Danny Dyer/ James Jordan twitter spat.lol

[Kazanne]

Don't know why this made me laugh ,but it did :laugh:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/11/01/strictly-come-dancing-2015-danny-dyer-james-jordan-twitter_n_8444362.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-entertainment&ir=UK+Entertainment

[Marsh.]

I'm cringing for both of them. :worry:

To think they're both in their late 30s and one of them has kids. Embarrassing.

[Amy Jade]

Both arrogant knob heads with egos that don't coinside with their ability

[GiRTh]

Both idiots

[Kazanne]

This one made me laugh though
“Clearly you shouldn't do the jokes soppy nuts. how's the career going.....oh...I mean the existence??” Danny retorted. lol soppy nuts,that's a first

[MB.]

Queen Danny

[Pete.]

Danny making me scream

[Kazanne]

Someone laugh with me PLEASE :laugh::laugh: I'm with Danny tbh as I cant stand James Jordan

[Jason.]

I cackled @ Danny calling James Soppy nuts ngl :hehe:

But meh, both having a Twitter row for attention :idc:

[Kazanne]

Danny making me scream

:thumbs:

[reece(:]

King Danny :clap1:

[Marsh.]

Danny making me scream

Oooh matron

[Samm]

Clock it Danny

[Jamie89]

It ended with James tweeting: “Keep tweeting me mate... This is great I keep getting more followers."

Says it all really doesn't it

[EspeonBB]

Danny dragging it :clap1:

[kirklancaster]

Someone laugh with me PLEASE :laugh::laugh: I'm with Danny tbh as I cant stand James Jordan

I'm laughing with you Kaz, but before we pick sides, let's examine the evidence:

Danny's made films, documentaries, appeared in Reality TV shows, written books, and appeared on Strictly too now, etc. etc.
James Jordan has done Strictly, appeared on a reality TV show, and .................................................. .................................................. ...................... Uh..........................Uhm................... ..........................Err..................... .................................................. .................................................. .............Uhm.

Yeah, I'm up for Danny. :laugh:

[Josy]

The Brad Pitt of the dance world getting brought down a peg or two on twitter from good ol Danny.

[Kazanne]

I'm laughing with you Kaz, but before we pick sides, let's examine the evidence:

Danny's made films, documentaries, appeared in Reality TV shows, written books, and appeared on Strictly too now, etc. etc.
James Jordan has done Strictly, appeared on a reality TV show, and .................................................. .................................................. ...................... Uh..........................Uhm................... ..........................Err..................... .................................................. .................................................. .............Uhm.

Yeah, I'm up for Danny. :laugh:

:laugh:Well spotted Kirk.I still think that soppy nuts is hilarious and most fitting for JJ,:hehe:

[Kazanne]

The Brad Pitt of the dance world getting brought down a peg or two on twitter from good ol Danny.

Now all he needs Josy is a pair of glasses.:hehe:

[Kazanne]

It ended with James tweeting: “Keep tweeting me mate... This is great I keep getting more followers."

Says it all really doesn't it

:laugh: never thought of that one Liam,but so true.

[Jamie89]

:laugh:Well spotted Kirk.I still think that soppy nuts is hilarious and most fitting for JJ,:hehe:

"soppy nuts" is my new favourite insult :laugh:

Here's hoping it catches on lol!

[Vanessa]

James Jordan is a twat of the highest order. Anyone who puts him in his place is alright by me. :hehe:

[arista]

Jordan Smack him to ground
and Peee on him

[Jason.]

James Jordan is a twat of the highest order. Anyone who puts him in his place is alright by me. :hehe:

I was literally clapping at the TV when Farrah Abraham silenced him on BOTS :lovedup:

His face was a picture :laugh:

[Niamh.]

Funny James Jordan trying to knock someone elses career though :laugh:

[arista]

It ended with James tweeting: “Keep tweeting me mate... This is great I keep getting more followers."

Says it all really doesn't it


Yes Sly

[Black Dagger]

LOVE Danny Dyer

[Livia]

I'm not a Danny Dyer fan but... please, oh pleeeeeeeease Danny.... confront him, on camera... and let's enjoy the moment James Jordan loses complete control of his bowels.

[Babayaro.]

James Jordan is the exact type of person I despise, cannot stand the smug faced ****

[arista]

I'm not a Danny Dyer fan but... please, oh pleeeeeeeease Danny.... confront him, on camera... and let's enjoy the moment James Jordan loses complete control of his bowels.


No meeting live on Ch5HD
or Ch4HD News

would be nice

[arista]

James Jordan is the exact type of person I despise, cannot stand the smug faced ****


He Can have Danny
in a Fight

[arista]

LOVE Danny Dyer


Jordan can Have him in a Fight

[Livia]

Jordan can Have him in a Fight

You are joking, arista. Surely... I'm not much of a fighter but I think I could take James Jordan.

[arista]

You are joking, arista. Surely... I'm not much of a fighter but I think I could take James Jordan.


No he is more Fit
than Slob Danny

[Niamh.]

No he is more Fit
than Slob Danny

being fit doesn't make a person a good fighter Arista

[Livia]

No he is more Fit
than Slob Danny

Danny comes from my neck of the woods. We fight dirty, arista.

[Kate!]

Team Danny Dyer :lovedup:

[arista]

being fit doesn't make a person a good fighter Arista



Sure But he can Fight Good
Better than Worn out Danny

[Niamh.]

Sure But he can Fight Good
Better than Worn out Danny

I'd be putting all my money on Danny, worn out or not :hee:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Im with Artista and team James

[Livia]

Im with Artista and team James


Don't be silly, Trumpet. To use a hackneyed old phrase, the fight would consist of three hits: Danny hitting James, James hitting the floor and the ambulance hitting sixty.

[Marsh.]

Don't be silly, Trumpet. To use a hackneyed old phrase, the fight would consist of three hits: Danny hitting James, James hitting the floor and the ambulance hitting sixty.

:joker::joker::joker:

[arista]

Don't be silly, Trumpet. To use a hackneyed old phrase, the fight would consist of three hits: Danny hitting James, James hitting the floor and the ambulance hitting sixty.


No James will Kick Danny's Gut Fast
Danny will start Coughing
then bang on his back
he is then flat on the Floor

As James Peee's on him


Feel The Force

[Crimson Dynamo]

the fight would end up in a clinch, then a hand down the trousers and would conclude with a right good arse fcking with a reach-around


:omgno:

[kirklancaster]

I'd be putting all my money on Danny, worn out or not :hee:

:laugh::laugh: You are most wise. :hehe:

[Marsh.]

the fight would end up in a clinch, then a hand down the trousers and would conclude with a right good arse fcking with a reach-around


:omgno:

:flutter:

[Kate!]

No James will Kick Danny's Gut Fast
Danny will start Coughing
then bang on his back
he is then flat on the Floor

As James Peee's on him


Feel The Force

:laugh:

[Livia]

No James will Kick Danny's Gut Fast
Danny will start Coughing
then bang on his back
he is then flat on the Floor

As James Peee's on him


Feel The Force


James has probably never had a fight that didn't entirely consist of wildly slapping at someone with his eyes closed. My money's on the Canning Town boy.

[arista]

http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2015/11/3/427939/default/v1/eds04p001-1st-page-001-1-442x589.jpg

James can Win
knocking Junkie Danny over

[Johnnyuk123]

James is a great guy. Danny is a foul mouthed bellend.

[Amy Jade]

James is a great guy. Danny is a foul mouthed bellend.

Great how?

[Kizzy]

They are both so up themselves it's tragic.

[Daniel-X]

When will someone place James and his gobby bitch of a wife Ola under house arrest without any access to Internet?

[Ammi]

..oh boys...


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[Ashley.]

They can both **** off, pretentious twatfaces.