The Apprentice 2015 Week 5 Discussion Thread: BBC One HD 9PM

[Will.]

Starts at 9PM on BBC One/HD

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[reece(:]

Perched

[Shaun]

I wonder which of my faves will go tonight? I'll guess Sam.

[arista]

On BBC1HD now

[BigSister]

Looking forward to this week

[Jason.]

Still mourning the loss of Ruth :(

[Jamie89]

Here :wavey:

[Will.]

Still mourning the loss of Ruth :(

^

[Jordan.]

Here for Selina drama

[arista]

6AM


should be 5AM, I say

[Jason.]

I find Sam overrated tbh. I keep hearing everyone saying he's the best guy. But he hasn't done anything imo.

Scott >

[Vanessa]

:wavey:

[Babayaro.]

Sam reminds me of BB15 Christopher

[LemonJam]

I find Sam overrated tbh. I keep hearing everyone saying he's the best guy. But he hasn't done anything imo.

Scott >

he's had some funny confessionals on you're fired but yeah he's mainly rated because he's hot.

I'm totally a hypocrite because my favourite is Scott for the fact his jawline makes me feel pregnant.

[Jason.]

Those close ups :joker:

[Cal.]

I hope it's not Selina's time</3

[Jason.]

he's had some funny confessionals on you're fired but yeah he's mainly rated because he's hot.

I'm totally a hypocrite because my favourite is Scott for the fact his jawline makes me feel pregnant.

That's true.

[Jamie89]

I hope it's not Selina's time</3

Same, only coz she's my suicide pool tho

[Lostie!]

I find Sam overrated tbh. I keep hearing everyone saying he's the best guy. But he hasn't done anything imo.

Scott >

Probably because he's perfectly likeable. Only he and David (and Scott sort of but I resent him for Ruth leaving :fist:) from the current guys have made me warm to them. I liked Dan to but ... well yeah.

[Jamie89]

Sam's going tonight, i'm calling it now lol

[reece(:]

Nn Selina's ears

[lewis111]

ohhh April vs Charliene

[lewis111]

ohhh April vs Charliene

aw was expecting that to go further

[LemonJam]

the girls in costume :joker:

[Babayaro.]

Why didn't April put herself as PM then, if she has a degree in creative writing? Sheer cop out

[Headie]

The return of bitchy April <3

[Jordan.]

The bee story is basic

[LukeB]

The spoiler at the start though

[Jamie89]

Basic bee-tches?

[Headie]

Why didn't April put herself as PM then, if she has a degree in creative writing? Sheer cop out

She already was PM in week one, let someone else have a chance.

[Jason.]

Richard's face annoys me

[reece(:]

Dragons!!!!!

[lewis111]

Acctual hate Richard

[LemonJam]

Richard is like Daniel last year except he's actually competent so he's much less fun to watch.

[LukeB]

Here for more airtime for april!!! She had none for weeks

[Jason.]

ikr Luke.

[Headie]

Hopefully Richard will be given a shock boot edit soon. Not here for him winning

[Crimson Dynamo]

Buzz the bee?

[Babayaro.]

Richard's face annoys me
Natalie's annoys me

[Jason.]

Mergin?

:laugh2:

[reece(:]

Natalie's annoys me
Same, constantly sour

[Jason.]

Same, constantly sour

Elle?

tbf she has grown on me in the last week and she's perfectly fine this episode so far

[reece(:]

Lmao Charleine

[Lostie!]

Snotty Dink. :joker:

[reece(:]

Elle?

tbf she has grown on me in the last week and she's perfectly fine this episode so far

I love Elle, she does it funnily. Natalie is just dull and depressing

[lewis111]

I prefer the elephantdragon story already even though it's messy

[LemonJam]

"it's a mythical creature that's dragon like but with some elephant features :)"

Sam treating a childrens book like a piece of modern art :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sam has no idea

Has he ever met a child

[Babayaro.]

This is lining up for a Sam exit

[LukeB]

Welp

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bumblebees dont make honey u morons

[lewis111]

Did Richard just smile :shocked:

[Shaun]

(I'll concede I only like Sam/Scott bc of their appearances / generally calm demeanour but yes the alternatives are Mergim, Joseph, Richard and Brett tbf)

(David and Gary are ok I suppose)

[MTVN]

What is happening here

[Babayaro.]

God Mergim is so 'cheeky nandos' :umm2:

[Jamie89]

Charleines coming across as a bit of an idiot to be fair

[lewis111]

Hope the Bee team lose so Charliene can drag Richard in the boardroom

[reece(:]

"Can I speak to David please" to become a thing? :joker:

[arista]

Snotty Dink?

