Parcel Delivery

[Josy]

Why is it that you wait for hours on a parcel being delivered then you pop out for a minute and that's when the delivery driver decides to appear :fist:

Even worse, you don't even leave the house and they put a note through the door saying 'sorry we missed you'

Sorry you missed me? you didn't even chap the door or press the doorbell you lying bastard :fist:

[Niamh.]

That's why I always put my delivery address as my work address, someone is always here :smug:

[Kate!]

It's infuriating :fist:

[arista]

Why is it that you wait for hours on a parcel being delivered then you pop out for a minute and that's when the delivery driver decides to appear :fist:

Even worse, you don't even leave the house and they put a note through the door saying 'sorry we missed you'

Sorry you missed me? you didn't even chap the door or press the doorbell you lying bastard :fist:


Fit a outside Camera (in a covert position)
easy to fit under 40 pounds
then Nab the Feckers.

Only Turn on when you are waiting for a Delivery
Wireless or even wired (even cheaper)


Life In The Fast Lane

[lostalex]

Why is it that you wait for hours on a parcel being delivered then you pop out for a minute and that's when the delivery driver decides to appear :fist:

Even worse, you don't even leave the house and they put a note through the door saying 'sorry we missed you'

Sorry you missed me? you didn't even chap the door or press the doorbell you lying bastard :fist:

maybe God hates you?

I actually have the opposite experience most time. I think i might be a little bit psychic. I will wake up from sleep, and be annoyed, thinking WHY DID I JUST WAKE UP??? and i get annoyed that i have to go back to sleep, and then like 10 seconds later my phone rings and it is the UPS guy! and i'm like "wow, i'm grateful i was already awake" because i would have missed my package if i wasn't already awake.

My phone is never loud enough to wake me up when i'm asleep even if it's right by my head.

[Crimson Dynamo]

My delivery men justy put my parcels in the log shed when i am out or just open the door and stick them in the bit where the wellies are

:hee:


Life in the country

[Niamh.]

My delivery men justy put my parcels in the log shed when i am out or just open the door and stick them in the bit where the wellies are

:hee:


Life in the country

What about getting a signature though, if the parcel went missing their company would be liable for it. Not very smart delivery men in the country :idc:

[Crimson Dynamo]

What about getting a signature though, if the parcel went missing their company would be liable for it. Not very smart delivery men in the country :idc:

they sign it for me

:hee:

[Niamh.]

they sign it for me

:hee:

Fraudsters

[lostalex]

My delivery men justy put my parcels in the log shed when i am out or just open the door and stick them in the bit where the wellies are

:hee:


Life in the country


What if the delivery guy steals your logs though? do you count them?

[Crimson Dynamo]

What if the delivery guy steals your logs though? do you count them?

:worry:

they have gone down a bit right enough

[Suze]

:worry:

they have gone down a bit right enough

Payment for forging your signature :laugh:

[T*]

Amazon logistics is the worst

[Calderyon]

Same day delivery? Doesn´t that cost considerably much?

[Jordan.]

Most places email you a delivery time or let you track how long it'll be.

[Tom4784]

Our next door neighbour is a doll who signs for us when we're not in :lovedup:

[Calderyon]

Most places email you a delivery time or let you track how long it'll be.

^ Yes they do, you´re correct.

It´s unbelievable though, how long it still takes sometimes.

[Calderyon]

I usually put the nearest post, since the postman can´t necessarily get in our apartment building, because it´s locked with a security lock and a pass key.

The ground floor, i mean.

[kirklancaster]

Why is it that you wait for hours on a parcel being delivered then you pop out for a minute and that's when the delivery driver decides to appear :fist:

Even worse, you don't even leave the house and they put a note through the door saying 'sorry we missed you'

Sorry you missed me? you didn't even chap the door or press the doorbell you lying bastard :fist:

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Ain't it the truth. ALL these have happened to me more than once.

[kirklancaster]

What if the delivery guy steals your logs though? do you count them?

:laugh: Yeah Alex, he 'LOGS' them in a book.:hehe:

[Josy]

After phoning the parcel company to moan that the guy never even pressed the doorbell and them being unable to locate the driver I get an email saying 'Your parcel has been delivered' 'Please fill in our customer satisfaction survey' which just pisses me off even more.

So I went out to put rubbish out there and lo and behold my parcels lying in the bin, the parcel that was supposed to be bloody signed for!

So yeah, thaks yodel, top notch service as ****ing usual. :bored:

[Jordan.]

Not in the bin

[Tom4784]

After phoning the parcel company to moan that the guy never even pressed the doorbell and them being unable to locate the driver I get an email saying 'Your parcel has been delivered' 'Please fill in our customer satisfaction survey' which just pisses me off even more.

So I went out to put rubbish out there and lo and behold my parcels lying in the bin, the parcel that was supposed to be bloody signed for!

So yeah, thaks yodel, top notch service as ****ing usual. :bored:

Curbstomp the bitches tbh.

[Ross.]

In the bin :joker:

[Jessica.]

:laugh3: What the hell!

[Jessica.]

Do an unboxing video for us.

[Calderyon]

Wow. Throwing in the bin. Really?

That´s professional for you.

[lostalex]

:laugh: Yeah Alex, he 'LOGS' them in a book.:hehe:

this made me squee with joy :cheer2:

[Marsh.]

The bin? :umm2:

Without even writing it on the sorry we've missed you card? And what if you never noticed it and the bin men took it away? :unsure:

[Josy]

So I'm waiting on two parcels, another one from the dreaded yodel and also hermes **** knows where they will end up this time.

[Cherie]

So I'm waiting on two parcels, another one from the dreaded yodel and also hermes **** knows where they will end up this time.

Next use Hermes I find them pretty reliable, Yodel though....

[Ammi]

...Yodel are awful, they quite often don't even knock or try to deliver them...do you have somewhere safe where they could just leave it, and leave a note on the door...even if you're there but just to make sure that you do get the delivery today....

[kirklancaster]

I lost over a thousand pounds in total from 'broken contents' over a period with these bastards, when I used to e-bay, but their small print made litigation 'uneconomical' and they had all on to apologise. Then - a few weeks after I stopped E-baying - this news broke. The documentary was ENRAGING.

Caught-camera-private-postal-staff-drop-throw-kick-online-parcels.html

[Jake.]

the bin :joker:

[Kizzy]

If the parcel is meant to be signed for but wasn't tell them you didn't receive it and get a refund?

[King Gizzard]

A pretty safe place the bin is

[King Gizzard]

Are they the same as Hermes where self employed people pick them up snd they don't wear a uniform and it's just weird

[Suze]

So I'm waiting on two parcels, another one from the dreaded yodel and also hermes **** knows where they will end up this time.


Yodel, just cross everything and hope that it turns up in time and in one piece. Hermes so far, have always found pretty reliable, much prefer my items to be delivered by them.

I had an item from an Amazon seller arrived today even though I was emailed the delivery date as the 2nd, two days ago and a tracking on it, fat lot of good that did, but then this was delivered by Royal Mail, so enough said I suppose.

[Cherie]

Are they the same as Hermes where self employed people pick them up snd they don't wear a uniform and it's just weird

Yes they are I don't think you need to wear a uniform to do a good job the lady that delivers mine has been doing it for years and is instantly recognisable as she will be holding the item I have ordered with the company logo and she manages to find a place to put it if I'm not in and puts a note through the door.

[Cherie]

If the parcel is meant to be signed for but wasn't tell them you didn't receive it and get a refund?

That's theft :nono:

[Shaun]

Sometimes (like just now) the guy will just open our front door and leave it there himself :umm2:

Think he's a Hermes guy

[Kizzy]

That's theft :nono:

No it isn't :hehe:

[Livia]

When I was in the garden once, I had a parcel delivery man, not being able to get an answer at the front door, open my side gate, walk round the back of my house, open the back door, walk into my house and leave the parcel there.

[Ammi]

..I just saw this on my homepage and it reminded me of you and this thread, Josy...there's a 300 dollar camera in the parcel...


2ZOvoRRIXAo

[Crimson Dynamo]

..I just saw this on my homepage and it reminded me of you and this thread, Josy...there's a 300 dollar camera in the parcel...


2ZOvoRRIXAo

That camera would be fine as it was packed well

[arista]

I love the Amazon locker system
you just key in your code
and it opens a door of a locker


That's what Josy needs