In 30 mins Im going to drinks with the new neighbours

[Crimson Dynamo]

The ones up the back of the field. They are retired..English:umm2:..poshos from the Cotswolds...4 black labs a Range Rover and a Landrover and fishing gear everywhere. Thet arrived 2 days ago and I have already seen them out all afternoon measuring their land and borders with my property with digital reading equipment :umm2:

So im off to meet them at six for drinks...Jesus...

I will report back later

[kirklancaster]

The ones up the back of the field. They are retired..English:umm2:..poshos from the Cotswolds...4 black labs a Range Rover and a Landrover and fishing gear everywhere. Thet arrived 2 days ago and I have already seen them out all afternoon measuring their land and borders with my property with digital reading equipment :umm2:

So im off to meet them at six for drinks...Jesus...

I will report back later

Highly suss them out measuring the land when they've just moved in????

Interesting.

[arista]

How Nice

[Josy]

LT will be on nightmare neighbours next month, reported for peeing in the river and using too much of his neighbours land

[Crimson Dynamo]

all i am doing is combing my hair and washing my face, im not dressing up

[Livia]

Wow... living next to LT. Surely they must be eligible for a reduction in their Council Tax.

[Ross.]

LT hasn't been seen since 7:53pm

He'll be off his head by now :worry:

[Livia]

Or he's been inducted into some kind of cult. You never know...

[Kate!]

Meanwhile on a bus in London....

[Lostie!]

Maybe they killed him for not adhering to the dress code? :worry:

[Ross.]

They're burying his body under the patio as we speak :worry:

[Denver]

Not another sex party gone wrong?

[Ammi]

..not LT falling for the, come over we've baked cookies thing...:worry:...


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[arista]

LT will be on nightmare neighbours next month, reported for peeing in the river and using too much of his neighbours land


How Nice

[arista]

They're burying his body under the patio as we speak :worry:


Yes I wondered why they had a mobile cement mixer
ready

[Mokka]

:worry: and he never came back...

[Ammi]

..I imagine that they're just religious people and they're fast asleep now and hoping he'll hush up soon and go home...

[kirklancaster]

..I imagine that they're just religious people and they're fast asleep now and hoping he'll hush up soon and go home...

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Can you imagine if they DID turn out to be staunch believers? :hehe:

[Ashley.]

He dead

[Josy]

Hmmm LT is normally well up and about by now, had his breakfast, walked devil dog and had his morning pee in the river routine etc...

So either he had such a good time with the neighbours he drank too much and now has a massive hangover or they used in him in a sacrifice to satan then buried him in the field his own field too the cheek of them.

[kirklancaster]

The new neighbours were very upper middle-class. She was a very attractive women in her early forties, her husband quite visibly at least 20 years older. He was rather reserved, stiff, and polite rather than friendly. He had what can only be called a miserable disposition and his voice - when he did speak - was as monotonous and grey as his clothes.

It was evident from the start that she too was miserable - but not through any natural inclination - but rather because her 'joy de vivre' had been slowly smothered over the years of a loveless marriage, by his misery.

At first, she barely looked at LT, but as the brandy warmed in her slender, immacutely manicured hands and as LT warmed into his natural repartee, she began to notice him, and very soon, she found herself increasingly smiling, and something stifled and lost deep within herself began to waken.
In the early hours, her husband's snoring as he lay asleep in the oversize armchair in their lounge, was drowned out by her and LT's mutual laughter.

They had not only moved from their respective seats onto the fireside sofa, but also moved closer together on that sofa, despite it being a four seater.

Though it was only a relatively short time before she and LT were embracing, it it was an event she had dreamt about for almost twenty years....

(To be continued... or not :laugh:)

[arista]

He dead


Dig Him Up


I will cut a Electric Wire Open
and Shock him back into Life

[JoshBB]

He's probably halfway through this "why religion is evil" speech right now :laugh:

[Will.]

I fear he's dead after the neighbours ran him over in their range rover.

[Denver]

Should we call the police?

[Will.]

Should we call the police?

Nadia teas.

I'm dialling now.

[Crimson Dynamo]

:fist: I had to take middle girl LT to her new Horses job, give smallest boy LT his weekly bath and watch MOTD with smallest boy LT as per our Sunday routine. I now have to work for 3 hours and then go and see me old mum

[Denver]

He has risen from the dead

[arista]

Should we call the police?
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[Crimson Dynamo]

They served me Champagne, no white wine or offer of a wee dram :nono: and the talk was 90% fishing. They did mention they had a neighbour dispute in the Cotswolds (:idc:) and i did mention my brother is a senior partner in Edinburgh's top law firm just for information you know...

But they were fine, it will take them a time to learn our ways and it seems they will not properly move in until Spring. She is 10 years younger than him (he has a handlebar moustache). Their dog was lovely (3 more to come).

and I got back in time for the X so all was well.

[Mokka]

The new neighbours were very upper middle-class. She was a very attractive women in her early forties, her husband quite visibly at least 20 years older. He was rather reserved, stiff, and polite rather than friendly. He had what can only be called a miserable disposition and his voice - when he did speak - was as monotonous and grey as his clothes.

It was evident from the start that she too was miserable - but not through any natural inclination - but rather because her 'joy de vivre' had been slowly smothered over the years of a loveless marriage, by his misery.

At first, she barely looked at LT, but as the brandy warmed in her slender, immacutely manicured hands and as LT warmed into his natural repartee, she began to notice him, and very soon, she found herself increasingly smiling, and something stifled and lost deep within herself began to waken.
In the early hours, her husband's snoring as he lay asleep in the oversize armchair in their lounge, was drowned out by her and LT's mutual laughter.

They had not only moved from their respective seats onto the fireside sofa, but also moved closer together on that sofa, despite it being a four seater.

Though it was only a relatively short time before she and LT were embracing, it it was an event she had dreamt about for almost twenty years....

(To be continued... or not :laugh:)

The next 50 shades writer is born...

:flutter: Tell me more

[MTVN]

Were they wearing red trousers

[Cherie]

The ones up the back of the field. They are retired..English:umm2:..poshos from the Cotswolds...4 black labs a Range Rover and a Landrover and fishing gear everywhere. Thet arrived 2 days ago and I have already seen them out all afternoon measuring their land and borders with my property with digital reading equipment :umm2:

So im off to meet them at six for drinks...Jesus...

I will report back later

Surprised you went :laugh: You will need to put up a fast growing hedge so you can continue to piss in the river.

[kirklancaster]

The next 50 shades writer is born...

:flutter: Tell me more

:laugh: Thank you Mokka. Next Chapter on it's way - just as soon as I can sneak another look in LT's diary again. :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Were they wearing red trousers

its a matter of time

[jennyjuniper]

The new neighbours were very upper middle-class. She was a very attractive women in her early forties, her husband quite visibly at least 20 years older. He was rather reserved, stiff, and polite rather than friendly. He had what can only be called a miserable disposition and his voice - when he did speak - was as monotonous and grey as his clothes.

It was evident from the start that she too was miserable - but not through any natural inclination - but rather because her 'joy de vivre' had been slowly smothered over the years of a loveless marriage, by his misery.

At first, she barely looked at LT, but as the brandy warmed in her slender, immacutely manicured hands and as LT warmed into his natural repartee, she began to notice him, and very soon, she found herself increasingly smiling, and something stifled and lost deep within herself began to waken.
In the early hours, her husband's snoring as he lay asleep in the oversize armchair in their lounge, was drowned out by her and LT's mutual laughter.

They had not only moved from their respective seats onto the fireside sofa, but also moved closer together on that sofa, despite it being a four seater.

Though it was only a relatively short time before she and LT were embracing, it it was an event she had dreamt about for almost twenty years....

(To be continued... or not :laugh:)

I really hope you write for a living Kirk, because if you don't, you should. :wavey:

[Ashley.]

Again?

[Ashley.]

Oh it's the same thread lmao

[Cherie]

Again?

Oh it's the same thread lmao

:hehe:

[Niamh.]

They served me Champagne, no white wine or offer of a wee dram :nono: and the talk was 90% fishing. They did mention they had a neighbour dispute in the Cotswolds (:idc:) and i did mention my brother is a senior partner in Edinburgh's top law firm just for information you know...

But they were fine, it will take them a time to learn our ways and it seems they will not properly move in until Spring. She is 10 years younger than him (he has a handlebar moustache). Their dog was lovely (3 more to come).

and I got back in time for the X so all was well.

I like the way you seemed to offer the fact he has a handlebar moustache as a reason why his younger wife is with him :fan:

[Suze]

I really hope you write for a living Kirk, because if you don't, you should. :wavey:


I agree with you. Kirk is a man of many talents, his garden thread is a delight.

[kirklancaster]

I really hope you write for a living Kirk, because if you don't, you should. :wavey:

Thank you Jenny, you are most kind. I have had 3 very near misses with TV Drama scripts, have had a couple of short stories published, and am on chapter 8 of a novel I've been writing for some time now.

I might finish it sometime. :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

I agree with you. Kirk is a man of many talents, his garden thread is a delight.

Thank you Suze. It's good to be appreciated, Bless you.

[Cherie]

I like the way you seemed to offer the fact he has a handlebar moustache as a reason why his younger wife is with him :fan:

:joker:

[Marsh.]

The ones up the back of the field. They are retired..English:umm2:..poshos from the Cotswolds...4 black labs a Range Rover and a Landrover and fishing gear everywhere. Thet arrived 2 days ago and I have already seen them out all afternoon measuring their land and borders with my property with digital reading equipment :umm2:

So im off to meet them at six for drinks...Jesus...

I will report back later

They sound like swingers. Get in there lad.

[Mokka]

Thank you Jenny, you are most kind. I have had 3 very near misses with TV Drama scripts, have had a couple of short stories published, and am on chapter 8 of a novel I've been writing for some time now.

I might finish it sometime. :laugh:

:o When you publish Kirk, I expect an autographed copy... :flutter:

[kirklancaster]

:o When you publish Kirk, I expect an autographed copy... :flutter:

I will send you an autographed copy before it's published Mokka. It is rather 'racy' though. :laugh:

[Mokka]

I will send you an autographed copy before it's published Mokka. It is rather 'racy' though. :laugh:

I would expect nothing less :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

So the new neighbours I think are not actually now moving in till next year - so today a delivery van was up there way so getting no reply he ends up with me and I sign for a 3 x 4 foot parcel (they had instructed the delivery guy to try me) - fair enough

Just then another big van turns up looking for them and asks for me as i am on on his list as an alternative

2 bloody 3 foot by 5 foot heavy flat pack furniture boxes and one that is 6 foot by 3 foot.

But I am sure the delivery man was early and they had no idea so its not their fault in any way

I had to lug them upstairs to Largest LT girls spare room


Bloody liberty :nono:

[Niamh.]

woo that is taking the piss LT :/

[Crimson Dynamo]

woo that is taking the piss LT :/

It is rather as they were bloody heavy

[Niamh.]

I hope they're not planning on leaving them at yours till next year :worry:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I hope they're not planning on leaving them at yours till next year :worry:

Well I hope not as its next March I think they said

[Ross.]

They think you're a soft touch LT, sort them out :fist:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Funnily enough I am not surprised.

[Cherie]

Bit out of order it's one thing taking a packet but furniture is a liberty especially if they are not planning on moving up until next year :nono: it might be a nice piece put it together and use it until they arrive :laugh:

[rubymoo]

Wow, that is a taking the piss:shocked:

They might have more plans for you LT:worry:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Wow, that is a taking the piss:shocked:

They might have more plans for you LT:worry:

if anymore come I will turn them away

:notimpressed:

[rubymoo]

if anymore come I will turn them away

:notimpressed:

Hide behind the curtains if you spot another van heading your way:hee:

[Kizzy]

Flat pack?.... can't be that posh :idc:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Flat pack?.... can't be that posh :idc:

They have 2 properties one which they are renting out so I guess its for there (they should have given me a key for that cottage tho)

[Marsh.]

it might be a nice piece put it together and use it until they arrive :laugh:

:joker:

[Babayaro.]

Sell them on ebay

[Babayaro.]

The parcels not the neighbours

[Josy]

Maybe you told them you would do it when you were full of the whiskey :hee:

[MTVN]

Good point Josy, that seems likely

[Crimson Dynamo]

I dont drink whiskey


as that is irish muck


and I have not had a drop of anything for over a week

:omgno:

[Crimson Dynamo]

plus when i went round there all I got was vile champagne and no offer of anything like a decent malt

smh

[Mokka]

They think you're a soft touch LT, sort them out :fist:

They would after that sordid night they spent together, as expounded upon by Kirk :wink:

[Cherie]

They have 2 properties one which they are renting out so I guess its for there (they should have given me a key for that cottage tho)

:omgno: a holiday cottage.. I hear the COL crew are looking for a new destination :hee:

[Kizzy]

I dont drink whiskey


as that is irish muck


and I have not had a drop of anything for over a week

:omgno:

:thumbs:

[Marsh.]

I dont drink whiskey

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[Crimson Dynamo]

:thumbs:

Not kizzy being concience :o

[Crimson Dynamo]

The new neighbours up the road have arrived for a few days (with another black lab :love: they have 4 and iv seen 2) and they came over apologising profusely as they had booked and paid for a Friday delivery and it had come early :hee: so it was meant to arrive tomoz when they were there.

:nono: so shame on all you nay sayers who said it was a liberty. Next time, dont be so judgemental and give people the benefit of the doubt ffs

honestly, some people on here :rolleyes:

[Cherie]

The new neighbours up the road have arrived for a few days (with another black lab :love: they have 4 and iv seen 2) and they came over apologising profusely as they had booked and paid for a Friday delivery and it had come early :hee: so it was meant to arrive tomoz when they were there.

:nono: so shame on all you nay sayers who said it was a liberty. Next time, dont be so judgemental and give people the benefit of the doubt ffs

honestly, some people on here :rolleyes:


Who knew you could be so gullible, expect to be helping to put it together next :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Who knew you could be so gullible, expect to be helping to put it together next :hehe:

:nono:

If you look back the thread you will see #49 i did say

So the new neighbours I think are not actually now moving in till next year - so today a delivery van was up there way so getting no reply he ends up with me and I sign for a 3 x 4 foot parcel (they had instructed the delivery guy to try me) - fair enough

Just then another big van turns up looking for them and asks for me as i am on on his list as an alternative

2 bloody 3 foot by 5 foot heavy flat pack furniture boxes and one that is 6 foot by 3 foot.

But I am sure the delivery man was early and they had no idea so its not their fault in any way

I had to lug them upstairs to Largest LT girls spare room


:hee:

[Cherie]

:nono:

If you look back the thread you will see #49 i did say

So the new neighbours I think are not actually now moving in till next year - so today a delivery van was up there way so getting no reply he ends up with me and I sign for a 3 x 4 foot parcel (they had instructed the delivery guy to try me) - fair enough

Just then another big van turns up looking for them and asks for me as i am on on his list as an alternative

2 bloody 3 foot by 5 foot heavy flat pack furniture boxes and one that is 6 foot by 3 foot.

But I am sure the delivery man was early and they had no idea so its not their fault in any way

I had to lug them upstairs to Largest LT girls spare room


:hee:



Get you with your psychic powers :idc: I preferred you when you were gullible