[Jordan.]

(I'll concede I only like Sam/Scott bc of their appearances / generally calm demeanour but yes the alternatives are Mergim, Joseph, Richard and Brett tbf)

(David and Gary are ok I suppose)

sado-masochists teas

[LukeB]

Duck

[Lostie!]

This duck is trying to say duck.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Moisture rife gusset?

[Firewire]

"Make it sound like the wind is saying it"

omg Richard is growing on me a lot tonight

[Jason.]

Richard is annoying

[Headie]

Lmao Charleine <333

[Babayaro.]

That looks awful wtf

[reece(:]

More bitchy Selina is needed this ep

[lewis111]

Yea Bee>Dragonelephant

[Jamie89]

Sorry but those bees looked stoned

[Jason.]

Sam couldn't look less interested :laugh:

[LukeB]

I don't think Sam's book is simple to read because of those words

[Jordan.]

More bitchy Selina is needed this ep

2

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sam and his annoying wet voice

[Firewire]

Natalie is so irrel

[arista]

300 of Snotty Dink

Poundland

[Jason.]

Nat should've gone in Week 2.

[Jamie89]

Come on Vana :)

[LemonJam]

Vana **** your last pitch was "the bottle is green because the cactus... is green."

[Crimson Dynamo]

Vana dragging

[reece(:]

Nat should've gone in Week 2.
Justice 4 Aisha?

[Jamie89]

"I'm doing the pitch"
"I wouldn't say English is my strongest point"
...
"Thanks for the opportunity Lord Sugar"

[Crimson Dynamo]

Snottydink looks tragic

[Jason.]

Justice 4 Aisha?

<3

[Crimson Dynamo]

Mumsnet dragging snotty

[Jason.]

Mumsnet dragging snotty

:joker:

[arista]

Snottydink looks tragic


Snotty Dink


Is the Wrong Name they picked

[Babayaro.]

I wonder how the rest of Stereo Kicks are coping with Gary's new found fame

[Crimson Dynamo]

I am here for the bees

[BigSister]

I thought I was hearing things when I heard Snotty dink :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

They shoukd have called in Cocktrumpet

[Firewire]

charleine is such a mess

[Jamie89]

Oh charleine :facepalm:

[Lostie!]

"This isn't just a storybook. It's gonna be an experience!"

[Jason.]

Them mimicking bees :joker:

[Jamie89]

They shoukd have called in Cocktrumpet

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[LemonJam]

Mergim :joker:

[Firewire]

"cheeky little deal" bye hope bizzie's swarm stings him

[Jamie89]

please dont ever write a childrens book, cocktrumpet

[Jay28jay2]

Is that danielle?

[Jamie89]

-What do you look for in a childrens book?
-good sales to be honest

I like that woman :love:

[Lostie!]

Is that danielle?

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

please dont ever write a childrens book, cocktrumpet

*aborts chemsex storyline*

[Crimson Dynamo]

Charleine cant present

[Jamie89]

*aborts chemsex storyline*

:joker: I think thats wise :nono:

[Firewire]

"I don't like hearing the word no" rapist teas

[Lostie!]

I don't like hearing the word cheeky. Especially not twice in the same episode.

[Crimson Dynamo]

"I don't like hearing the word no" rapist teas

:joker:

[Babayaro.]

I wonder how the rest of Stereo Kicks are coping with Gary's new found fame

Ok so no one sees the similarities? :idc:

[Lostie!]

Ok so no one sees the similarities? :idc:

I do now you mention it. :joker:

[lewis111]

What's the point in Natalie being there

[Jordan.]

Natalie is so bad at pitching

[LemonJam]

"so.... bus?"

where's their taxi?

[Jay28jay2]

rip natalie

[LukeB]

Natalie is annoying

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ideal

Go to a rare book shop alley

[Jamie89]

who does everyone have on the suicide pool?

[Firewire]

"pedestrians, out of the way!" me

[Will.]

Yes Charlene, get those units!

[Jordan.]

Elle to lose another task?

[lewis111]

:joker: selling your baby for 2 quid

[LemonJam]

:joker: Sam :love:

[LukeB]

I think Sam's team has actually won :think:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Boardroom gonna be messy

[LukeB]

Elle to lose another task?

Oh yeah :joker:

Joseph is always on the winning team and Elle is always on the losing team

[Babayaro.]

I do now you mention it. :joker:

:smug:

[reece(:]

Natalie is a mess

[Jason.]

I think Sam's team has actually won :think:

Same here

[Jamie89]

Elle's face :laugh:

[Magicqueen]

I liked Natalie but her pitching was awful she talked too fast. No wonder the shop keeper shooed her away.

[Jason.]

I like Elle now tbh

[Jamie89]

I like Elle now tbh

me too :love:

[lewis111]

Elle just seems so disinterested in everything love it

[LukeB]

I like Elle now tbh

-dies-

[Firewire]

"sounds like the biography of piers morgan" :skull:

[Jordan.]

Not shade being thrown

[Jason.]

-dies-

:conf:

[LemonJam]

Can they stop with these really unfunny inputs from Lord Sugar followed by canned laughter from the contestants.

[lewis111]

She just seems like such a bitch it's unreal

[LukeB]

:conf:

you liking Elle, never would have thought you would.

[Jamie89]

Natalie's fake cough there :joker:

[Jason.]

you liking Elle, never would have thought you would.

I've changed my opinion.

Interesting to see how long it'll last.

[Firewire]

Natalie's fake cough there :joker:

i love kelly rowland

[Lostie!]

I love how Karren and Natalie don't even try to conceal their hatred for one another. :joker:

[Natalie.]

Can I speak to David please :joker:
Sam :love:

[Amy Jade]

Selina > all your faves

[Samm]

Get tesco p!nk or richard out plz

[reece(:]

Karren vs Natalie makes me scream

[Jason.]

Richard looks like Michael Myers in Halloween 4

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/polls/328000/328201_1258350699627_full.jpg

[Firewire]

Karren vs Natalie makes me scream

same :joker:

[LukeB]

Richard looks like Michael Myers in Halloween 4

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/polls/328000/328201_1258350699627_full.jpg

:joker:

[Jordan.]

Natalie 2 go

[Samm]

I like Elle now tbh

Queen Elle :flutter:

[Jay28jay2]

Bye Natalie and Sam </3

[Jamie89]

uh oh :omgno:

[Magicqueen]

Looks like bad grammar won over a degree in English

[MTVN]

Richard won them that task

[Firewire]

Natalie should go but I bet Sam goes

[BigSister]

Close result!

[Headie]

Yass Charleine!

[Jay28jay2]

Looks like bad grammar won over a degree in English

welcome to the forum btw

[Lostie!]

Natalie's gone. I'll miss her war with Karren. </3

[Jason.]

As long as Selina doesn't leave idc whoever gets sacked.

[arista]

Snotty Dink Failed

[Headie]

Not this Tricked promo

[LukeB]

we know that Selina isn't going because of that spoiler at the start

[Firewire]

Charleine looks better when she isn't in her business attire

[Jason.]

we know that Selina isn't going because of that spoiler at the start

good

[Jay28jay2]

we know that Selina isn't going because of that spoiler at the start

What was the spoiler, i wasnt watching it then

[Headie]

we know that Selina isn't going because of that spoiler are the start

Well I didn't know that but thanks for spoiling it for me.

[Natalie.]

Let Ms Coughalot go

[Amy Jade]

I really like Claude, I was expecting to hate him because he's so harsh on the interview parts, but he's been really fair so far, he's been giving people credit and last week he stuck up for Ruth when mardy Karren was gunning for her

[Jamie89]

we know that Selina isn't going because of that spoiler at the start

what was the spoiler??? I missed it

[Pete.]

Queen Charl remains!

[Jason.]

Brett's accent is annoying.

[reece(:]

I want Natalie to stay now for more feuding with Kaz

[Magicqueen]

welcome to the forum btw
I'm new to this forum site but I love this show

[Pete.]

Richard is bitter and sucks!

[LukeB]

What was the spoiler, i wasnt watching it then

Joseph calling Selina a manipulator in that coffee shop.. he hasn't lost a task yet

[Lostie!]

I want Natalie to stay now for more feuding with Kaz

Same. :clap1:

[Jamie89]

I really like Claude, I was expecting to hate him because he's so harsh on the interview parts, but he's been really fair so far, he's been giving people credit and last week he stuck up for Ruth when mardy Karren was gunning for her

I used to hate him but I agree, he's slightly less unbearable

[Pete.]

I think P!nk will go

[Headie]

It's between Sam and Natalie isn't it :worry: Natalie needs to go then but then there'll only be 5 girls left </3

[Jason.]

Richard is bitter and sucks!

I think you mean

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/polls/328000/328201_1258350699627_full.jpg

[Firewire]

Elle 2 go

[Jordan.]

Queen Charl remains!

:clap1:

[Amy Jade]

A guy needs to go this week, too many girls have gone already

[reece(:]

Selina and Elle better not go!

[Pete.]

Elle 2 go
Nooo

[Jordan.]

Selinas harrowing silence

[Jason.]

Can Brett **** off please

[Babayaro.]

Nut him one Natalie

[Firewire]

Nooo

she's done nothing lol

[Jay28jay2]

A guy needs to go this week, too many girls have gone already

not sam :(

[Headie]

Here for Natalie faking death to avoid elimination

[reece(:]

Selinas harrowing silence
Ha split personalities per episode <3

[Jamie89]

Natalies defo going, but i think it'll be at least a double with sam too...

... maybe a triple?

[Jason.]

Here for Natalie faking death to avoid elimination

:joker:

[reece(:]

I think P!nk will go
Stupid Girl!

[Jordan.]

Ha split personalities per episode <3

Ha inner demon side just came out?

[Amy Jade]

Throw Sam under the bus Sel <3

[Pete.]

Stupid Girl!
Who Knew!

[reece(:]

King Sam needs to sté too

[Crimson Dynamo]

Selina visiting Scalpsville

[lewis111]

Sam likes Natalie as well

[Pete.]

Sam will go because he's educated :(

[Firewire]

ideally one of the guys (not Sam) will go but p£nk will go

[lewis111]

why did he not think of this before hand

[Jamie89]

Grow a backbone Sam

[Amy Jade]

Oh I hope Brett goes he's a twat

[Pete.]

Sam likes Natalie as well
Brett and other irrel to be thrown under the bus? :fc:

[Firewire]

brett 2 go

[Magicqueen]

This is the first time I've ever seen someone be so indecisive. Brett?? Didn't see that coming

[Pete.]

P!nk's fate is sealed tbh

[Lostie!]

fIRE BRETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crimson Dynamo]

I dont know brett

[reece(:]

Ha inner demon side just came out?
Here 4 the release! Queen of avoiding exorcism!

[Jason.]

Brett to go

[Jordan.]

I think P!nk will go

Stupid Girl!

Who Knew!

Screaming

[Jamie89]

I think Brett's the only one who stands a chance of staying out of those 3

[Firewire]

hope nat has a coughing fit for the lols

[Lostie!]

I think Brett's the only one who stands a chance of staying out of those 3

Unfortunately, I agree. </3

[Pete.]

Character assassinate him Nat :clap1:

[Jordan.]

Natalie to fake passing out to avoid a firing?

[Amy Jade]

Brett isn't direct he's just rude. Can't stand him.

[Babayaro.]

Brett looks like Cesaro the wrestler

[reece(:]

I'm using Nat's sour bitch faces atm. Screaming at her emo D!ke looks.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sam get out

[King Gizzard]

Richard is such a knob that he's probably my favourite now

[Pete.]

I'm using Nat's sour bitch faces atm. Screaming at her emo D!ke looks.
Underrated fave :flutter:

[Jason.]

Nat when she gets fired

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c1/19/da/c119da6682763733cc06f2af0ea637c7.gif

[Firewire]

screaming at nat

i called her irrel at the start of the ep

[Calderyon]

Natalie is in serious trouble.

[Lostie!]

Brett's just jealous of Nat's pixie cut.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sam and nat double

[Natalie.]

Nat when she gets fired

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c1/19/da/c119da6682763733cc06f2af0ea637c7.gif

:joker::joker:

[Jason.]

Sack Sam tbh

[Jay28jay2]

omg no

[Jason.]

Brett's just jealous of Nat's pixie cut.

:joker:

[lewis111]

double fire

[Jay28jay2]

bye natalie :((

[Firewire]

noooo </3

[reece(:]

Karren making Natalie fluff it up?

ha secret wé's of sabotage

[Jay28jay2]

theres time for a second firing

[LemonJam]

I'm using Nat's sour bitch faces atm. Screaming at her emo D!ke looks.

eek.

[Pete.]

Vile

[Jason.]

WAIT
WHERE WAS THE COUGH

:fist:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c1/19/da/c119da6682763733cc06f2af0ea637c7.gif

[Jay28jay2]

Sam the god <3

[Natalie.]

Glad Sam is still here

[Jamie89]

Wow, surprised (not at Nat, but that he didn't fire Sam too)