If you could make one law...

[Ammi]

..and it be enforced.../what..?..

[Liam-]

That nurses, policemen, firemen and ambulance drivers etc get paid more than celebrities.

[LukeB]

People who are in the army should get the wage of a footballer

[joeysteele]

That the sick,disabled and most vulnerable are always protected in law and that no entitlements and care once put in place for them can ever be altered,reduced or removed by anyone or any govt in power.

A law I think should already be in place anyway in any so called civilised and decent society.
Totally regardless of cost too.

[Livia]

I'm going to forgo my law and instead work to ensure Liam, Luke and Joey's laws are passed as quickly as possible.

[Denver]

Women shouldn't be allowed too pop out 20 kids just to stay on benefits

[Cal.]

Killing (outside of the meat industry)/abusing an animal is the same jail sentence as killing/abusing a person.

[JoshBB]

That nobody can earn more than 20x the minimum wage. If you want to earn more money, pay the poor more.

[Denver]

People on more the £100,000 a week should pay at least a 50% tax

[Kazanne]

Killing (outside of the meat industry)/abusing an animal is the same jail sentence as killing/abusing a person.

I agree with this but would include the abuse that happens in slaughter houses,I would make it law that there were CCTV in every abattoir,there would be no animals farmed in cages or chained,or experimented on,Anyone who purposely killed an animal or human would be given long sentences,(life for humans) with no parole,and have a tattoo on their forhead with details of what they had done.

[JoshBB]

I agree with this but would include the abuse that happens in slaughter houses,I would make it law that there were CCTV in every abattoir,there would be no animals farmed in cages or chained,or experimented on,Anyone who purposely killed an animal or human would be given long sentences,(life for humans) with no parole,and have a tattoo on their forhead with details of what they had done.

Agree with the things bolded - the tattoo thing is a little human-rights-abusing though.

[Marsh.]

Online moderators thou shalt not ban Marsh.

Sorry, that's an eleventh commandment.

[LukeB]

Online moderators thou shalt not ban Marsh.

Sorry, that's an eleventh commandment.

:joker:

[Jamie89]

You're all very altruistic :flutter:

Mine would be that Rylan Clarke is banned from ever appearing on television again. Clearly a more pressing matter :fist:

What would yours be Ammi?

[Crimson Dynamo]

if a nurse scored 30 goals a season for Man u then she would get £200,000 a week


but no, they want to miss training and spend all week in a hospital?


It beggars belief

[Jamie89]

if a nurse scored 30 goals a season for Man u then she would get £200,000 a week


but no, they want to miss training and spend all week in a hospital?


It beggars belief

:joker:

Lazy nurses

[Denver]

if a nurse scored 30 goals a season for Man u then she would get £200,000 a week


but no, they want to miss training and spend all week in a hospital?


It beggars belief

When has anyone ever scored 30 goals a season for Man U?

[Crimson Dynamo]

When has anyone ever scored 30 goals a season for Man U?

yes it was rather fanciful

[rubymoo]

That all churches / halls open their doors in the evening for homeless people, and supply food and health resources.

[Marsh.]

That all churches / halls open their doors in the evening for homeless people, and supply food and health resources.

A couple of churches in my area are falling to bits with holes in the roof.

If they can barely afford the upkeep on the buildings, where are they getting food and health resources from?

[Denver]

The government should spend money on the poor and homeless rather then give it to any country that asks for it

[rubymoo]

A couple of churches in my area are falling to bits with holes in the roof.

If they can barely afford the upkeep on the buildings, where are they getting food and health resources from?

The food banks!

Get people on the dole to stick a bit of wood over the holes and there you go!

[Johnnyuk123]

Stop all those on benefits being given cold hard cash. Replace it with a weekly food parcel instead. This will stop them spending money on cigs,booze and drugs, it also will help save millions for the nhs, our doctors and nurses will no longer be beaten up by these drunken drug fuelled thugs at 3 am.:fist::fist::fist:

[Marsh.]

Get people on the dole to stick a bit of wood over the holes and there you go!

Yeah, because those on the dole are lazy bastards. Get them doing something.

[Cal.]

Don't churches leave their doors open at night for the homeless anyway?

[Ammi]

You're all very altruistic :flutter:

Mine would be that Rylan Clarke is banned from ever appearing on television again. Clearly a more pressing matter :fist:

What would yours be Ammi?

...hmm, I don't know...every child has an equal education I guess..(and no uni fees..)....

[Cherie]

Women shouldn't be allowed too pop out 20 kids just to stay on benefits

:suspect: men should be made to play their part in parenting ALL their offspring

[Cherie]

Don't churches leave their doors open at night for the homeless anyway?

Nope most church are locked up for most of the time to prevent vandalism by non believers and LT

[Liam-]

Don't churches leave their doors open at night for the homeless anyway?

I think that's called breaking and entering

[Marsh.]

Women shouldn't be allowed too pop out 20 kids just to stay on benefits

How many women (or men for that matter) do you know with 20 kids for the benefits?

Random exaggerations like this actually frustrate me because 99% of the time benefits don't even work like that.

[Marsh.]

Don't churches leave their doors open at night for the homeless anyway?

In this day and age you've got to be kidding?

If they did that in our town you'd have little old ladies sitting on used needles during Sunday service.

[Kate!]

Free fruit on the nhs for those on low income

[Marsh.]

Free fruit on the nhs for those on low income

:joker:

[Kate!]

That's a serious suggestion you fiend

[JoshBB]

Stop all those on benefits being given cold hard cash. Replace it with a weekly food parcel instead. This will stop them spending money on cigs,booze and drugs, it also will help save millions for the nhs, our doctors and nurses will no longer be beaten up by these drunken drug fuelled thugs at 3 am.:fist::fist::fist:

How would they pay rent?

[Cherie]

Free fruit on the nhs for those on low income

Why on the NHS :laugh:

[Kate!]

Why on the NHS :laugh:

Who else could fund it?

[Marsh.]

That's a serious suggestion you fiend

Not you getting free boxes of grapes and fermenting your own wine. :fist:

[rubymoo]

Yeah, because those on the dole are lazy bastards. Get them doing something.

Your words not mine!

Thought it was a fun thread but hey ho I must be wrong, eh.

[Kate!]

Not you getting free boxes of grapes and fermenting your own wine. :fist:

:amazed:

[Kate!]

Your words not mine!

I think it was ironic

[Marsh.]

Your words not mine!

Thought it was a fun thread but hey ho I must be wrong, eh.

:unsure: Sarcasm detection not your strong point?

[rubymoo]

:unsure: Sarcasm detection not your strong point?

Nope i need smilies thank you very much, please note for future:smug:

[Cherie]

Who else could fund it?

The Government?

[joeysteele]

How would they pay rent?

If that was ever done this Country would be finished totally as having any level of decency about it, that anyone would want to treat human beings in the UK as third rate citizens.

[Johnnyuk123]

How would they pay rent?

Cashless payment from the government direct to their landlord etc. Just don't give them cold hard cash.

[Denver]

How many women (or men for that matter) do you know with 20 kids for the benefits?

Random exaggerations like this actually frustrate me because 99% of the time benefits don't even work like that.

I know a women with 5 kids to different 5 different men and she spent her life on benefits and only 22 and I'm sure she will have more children

[Marsh.]

I know a women with 5 kids to different 5 different men and she spent her life on benefits and only 22 and I'm sure she will have more children

Right, has she had those children purposely to claim benefits? Not quite sure why the number of fathers is relevant but never mind.

Because the fact of the matter is, she still has 5 kids at the end of it so can't be left with much money or time to live any life of luxury on benefits.

[Denver]

Right, has she had those children purposely to claim benefits? Not quite sure why the number of fathers is relevant but never mind.

Because the fact of the matter is, she still has 5 kids at the end of it so can'it be left with much money or time to live any life of luxury on benefits.

Well she finds time to go partying a few times a week and she has a reputation around by me for being a lazy scrounger

[Marsh.]

A 22 year old goes partying. :omgno:

[Denver]

A 22 year old goes partying. :omgno:

When you have 5 young kids and are on benefits then no she should not be going partying

[Marsh.]

When you have 5 young kids and are on benefits then no she should not be going partying

Says who?

You are not the parent of her children and from the sounds of it don't actually know this girl personally.

Either way, basing your viewpoint of benefits on this one girl is slightly excessive.

[Denver]

Says who?

You are not the parent of her children and from the sounds of it don't actually know this girl personally.

Either way, basing your viewpoint of benefits on this one girl is slightly excessive.

I don't pay my taxes for someone to abandon there children and use the money to get pissed

[Marsh.]

I don't pay my taxes for someone to abandon there children and use the money to get pissed

How do you know she's using benefits to get pissed?

How do you know her children are abandoned? Social services would be on her case if that was so.

The superior "my taxes" argument doesn't suit anyone.

[Ammi]

...hmmm, I would say that a 22yr old mum on benefits with 5 children to care for is someone who would definitely need some 'party' time/ time away from her children... and that her children would probably benefit from her doing that as well...

[dojo88]

I would make it illegal to wear crocs and sandals with socks, no matter how old you are because it looks really embarrassing and stupid when those types of footwear are made for you to wear WITHOUT socks. It really pisses me off when I see people wearing sandals/crocs with socks in public and it just makes me want to rip the socks off their feet. Honestly, I'd rather go out wearing nothing but a cardboard box than go out wearing a pair of crocs or sandals with socks! :nono:

[Marsh.]

I agree dojo.

Crocks should be banned full stop. HIDEOUS footwear.

[Lostie!]

Stop all those on benefits being given cold hard cash. Replace it with a weekly food parcel instead. This will stop them spending money on cigs,booze and drugs, it also will help save millions for the nhs, our doctors and nurses will no longer be beaten up by these drunken drug fuelled thugs at 3 am.:fist::fist::fist:

1. You can't pay bills or buy other necessities with a food parcel.

2. "Drunken drug fuelled thugs" aren't all benefits claimants.

[Johnnyuk123]

1. You can't pay bills or buy other necessities with a food parcel.

2. "Drunken drug fuelled thugs" aren't all benefits claimants.

If we can put man on the moon i'm sure we can sort food parcels out.

[Dollface]

Killing (outside of the meat industry)/abusing an animal is the same jail sentence as killing/abusing a person.

I agree with this but would include the abuse that happens in slaughter houses,I would make it law that there were CCTV in every abattoir,there would be no animals farmed in cages or chained,or experimented on,Anyone who purposely killed an animal or human would be given long sentences,(life for humans) with no parole,and have a tattoo on their forhead with details of what they had done.

:clap1:

If someone were to kill an animal my law would be that they get life in prison for it. Life for a life.

[Jamie89]

Define animal. I killed a fly earlier, should I go to jail?

[Kizzy]

Go against your manifesto or fail without good reason to abide by it, you're out!

[lostalex]

Umm, this is like a Genie wish...

I would make a law that every human being must obey my every command.

everything after that would be easy. i could make the world perfect. (for me)

[Dollface]

Define animal. I killed a fly earlier, should I go to jail?

A fly is an insect, not an animal, however it's still a life so yes you would go to jail :)

[Jamie89]

A fly is an insect, not an animal, however it's still a life so yes you would go to jail :)

Insects are animals :smug: It was self defense anyway. It was coming for me :laugh:

[rubymoo]

Go against your manifesto or fail without good reason to abide by it, you're out!

I like this one^^^^

Maybe politicians would think harder about pleasing and saying the right things to the public and then stabbing them in the back, i'm here for this law passed:wavey:

[DemolitionRed]

Stop all those on benefits being given cold hard cash. Replace it with a weekly food parcel instead. This will stop them spending money on cigs,booze and drugs, it also will help save millions for the nhs, our doctors and nurses will no longer be beaten up by these drunken drug fuelled thugs at 3 am.:fist::fist::fist:

Oh yes, the benefit scroungers need sorting out don't they?!...So when highly skilled and experienced professionals are made redundant in their forties and fifties with little hope of being re-employed, lets give them a food parcel and not let money pass through their filthy hands.

I take it you live on some sink estate where you're surrounded by unemployed drug addicts and drunks. Surely you have to experience this to think like you do?

[DemolitionRed]

Women shouldn't be allowed too pop out 20 kids just to stay on benefits

Wonders how many women you know that has 20 kids :conf:
What law do you suggest for these women who supposedly pop out kids so they can claim benefits? forced abortion? forced sterilization? forced removal of the new baby?

[DemolitionRed]

I would make it illegal for our elected government to lie and deliberately mislead its people. If caught, they would immediately be suspended pending enquiries. If found guilty they would have their fortune removed and shared out in compensation to whoever they lied about.

The NHS would make a fortune.