Ruth for a shock win?

[Natalie.]

"if you run, you'll get warm" mr motivator who?

:joker::joker:

[Lostie!]

"This is a vegan restaurant"
"There's nothing we can do to convince you at all?"

Get yourself a book and find out what vegan means, memba I told you. :idc:

[Jake.]

Ruth proving sex sells

[Firewire]

"you need to hug people" LMAO

[Jordan.]

Ruth <3

[Kizzy]

Feck off Karen... she's nice take the pole out of your bum! spent too much time in the lords you have :/

[Pete.]

Um that was Saira's technique too

[Crimson Dynamo]

Iv got fishcakes I the freezer and its making me peckish

Iv not had my tea yet

[Jason.]

Looks grim

[LukeB]

This cast seems better than last years

[Will.]

I think I'm going to be sick...

[Lostie!]

Bless Dan.

[Firewire]

why did they leave it out in the sun

[Crimson Dynamo]

Feck off Polish dancer

[Crimson Dynamo]

This cast seems better than last years

+1

[Jordan.]

yellow team > blue

[Pete.]

Crawl it back April

[Jason.]

lol

[JoshBB]

Their calamari or however you spell it looks disgusting :omgno:

[Jason.]

Ruth is brilliant

[Firewire]

everyone going against april :joker:

[Kizzy]

If the calamari was to warm won't it all be?

[Jay.]

this went really quick

[Pete.]

April lost </3

[Lostie!]

Shadow of the Unused Calamari, I love that band.

[JoshBB]

I already have least faves - eg. joseph valiente & the one talking now

[LemonJam]

Mergim digging his grave within 10 seconds :joker:

[Jason.]

Lol @ Sugar heckling that guy

[Will.]

The Apprentice is one of the best reality shows, if not the best :love:

[JoshBB]

everyone else >>>>>>>>>> mergim & joseph tbh

[Lostie!]

Mergim needs to go.

[LukeB]

Mergim can go

[Crimson Dynamo]

The Apprentice is one of the best reality shows, if not the best :love:

What a top start

X factor take note

[LukeB]

Mergim needs to go.

Mergim can go

snap

[Jason.]

Is Mergim the fool who kept talking

[Marsh.]

You need to hook people like "Now YOU look like a hungry gentleman today"

:joker:

[LemonJam]

sugababes omfg :joker:

[JoshBB]

Is Mergim the fool who kept talking

yes

[Vanessa]

:laugh:

[LukeB]

Is Mergim the fool who kept talking

the one who said he wants to prove men can sell better/more than women.

[Lostie!]

Is Mergim the fool who kept talking

The one who tried to see fish to a vegan. :laugh:

I only know the names because I have the candidate page open. :hee:

[Will.]

I only know April and Ruth names so far

[LukeB]

April's accent :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

The men are whimps

[Jason.]

lol i still dont know all their names glad im not the only one

[LukeB]

lol i still dont know all their names glad im not the only one

I got the website up for the names :laugh:

[Will.]

The men have too much testosterone

[Lostie!]

Brett reminds me of Chiles.

[JoshBB]

I'm learning some names but with 18 people it's difficult.

[Jordan.]

please Aprils team win

[Jordan.]

bye

[Jason.]

I've a picture of all the candidates to help me

[LemonJam]

£1.87 eek.

[LukeB]

The way Karen said pathetic :flutter:

[JoshBB]

if april goes home :fist:

[Jake.]

less than £2 profit :joker:

[King Gizzard]

Bye April

[MB.]

Lolbye April

[Crimson Dynamo]

My girlfriend going first

[Will.]

Karen giving the sass

[LukeB]

Dan is the weakest

[Jason.]

Not the good food making less

[Lostie!]

"A PATHETIC profit". :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I want a new sweep :fist:

[Lostie!]

Dan is the weakest

You better shut your ****ing mouth! /Suzette

[Headie]

#Pray4April

[Pete.]

Praying for April

[Firewire]

a mess

[lewis111]

Aparantely there's a David and Jenny, never saw them or heard from them

[Jordan.]

Not the good food making less

the fats wanting a greasy fish finger over a high quality salad </3

[Crimson Dynamo]

The cafe of shame

[JoshBB]

#SaveApril2k15

[King Gizzard]

Would keep her cause she's a personality but there's no way she'll get away with this surely

[Jake.]

Ruth must stay, don't care about the rest

[Lostie!]

I just hope Ruth and Dan survive. :fc:

[Jason.]

Bloody Brett

[LukeB]

aslong Joseph,April,Aisha and Ruth are safe then i will be happy

[Will.]

#SaveAprilAndRuth

[Headie]

Get the bald one out first again

[Pete.]

The silent ethnic girl better not be dragged into this

[Crimson Dynamo]

Dan fck off

[Jake.]

Literally didn't see Jenny/Shell the whole ep

[Lostie!]

The OTT gloomy cafe segments always make me giggle. :laugh:

[Headie]

All the best women on the losing team </3

[Jason.]

aslong Joseph,April,Aisha and Ruth are safe then i will be happy

said no one ever

[LemonJam]

I think Dan is ****ed but I want him to stay :worry:

[Vanessa]

£ 1.87 profit :hehe:

[Headie]

Lip sync for your life April!

[LukeB]

said no one ever

i love sheep :smug:

[JoshBB]

Send home Joseph/Dan tbh i dont like em

[King Gizzard]

Come on Dan

[lewis111]

Dan needs to go

[LukeB]

I think Dan is ****ed but I want him to stay :worry:

I think its him or baldy

[Will.]

Get the bald twat out.

[Jason.]

i love sheep :smug:

or maybe i have a taste :smug:

[Jake.]

Really want Dan to stay as well

[Jay.]

'catering assistant'

i love waiters

[Daniel-X]

Not Queen April loosing </3 this series is great I'm not on the forum because I don't want to miss anything :laugh2:

[MB.]

If you ask me it's unfair that Chiles has been allowed to compete two years in a row so fire ha why not

[Jordan.]

fire brett

[Kate!]

Enormous fishcakes :laugh:

[Jake.]

he looks like jafar

[MB.]

There's been an extreme lack of Jenny Garbis tonight

[King Gizzard]

Fire him for his **** hair

[Kizzy]

American girl can go home for moaning about 'aggressive' language and crying.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Big fishcakes

Bad business

[LukeB]

welp didn't notice vana

[Lostie!]

Brett reminds me of Chiles.

If you ask me it's unfair that Chiles has been allowed to compete two years in a row so fire ha why not

"I am DISGUSTED" etc.

[lewis111]

Jenny speaks AHHH

[Jay.]

woman in a suit :clap1:

idk any names

[Will.]

I quite like the American woman.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bye dan

[Jake.]

Fire him for his **** hair

.

[Jason.]

Fire Dan.

[Jake.]

woman in a suit :clap1:

idk any names

queen ruth

[Lostie!]

I didn't know Vana had an American accent until the boardroom.

[LukeB]

GET BALDY OUT

[King Gizzard]

Dans been thrown under the bus now he's digging his grave </3

[Jordan.]

Correct two :clap1:

[MB.]

woman in a suit :clap1:

idk any names

She prefers to be known as Baroness Brady

[Will.]

April selecting the two guys!

[Jake.]

Ruth safe :clap1:

come on Dan

[Natalie.]

Save Dan

[Jay.]

i do not mind who goes between those three

[LukeB]

Joseph is safe :clap1:

[Jason.]

TBH April can stay

[LemonJam]

think it'll be a double firing tbh.

[Daniel-X]

Vana :love:

[Vanessa]

Engage your brain :laugh:

[Lostie!]

Fire Brett!!!

[Pete.]

April is safe (I think it wasn't really her fault)

[LukeB]

think it'll be a double firing tbh.

hope not, it's too early for that

[Headie]

April keeping the pussy powah alive!

[King Gizzard]

All three of them

[Will.]

Pussy willow.

[Jason.]

Brett is a dick

[Crimson Dynamo]

Leave April alan

She is gold

[Babayaro.]

April is ****ing annoying

[Firewire]

Brett can go

[Vanessa]

This team :facepalm::facepalm:

[Jake.]

All three of them

and he brings back Dan in a troll move

[Will.]

How old is April? guessing around 28-30.

[LukeB]

go on Alan point your finger at Brett and say your fired please.

[Jason.]

**** Brett

[Babayaro.]

Brett's a goner

[Crimson Dynamo]

April has a fishcake on her head

[Natalie.]

what great big fishcakes you have

[Jason.]

omfg that lady judge :love:

[Lostie!]

go on Alan point your finger at Brett and say your friend please.

teehee

[MB.]

Bring back Sarah Dales I say

[Will.]

I want April's fish gash.

[King Gizzard]

You tell him Dan!!

[MB.]

omfg that lady judge :love:

Blimey you really haven't watched The Apprentice before have you

[Jake.]

Dan the pan man

[LemonJam]

lmao Dan is fantastic but he's screwed </3

[Jason.]

I want April's fish gash.

Yeah you don't know what that means, do you?

[LukeB]

teehee

I see your bitchiness is returning

[Jake.]

Dan knows his pans!!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Dan go

[Babayaro.]

Blimey you really haven't watched The Apprentice before have you

:joker:

[Will.]

Yeah you don't know what that means, do you?

Maybe leave it till I'm 18.

[Jay.]

could not care who goes

[Jason.]

Blimey you really haven't watched The Apprentice before have you

i'm a noob to this

OKAY

[Lostie!]

Aw I love Dan. :laugh:

Shame he's a gonner. </3

[MB.]

So April's still going yes?

[Jake.]

Dan </3

[Jason.]

Dan's a pussy.

[Jake.]

:(((

[Crimson Dynamo]

Boooooom

[Firewire]

at least April is saved

[King Gizzard]

How do you survive such a terrible profit as project manager :laugh:

[Babayaro.]

Oh

[Natalie.]

No Dan :sad:

[lewis111]

so tense ahh

[LemonJam]

damn :(

[Jason.]

omfg April :love:

[Vanessa]

April has dodged the bullet here! :shocked:

[Jay.]

fire them both

[lewis111]

good choice Lord Sugar

[LukeB]

April had a lucky escape.

[Crimson Dynamo]

My Queen survives

[Firewire]

the exit music <3

[Will.]

Lord Sugar looks like he's getting bored of the show.

[King Gizzard]

Should've blanked her Dan

[Jason.]

Not Mergrim

[Lostie!]

As if my sweepstake is out first. :idc:

[LukeB]

"she needs to go"
-April walks in-

Ha

[Kizzy]

Pffft... always the same if you're not some cheeky chappy barrow boy forget it :/

[Jordan.]

Mergim is gross

[LukeB]

As if my sweepstake is out first. :idc:

thats what you get for being bitchy

[Jason.]

When's next episode?

[LukeB]

Mergim is gross

2

[LukeB]

When's next episode?

tomorrow.

[Vanessa]

Next task looks like a good one :laugh:

[Will.]

When's next episode?

2017.

[Jordan.]

tomorrow <3

[LemonJam]

omg is Ruth in her teams advert?! :joker:

[King Gizzard]

The first 2-3 weeks the quiet ones should be up by default

[JoshBB]

At least it wasn't April that went

[Crimson Dynamo]

tomorrow.

Is it,?

:omgno:

[Babayaro.]

So it's back to boys vs girls by the look of that clip

[Pete.]

April remains!

[Pete.]

Looked like he was firing the PM tomorrow

[Will.]

Here for it getting higher ratings than X Factor.

[MB.]

omg is Ruth in her teams advert?! :joker:

Ruth Whiteley: Because She's Worth It

[Jason.]

2017.

That wasn't funny, no offense.

[King Gizzard]

Dara :sad:

[Jason.]

Is there 2 episodes a week?
Or is it just this week?

[Will.]

Is there 2 episodes a week?
Or is it just this week?

Just 1 normally.

This week only.

[Daniel-X]

April slaying and staying :love:

BYE Dan you served basic Tom PellaFLOP

[Daniel-X]

Is there 2 episodes a week?
Or is it just this week?

1 every Wednesday hon

[Pete.]

Is there 2 episodes a week?
Or is it just this week?
Just the premiere week

[Jason.]

Thanks.

[Jason.]

Really enjoyed this. I'm looking forwards to it :amazed:

[LukeB]

1.Joseph
2.Ruth
3.April

my top 3 atm

[Headie]

Dan has Jason levels of potential </3

Happy my girl April stayed tho

[Will.]

Really enjoyed this. I'm looking forwards to it :amazed:

Have you seen any of the other series'?

[LemonJam]

hands in his pockets again as he left :joker:

(we are using this thread for you're fired as well right?)

[Daniel-X]

That was an amazing first epsiode. Vana, Ruth, April and Natalie are serving my favourites

[Ross.]

That was AMAZING.

[Daniel-X]

1.Joseph
2.Ruth
3.April

my top 3 atm

Ruth and April :worship:

Joseph I didn't like at first but he grew on me tbh

[King Gizzard]

He could have been a great

[Daniel-X]

That was AMAZING.

OMG I CANT ROSS. /Sharon

[JoshBB]

my faves:

1) April
2) Vana
3) Ruth

(and my worst 2 are melgrim and joseph)

[Crimson Dynamo]

great first ep

Notice the lack of vids of them talking bollocks

It's like the producers are fans

Iacgmooh take note

[Ross.]

OMG I CANT ROSS. /Sharon

:joker:

Honestly can't get over how Queen April remained :clap1:

[Daniel-X]

My faves are:

1) Ruth
2) April
3) Vana

[Jason.]

Dan has Jason levels of potential </3

Happy my girl April stayed tho

Why, thank you :hee:

[Marsh.]

I wanted to see more of Ruth training Dan. :(

[Calderyon]

Good episode. Quite satisfied. Dan deserved to go, since he was fairly useless in the task and horrible at the boardroom.

[LukeB]

Basically one of these people will end up on CBB

[Ross.]

I wanted to see more of Ruth training Dan. :(

Screaming at your sig :joker::joker::joker:

[Jason.]

Basically one of these people will end up on CBB

Ruth tbh

[JoshBB]

Screaming at your sig :joker::joker::joker:

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