Troy's Top 20 of 2015 (FINISHED - Page 19)

[Firewire]

I think what's really boring is Raph still trying to shoehorn Ashleigh Coyle into every thread when it's almost 2016.

This, too.

[Ross.]

get festive

[Firewire]

no one is making a big deal out of it and everyone is giving their own opinion on things but you only moan at Raph over it? hmmm

Raph can speak for himself, Luke :)

[Raph]

Erm well if this was my thread I wouldn't be happy with anyone scrutinising my opinions as if they're not good enough. I just think it's really boring and is actually ruining this thread for me. I don't agree with all of Troy's opinions, I loved Kelley Wentworth, for example, but I'm not making a deal of it.

If you want I can revert you to a large sample of threads I have started where troy has done nothing but scrutinize my opinions. If you can't take it, don't dish it out, eh?

Most of the threads I create must be ruined for you too then, given troy's participation in them, would be great if you could speak up next time then :)

[Raph]

Raph can speak for himself, Luke :)

Troy can speak for himself, Jonathan :)

[LukeB]

Raph can speak for himself, Luke :)

obviously.. just pointing out you only criticising Raph and not saying anything about others :)

[Raph]

no one is making a big deal out of it and everyone is giving their own opinion on things but you only moan at Raph over it? hmmm

Thanks buddy :hug:

[Firewire]

Troy can speak for himself, Jonathan :)

oh

[Raph]

obviously.. just pointing out you only criticising Raph and not saying anything about others :)

Which is why I told him if stuff like that bothers him, he can kindly help me out in every thread i've created over the past two years where troy has belittled my opinions! :)

[MB.]

I never actually liked Ashleigh and was in fact just doing it to troll Raph

[MB.]

:)

[MB.]

On the plus side, 11 pages before you've even begun the ranking = promo

[Raph]

I never actually liked Ashleigh and was in fact just doing it to troll Raph

I think it's that you're just a very sarcastic poster, and it's hard to understand sarcasm on the internet sometimes :laugh: That's the beauty of a show like Big Brother though, the whole reason it's successful is because people respond to different people differently! Which is why I have no issue at all that you support Ashleigh, and it's always interesting to hear why people support people whom I don't, makes for good discussion.

[Black Dagger]

For 2016 I'd like this Raph/Luke B vs Macie feud to end. Yawn yawn.

[Headie]

Thanks buddy :hug:

Bye can y'all go make love elsewhere I wanna see who Troy has ranked #20 http://i.imgur.com/BAdA1aO.gif

[Firewire]

For 2016 I'd like this Raph/Luke B vs Macie feud to end. Yawn yawn.

Also this.

[Headie]

For 2016 I'd like this Raph/Luke B vs Macie feud to end. Yawn yawn.

[2]

http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/nickizat.gif

[Raph]

Bye can y'all go make love elsewhere I wanna see who Troy has ranked #20 http://i.imgur.com/BAdA1aO.gif

No need to be rude Hayden, I was just responding to Jonathan's comment singling me out for no apparent reason.

I'm never rude to you on here, so please don't be rude to me.

[LukeB]

For 2016 I'd like this Raph/Luke B vs Macie feud to end. Yawn yawn.

it actually isn't a macie feud this time,I just don't like members singling out a member over something when others are giving their own opinions the same way :laugh: it's mean

[Lostie!]

Bye can y'all go make love elsewhere I wanna see who Troy has ranked #20 http://i.imgur.com/BAdA1aO.gif

:unsure:

[Headie]

I never actually liked Ashleigh and was in fact just doing it to troll Raph

Not that cheeky lil change of avi to Ashleigh http://i.imgur.com/FZT78p2.gif

[Headie]

No need to be rude Hayden, I was just responding to Jonathan's comment singling me out for no apparent reason.

I'm never rude to you on here, so please don't be rude to me.

Welp I was joking :umm2:

[Raph]

[2]

http://exhalecdn.breatheheavy.com/public/style_emoticons/default/nickizat.gif

Then please don't contribute to it! You stopped for a while and that was really really nice, please don't start again man!

[Ross.]

I really really really really really really like you

[EspeonBB]

When is #20 coming?
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1311850288/Sister_Patterson7.jpg

[Raph]

Welp I was joking :umm2:

Fair fair, it's just hard with the past of this to interpret it that way. But I can respect that, sorry.

[Raph]

I really really really really really really like you

Back at you Ross :love:

[Black Dagger]

it actually isn't a macie feud this time,I just don't like members singling out a member over something when others are giving their own opinions the same way :laugh: it's mean

It just seems whenever Macie is in a thread you both are as well and just end up arguing and its a chore to read now. :laugh:

I like all 3 of you as well. Just putting it out there!

[Headie]

When is #20 coming?
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1311850288/Sister_Patterson7.jpg

When the arguing stops which at this rate could be never
http://i.imgur.com/zQfDEfx.gif

[Raph]

it actually isn't a macie feud this time,I just don't like members singling out a member over something when others are giving their own opinions the same way :laugh: it's mean

Yeah this, thanks man it's because of things like this that you won Most Loved! A genuinely lovely person :)

[MB.]

I know who #20 is

#abusedbysimongross

[Black Dagger]

Robbed Gross

[LukeB]

It just seems whenever Macie is in a thread you both are as well and just end up arguing and its a chore to read now. :laugh:

I like all 3 of you as well. Just putting it out there!

to be honest, none of this would have started if Jonathan wasn't singling a member out :laugh: it was all going fine until that

[Firewire]

Love causing drama, me!

[MB.]

Guys it's as if you don't even want Troy to get out of bed and onto the computer

[Raph]

Love causing drama, me!

clearly

[Headie]

to be honest, none of this would have started if Jonathan wasn't singling a member out :laugh: it was all going fine until that

But you're kinda being hypocritical with this post by singling Jonathan out as the main member causing drama :shrug:

I cba getting involved tbh it never ends well so y'all can beef it out if that's what y'all wanna do

[EspeonBB]

http://i.imgflip.com/205kr.gif

[Braden]

I'm going to guess that #20 will be Shirin's Worlds Apart incarnation.

I doubt Eileen or Jackie have made the top 20.

[Lostie!]

Is it safe yet?

http://i.giflike.com/2jNyLSz.gif

[Ross.]

A teaser for Troy's #1 has just aired on Channel 5

https://45.media.tumblr.com/3963ebe9257609e9f117c4d8c20f68a7/tumblr_mog617miqv1qz85zio3_250.gif

[LukeB]

But you're kinda being hypocritical with this post by singling Jonathan out as the main member causing drama :shrug:

I cba getting involved tbh it never ends well so y'all can beef it out if that's what y'all wanna do

my comment was based on Jonathan's comment which started all of this.

[Headie]

I'm going to guess that #20 will be Shirin's Worlds Apart incarnation.

I doubt Eileen or Jackie have made the top 20.

I still don't understand how some casuals hated Shirin </333

[MB.]

Well how about Raph starts his own 2k15 ranking and both he and Troy can share their opinions without one or the other's thread turning into a slanging match based on their disagreements and then everyone can live in peace and bask in our mutual appreciation of Jackie Travers

[LukeB]

Well how about Raph starts his own 2k15 ranking and both he and Troy can share their opinions without one or the other's thread turning into a slanging match based on their disagreements and then everyone can live in peace and bask in our mutual appreciation of Jackie Travers

sure everyone was sharing their own opinions just as much..

[Braden]

I still don't understand how some casuals hated Shirin </333

Me neither :(

[Firewire]

sure everyone was sharing their own opinions just as much..

Then everyone else can **** off as well

[Babayaro.]

Custard

[EspeonBB]

I still don't understand how some casuals hated Shirin </333

Casuals also thought Spencer should have won the last season and that Jeremy only won because he played the sympathy card. They can't be trusted :(

[Ross.]

All of you shut the **** up http://i.imgur.com/ozkgwgBs.jpg

[MB.]

****ing casuals

[Lostie!]

Is it just me or did Ross get more annoying after ML?

[Firewire]

Is it just me or did Ross get more annoying after ML?

Yes he ignores me now because he charted higher. Very rude tbh.

[Ross.]

Is it just me or did Ross get more annoying after ML?

It's just you

[reece(:]

I've had to scroll through all these pages of **** to see no #20 http://i.imgur.com/zQfDEfx.gif

[Jason.]

Not me missing the harrowing drama 4 pages back.

[Jason.]

Is it just me or did Ross get more annoying after ML?

IA, he's a vile bully who's gotten way too big for his boots. (in other words he charted considerably higher than me (stealing my #1 newcomer debut) and I'm jealous of him because of this)

[Macie Lightfoot]

20 ~ Shirin Oskooi
Survivor: Worlds Apart (8th Place)
Survivor: Cambodia - Second Chance (19th Place)
http://33.media.tumblr.com/63eb5361e06c901a7dc08b3cc044d6c5/tumblr_nn9rolHsUf1u4mldxo1_400.gif

Shirin was *EVERYTHING* in Worlds Apart. She annoyed everyone around her with her stories about monkey sex, she made ears bleed with her renditions of the Star Spangled Banner and the Survivor theme song, and she was more or less an obnoxious motormouth whom everyone HATED. It's easy to forget since she made it through 11 episodes, but she was the alternate boot just about every time she went to Tribal Council :joker:

Once the tribes merged (a point in the game which Shirin, like, barely reached), she randomly tagged along with Hali, Jenn, and Joe even though they really didn't care about her and just hung on for dear life as her alliance got picked off one by one. Shirin hugging Jenn and saying "AT LEAST YOU STILL HAVE ME :D :D :D" after Joe was voted out all while Jenn looks legitimately terrified for her life is probably my favorite moment of Worlds Apart that nobody talks about. Again, for whatever reason, as much as everyone hated Shirin they still didn't vote her out <3

It wouldn't be a Shirin write up without explaining the context with the gif above, so if you're not familiar with Survivor here's what happened: Dishonorable Mention Will won some food at the Survivor Auction and some people (Shirin included) suspected that there was more food that he didn't share. Will then *FLIPPED OUT* and yelled at Shirin that she's Miss Greedy Ass and all she does is eat and talk **** and how nobody even likes her and nobody home in the United States is missing her and they all have loved ones that love them and care for them and she has nothing and she has no family, and God don't ugly so he's gonna expose ugly http://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/sick.gifhttp://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/sick.gifhttp://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/sick.gif not to mention that everyone just sat around and watched it and let it all happen. It's okay though, Shirin got her revenge because Will asked to sit out of the next Immunity Challenge in order to get his letter from home and Shirin objected to it as pictured above <3333 and Shirin got the last laugh because America loved her and hated Will and she used her Jury speech to call him a dead fish and then rejected his half-assed apology at the Reunion.

And America loved Shirin so much that they voted her into Cambodia! She was pretty great in the premiere too! She had Dishonorable Mention Vytas's number right from the start and knew he was a smarmy sociopath and helped get him booted first (and subsequently written out of canon <33333) However, things took a turn for the worse in the second episode. Everyone turned on Brazilian firecracker Abi-Maria and sat around camp laughing at her and ostracizing her all while she sat on the beach crying by herself and Shirin was a willing bystander http://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/eyes.gifhttp://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/eyes.gifhttp://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/eyes.gif it was Not A Good Look after she was in that exact same position on season earlier and Abi-Maria of course pointed that out <3 and then Shirin got booted that very episode in humiliating fashion because everyone hates obnoxious superfans. It was a pretty embarrassing showing, and dare I say a bit hypocritical too!

Post-show, Shirin is kinda insufferable and has become an Eliza Orlins/RC Saint-Amour-esque presence on Twitter, which isn't surprising in the slightest but is still not a good look at all. I don't really follow Twitter stuff that much so I can't really comment much on it, but I think she's just randomly throwing shade and picking fights with people and she's always in the wrong and it's Not A Good Look.

So yeah, if I was just looking at Worlds Apart, Shirin would be MUCH higher and possibly in my top 10 maybe? And I know some people like to rank different iterations of the same person but no that's not me. She's the same person so yes, of course I'm gonna factor in Cambodia and post-show stuff. It's not like the signs weren't there during Worlds Apart anyway. But even though everything after Worlds Apart has been not so good, her original stint was just that great that she still ends the year as my #20!

Clue for #19:
another Survivor contestant.

[MB.]

I for one am shocked

[MB.]

(I don't know as much about Shirin as I probably should as I haven't been as invested in recent Survivor seasons, but I'm sure that write-up sums her up well and I'm glad there's some - albeit likely brief - normality in this thread now)

[Headie]

Shirin :love: I agree her stint in Cambodia was nowhere near as amazing as Worlds Apart but I'd still do anything to have her surviving that second tribal over Spencer.

Idk who the next one is tbh, I'm guessing one of Abi/Keith/Kimmi/Kass

[reece(:]

predicting 19 to be Mike, Hali, or Woo (please not Fishbach)

[reece(:]

Shirin <333333

I loved her both times, just wished she stayed over Spencer in Cambodia :(

[Firewire]

Shirin :love:

[EspeonBB]

I would have Shirin higher than this but I can't fault your reasons. I enjoyed her story arc in Cambodia (one of the only ones in the season lol) and she should have stayed over Spencer.

Post-show she does kinda serve Eliza/RC but I find it funny :laugh:

[Headie]

predicting 19 to be Mike, Hali, or Woo (please not Fishbach)

I totally erased everyone from World Apart from my memory except Shirin :laugh: You're probably right

[reece(:]

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[Pete.]

Queen Shirin deserves higher http://i.imgur.com/zQfDEfx.gif

[Pete.]

It's obvious that the producers loved Shirin and would have put her in another series (which I think they're going to do with Carolyn) when she was ready for her second go, I think she went in too soon

[reece(:]

I wish Varner targeted Spencer out instead

[Headie]

It's obvious that the producers loved Shirin and would have put her in another series (which I think they're going to do with Carolyn) when she was ready for her second go, I think she went in too soon

Mama C, T-Bird, Queen Sabrina and Legend Shane need their Second Chances!

[Pete.]

Caz is underrated, I always forget her :laugh:

[Braden]

20 is a reasonable placement for Shirin considering she was ranked based on her full story arc.

She was obviously superior on Worlds Apart, but I still quite liked her on Cambodia. However, I do agree that she's turned sour post-show, and it's put me off her a little bit as a person. But I still respect her a lot, especially with how she handled Will's tirade against her. I don't think I've seen someone (I probably have but w/e) attempt to emotionally torture another person as much as Will did to Shirin, it disgusted me. But I'm glad she was able to humiliate him in her final speech <3

I'm glad you touched on her moments with the No Collar alliance, because I found her involvement with them quite interesting. One minute they're exclaiming how annoying she is, and then soon enough she's aligned with them lmao. I suppose she had time to bond with them after Max was voted out, so it can be blamed on him.

and omg the "I still have you :D :D" moment was so hilarious. Shirin somehow made me like the No Collar trio a lot more, and I'm glad they remained loyal to her, even if they didn't have much choice not to :p

I was pleased when she made Cambodia, and her stint only underwhelmed me purely due to how short it was. Like you said, her first episode was great. Her boot episode was fine, I get why people call her a hypocrite because of the Abi situation. But really, we all know Abi is a drama queen. I never really had much sympathy for her in that scenario, and didn't expect Shirin to have to do anything about it.

The only thing that disappointed me was how she became a Spencer-lover, but that could've been sorted had she been kept over him :(

[Macie Lightfoot]

oooh and I just found it in gif form:

http://i.imgur.com/aT32UR0.gif

[Macie Lightfoot]

19 ~ Stephen Fishbach
Survivor: Cambodia - Second Chance (9th Place)
https://33.media.tumblr.com/d2504b8d3a01b7a6788d2a0b1fe76fdc/tumblr_nwzesn9lVF1u4mldxo2_400.gifhttps://survivorshade.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/fishbach-goofy-running-gif-2.gif

I know that this forum is largely allergic to hyper-strategic str8 white males and I GET IT, but Stephen is soooooooooooo much more than that and he was easily the biggest surprise of Cambodia let me explain.

Here's some background on Stephen for people who don't watch Survivor: His first season was in 2009 and he came in second place. Even though he lost the Final Tribal Council unanimously, he was one of the most respected players ever and was seen as a really good strategist and whatever else. I haven't seen his first season since it aired so my memory is definitely foggy, but a lot of boring people at Reddit LOVE Tocantins and think that it's a fantastic season and that JT/Stephen is one of the best F2s ever and it was such a hard choice. Since then, Stephen was heavily featured on Rob Has A Podcast (popular American reality TV podcast) and heightened his reputation as A Great Survivor Player.

So then he gets voted to be on Cambodia for his second chance and... lol Stephen is a DISASTER :love: he fails at all aspects of camp life like trying to chop coconuts or anything involving strength and/or skill, he's a DISASTER in Challenges as seen above (he's also known at scoring points for other tribes entirely on accident <3), and everyone is low-key tolerating him at best. Dishonorable Mention Andrew Savage has it out for Stephen because he's an overgrown high school head and Stephen's a nerdy-looking dork, but thankfully Stephen outlasted him.

It also became clear about halfway through the season that Stephen was soooo insecure and deranged and scarred from his first season. Tocantins was pretty much the season of str8 white male privilege, and winner JT was the Southern golden boy who everyone loved and wanted to give a million dollars to. Stephen failed to see this and lost unanimously in Final Tribal Council, and he was SO embarrassed by that. He blew his chance at $1,000,000 and the wound was still fresh.

Enter Dishonorable Mention Joe Anglim. Joe's generic golden boy who everyone LOVES even though he's really not that attractive or that funny or anything. He doesn't really have a personality of his own yet everyone tongue-bathed him with #Joega and "omg Joe invented the hammock he's so great" and **** like that. This CLEARLY triggered some PTSD for Stephen because hoooooooly cow he lost his mind. Stephen spent the whole second half of the game trying to convince everyone to take Joe out, and when nobody listened to him he went into weeping meltdowns that lasted for literal minutes like this:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUL5ZQPWwAAIbJ7.png

and I'm sorry but how can anyone act like Stephen's one of the worst people in Cambodia when he was moved to literal tears MULTIPLE TIMES because he hated a golden boy so much and wanted him dead (in the context of the game)??? That's everything you can ask for and then some.

Unfortunately, nobody ever listened to Stephen so he got really bad diarrhea (:joker:) and he tried to split the votes and ended up screwing himself over, so he got voted out one episode before Joe did :( It was a true Survivor tragedy.

I loooved Stephen this time around, but I didn't rank him any higher because he was one of the biggest offenders of the VOTING BLOCS bull**** that plagued Cambodia. He also did so many dramatic :o :o :o faces anything something big happened, and this season loved to jerk itself off to how revolutionary it was so Stephen was kinda the visual exclamation point to it all.

Clue for #18:
a Celebrity Big Brother HM

[Headie]

Sorry buy I just can't get aboard the Stephen hype train. I found him and Spencer similar in so many ways and I couldn't look past it.

My guess for 18 is either Katie P, Scoop or Farrah.

[Pete.]

Not Fishbach

[Braden]

Stephen :love: I hope it's not just me that finds him strangely attractive.

I love that Stephen is such a jittery wreck, and it adds to his likability which makes him a super endearing person. I'm yet to watch Tocantins so I can't comment on his appearance there, but in turn I wasn't too excited by him pre-Cambodia. But he was definitely the person I was most pleasantly surprised by. I was won over from the moment he was unable to chop up a piece of wood :joker: And his breakdown over wanting to get Joe out might just be my favourite part of the season. His Ponderosa video epitomises how goofy and loveable he is too, and I could watch it again and again :love:

Also, he contributed to another one of my favourite moments of the season:

https://49.media.tumblr.com/f886e2bd456e01640a948ebcbe014b0b/tumblr_nyet2tMuKM1uk37c2o1_400.gif https://49.media.tumblr.com/319d1dcdfecceac9215399e9c421b4f4/tumblr_nyet2tMuKM1uk37c2o3_400.gif

[EspeonBB]

I get the Stephen love because he had trainwreck qualities but he was mainly a more tolerable version of Spencer, especially with the "evolution of the game" bs ugh

[Macie Lightfoot]

I really don't see the Stephen/Spencer comparisons at all. On the surface they're both str8 white males concerned being seen as Gamers, but that's about all they have in common? Spencer's a boring robot incapable of the simplest human emotions, but Stephen's so hilariously human and was the only fleshed out character I'd say in the whole merge. He's obsessed and neurotic while Spencer is drab and monotone.

And thank you for the gifs Braden <3 another hilar moment I forgot to mention. I'm actually in the process of rewatching Cambodia because I'm a sadist for edgic purposes and got to episode 6 last night, and I truly can't state how much of an instant classic Stephen's Black Swan confessional was.

[Macie Lightfoot]

18 ~ Patsy Kensit
Celebrity Big Brother UK 15 (10th Place)
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/snap4.gif

"**** off, I'm meditating."

So there's definitely been some recent debate about whether or not miserable people are entertaining to watch, and the idea that if you're going on Big Brother, you BETTER be happy about it because so many people would die to go in there! I think it plays into this whole superfans/recruits nonsense but that's for another entry.

It's probably no surprise and no secret that I looooove miserable people. Jackie Stallone, Ulrika, and Leslie Jordan all resented their Big Brother experience to some degree and it made for great viewing. Patsy took things to a whole nother level. She hated her time in the house and was clearly practicing every bit of self-restraint to survive just one more day. And to all the naysayers going "but how dare she, it's her one opportunity to be on Big Brother!" I say "um she's sharing that opportunity with scum of the earth like Perez Hilton, Katie Hopkins, Ken Morley, Jeremy Jackson, Cami Li, etc. OF COURSE SHE'S MISERABLE!!!"

I'm pretty vocal about how much I hate CBB15, and the only way you were going to win my heart over in January was if you were a surrogate to all of my thoughts and feelings and emotions. Patsy definitely worked it, as nearly every night ended with some loud and redundant and typical C5 shouting match between Katie and Perez, and Patsy would just be all "I WANT TO LEAVE GET ME OUT OF HERE" and then retreat to her bed for the rest of the night :love:

I don't know, I just found the whole Patsy experience endearing. One of the only things I had to look forward to with each episode was Patsy sticking her fingers in her ears during yet another shouting match or being so taken aback by everything that she couldn't form a cohesive sentence, or really just the general trauma of her having to coexist with so many assholes. Like I said, CBB15 was a barren wasteland except for a few saving graces, and Patsy was one of them because she responded to situations exactly as I would :love: I'll end with this fantastic quote:

Perez: If you were watching this season you'd be riveted by it.
Patsy: No. No I wouldn't.

Clue for #17:
yet another Survivor

[Pete.]

#17 - Tasha

[Headie]

I suck at predicting who's coming up next so Imma just throw out a name and say Mike

[Headie]

And with regards to Patsy, I understand why people have her as their favourite but for me personally I didn't find her entertaining or memorable at all, she didn't make an impact on me tbh

[reece(:]

17 - Woo

outside possibilities: Mike or Hali :laugh:

[Braden]

Another jittery wreck :love:

I loved Patsy. I think my favourite moment of hers was when she initially refused to lead a group meditation session, and exclaimed that Big Brother was attempting to humiliate her :joker:

I can't remember who she was evicted against, but I doubt it was deserved.

[Firewire]

Patsy was amaze

[MB.]

http://i.imgur.com/6CLRwHH.png

[Ross.]

Patsy was amazing :joker:

[Calderyon]

I totally forgot Patsy on the Random Reality Ranking. And i made an appreciation thread for her.

Oh well...

[EspeonBB]

#17 Mike or Jeff Varner (I think Woo will be higher) :spin:

[Black Dagger]

Patsy was a ****ing goddess.

Imagine voting Cami Li over that.

[MB.]

I totally forgot Patsy on the Random Reality Ranking. And i made an appreciation thread for her.

Oh well...

(you can edit your votes if you like)

[reece(:]

Not jittering mess Pasty

[Macie Lightfoot]

17 ~ Mike Holloway
Survivor: Worlds Apart (1st Place)
http://45.media.tumblr.com/3bb876b540e1d18867f95bb2cd1789de/tumblr_nlgz15Xjby1u4mldxo2_400.gif

I don't think I really have that much to say about Mike? He's an adorable, enthusiastic, paranoid **** who was entirely harmless but annoyed almost everyone around him :love: he's lovably earnest and completely unaware of how much people mocked him for **** like unironically naming the merged tribe "Merica" or trying to snow everyone at the Survivor Auction but then chickening out because he realized everyone hated him :joker:

And even though Mike ended up winning :love::love::love: he really isn't even that good at the game alol <3 He started out in a very good position but then forced himself to flip due to his terrible instincts, and then he found himself in a position where he had to Challenge ***** his way to the end. And he did! I know some people like to discredit Mike's win because he wasn't A Good Player, but A) who ****ing cares, B) he was surrounded by soooooo many awful and unlikable people so who else were you rooting for? Rodney???? Tyler?!?!?!! I rest my case.

It really can't be said enough how perfect Mike's win was from a narrative perspective. Once #20 Shirin was taken out in eighth place we were left with an *AWFUL* alliance of boringly offensive, offensively boring, and offensively offensive people... and Mike alol. He was the only person outside of the Axis of Evil, so for him to overcome the odds and win was hugely satisfying.

Other things I like about Mike: the fact that his voice changed every five seconds between creepy whispering to normal speaking to shouting like a chainsmoker, that he was literally the only person to act like a compassionate human being when Will was yelling at Shirin that nobody loves her and nobody on this planet misses her and all that gross **** I went through already, the time he scared the **** out of Sierra, joining forces with Carolyn in the eleventh hour, and hanging out with a bunch of random Survivor females who want to/eventually did hook up with him, including Julie Berry and Missy Payne :joker:

Unfortunately Mike apparently tweeted something gross recently about immigrants or refugees or whatever :( I mean he's from Texas so it makes but still :( But it's still great and my #17 for 2015!

Clue for #16:
an Amazing Race team

[MB.]

Aisleyne tweeted a similar thing recently so as long as we pretend that reality people we like aren't on social media whatsoever then everything's fine and dandy

(and that is the one tenuous link I can find between Aisleyne and Mike Holloway) (also, well done to him on managing to shine in a season full of genuinely ****ty human beings) (oh hey there's another link)

[Pete.]

Mike :love:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Happy 2016 everyone

[Macie Lightfoot]

Because I still have four more hours of 2015 Imma do a quick update on the next page ~

[MB.]

I suppose we're in the brief period of time when I can say that this this is so last year and have that misconstrued as a genuine insult so it's best I don't

(I await this update with great anticipation)

[MB.]

Oh I spoiled your new page

I'll exit quietly shall I

[Headie]

Hopefully not Hayley and Blair as they deserve to be in the Top 10 tbh. If it's not them then maybe Tiffany & Krista!

[Headie]

Personally I prefer Shirin over Mike

[Macie Lightfoot]

16 ~ Kelsey Gerckens and Joey Buttitta
The Amazing Race 27 (1st Place)
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okay they're barely in this gif but look at how happy everyone was when they WON

so I don't think many people really give a **** about Kelsey and Joey except DTM, but sign me up! If there's anything that 2015 taught me, it's that I have an incredible weakness for white people doing white people things. Like, my favorite from BB17 is Becky for crying out loud. And Kelsey and Joey winning TAR is really the equivalent of Becky winning BBUS so of course I was here for it. I officially became a fan when they rolled into Paris for the rapping Detour and wore these incredibly white hats with their names on them...

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like I said, white people doing white people things (Joey also went up to the rapper and was all HEY BRO NICE GRILL :D :D :D) Some people are going to say they're so boring but lol you're talking to someone whose favorites include Susie Verrico, Becky Burgess, Hira Habibshah, Jillian MacLaughlin, etc. Boring [white] people are my ting.

I also need to talk about Kelsey and Joey's finale performance because it's what solidified me on them. The final three consisted of them, dating paparazzis / psychotic female and closeted male Logan and Chris, and Dishonorable Mentions Justin and Diana. Logan and Chris realistically had no chance of winning, Justin and Diana were a very strong team but also very evil, and Kelsey and Joey were the generic MOR white people. Guess who I was rooting for!

So all the teams did the Roadblock at the same time and Justin, because he's an Ugly American twat, argued with his taxi driver and basically dismissed him even though they were stranded in the middle of Randall's Island. Justin then tried to steal Logan and Chris's taxi but was so off-putting that the taxi driver just left :joker: and Kelsey and Joey's taxi was a firm no. This meant that there was only one taxi still there (Kelsey and Joey's) and once Justin and Diana decided to walk and find another one, two teams left.

Logan and Chris then tried to steal Kelsey and Joey's taxi until Joey SCREAMED in Chris's face and scared the **** out of him and Chris got out :joker::joker::joker: this effectively won Kelsey and Joey the race, and they spent the rest of the leg just far enough ahead of Justin and Diana! It was a glorious ending as you can tell from the gif above, where all the eliminated teams are so happy that Justin and Diana lost <3 Once Kelsey and Joey finished, Joey continued to be A White Person and put on E-Knock's chain and showed it off as bling of his own :joker: it was a truly bizarre ending but I was loving every second of it.

