waterhog
06-11-2015, 11:04 AM
everyone is on the take - shop lifters and staff even me 06.11.15
shop lifters have a advantage
its the pure number
so if you want a whisky that's vintage
at fruit and veg slip it in your bag with a cucumber.
don't worry about the alarm
relax and detox
when packing your shopping stay calm
you just leave the tagged empty box.
why stop there and be a eraser
you have already got shade
that really nice nicked razor
its time you got a 10 pack new blade.
the remote needs battery's
you don't want to touch the TV that's stolen
so go to whats flying out of factory's
empty a 40 pack in a bag with a stollen.
are looking any staff
don't worry most of them are on the fiddle
they steal only 30 mill less don't laugh
the biggest theft is me stealing your time with this riddle.
http://www.expressandstar.com/business/uk-money/2015/11/04/shoplifting-costs-retailers-800-million-a-year/
shop lifters have a advantage
its the pure number
so if you want a whisky that's vintage
at fruit and veg slip it in your bag with a cucumber.
don't worry about the alarm
relax and detox
when packing your shopping stay calm
you just leave the tagged empty box.
why stop there and be a eraser
you have already got shade
that really nice nicked razor
its time you got a 10 pack new blade.
the remote needs battery's
you don't want to touch the TV that's stolen
so go to whats flying out of factory's
empty a 40 pack in a bag with a stollen.
are looking any staff
don't worry most of them are on the fiddle
they steal only 30 mill less don't laugh
the biggest theft is me stealing your time with this riddle.
http://www.expressandstar.com/business/uk-money/2015/11/04/shoplifting-costs-retailers-800-million-a-year/