married and divorced - in the space of IACGMOOH

[waterhog]

married and divorced - in the space of IACGMOOH -29.11.15



everything has its place

earths creatures are sacred

ok the camp may be a home disgrace

but like they say this lady is horrid.

it was a act with no defence

god would say its criminal

tony was right to feel tense

in gods book its sin-able.

yes the situation is magnified

the space brings fury

but no one can have this justified

all watches will make a unanimous jury.

i am on kirens page

my marriage is not on course

whats so noticeable is the tong and rage

i just might start proceedings for divorce.

ladyC its going to finish

married and divorced in the australian out back

please just go and vanish

my sense of judgment is making me crack.

:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawl ing::bawling:

[Gusto Brunt]

Tony, young and bold
Once sang a song called Gold

Back then he was slim as a rake
Not now, though, for Heaven's sake

But Tony's weight is not the issue
Get in your hand, ready, a tissue

For Lady C has been calling Tony names
And these are no games

She called him %$£% and $%£$% too
Nastiness you've find at the bottom of a loo

Tony stayed firm and said 'oh dear'
The man from Ballet showed no fear

Now Lady C is in firing line
Could it be her time?

To be ousted out
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT

'Lady C to go from this place! :eek:
And back to your palace!'

But she still has fans despite her hate
Some would even call her their mate.

[waterhog]

I think I am lucky as when we signed if we was to divorce I am to get the castle.

do you need a room brunt ?

wicked peace this morning - real sharp.

[Kazanne]

Tony, young and bold
Once sang a song called Gold

Back then he was slim as a rake
Not now, though, for Heaven's sake

But Tony's weight is not the issue
Get in your hand, ready, a tissue

For Lady C has been calling Tony names
And these are no games

She called him %$£% and $%£$% too
Nastiness you've find at the bottom of a loo

Tony stayed firm and said 'oh dear'
The man from Ballet showed no fear

Now Lady C is in firing line
Could it be her time?

To be ousted out
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT

'Lady C to go from this place! :eek:
And back to your palace!'

But she still has fans despite her hate
Some would even call her their mate.

Ha,ha well done :hehe:

[waterhog]

come on kazzanne give it a go - you can do it ?

[rionablue]

Lady C take it from me went down in my estimation
I was a fan it was her plan to win over the nation
But firey eyes was no disguise as rotten words she spat
Thrown at Tony who might be phoney but he didn't deserve that
The poor old beetle though it was little was thrown upon the fire
By Lady C with cruelty and to cause trouble a desire
Now up to then she sure did win my deepest admiration
But not so now the rotten sow and she hasn't won the nation
There is a line and that is fine if people do not cross
But she crossed it well and gave Tony hell and that is now her loss
There's no excuse for words so loose so she can go to Blazes
No more a fan of her I am because of last nights rages


Love to Hog and Gusto. I am still trying lol xxxxxxx

[Gusto Brunt]

Lady C take it from me went down in my estimation
I was a fan it was her plan to win over the nation
But firey eyes was no disguise as rotten words she spat
Thrown at Tony who might be phoney but he didn't deserve that
The poor old beetle though it was little was thrown upon the fire
By Lady C with cruelty and to cause trouble a desire
Now up to then she sure did win my deepest admiration
But not so now the rotten sow and she hasn't won the nation
There is a line and that is fine if people do not cross
But she crossed it well and gave Tony hell and that is now her loss
There's no excuse for words so loose so she can go to Blazes
No more a fan of her I am because of last nights rages


Love to Hog and Gusto. I am still trying lol xxxxxxx

:joker:

Love it.:joker:

[Kazanne]

come on kazzanne give it a go - you can do it ?

I might just do that waterhog,let me have a go.

Deep in the jungle,miles away
Some celebs are camping to get some pay
Lady C seemed such an endearing old bird
but her rantings to Tony were frankly absurd.
To toss a live beetle,upon an open fire
Is in anybodys book.really quite dire.
Tony voiced his annoyance and utter disproval
he's hoping for lady Cs removal.
The daft old bat is entertaining to some
God knows why after all she has done.
She is nasty and cruel and not at all nice
I hope her bed is covered in lice.
I look around and see a beginner
I hope young George is crowned the winner....................................

[jaxie]

The cockroach alas was chewed up for lunch
The witchery grubs head bitten off with a crunch
Munching on crickets makes a meal
Wiggly worms on a fork seal the deal
But never cook your bug on the fire
If barbeque beetle is your culinery desire
When the burning grub dies the audience will moan
And Lady Cs fate could be sealed on the phone

[rionablue]

Lets start a forum poetry circle. Brilliant stuff guys and gals xxx

[Kazanne]

So many people just missing the point,
Their noses are well out of joint
The bugs and critters are set for a task
although its wrong,they have to pass
the beetle was just roaming it's place
no need for Colin to get in its face
and pick it up without a care
and watch its little body flare.
so theres the difference,get the point
no need for noses so out of joint..............

[Gusto Brunt]

So many people just missing the point,
Their noses are well out of joint
The bugs and critters are set for a task
although its wrong,they have to pass
the beetle was just roaming it's place
no need for Colin to get in its face
and pick it up without a care
and watch its little body flare.
so theres the difference,get the point
no need for noses so out of joint..............

That's a good effort, I must admit
Quite frankly I thought it would be s*** ;)
No seriously that's a good one it's true
It's hard in a poem just to be you

But you managed to bring forth zest
Although where is the rest?
A long poem would do you good
Try one, I am sure you should

Do it, write loads, pages if you like
And recite it in front of a mic

Stand up and utter your poem out loud
Bring forth a listening crowd! :D

*:joker:

[Kazanne]

Lets start a forum poetry circle. Brilliant stuff guys and gals xxx

That's a great idea riona

[Gusto Brunt]

In the name of Waterhog. :)

[Gusto Brunt]

The cockroach alas was chewed up for lunch
The witchery grubs head bitten off with a crunch
Munching on crickets makes a meal
Wiggly worms on a fork seal the deal
But never cook your bug on the fire
If barbeque beetle is your culinery desire
When the burning grub dies the audience will moan
And Lady Cs fate could be sealed on the phone

:joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

That's a good effort, I must admit
Quite frankly I thought it would be s*** ;)
No seriously that's a good one it's true
It's hard in a poem just to be you

But you managed to bring forth zest
Although where is the rest?
A long poem would do you good
Try one, I am sure you should

Do it, write loads, pages if you like
And recite it in front of a mic

Stand up and utter your poem out loud
Bring forth a listening crowd! :D

*:joker:

I will try Gusto :laugh: