Any Lumbersexual's on the forum?

[Will.]

Teacher was going on about yesterday as we doing questionnaires and it slipped in somehow as we talking about identity.

Apparently a Lubersexual

is someone who wears checkered shirts and have long hair and beard, very hip.

[Mokka]

Teacher was going on about yesterday as we doing questionnaires and it slipped in somehow as we talking about identity.

Apparently a Lubersexual

is someone who wears checkered shirts and have long hair and beard, very hip.

What does any of that gave to do with their sexuality...

[MB.]

Fairly sure you mean lumbersexual... lubersexual's a different thing entirely

[Will.]

Oh yeah lol, lumber sexual.

[Jason.]

wears checkered shirts and have long hair and beard, very hip.


Mr Branson?

[Will.]

Mr Branson?

I guess.

[MB.]

What does any of that gave to do with their sexuality...

I'm guessing it's in the same vein as meterosexual, i.e. nothing to do with sexuality at all but a pun's a pun

(by the way none of the people on this forum have been hip since 1998 so no)

[Will.]

I'm guessing it's in the same vein as meterosexual, i.e. nothing to do with sexuality at all but a pun's a pun

(by the way none of the people on this forum have been hip since 1998 so no)

Oh I'm very hip, UGG'S I wear.

I don't btw.

[Will.]

Danny Wisker a bit of lumber sexual.

[Ninastar]

i check 2/3 of those things

(i'll give you a clue, i dont have a beard)

[hijaxers]

Teacher was going on about yesterday as we doing questionnaires and it slipped in somehow as we talking about identity.

Apparently a Lubersexual

is someone who wears checkered shirts and have long hair and beard, very hip.

Whata loada shyte :joker::joker::joker:
Thats a lumberjack and they're ok

[Jason.]

Danny Wisker a bit of lumber sexual.

no

[Will.]

no

He did wear the checker shirt a lot.

[Mokka]

I'm guessing it's in the same vein as meterosexual, i.e. nothing to do with sexuality at all but a pun's a pun

(by the way none of the people on this forum have been hip since 1998 so no)

lol... I was pretty hip in '98 tbh :laugh:

[Jamie89]

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no thanks

[Crimson Dynamo]

I had a myopic lumbersexual pal who could not see the wood for the trees

His fave dating app was timber

He,would get so frustrated he would tie himself in knots

[MB.]

Think you're barking up the wrong tree there, LT

[Denver]

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no thanks

This isn't meet the members :joker:

[Smithy]

i check 2/3 of those things

(i'll give you a clue, i dont have a beard)

Not you dumping Lucas like that </3

[Black Dagger]

Not you dumping Lucas like that </3

Dyke got too big for her boots <\3

[kirklancaster]

Whata loada shyte :joker::joker::joker:
Thats a lumberjack and they're ok

:laugh: They screw all night and masturbate all day.:hehe:

[kirklancaster]

I had a myopic lumbersexual pal who could not see the wood for the trees

His fave dating app was timber

He,would get so frustrated he would tie himself in knots

:laugh: And his favourite pop song was 'Sex on the Beech'.

His favourite Gilbert and Sullivan song was 'Tit Willow'.

He loved orgies so he could say: 'Trees Up'

And he often asked promiscuous trees "Can I **** you for a spell?" And loved to hear the response 'OAK ay.'

He worked part time in a Bank as 'A Branch Manager'

He loved taking sexy trees Trunks down.

He was also into S & M and loved a bit of Birch.

He even saw a psychiatrist to try to find out the Root cause of his obsession with trees.

He keeps that beard trimmed and his checked shirts clean because he loved to 'Spruce' up a bit.

I'm bored now so I'm going to Leaf it alone.

[Z]

i check 2/3 of those things

(i'll give you a clue, i dont have a beard)

Bitch please you had a 5 o'clock shadow the last time I saw you

[smudgie]

Well I like wood..if that counts.:joker:

[Jamie89]

Well I like wood..if that counts.:joker:

Filth :joker:

[Moosething]

A Level English Language ayyy

[karl100589]

So basically Kenny from bbcan?
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[MTVN]

This thread is an absolute bloody disgrace