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[Josy]

A couple decided to commit suicide after going through a really hard time so they decided to jump off a building. When they got to the top, they counted to 3 before jumping.

The woman jumped but the man stayed. He watched her fall for 8 seconds then saw her pull a parachute.....

[Cherie]

I guess they are no longer together :laugh: the ultimate betrayal

[Marsh.]

What?

[Shaun]

Bit rude really innit

[Firewire]

at least no one had to clean up the street

[Dominic]

Rude

[Livia]

It goes to show, women are always more prepared.

[Jamie89]

Were you the woman Josy? :suspect:

[Cherie]

What?


Josy took a parachute, how did Stuart not notice it on her back

[Crimson Dynamo]

:nono:

and the lesson is

Never trust a woman


fact

[Jamie89]

Maybe she thought it was on 3 and he thought it was after 3. Another case of bad communication breaking up a marriage

[Marsh.]

Josy took a parachute, how did Stuart not notice it on her back

Life insurance ruins marriages.

[Crimson Dynamo]

he should have jumped on the top of the canopy collapsing it and ensuring that they both died

he could have should "die you bitch" as he hit the silk

[Cherie]

Life insurance ruins marriages.

:joker:

[arista]

I guess they are no longer together :laugh: the ultimate betrayal


Bang On Right Cherie

[Ashley.]

Did a bird give her the parachute on the way down or something? You don't just whip a parachute out of your pocket, she would have had the gear strapped onto her when they stood at the top... So more fool him for not noticing I suppose.

[arista]

at least no one had to clean up the street


True

[King Gizzard]

Don't really know I m o

[Headie]

But if the husband jumped then he'd be dead and she'd be alive? Doesn't that make her a bad person too?

[kirklancaster]

Bit rude really innit

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[kirklancaster]

But if the husband jumped then he'd be dead and she'd be alive? Doesn't that make her a bad person too?

:laugh: It makes her as sly as him. This couple deserved each other.

[Kate!]

I like how tons of silk (or whatever they make parachutes from) suddenly appeared on her back.

He really should have gone to specsavers.

[Livia]

he should have jumped on the top of the canopy collapsing it and ensuring that they both died

he could have should "die you bitch" as he hit the silk

She waited eight seconds before she deployed... he'd never catch her. And after eight seconds her parachute probably wouldn't have properly deployed before she hit the ground so she could end up with life changing injuries if, indeed, she survived... so it all worked out well in the end.

[Livia]

I like how tons of silk (or whatever they make parachutes from) suddenly appeared on her back.

He really should have gone to specsavers.

James Bond's worn one under a dinner jacket. It's all about artistic licence...

[kirklancaster]

A couple decided to commit suicide after going through a really hard time so they decided to jump off a building. When they got to the top, they counted to 3 before jumping.

The woman jumped but the man stayed. He watched her fall for 8 seconds then saw her pull a parachute.....

Thinking about it - this is brilliant. It tells a story in a few lines.

[kirklancaster]

James Bond's worn one under a dinner jacket. It's all about artistic licence...

Expound Liv, expound - Kate will probably think you mean that you have to purchase a permit to paint and sketch. :laugh:

[Marsh.]

Maybe she told him it was a backpack with refreshments for their journey to the roof?

[Ammi]

..mutual betrayal..?..both were going to let the other one die and save themselves...

[Kizzy]

Please tell everyone this is a joke Josy :joker:

[Marsh.]

Please tell everyone this is a joke Josy :joker:

And here was me thinking Josy tried to kill her husband. :think:

[Ammi]

..yeah, you got us all there Josy, you wee sausage...(square sausage..)..

[Livia]

And here was me thinking Josy tried to kill her husband. :think:

You mean she didn't? This is all just a story? WTF...?

[Livia]

Expound Liv, expound - Kate will probably think you mean that you have to purchase a permit to paint and sketch. :laugh:

LOL... you cheeky bugger Kirk. Kate knows what I'm talking about...

[Kate!]

Expound Liv, expound - Kate will probably think you mean that you have to purchase a permit to paint and sketch. :laugh:

Kate's not a dim blonde you understand

:D

[Kate!]

Takes Livia to see Spectre then we can drool over Daniel together

[Josy]

..yeah, you got us all there Josy, you wee sausage...(square sausage..)..

:joker::joker::joker:

[Cal.]

Omg they were shady with each other

[Livia]

Takes Livia to see Spectre then we can drool over Daniel together

God, he's gorgeous...

[Marsh.]

God, he's gorgeous...

But his face looks like he was ran over by a tractor, right? :smug:

[Livia]

But his face looks like he was ran over by a tractor, right? :smug:

Hey! Careful... that's the man I love you're talking about.

[kirklancaster]

Kate's not a dim blonde you understand

:D

:laugh: Just thought you might be stupified by drink Kate. (as usual :hehe:)

[JoshBB]

Honestly that was a rollercoaster from start to finish

[Crimson Dynamo]

And like a woman could operate a parachute anyway

Thats when i smelled a rat

[kirklancaster]

And here was me thinking Josy tried to kill her husband. :think:

Naw - Not me. I thought it was the Cotswold couple - LT's new neighbours - after their meeting with him. :hehe:

[Livia]

And like a woman could operate a parachute anyway

Thats when i smelled a rat

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[Kizzy]

And here was me thinking Josy tried to kill her husband. :think:

https://38.media.tumblr.com/267147543dac82d08e43303fe5cb6d6d/tumblr_noytj9VFlN1sj0kyoo2_250.gif

[Niamh.]

I reckon the woman only brought the parachute as insurance and only used it because her sly husband never jumped :hee:

[Denver]

I think the Husband was too scared to jump and the women planned to take an parachute so she can claim life insurance when he dies :hehe:

[Black Dagger]

This is why I like dick. Women aren't to be trusted.

[kirklancaster]

This is why I like dick. Women aren't to be trusted.

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

This is why I like dick. Women aren't to be trusted.

:clap1:


not the dick bit :nono:

[kirklancaster]

:clap1:


not the dick bit :nono:

:joker::joker::joker: DAMN - I thought I had you - 'til I opened that spoiler.

[Marsh.]

LT and Kirk yesterday...

https://unicornbooty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/vets-351x185.jpg

[Kizzy]

:joker::joker::joker: DAMN - I thought I had you - 'til I opened that spoiler.

I thought you'd had him too....


I win

[kirklancaster]

LT and Kirk yesterday...

https://unicornbooty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/vets-351x185.jpg

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: I've got the giggles now Marsh. :fist:

[Ross.]

:joker::joker::joker: DAMN - I thought I had you - 'til I opened that spoiler.

LT and Kirk yesterday...

https://unicornbooty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/vets-351x185.jpg

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[kirklancaster]

I thought you'd had him too....


I win

:laugh: :laugh::laugh:

[Jake.]

you've been watching too much hollyoaks

[Drew.]

they both survived and lived happily ever after.. a real love story

[Natalie.]

I reckon the woman only brought the parachute as insurance and only used it because her sly husband never jumped :hee:

Same :hehe: