The Apprentice 2015 Week 9 Discussion Thread: BBC One HD

[Will.]

STARTS AT 9PM!

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[TomC]

Buzzin'

[MB.]

Buzzin'

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[arista]

Yes I am watching it Tonight
and recording ITV1HD Jungle
which has no eviction.

[TomC]

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I don't understand :blush: Is that Corin? I've not seen BB11...

[MB.]

I've got a new top box that doesn't stretch the picture, Lord Sugar's never looked so slim

[MB.]

(also I'm going to ignore the fact that the whole episode has practically been spoilered and try to enjoy it)

[Jamie89]

Eek had to run to the shop, hope I've not missed anything so far!

[Loukas]

if selena is not out this week im going to scream

[Babayaro.]

"Sorry buddy" So patronising :joker:

[arista]

Selling property is Tricky

[LukeB]

I think Selina will be fired this week :(

[Jamie89]

I think she'll go as soon as she's in the bottom 3

[Jamie89]

I think Selina will be fired this week :(

How is that a spoiler haha!

[LukeB]

I think she'll go as soon as she's in the bottom 3

remember that spoiler i told you the other week, that was in the intro? i think thats this week

[LukeB]

How is that a spoiler haha!

:smug:

[Jordan.]

What is the task it looks boring

[Jamie89]

remember that spoiler i told you the other week, that was in the intro? i think thats this week

OH!

I see

[Loukas]

I think she'll go as soon as she's in the bottom 3

:fc: :fc: :fc: :fc: :fc:

[Loukas]

What is the task it looks boring

real estate task

[Headie]

NOT Lewisham

Where is the south east London it girl?

[Loukas]

scott :facepalm:

[MB.]

:fc: :fc: :fc: :fc: :fc:

Rude

[Will.]

Vana to win tbh, only one with any hope.

[Loukas]

Rude

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[MB.]

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[Loukas]

Vana to win tbh, only one with any hope.

Vana & Joseph for final 2.

[Jordan.]

Is this the week

Scott has a meltdown and quits?

[Jamie89]

Lol Selina! I bet when she dumps people she says 'it's you, not me'

[Jamie89]

Vana to win tbh, only one with any hope.

I agree

[Will.]

Charlene <3

[Jamie89]

Is this the week

Scott has a meltdown and quits?

I hope not

He's my suicide pool

[Loukas]

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[Jordan.]

Selina and Charleine drama <3

[Jason.]

I'm living for Selina and Charleine's feud <3

[Jamie89]

"everyone's enjoying The Clapham" :facepalm:

[Loukas]

"do you mind if i show you that after" :facepalm:
"i think.." :facepalm:

How did she get so far!? :idc:

[Babayaro.]

**** me, get this snobby piece of work

[Jamie89]

Charleine dragging Selina for absolutely no reason :love:

[Jason.]

"do you mind if i show you that after" :facepalm:
"i think.." :facepalm:

How did she get so far!? :idc:

Because she's flawless

[reece(:]

I've missed Charleine vs Selina

[Loukas]

Because she's flawless

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[Jason.]

Queen of Sales Vana Koutsomitis :love:

[Jason.]

Selina putting the blame on Joseph even though she's done nout :love:

[Jamie89]

I miss Ruth :sad:

[Jason.]

Same, but the series is coping fine without her as Selina is providing <3

[Loukas]

Same, but the series is coping fine without her as Selina is providing <3

providing what exactly? She's done barely anything the whole series. she's too jammy.

[LukeB]

Richard's team has won i think. it looks obvious

[Jason.]

providing what exactly? She's done barely anything.

Entertainment <3

[Jason.]

Is nobody watching this, there's only been like 2 pages.

[LukeB]

Is nobody watching this, there's only been like 2 pages.

you probs need a Lady C topic to make this thread active.

[Loukas]

her voice makes me shudder (Selina)

[Jason.]

Anyone who hates Selina is wrong tbh js

[Jamie89]

Is IAC on or something, maybbe everyone's watching that

[Loukas]

Anyone who hates Selina is wrong tbh js

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[LukeB]

:rolleyes: how obvious

[Jamie89]

Uh oh

[Jason.]

Is IAC on or something, maybbe everyone's watching that

Who'd choose that over TA.

But then again it's the episode where Lady C quits so probably everyone's gone rushing to watch that

[Jason.]

erm

[Jamie89]

D:

[Jordan.]

welp

[Jason.]

omg

[LukeB]

welp

[Jamie89]

Feel so sorry for him actually

[Natalie.]

D:

[Will.]

Selina's gone.

[Loukas]

scott is a little bitch. Ugh what a little baby

[Jason.]

Selina is toast tbh. But Gary should go just for last week

[Loukas]

OMG LOL
So you basically just wasted all those weeks of your life. what a nob.

[Jamie89]

His reason didn't make any sense. He knew about Sugar's past before entering

[Jason.]

omfg

[Loukas]

I have no idea why i find Brett so attractive :conf:

[LukeB]

messy drama

[Jordan.]

ff

[Jason.]

:flutter::flutter:

[Will.]

:love:

[LukeB]

I have no idea why i find Brett so attractive :conf:

dw I find Richard attractive and I don't know why :spin:

[Natalie.]

His reason didn't make any sense. He knew about Sugar's past before entering

Yeah I thought that too

[Jamie89]

I love how Charleine says "bum"

"Baim"

[Jason.]

Why is Joseph bullying Selina :nono:

[Will.]

Why is Karen in the cafe, could see her reflection in the counter glass.

[Loukas]

Selina should have been fired weeeeeeeeeeeks ago

[Jay28jay2]

the quote everyone has been waiting for since it was shown in the previews..

[LukeB]

Why is Joseph bullying Selina :nono:

not the bully card

[Loukas]

Why is Karen in the cafe, could see her reflection in the counter glass.

to get an overview? :shrug:

[Jason.]

ffs Selina is toast

[Loukas]

Why is Joseph bullying Selina :nono:

:laugh2: whaaaaa?

[Jamie89]

Why is Karen in the cafe, could see her reflection in the counter glass.

She just fancied a sarnie

[LukeB]

Why is Karen in the cafe, could see her reflection in the counter glass.

Me and her had a date

[Jason.]

Me and her had a date

I love fan fiction

[MB.]

Me and her had a date

Mergim teas

[Jason.]

Selina for CBB17 <3

[Will.]

She just fancied a sarnie

probably.

[Loukas]

the fact of the matter is that you are the weakest link. :xyxwave:

[LukeB]

Mergim teas

didn't he have sex with Elle?

[Will.]

Me and her had a date

How lovely.

[Babayaro.]

Poor Scott

[Loukas]

Selina for CBB17 <3

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[Jamie89]

Selina for CBB17 <3

She's cementing it

[LukeB]

How lovely.

yeah it was.

[Jason.]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/y3PWaHz.gif

:idc:

[Will.]

yeah it was.

Did Karen enjoy her Bacon sarnie?

[LukeB]

Did Karen enjoy her Bacon sarnie?

she had a sausage sarnie actually but yes she loved it

[Jason.]

**** off Gary

[Calderyon]

I think Selina is gone.

[Loukas]

she doesn't deserve anymore attention. She clearly just wants 'celeb status'

[Jason.]

ikr </3

but she's brilliant

[Will.]

she had a sausage sarnie actually but yes she loved it

how nice.

[Jason.]

she doesn't deserve anymore attention. She clearly just wants 'celeb status'

Don't they all

[LukeB]

how nice.

:creep:

[Jason.]

Gary to be sacked for last week?

[Jordan.]

Char safe <3

[LukeB]

Charleine waited this time :hehe:

[Loukas]

Right choice by joseph YET again :clap1:

[LukeB]

Right choice by joseph YET again :clap1:

underrated Joseph :love:

[Jamie89]

Charleine waited this time :hehe:

:laugh2:

[Jason.]

</3 Selina

[Jason.]

underrated Joseph :love:

no

[Calderyon]

Might be a Selina and Gary double firing.

[Jason.]

Might be a Selina and Gary double firing.

I think so too

[Jamie89]

He could get rid of any or all of these, i can't call it

[LukeB]

no

Yes. it;s all Selina/Charleine

[Jason.]

Selina ffs. :joker:

[LukeB]

He's 26 :o

[Jason.]

Yes. it;s all Selina/Charleine

That doesn't make him underrated just because two other candidates are getting more airtime than him.

[LukeB]

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shave

[LukeB]

That doesn't make him underrated just because two other candidates are getting more airtime than him.

did i say airtime? Joseph gets airtime

[Jamie89]

He's 26 :o

Prime of life tbh

[Jason.]

did i say airtime?

It's all Selina/Charleine?

They've had all the airtime this episode

[Jason.]

Bye Selina </3

[Jason.]

sack Gary please

[LukeB]

It's all Selina/Charleine?

They've had all the airtime this episode

i'm talking about appreciation not air time. Joseph gets airtime as well.

[Lostie!]

she had a sausage sarnie actually but yes she loved it

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[Jason.]

i'm talking about appreciation not air time. Joseph gets airtime as well.

tbh Ruth gets more appreciation than both of the ones you've named.

[Loukas]

Don't they all

Selina over the whole process has done so many attention seeking things.

- She didn't want to appear on 'you're fired' for stupid reasons (attention seeking)
- She's gone to tabloids and spoken about her life on a couple of occasions
- She tweeted: "OK I'm prepared to do a tell-all interview to any papers about the dreadful producers and what happens. Get in touch ASAP! #screwyouguys."

what other candidate has done other foolishness like that?

[Jason.]

</3

[LukeB]

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:smug:

[Lostie!]

shave

I pasted the wrong pic. :joker:

And it was there for like 2 seconds. :suspect:

[Loukas]

byeeeeeeeeee :xyxwave:

[Jay28jay2]

Well atleast we have someone on your fired anyway

[Natalie.]

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:joker:

[Jamie89]

Selina looked like she bowed when she got up haha!

[Jason.]

Selina for CBB17 please

please

[Jordan.]

</3 at Selina but Joseph staying :love:

[reece(:]

Selina for CBB!

[LukeB]

Gary should have went but happy Joseph stayed :flutter:

[Jason.]

Selina speaking truth <3

[reece(:]

When will dull Gary **** off?

[Jason.]

When will dull Gary **** off?

He should've been fired last week instead of David.

[Jamie89]

I wonder what your fired will say about selina, or just brush off all the tabloid stuff

[Jason.]

Next weeks task looks good.

[Calderyon]

Bye. Should have happened sooner, but all is good.

[reece(:]

He should've been fired last week instead of David.
Agreed!

[LukeB]

so... selina won't be on you're fired.

[Babayaro.]

King Gary lives another day!

[Jason.]

So two of my faves Scott and Selina have left. Now there's Charleine and Vana who I like. I'm rooting for Vana now.

[Jamie89]

I have a terrible feeling Joseph will win

[Jason.]

I have a terrible feeling Joseph will win

He will :rolleyes:

Mark > Joseph

[MB.]

Ah, the end-of-series-make-sum-food task... neither of them will be an Oh My Pow will it

[LukeB]

I have a terrible feeling Joseph will win

:clap1:

[Jason.]

Ah, the end-of-series-make-sum-food task... neither of them will be an Oh My Pow will it

Gives me TA10 Premium Pudding teas

[Pete.]

An iconic episode with iconic boots :clap1:

Charleine the new Ruth Badger?

[Jason.]

I'm watching You're Fired now. Cba with IAC

[Jamie89]

I like Jack Dee usually but I just don't feel like he fits this role, seems a bit off

[Pete.]

Selina really ramped up her evilness this week (I'm perching her producer expose though)

[LukeB]

Charleine's team need to win next week to get through to the interview stages..

idc for Brett/Vana

[MB.]

Gives me TA10 Premium Pudding teas

I don't remember anything about that episode except Mark coughing up a lung and someone using too much saffron or something idk?

[Jamie89]

An iconic episode with iconic boots :clap1:

Charleine the new Ruth Badger?

OMG I had Badger teas too :flutter:

[Jason.]

Evil Selina <33

Want her on CBB. Make it happen C5.

[MB.]

Guys at least one of Gary and Brett will make the interviews how depressing

[Loukas]

My ranks of the remaining candidates -

1 - Vana & Joseph
3 - Richard
4 - Brett
5 - Charleine
6 - Gary

[Jason.]

I don't remember anything about that episode except Mark coughing up a lung and someone using too much saffron or something idk?

That's all that happened. Good episode though

[EspeonBB]

Selina </333

I'm perched for her to drag the producers tonight tho. And I'm obviously looking forward to her alliance with Lady C on CBB17

[Jason.]

My ranks of the remaining candidates -

1 - Vana & Joseph
3 - Richard
4 - Brett
5 - Charleine
6 - Gary

Swap Joseph with Charleine and I'd agree

[LukeB]

My ranks of the remaining candidates -

1 - Vana & Joseph
3 - Richard
4 - Brett
5 - Charleine
6 - Gary

mines more like

1.Joseph(as been all season)
2.Charleine
3.Richard
4.Vana
5.Brett
6.Gary

[Jason.]

Selina </333

I'm perched for her to drag the producers tonight tho. And I'm obviously looking forward to her alliance with Lady C on CBB17

:flutter:

[Jason.]

Joseph's awful tbh. The fact anyone likes him makes him overrated imo. Smug bastard.

[reece(:]

1. Charleine
2. Vana
3. Joseph
4. Richard
5. Brett
6. Gary

[Jamie89]

Vana

Charleine

Brett
Gary
Joseph
Richard

It's actually a pretty unimpressive set of candidates left this year for me

[Jason.]

1. Vana
2. Charleine
3. Richard
4. Brett
5. Joseph
6. Gary

[MB.]

1. Vana
2. Charleine
3. Richard
4. Brett
5. Joseph
6. Gary

.

[Jason.]

It's actually a pretty unimpressive set of candidates left this year for me

Agreed. This time last year we had Bianca, Roisin, Daniel, Solomon, as well as Katie (to some extent) still in the process.

[MB.]

Agreed. This time last year we had Bianca, Roisin, Daniel, Solomon, as well as Katie (to some extent) still in the process.

Yeah but two of those were horrible and Katie was pretty bland most of the time so not really

[LukeB]

watch TA9 Jason

[Daniel-X]

Thrilled Selina and Scott went couldn't stand either of them. One step closer to a Charleine and Vana as F2

[MB.]

I'd completely forgotten about "mon chien est mort, ma mere est mort, mon pere est mort" <3

[Jason.]

Yeah but two of those were horrible and Katie was pretty bland most of the time so not really

Still better than Brett, Joseph, and Gary though. Roisin and Bianca still being in by that point makes it superior to this years remaining candidates.

[Jason.]

watch TA9 Jason

Later

[LukeB]

Later

sure

[Jamie89]

Selina exposing TA on twitter?:

"Ha! This client was so staged... She was asking us to check Google!"

[reece(:]

Agreed. This time last year we had Bianca, Roisin, Daniel, Solomon, as well as Katie (to some extent) still in the process.
Mark and Daniel feud had drams, Bianca and Roisin were feisty and Solomon was good.

Better than the ones left this year.

[LemonJam]

I'm going to miss Scotts face </3

[Jason.]

sure

:suspect:

Why does it matter to you when I watch it. We're not even watching it together.

[LukeB]

:suspect:

Why does it matter to you when I watch it. We're not even watching it together.

I didn't say anything :unsure:

[Jamie89]

wRG3THutKjI

[Jason.]

I didn't say anything :unsure:

You told me to watch TA9 and then I said later and you replied sure. :suspect:

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[Jason.]

Mark and Daniel feud had drams, Bianca and Roisin were feisty and Solomon was good.

Better than the ones left this year.

tbh.

[LukeB]

You told me to watch TA9 and then I said later and you replied sure. :suspect:

whatisthetruth.gif

yeah i told you to watch TA9 and you said later and i said sure.. i don't know what made you think i had a problem with it.

[Jason.]

yeah i told you to watch TA9 and you said later and i said sure.. i don't know what made you think i had a problem with it.

Yes, because "sure" wasn't a sarcastic reply whatsoever. Anyway, moving on.

[EspeonBB]

Mark and Daniel feud had drams, Bianca and Roisin were feisty and Solomon was good.

Better than the ones left this year.

Yah even tho I hated Mark and didn't care that much for Daniel.

The only good contestants left now are Charleine and Vana

[MB.]

sure

[LukeB]

Yes, because "sure" wasn't a sarcastic reply whatsoever. Anyway, moving on.

It actually wasn't. like you should have asked rather than making out i have a problem with it tbh :laugh:

[Jason.]

Charleine crying in next episode? </3

[Ross.]

Just caught up, great episode and I'm living for Charliene proving the doubters wrong with her amazing selling :clap1: :clap1:

I hate Joseph again though lmao get rid now ok

[Samuel.]

Can't see anyone but Joseph winning tbh, he's a class above everybody else. Consistently been very good throughout and actually seems like a nice guy which is a bonus. Massive turn around from being my least favourite in the first episode.

[LukeB]

Can't see anyone but Joseph winning tbh, he's a class above everybody else. Consistently been very good throughout and actually seems like a nice guy which is a bonus. Massive turn around from being my least favourite in the first episode.

:worship:

[Vanessa]

Selina was getting on my nerves. Than god she left :nono:

[Jason.]

Selina was getting on my nerves. Than god she left :nono:

Selina caring https://ctrlv.cz/shots/2015/12/03/04bI.png

[Crimson Dynamo]

that mark flounce tho

[DemolitionRed]

Best series so far imo.

[bots]

I think they are all awful, I wouldn't partner with any of them

[reece(:]

Lmao Scott's clapback

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[reece(:]

oop

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[TomC]

oop

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Serious lies detected on Selina's part.

[MB.]

Check your bloody notifications Charleine

[reece(:]

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[TomC]

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Omg :laugh: I have never seen a series with so much out-of-show drama

And Scott's scathing tweet to LS is messy.

[Samuel.]

Scott seemed really down to earth and nice up until that last episode...

[TomC]

Scott seemed really down to earth and nice up until that last episode...

He was a nasty nut-job on the Discount Stores task.