Riddle me this...

[Johnnyuk123]

Try to solve this riddle...
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/68719/jim_carrey_68719.jpg


Some try to hide
Some try to cheat
But time will show
We always will meet
Try as you might
To guess my name
When we meet
It is such a shame

Who am i ????????????

[Will.]

death?

[Johnnyuk123]

death?

YES!!! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2: Well Done!!!

Now it's your turn to provide a riddle....

[Will.]

Oh wow lol, can't believe I got it right, ok I've got one!

It taunts you, this ghost
No one has it
No one really owns it
Yet everyone uses it
It's precious
Some say it's money
It's not even a physical thing
It is what makes up all the space around us
Outer space, too
Past, present, and future
Everyone runs out of it eventually

[Pete.]

Time?

[Johnnyuk123]

I was gonna say time. lol

[Will.]

Time?

yeah, well done :)

your turn!

[Johnnyuk123]

And no cheating folks! No googling ok lol

[Pete.]

If it's information you seek, come and see me.
If it's pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three.

[Johnnyuk123]

Doctor?

[Pete.]

Nope

[Johnnyuk123]

:fist:Damn you! :joker:

[Will.]

hmm I'm not sure...

[Johnnyuk123]

Doctor who?

[Pete.]

Hint: Letters does not mean physical

[Will.]

Hint: Letters does not mean physical

google?

[Pete.]

No :laugh:

[Will.]

hmm, a library? or book store?

[Pete.]

Close!

[Pete.]

It's a person not a place

[Will.]

Close!

oh my lol :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

A teacher?

[Will.]

a book?

[Will.]

oh a person,

person that works in library, librarian?

[Johnnyuk123]

Shop lifter?

[Pete.]

Yeah you're on the right lines @will

[Will.]

omg :laugh:

[Will.]

book keeper? Author?

[Johnnyuk123]

A bee keeper?

[Pete.]

book keeper?

Yes :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Will. :wavey:

[Will.]

Yes :clap1:

finally, that was a good riddle!

[Will.]

Well done Will. :wavey:

Thanks :wavey:

[Will.]

I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?

[Johnnyuk123]

I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?

Breath?

[Will.]

Breath?

yeah, well done :laugh:

[Pete.]

Adele's records?

[Will.]

A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?

[Johnnyuk123]

yeah, well done :laugh:

Yes!!!! :dance::dance::dance:

Ok my turn....


I am long
I am also red
and i am hairy

What am i?

[Will.]

Yes!!!! :dance::dance::dance:

Ok my turn....


I am long
I am also red
and i am hairy

What am i?

parrot?

[Pete.]

A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?
Friday's the horse

[Johnnyuk123]

parrot?

Nope.

[Will.]

Friday's the horse

yeah :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Oi one at a time u lot!:nono:

[Will.]

hmm I'm trying to think of red things

[Johnnyuk123]

again...

I am long
I am also red
and i am hairy

What am i????

[Johnnyuk123]

do you give up?

[Will.]

yeah I literally can't think of anything :laugh:

[Jamie89]

I got the horse and breath one btw :hee: Wait Johnny, I've only just got here lol, gimme a minute :think:

[Johnnyuk123]

I am a London Bus with the windows open.:joker::joker::joker:
http://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2011/12/dezeen_A-New-Bus-for-London-by-Heatherwick-Studios-8.jpg

[Jamie89]

again...

I am long
I am also red
and i am hairy

What am i????

Santa?

[Johnnyuk123]

I got the horse and breath one btw :hee: Wait Johnny, I've only just got here lol, gimme a minute :think:

Too late, sorry. :joker:

[Jamie89]

I mean London bus, typed santa by mistake... silly

[Johnnyuk123]

I mean London bus, typed santa by mistake... silly

Nice try.

[Johnnyuk123]

Ok Jamie your turn for a riddle.

[Will.]

oh, good one!

[Jamie89]

Oh ok, lemme think

[Johnnyuk123]

oh, good one!

Gotcha. :joker::joker::joker:

[Jamie89]

If anyone else has one you can go while I think of one lol

[Will.]

Gotcha. :joker::joker::joker:

:laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

New riddle...


your energy makes me glow,
makes me feel all warm inside -
though now i'm just for show,
i was once useful in your life.
i once stood in your presence,
tall and fresh and good -
nowadays you wear me down,
i wear a shrunken hood.

What am i?

[Jamie89]

An old car?

[Johnnyuk123]

nope

[kirklancaster]

A BOOKKEEPER

[Jamie89]

A BOOKKEEPER

Are you a few pages behind Kirk lol :laugh:

[Jamie89]

Can we have a clue please?

[Johnnyuk123]

A BOOKKEEPER

This is the riddle Kirk...


your energy makes me glow,
makes me feel all warm inside -
though now i'm just for show,
i was once useful in your life.
i once stood in your presence,
tall and fresh and good -
nowadays you wear me down,
i wear a shrunken hood.

[Jamie89]

an old coat?

[Johnnyuk123]

Clue ...
I can melt.

[Jamie89]

Can we have a better clue? :laugh:

[Will.]

ice cream

[Johnnyuk123]

Can we have a better clue? :laugh:

That is an amazing clue!

[Johnnyuk123]

ice cream

nope.

[Jamie89]

Snowman

[Johnnyuk123]

Snowman

not even close

[Jamie89]

Snowwoman?

[Jamie89]

I don't think I'm gonna get this one

[Johnnyuk123]

Snowwoman?

No no no. Thinks about what melts?

[Johnnyuk123]

And it isn't a heart.

[Jamie89]

And it isn't a heart.

Oh, I was thinking of like plastic and things. So it's something like a heart? :suspect:

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh, I was thinking of like plastic and things. So it's something like a heart? :suspect:

some come in the shape of a heart yes.

[Jamie89]

chocolate?

[Jamie89]

I have absolutely no idea :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Ok the answer is.......

[Johnnyuk123]

A ....
http://cf.ltkcdn.net/candles/images/std/101680-283x424-Single_White_Candle.jpg

[Jamie89]

Ahhhhhhhh, that's so obvious haha! Kicking myself

[Johnnyuk123]

Ahhhhhhhh, that's so obvious haha! Kicking myself

Ok Jamie your turn.

[Jamie89]

You can feel me
but you can't touch me
You can give me to someone
but still have me

What am I?

[Will.]

You can feel me
but you can't touch me
You can give me to someone
but still have me

What am I?

love?

[Jamie89]

love?

Yes :love:

[Jamie89]

Or hate, both would have been accepted

[Johnnyuk123]

love?

Will stop googling. lol

[Will.]

Will stop googling. lol

I swear I didn't look that up.

:laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

I swear I didn't look that up.

:laugh:

I believe you.:wavey:

[Will.]

I believe you.:wavey:

:)

[Johnnyuk123]

:)

I sent you a message Will.

[Jamie89]

Will stop googling. lol

:joker: and there's me thinking I thought of it myself. I have another one if noone else is going?

[Johnnyuk123]

:joker: and there's me thinking I thought of it myself. I have another one if noone else is going?

Go ahead...

[Jamie89]

I thicken as you look at me
I have a hole that only some might see
You can understand me but I can still be a mystery

[Johnnyuk123]

You are gay and after a sexual encounter?

[Jamie89]

You are gay and after a sexual encounter?

Well yes but if we can stay on topic...

[Johnnyuk123]

Well yes but if we can stay on topic...

:joker::joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

New riddle...

Say a truth and i am onto you
Say another truth and i will hate you
Speak the absolute truth and i will ban you!


Who am i?

[Jamie89]

You haven't guessed my riddle yet!