ferne its your proposal turn

[waterhog]

ferne its your proposal turn 24.11.15



its not just candy

even if i would lick all her sweat

her voluptuous body that is randy

i might have to put my ladyC up for let.

beautiful white teeth

glowing plump cheeks

i would do normal or beneath

we could jam to george michaels "freeeks".

with no chip on the shoulder

happy go bubbly

please don't read my proposal folder

i want to be your hubby.

with your strength

and a body with no tire

more explosive by a length

we will get more seedy then "the wire".

but first i need a divorce

just over a week we were married

ladyC has well and truly run her course

but now over the jungle river this one can have me carried.

i won't worry about earning

you are at your prime

after grafting you can do dinner turning

still plenty of energy for bed action time.

first let me deal with my newly wed

brutality you will all now see

i now want fern in my bed

so get out and good bye lady C.

[Gusto Brunt]

Who is Ferne, I once asked
This girl who is often tasked

'She's from reality!' they did utter
And here's me thinking she's from the gutter

Oh no, not our Ferne
In life there are many lessons to learn
Don't judge a book by its cover
Now I want to be her lover

For Ferne is brave and hot
And she has a nice bot

She climbs high places
Puts smiles on faces

Swims in deep water
Because, you know, sorta
I am liking her a bit
Come close, and sit

Learn what I have learned
For I think I have turned
I'm now liking Ferne, brave and yummy
And I think she'd make a great mummy

Me daddy, not not me
Learn and you will see

It'll be Duncan, her man, the groom
And guess what, any time soon!

:D

[waterhog]

top class and so funny gusto - real real pleasure to read. thank you and well done.

as for fern - hands off - I proposed first.:spin: