Will1999's Nan Appreciation Thread

[Will.]

Sign up!

1. LeatherTrumpet
2. Lostie!
3. Jason
4. LukeB
5. JoshBB
6.Kirklancaster
7. Jamie89
9. Gamepodfan
10. Mokka




About Beryl:

Hunger Games fanatic
Wine lover
Animal Rights activist
Supports Donkey, Horse charity and Polar Bear charity.
vegetarian
Beryl has no time for religion
Speaks her mind and is one classy hoe
Fierce at times
Jobs: Tottenham Hot Spurs manager house keeper, tap dancer, actress and secretary.

[Will.]

short bio added

[JoshBB]

"Beryl has no time for religion"

u can probably just go ahead and add LT already

[MB.]

Supports Donkey sanitary

oh

[Crimson Dynamo]

You had me at religion hatah

[LukeB]

Lostie would love her

[Jason.]

Lostie would love her

:joker:

[Will.]

So who's signing up?

[LukeB]

So who's signing up?

Lostie would love her

.

[Will.]

might as well sign Lostie up.

[Will.]

Beryl for CBB!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sign kirk up. Finally someone older than him

[MB.]

Guys we can we please remember that according to the OP Will's nan supports Eeyore's tampons

[Jason.]

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3. Jason


Eh? I didn't agree to this.

[LukeB]

Eh? I didn't agree to this.

Neither did Lostie, but he has a past of that :hehe:

[Jason.]

**** MB

*goes offline*

[Will.]

Eh? I didn't agree to this.

Come on! Agree to it?

[Denver]

So nobody has Actually said they want to sign up mess

[Johnnyuk123]

I'll take her to subways for dinner. Oh wait they only serve halal meat. Ok the deal is off until monday when the local non halal British butchers is open.:joker::joker::joker:

[kirklancaster]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcuo4-Z7TxTqSJvIk10RuwFqPER_Zn9-zUEXUE9olwTI8YNYTlww

She was made for me, everybody tells me so.
She was made for me, don't pretend that you don't know.

She, can come, and live with me, there's space up in my attic.
And we will feast on Kinky Sex, 'cos she's a Hungry Sex-Game Fanatic.
And afterwards, she'll say Oooh Kirk, I had the most fantastic time
Cos you quenched my sexual thirst, and made this lover whine.

She was made for me, everybody tells me so.
She was made for me, don't pretend that you don't know.

But I will shoot out of that bed, faster than a Human Cannonball
If she asks me one more time, to get active with animals.
I can't stand the thought that she, loves vegemite on Ryvita
'Cos I prefer the type of woman who is more of a meat-eater.

Poor Atheist Beryl will turn religious, when she sees my rod,
And she'll scream; 'Oh Sweet Jesus' and 'Oh my ******* God'.
But She was made for me, everybody tells me so
She was made for me, don't pretend that you don't know.

Sign me up, sign me up - I need a Toy Girl.

[Vicky.]

Clean donkeys? :suspect:

[Mokka]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcuo4-Z7TxTqSJvIk10RuwFqPER_Zn9-zUEXUE9olwTI8YNYTlww

She was made for me, everybody tells me so.
She was made for me, don't pretend that you don't know.

She, can come, and live with me, there's space up in my attic.
And we will feast on Kinky Sex, 'cos she's a Hungry Sex-Game Fanatic.
And afterwards, she'll say Oooh Kirk, I had the most fantastic time
Cos you quenched my sexual thirst, and made this lover whine.

She was made for me, everybody tells me so.
She was made for me, don't pretend that you don't know.

But I will shoot out that bed, faster than a Human Cannibal
If she asks me one more time, to get active with animals.
I can't stand the thought that she, loves vegemite on Ryvita
'Cos I prefer the type of woman who is more of a meat-eater.

Poor Atheist Beryl will turn religious, when she sees my rod,
And she'll scream; 'Oh Sweet Jesus' and 'Oh my ******* God'.
But She was made for me, everybody tells me so
She was made for me, don't pretend that you don't know.

Sign me up, sign me up - I need a Toy Girl.

Frankly I am.jealous of her now :smug:

But sign me up anyways!!!

[Jamie89]

Kween Beryl :hee: Sign me up please Will! :fan:

[gamepodfan]

can i join

[Will.]

all added x

[arista]

Will
does she remember Quadraphonic 4 Speaker HiFi ?

[Will.]

Will
does she remember Quadraphonic 4 Speaker HiFi ?

possibly.

[arista]

possibly.


http://assets.catawiki.nl/assets/2014/7/18/9/f/f/9ff385ec-0e6a-11e4-818c-f36231336e93.jpg

[Ammi]

...not the old, come around and look at my Quadraphonic 4 Speaker HiFi system line..you old devil, Arista...

[arista]

...not the old, come around and look at my Quadraphonic 4 Speaker HiFi system line..you old devil, Arista...


Those Quad Masters are Transferred to SACD 5.1
many BluRay players now
also play SACD Multi Channel.
Pioneer does that

[Jamie89]

...not the old, come around and look at my Quadraphonic 4 Speaker HiFi system line..you old devil, Arista...

:joker:

[Babayaro.]

This has been milked to the max

[Crimson Dynamo]

...not the old, come around and look at my Quadraphonic 4 Speaker HiFi system line..you old devil, Arista...

:joker:

[arista]

B2y7zfUeHDM

David E. Johnson - Congas , Vocal with Echopflex, Percussion
Jan Hammer - Moogs , Drums , Electric Piano


Grandma's House

[Will.]

This has been milked to the max

no 1 cares.

[Babayaro.]

no 1 cares.

exactly

[Will.]

exactly

about it being milked.

If you don't like, then don't bother coming into this thread.

[Will.]

http://assets.catawiki.nl/assets/2014/7/18/9/f/f/9ff385ec-0e6a-11e4-818c-f36231336e93.jpg

What is this, Arista?

[arista]

What is this, Arista?


A Quadraphonic Record LP

[Will.]

A Quadraphonic Record LP

oh.

[arista]

oh.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadraphonic_sound


Something that could get you Nan
doing boogie

[kirklancaster]

Frankly I am.jealous of her now :smug:

But sign me up anyways!!!

:laugh: Oh you do such wonders for this wizzened old man's ego Mokka. :flowers::kiss:

[kirklancaster]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadraphonic_sound


Something that could get you Nan
doing boogie

Given her age, and the fact that she probably uses the chamber pot twenty times a night in the dark, wouldn't 'PanBelle Wizzard' be more appropriate? :hehe: