Paris Hilton Vs The Beatles

[LukeB]

Which artist is better :dazzler:

[Daniel-X]

The one who can actually sing (Paris)

[Marsh.]

The troll is strong on this one.

[Mitchell]

Paris Hilton.

The Beatles are the most overrated band in history, Queen, E.L.O and Nick Berry deserve legendary status over them...

[Samm]

The artist that was behind the massive worldwide smash nothing in this world of course!

[Daniel.]

The queen of singing, acting and looking after her pets well of course.

Paris's bops >>>>>>>>>>

[Marsh.]

Don't all of her pets end up dead in a matter of months? :fan:

[Daniel.]

No chick

The talented artist is winning so far.

[Denver]

The one with 21 UK #1 singles

[Daniel.]

I thought Paris had more than that?

[LukeB]

LT voted Paris Hilton.. I am shocked

[Crimson Dynamo]

I love Paris,s breasts so Parisforme

[Samm]

LT stans all the pop girls, Briknee as well

[Denver]

The Beatles are what you call real music not the synthetic autotune craps that 90% artists bring out this days

[Cal.]

Did the Beatles give the most iconic performance of any actress ever in smash hit 2005 horror remake House of Wax WHILST donning a crystal blue tracksuit and juggling a singing career? I didn't think so.

[Daniel.]

stars are blind is the greatest song released with heartfelt lyrics and raw, touching vocals.

[LukeB]

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[Jordan.]

Don't know what the beatles sang their music is irrelevant to the modern day

[Marsh.]

This just reminded me of the Paris Hilton Tinkerbell thread :laugh2:

Omg, I'm crying.

[Crimson Dynamo]

LT stans all the pop girls, Briknee as well

I have a soft spot for BJ

[Heaven = Winner]

Is this even fair? Legend Paris obviously trumps The Beatles.

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[Cal.]

Is this even fair? Legend Paris obviously trumps The Beatles.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/4ec1e7682b63a9d07cde03b5228394d1/tumblr_mj1gmgU0wf1s0unpeo1_400.gif

I kind of agree, pitting possibly the greatest artist of all time with worldwide instantly recognizable songs and a lengthy career spanning decades against the Beatles is definitely not a fair comparison.

[Marsh.]

I have a soft spot for BJ

We all do pal. Especially around the back of the social on a saturday night.

[Shaun]

comic

[Amy Jade]

Paris.

Sure the Beetles had a few hits but it was because there was very little choice in the olden days, Paris Hilton overcame huge obsticles to bring out music, people presumed she would release throw away tracks but her album was a huge success and she also has an acting career, legendary reality TV shows to her name and she has a flourishing business empire worth millions. Her dogs live in a miniture mansion, too.

When Paul McCartney has starred in a #1 rated movie, produced one of the biggest selling celebrity fragrance empires ever and housed his pets in a custom made mansion then he may come close to Paris Hilton but until they he's a has been who looks like a dried up old tea bag who Rhianna and Kanye took pity on and offered a chance back in the limelight.

[Marsh.]

At least Paul doesn't kill his dogs with half chewed lipstick.

[Amy Jade]

At least Paul doesn't kill his dogs with half chewed lipstick.

No he marries them.

[Marsh.]

No he marries them.

And gives them quite the pay off in the divorce.

What a charitable man :love: They even get to keep their disposable limbs.

[Shaun]

someone get johnnyuk123 to mashup Nothing in this World & I Want to Hold Your Hand

[Jordan.]

At least Paul doesn't kill his dogs with half chewed lipstick.

Two of the beatles are dead themselves so paz wins

[Cal.]

Queen of being alive

[Marsh.]

Two of the beatles are dead themselves so paz wins

Paz is dead inside and has been ****ed so many times her vagina whistles when she walks. :hee:

[Amy Jade]

And gives them quite the pay off in the divorce.

What a charitable man :love: They even get to keep their disposable limbs.

He'd have taken it if he had any power he's a tyrant!

[Amy Jade]

Paz is dead inside and has been ****ed so many times her vagina whistles when she walks. :hee:

If they had video cameras in the olden days the one married to Yoko Ono would have totes had a sex tape.

[Marsh.]

If they had video cameras in the olden days the one married to Yoko Ono would have totes had a sex tape.

I'm sorry but no one wants to see Yoko without the hat.

[Jordan.]

Paz is dead inside and has been ****ed so many times her vagina whistles when she walks. :hee:

Only a music genuis could turn their body into a musical instrument

[Black Dagger]

Ha ha ha threads like this are so original and hilarious, ha ha ha I love it.

[Cal.]

Only a music genuis could turn their body into a musical instrument

nnnn

[Marsh.]

Ha ha ha threads like this are so original and hilarious, ha ha ha I love it.

Do you love REAL music?

[Marsh.]

Only a music genuis could turn their body into a musical instrument

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

I'm sorry but no one wants to see Yoko without the hat.

Nobody wants to see Yoko full stop...meanwhile Paris is adored by her millions of loyal fans

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[Amy Jade]

Only a music genuis could turn their body into a musical instrument

:laugh2:

She is so multi talented

[LukeB]

Ha ha ha threads like this are so original and hilarious, ha ha ha I love it.

it was to stop the fights :hee:

[Black Dagger]

Do you love REAL music?

It's so ****ing forced and try hard.

[Black Dagger]

Least with John Lennon being dead he can't air his homophobic views like Paris can <\3

[Daniel.]

I don't know why people presume it's trolling, people might just prefer Paris' music.

[LukeB]

I don't know why people presume it's trolling, people might just prefer Paris' music.

tbh I was bored and I was listening to stars are blind.. it's better than the negative threads.. I wasn't trying to be funny because i hate those type of people and it's just a harmless thread:laugh:

[Amy Jade]

I don't know why people presume it's trolling, people might just prefer Paris' music.

Me. They're overrated and it's just not what I enjoy.

[Daniel.]

Same

[Daniel.]

Wheras i bop to paris

[Marsh.]

Yeah, Lucas, people are entitled to their shockingly inferior tastes and threads SHOULD be made so we can all point, laugh and make patronising faces at them.

[LukeB]

No negativity please, this forum is full of it :nailsemoji:

[Mitchell]

Why isn't this in serious debates

[LukeB]

Why isn't this in serious debates

Because this is a nice little thread and music sub-forum isn't full of fights and negativity :flutter:

[Mitchell]

Because this is a nice little thread and music sub-forum isn't full of fights and negativity :flutter:

But how will Arista feel the force :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

[LukeB]

But how will Arista feel the force :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

(I was going to say something dirty) but nevermind :spin:

[Kizzy]

Because this is a nice little thread and music sub-forum isn't full of fights and negativity :flutter:

http://33.media.tumblr.com/36038ecb1c818158ebdcb133cd95df19/tumblr_mqd0d3XWaA1qkg5u5o5_250.gif

[Calderyon]

The answer is Beatles.

[kirklancaster]

LMAO - in the immortal words of John Mcenroe -- "You cannot be serious".

This thread should be removed before any non-forum members who are browsing with the intentions of joining Tibb see it and run for the hills.

Paris Hilton better than The Beatles? :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[kirklancaster]

Because this is a nice little thread and music sub-forum isn't full of fights and negativity :flutter:

I think that Mitchell was - rightly - 'extracting the urine' Luke. :laugh:

[Dominic]

Queen Paris >>>>

[Pete.]

The one still young enough to break records

[Pete.]

This thread was clearly meant to be a joke/fun thread btw, don't post in it if you don't like it tbh

[Shaun]

It's just some jokes are very repetitive and dull, dear.

[Mokka]

And gives them quite the pay off in the divorce.

What a charitable man :love: They even get to keep their disposable limbs.

Literally spit my coffee at this :laugh2:

[LukeB]

I was really hyper when i made this thread and i'm cringing at it.. but i wasn't trying to be funny :laugh: but i don't mind if the mods closed it. but if people do prefer paris to the beatles..etc

[Jason.]

Both overrated. But Paris is trash and I'm more familiar with the Beatles. So The Beatles.

But yeah Luke what were you thinking when you made this thread

[LukeB]

But yeah Luke what were you thinking when you made this thread

I was bored and I wanted a fun thread and I was hyper(blame the energy drinks and coke) :nono:

deffo cringing @ this..

[Daniel.]

What is so wrong with this thread ergh

[Jason.]

I was bored and I wanted a fun thread and I was hyper(blame the energy drinks and coke) :nono:

deffo cringing @ this..

I'll blame the person drinking them, thanks :smug: