CBB5 Lymerick Game

[Sasha]

They keep playing this game on CBB its the lymerick game

So shall we play? In MY version we can use CBB housemates AND TIBB members.

Ok, Heres Mine

There was a mod called RedMoon,
Who always came 2 soon :wink:
Then he met me and i made him strong
And now he can last very long!

:puzzled::spin::spin2::laugh2:

[Siouxsie]

My name is supersue
I stick to tibb like glue
General chat is where im at
I was once known as scooby do

[Sasha]

:hello:

[The_Hitman]

There once was a poster called the Hitman
Who tried to write a limerick
But the words wouldnt come
And when he was done
Hardly any of the lines rhymed.

[Diablo]

I cant do one.. I cant think of anything that rhymes with Diablo.. lol

[Siouxsie]

:thumbs:

[Sasha]

Ill do one

There was once a guy called hitman
Who was a huge TIBB fan
He says whats on his mind,
Finds it hard to be kind
But atleast he doesnt live in KooKoo land

:rolleyes:

[Siouxsie]

there was a girl named diablo
who hired a limo
she hired a dress for her wedding day
and looked fablo

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Diablo
I cant do one.. I cant think of anything that rhymes with Diablo.. lol

There was once a person called Diablo
Who was a huge fan of Cleo
Diablo joined her fan club
Showed her loads of lub (:conf2:)
and will be really sad when she is evicted to go!

[Diablo]

LOL.. better than anything I could come up with.. :thumbs:

[Diablo]

Originally posted by Supersue
there was a girl named diablo
who hired a limo
she hired a dress for her wedding day
and looked fablo


LOL sue.. :hugesmile:

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Shipa-2-Win
Ill do one

There was once a guy called hitman
Who was a huge TIBB fan
He says whats on his mind,
Finds it hard to be kind
But atleast he doesnt live in KooKoo land

:rolleyes:

Alright then.

There was a girl called Shilpa-2-win
And for the Hitman she had it in
Always givin it large
Reckonin shes in charge
But then being a **** has never been a sin.

[Siouxsie]

BB rocks
loves wearing socks

[Sasha]

whats the ****? :conf2:

[Diablo]

There once was a housemate called Jade
who soon became a figure of hate
she bullied and yelled
and down her career fell
and now she'll remain in the shade

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Shipa-2-Win
whats the ****? :conf2:

Begins with C.

[Arneldo]

There was a woman from Bollywood
Jade Goody was not her best bud
Some stuff were said
Shilpa cried in her bed
Then Jade was made to fled.

Lol - At tried my best.

[Sasha]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by Shipa-2-Win
whats the ****? :conf2:

Begins with C.

But queen starts with Q? :puzzled: :tongue:

[Diablo]

There once was a housemate called Jack
who bitched behind shilpas back
he will soon join Jade and then he will fade
after he has taken some flak..

lol.. this is hard..

[Siouxsie]

omg diablo your doing just great

[Arneldo]

Originally posted by Diablo
There once was a housemate called Jack
who bitched behind shilpas back
he will soon join Jade and then he will fade
after he has taken some flak..

lol.. this is hard..

That is a good one :thumbs:

[stacey]

there was a hm called jo
she didnt break a toe
she was in s club
and went to the pub
shes friends with lala and po

HAHA :whistle:

[Diablo]

There once was a housemate called Leo
who was joined in the house by Cleo
he got in a rant over his pants
and the people who left became a trio

[stacey]

lol diablos yours is well good :dance2:

[Sasha]

There was once a guy called Jermaine
Who was the only one who remained sane
This is odd as he is the brother of Jacko
Who everyone knows is a wacko
Maybe its cos he dont have his fame

[Siouxsie]

There was an old man called ken
who snored now and then
The housemates got mad
Ken was sad
and never slept there again

[Diablo]

Originally posted by Shipa-2-Win
There was once a guy called Jermaine
Who was the only one who remained sane
This is odd as he is the brother of Jacko
Who everyone knows is a wacko
Maybe its cos he dont have his fame


thats a good one! :hugesmile:

[Diablo]

good for you sue.. I couldn't think of a ken one.. lol

[Siouxsie]

There was a young punk named tourette
who entered the house for a bet
He climbed over the wall
tried hard not to fall
and his big brother history was set

[Siouxsie]

A young girl called shilpa shetty
spent most of her time in the netty
I dont know why
I tell a lie
I suppose she is rather pretty

[The_Hitman]

There was a girl called Danielle
Who people dont know very well
But I will still laugh
At that psychopath
When I see her burning in hell. :devil:

[lily.]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
There once was a poster called the Hitman
Who tried to write a limerick
But the words wouldnt come
And when he was done
Hardly any of the lines rhymed.

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

Quality! :thumbs:

[Diablo]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
There was a girl called Danielle
Who people dont know very well
But I will still laugh
At that psychopath
When I see her burning in hell. :devil:


lol.. i like that one..

[tinkerbell]

there was a man from china he had a big vagina!! lol!!

sorry:bigsmile:

[Diablo]

LMAO,,, a man?? :laugh2:

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by tinkerbell
there was a man from china he had a big vagina!! lol!!

sorry:bigsmile:

My favourite. :thumbs:

[Siouxsie]

:laugh2::laugh2: so f-nny but rather rude

[lily.]

There wiz a wee man fae Carlisle..
Who swallowed a bucket o ile (Oil)
The ile reversed
And blew up his erse
That funny wee man fae carlisle..


*A bit too scottish maybe?*

[Arneldo]

The once was a housemate called Jack
He got Jade Goody in the sack
He wanted her to give him relief
Jade just wanted to sleep
So Jack came all over her back

:dance2:

[Diablo]

LMAO!!!!! :laugh2:

[lily.]

LMMFAO Aaron... :pat:

[Diablo]

Originally posted by Stropz
There wiz a wee man fae Carlisle..
Who swallowed a bucket o ile (Oil)
The ile reversed
And blew up his erse
That funny wee man fae carlisle..


*A bit too scottish maybe?*


ah ken wit ye mean.. LMAO

[Sasha]

Originally posted by bb4eva
The once was a housemate called Jack
He got Jade Goody in the sack
He wanted her to give him relief
Jade just wanted to sleep
So Jack came all over her back

:dance2:

LMFAO :laugh:

[lily.]

There once was a housemate called Jack
A personality he did lack
His woman called Jade
Bad decisions she made
Cuz she talks out of her ar5e crack!

[lily.]

Originally posted by Diablo
Originally posted by Stropz
There wiz a wee man fae Carlisle..
Who swallowed a bucket o ile (Oil)
The ile reversed
And blew up his erse
That funny wee man fae carlisle..


*A bit too scottish maybe?*


ah ken wit ye mean.. LMAO

You, Davie, and James and that's about it probably! lol

[Siouxsie]

That lass called joe
with a face like a poe
smoking a fag
shes in need of a sh*g
it will have to be a no

[Arneldo]

Not rally CBB, but BB related.

There was a housemates called Nikki
With men she was rather picky
But in Pete she did meet
And man with big feet
Until he lost his fame rather quickly.

[Siouxsie]

it can be a forum member as well by the way

[Sasha]

There was once a guy called dirk
With Shilpa he likes to flirt
He said if he would if he was 10yrs younger
Be real dirk you have to be atleast 30 yrs younger
But at least we can giggle whilst u come across like a burk

[Siouxsie]

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: thisis the best thread ever well done mate:hello:

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Supersue
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: thisis the best thread ever well done mate:hello:

**takes a bow**

Fankoooooooooooooo :dance2:

[Diablo]

There once was a girled called Sue
Who always had nothing to do
she came on to TiBB and got lots of stick
but she just told the people "screw you"

LOL sue.. I thought of this for you..

[Siouxsie]

welcommmmmmme:tongue::tongue:

[Sasha]

There was once a girl called Daneille
Who lied like hell
She dates a granpa
Who needs viagra
When will Teddy dump her only time can tell!

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Diablo
There once was a girled called Sue
Who always had nothing to do
she came on to TiBB and got lots of stick
but she just told the people "screw you"

LOL sue.. I thought of this for you..

LMFAO.

[gemmalou]

There once was a housemate called leo
who had wacky hair like cleo
he had a rant
over some pants
so got on a plane to Rio

I couldn't think of any thing alse for the last line lol

[Siouxsie]

Originally posted by Diablo
There once was a girled called Sue
Who always had nothing to do
she came on to TiBB and got lots of stick
but she just told the people "screw you"

LOL sue.. I thought of this for you..

lmfao diablo :hugesmile::hugesmile:
thatts well very true

[Diablo]

There once was a guy called Mark
who wasn't afraid of the dark ???????
he came on TiBB and had to disagree
but his bite isn't as bad as his Bark

LMAO :whistle:

I tried for you Mark. LOL :laugh2:

[The_Hitman]

There once was a TIBB thread
What went on about limericks
They were all really s**t

[Arneldo]

Again - Not CBB.

There was a tramp called Lea,
Who know works in Ikea,
She sucked off a carrott,
Treated Pete like her parrot,
And know he never wants to see her.

[lily.]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
There once was a TIBB thread
What went on about limericks
They were all really s**t

There once was a guy called Hitman
Who talked a lot of sense
His limericks didn't rhyme
And neither do mine
So we don't give a fcuk anyway!

Boom Boom! :thumbs:

[Diablo]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
There once was a TIBB thread
What went on about limericks
They were all really s**t


yours seem to be the worst.. if you dont like them why keep coming back to the lymeric thread?

[Sasha]

There was once a member called Sunny
Who always posted something Funny
I think he works for the FBI
Or is some sort of Spy
As he always finds Dodgy!

[Siouxsie]

There was a lad called mark
who was always up for a lark
He argued a lot
but never forgot


???? cant think og the last line:rolleyes:

[The_Hitman]

There once was a TIBB limerick thread
Where nobody could spell the word limerick properly

[Siouxsie]

offsake we are having fun

[Sasha]

There was once a guy called hitman
who was secretly a "shilpa2win" fan
He played hard to get
acted all bent
Why not just ask her out and be a man

:wink:

[Siouxsie]

There was a mod called James
who put lots of members to shame
he banned and he banned
so he could get in the hall of fame

[Arneldo]

There was housemate called Ant
Who in the pool made Makosi pant
Craig got jelous
Cause he fancied fella's
And he usally went off in a rant.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Shipa-2-Win
There was once a guy called hitman
who was secretly a "shilpa2win" fan
He played hard to get
acted all bent
Why not just ask her out and be a man

:wink:

If the Hitman wants poontang tonight
Then baby dont put up a fight
Ill warn ya Shilpa-2-win
When Im slippin it in
Its big, so the fit might be tight. :shocked:

[Sasha]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by Shipa-2-Win
There was once a guy called hitman
who was secretly a "shilpa2win" fan
He played hard to get
acted all bent
Why not just ask her out and be a man

:wink:

If the Hitman wants poontang tonight
Then baby dont put up a fight
Ill warn you Shilpa-2-win
When Im slippin it in
Its big, so the fit might be tight. :thumbs:

:tongue: Bring it on baby......

[J.C.]

He comes from the North
with debate to bring forth
He`l go till the end when the sh*t hits the fan
But he`l not waver coz he`s the Hitman.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by J.C.
He comes from the North
with debate to bring forth
He`l go till the end when the sh*t hits the fan
But he`l not waver coz he`s the Hitman.

:flower: How do you know im from the north? :conf2:

[J.C.]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
Originally posted by J.C.
He comes from the North
with debate to bring forth
He`l go till the end when the sh*t hits the fan
But he`l not waver coz he`s the Hitman.

:flower: How do you know Im from the north? :conf2:

I do read your posts you know!! Infact I enjoy reading them.
What was it? from memory;
`Oi buster I`m from the North`Can`t remember to which member but it was just part of your one of your posts:spin2:.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by J.C.

I do read your posts you know!! Infact I enjoy reading them.
What was it? from memory;
`Oi buster I`m from the North`Can`t remember to which member but it was just part of your one of your posts:spin2:.

Hah. Ill let you off then.:thumbs:

[sarahtheangel]

these are so wicked rofl

[Sophii3x]

There once was a housemate called Jack
Who bitched behind Shilpa's back
He goes out with Jade
Who right now need his aid
Soon he'll be ready to pack

:tongue:

[Sophii3x]

Not BB relate>> But for Chlaura (Chris and Laura)

There once was a couple called Chlaura
Ever since they met on TiBB they adored eachother
They are both addicted to Prestelle
They will not go to hell
They're fave butter is Flora

:laugh2:

[Sasha]

There was once a guy called Teddy
With Danielle he was going steady
She dreamt about him getting her humped
Little did she know shes been dumped
And has moved her stuff out already!

[Dan_]

There was once a girl called Danielle
She sided with the bully from hell
She bitched on the bed
Now she's been dumped by Ted
And now she's down to one brain cell

[Sasha]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
There was once a girl called Danielle
She sided with the bully from hell
She bitched on the bed
Now she's been dumped by Ted
And now she's down to one brain cell

LMAO

[Psylocke]

Celeb big brother is a load of crap
i cant wait until it wraps
but hopefully when its over
shilpa will be holding the 4 leaf clover

[Sasha]

There was once a girl called cleo
Who dirk thought was a zero
He hid from her
He was geniuely scared of her
And now she gets her claws out..... meowwwwwww

[andybigbro]

i tried and tried and tried and i just cannot think lol :sad:

[Sam]

Not meaning to sound mean, but heres a special one i wrote for the lovely Mellissa who ruins my banner competitions :

There was a young girl called Melissa,
She returns as she thinks we will miss her,
She wont go away,
She ruins my day,
And I just want to slap her and diss her !

Kidding Mellissa, i love ya really! :tongue: ...Hmmm

[Diablo]

Dirk done his own limerick in the make BB laugh task..

[Psylocke]

There once was a game of Lymerick
which to me a load of old dick
but dumbasses would play
in the gay thread all day
oh well i cant think of a ending

[Diablo]

your here too so does that make you a dumbass? :joker:

[Sophii3x]

There once was a man called Dirk
Who last night went a bit beserk
He is pissed off with Cleo
Got irrated by Leo
I hope him and Shilpa will work

:spin:

[Psylocke]

LOL

I like to have laughs with Bannanas
they kill me like a school of pirhannas
Shilpa did say
in the diary room one day
laugh coz im starving my ass off

[andybigbro]

Thye are all wicked lol