I'm FUMING!!!!!!!

[Will.]

This was on FB:

I am so so so so maddddd... I need to VENT!! ��������������������������
So, I went to Asda to get some stuff for tonight's dinner. I noticed this lady was staring at me on the same aisle I was on. No biggie. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes again...STARING! So now I'm like, "WTF", but finish up my shopping and head to the tills. Of course this same lady was ahead of me...starts staring again. Awkward. So I start playing with my phone so I don't have to look at her. Finally she says "I want to apologise for staring at you, but you look exactly like my dsughter who just passed away." I felt really bad after that and gave her my condolences. She says "thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I understand if you don't want to. Can you give me a hug and say 'bye mum' to me?" Inside I was like "whaaat", but me being the softie that I am, I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to £100.87. I knew something wasn't right, because it should have been like £40.00 or so. The girl tells me that my total was included with my mum's. I'm like, "What?!!!" she said, "Your mum said you were paying for her last few items along with your things. I told her that the woman was most definitely NOT my mom. She said, well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mum. I flew out of the store looking for this witch, ready to beat her ass. I see her loading up her car, She saw me and jumped in, I got to her as she was pulling her leg in, so I started pulling her leg, just like I'm pulling your leg.

[JoshBB]

Oh my god, that was a plot twist..

You should ring the police.

[Firewire]

this did not happen

[MB.]

so anyway

[Dominic]

wow

[JoshBB]

" I flew out of the store looking for this witch, ready to beat her ass. I see her loading up her car, She saw me and jumped in, I got to her as she was pulling her leg in, so I started pulling her leg."

oh i guess its not real then

[MB.]

" I flew out of the store looking for this witch, ready to beat her ass. I see her loading up her car, She saw me and jumped in, I got to her as she was pulling her leg in, so I started pulling her leg."

oh i guess its not real then

I thought the clue would be "by Will1999"

[reece(:]

I love fanfic

[Smithy]

Sure Jan.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/sr5B0QN.jpg

[Firewire]

loooool

https://www.facebook.com/AsKKissy/photos/a.180074042012848.37829.180072212013031/1064682166885360/?type=3

[Calderyon]

So you really want to be a writer then?

That´s good, it´s healthy to have dreams.

[Will.]

Well done everyone, of course it ain't real! :laugh:

[Will.]

I saw it on FB

[MB.]

Yeah kinda doesn't work when you forget to include the punchline

[Lostie!]

"I'm not paying for your shopping, you ain't my muvva!!"
"YES I AM!!!!!!!!!"

[Calderyon]

Well, you should have included a link to the original. Otherwise people think it´s you.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Well done everyone, of course it ain't real! :laugh:

http://i.imgur.com/pz9vN8w.gif

[Firewire]

can this thread be deleted?

[JoshBB]

omg SCREAMING

please dont delete this thread its hilarious

[MB.]

can this thread be deleted?

Erase it flabby?

[Crimson Dynamo]

mom?


is this american fiction?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11825986_1064682166885360_2794069631675893561_n.jp g?oh=1fa2baf035883736359207c1772f2d38&oe=5686EA6D

[JoshBB]

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11825986_1064682166885360_2794069631675893561_n.jp g?oh=1fa2baf035883736359207c1772f2d38&oe=5686EA6D

she looks like my dead son too

[MB.]

askkizzy.com?

[JoshBB]

askkizzy.com?

not kizzy gettin ha own Q&A website?

[reece(:]

http://i.minus.com/ixzNjXLLjjfA5.gif

[MB.]

(oh and it also doesn't work if you only remember to edit in the punchline after you've explained the joke)

[Calderyon]

The girl looks hot and breasty.

[Ross.]

ok so swiftly moving on

[Lostie!]

ok so swiftly moving on

*says the guy keeping the thread active*

[Will.]

ok so swiftly moving on

IDGI

[Babayaro.]

ugh

[T*]

I think I caught ebola from this post

[Ross.]

*says the guy keeping the thread active*

*actually it was Cal who bumped up the thread*

[T*]

Is will secretly a gender bender or just girly looking?

[Natalie.]

http://i.imgur.com/z5zYev1m.jpg

[Will.]

I think I caught ebola from this post

How nice

[Lostie!]

http://i.imgur.com/z5zYev1m.jpg

Looking hawt, Nat.

[Jason.]

Not another attention-seeking thread from Will

[Will.]

Not another attention-seeking thread from Will

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-16-2015/sT9DaP.gif

[Ross.]

Not another attention-seeking thread from Will

just a normal day on TiBB then

[Will.]

just a normal day on TiBB then

*yawns*

[Cal.]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/8bd9615b2e4e83a3390225e63e17a4f4/tumblr_nlu69slVbv1qdm9llo3_r1_400.gif

[Josy]

Umm I posted this joke years ago on here only it was a scary story, who is this thief on fb stealing my patter :fist:

[Liam-]

*yawns*

Me whenever you post stuff like this teas

[MB.]

Josy rn

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/19/0/enhanced/webdr12/enhanced-25339-1426739424-5.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/Yqa8Alm.gif

[Lostie!]

Umm I posted this joke years ago on here only it was a scary story, who is this thief on fb stealing my patter :fist:

Ooh what was the scary version? :flutter:

[Will.]

Me whenever you post stuff like this teas

Me when you post on a thread that doesn't interest you.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Will snatching Josy's Comedy Queen crown?

[Will.]

Umm I posted this joke years ago on here only it was a scary story, who is this thief on fb stealing my patter :fist:

omg, do you still have the story?

[Crimson Dynamo]

omg, do you still have the story?

:fist: dont encourage her

[Tom4784]

Not Josy being plagiarised :worry:

[Natalie.]

Looking hawt, Nat.

Thanks pal