I'm sure nobody gives much of a **** about Kelsey and Joey but I'm A-OK with it. Yes they were boring, but they were so earnestly White People that it was hilarious to me. Their win was also very satisfying and narrative does matter! They recently got engaged too so yay newscaster wedding!

Clue for #15:
a Celebrity Big Brother UK HM

[Braden]

Just caught up with this. I've never watched TAR so I can't comment on Kelsey & Joey. Mike on the other hand...

Well, yeah, I liked Mike. I have to say though, when he was in a position of power he did suck just a little bit. Like, pre-merge Mike wasn't really anything to scream and shout about, and the whole "I'M GONNA EAT THIS SCORPION CAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO ON SURVIVOR!!" was a bit too much. Although it was funny when he puked it back up two seconds later :joker:

Hero Mike is a totally different story though. I'm so glad there was at least one person to come to Shirin's defence whilst she was viciously attacked. I dread to think how the situation would have played out without Mike there (it probably wouldn't have even happened in the first place but w/e you all know what I mean :p). I kinda wish we saw him rip Will a new arsehole, but it was still good for him to do it in the first place. And the moment at tribal council where he said he was going to play the idol on Shirin was great, even if it didn't come to fruition.

I'm content with Mike as an underdog who had theoretically ****ed up his game for no reason whatsoever, and I'm pleased that he managed to win in that scenario. I can't say I'm that much of a fan after his tweets though :|

[Macie Lightfoot]

15 ~ Keith Chegwin
Celebrity Big Brother UK 15 (4th Place)
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/keith-fingers.gif

I'm sure that some people think Keith was boring and too nice and NOT LOUD ENOUGH or whatever but nope I'm not having any of it. Again, it's no secret that I ****ing hate CBB15, and Keith's brand of niceness was just what I needed to help me get through such an awful series.

Keith really shone for me in his end of series crusade against hatchet-faced bigot Katie Hopkins. I hate to even recap CBB15, but as we all know almost everyone in the house recognized Perez to be human garbage. Unfortunately, most people falsely believed that because Katie Hopkins was his main opposition, she was A Good Person and someone to align with and whatever else. Thankfully Keith's point of view was more like "both of you idiots are loud and boring and should shut the f up" and of course that got him labeled as... a fence-sitter :o :o :o :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I talked about it in Patsy's entry about how the only way to win my heart in CBB15 was to be my surrogate in the house, and while Patsy did it by hardly tolerating everything around her, Keith did it by tearing into KH nonstop for the last two weeks of the show :love: I can't tell you how great it was to finally see someone stick it to her with a bunch of home truths that nobody could recognize because they were so blinded by their Perez hate.

Keith teamed up with the only other person who was rightfully sick of Katie Hopkins's bull**** Katie Price, and together they formed PREGGERS, a fantastic pairing comprised of righteous eyerolling and being bored with all the idiots they were forced to live with. And then Katie Price hilariously beat Katie Hopkins for the win but that's for another entry /spoiler.

So yeah, in a series filled with pointless screaming and human garbage fighting with human garbage, Keith was a much-needed presence to shut down the worst habits of C5 BBUK and to keep me watching. WAHEY!

Clue for #14:
a Survivor contestant

[MB.]

"Well I won't be coming to this restaurant again" <3 Wahey indeed, Keith

[Samm]

I understand your reasons for liking him, but I ****ing hated Keith

[Black Dagger]

Kavana attacking Cheggers was heartbreaking and he direct messaged me on Twitter once so he's great tbh

[Braden]

Kavana attacking Cheggers was heartbreaking and he direct messaged me on Twitter once so he's great tbh

[2]

Kavana should have been a dishounarable mention purely for that moment :(

Keith is pleasant guy but I can't say he's better than other 5 you've ranked so far. Maybe it's a similar thing with Mike in that I do like him, but I don't love him.

[Pete.]

Macie I respect you but Keith sucked

[Macie Lightfoot]

I understand your reasons for liking him, but I ****ing hated Keith

Macie I respect you but Keith sucked

huns your faves are Katie Hopkins and Michelle Visage :\ :\ :\

[Firewire]

lol keith surviving the odds and making the final

[Black Dagger]

huns your faves are Katie Hopkins and Michelle Visage :\ :\ :\

Drag ha

[Pete.]

Righteous Michelle and Truthful Katie :love:

(Mainly stemming for my hate for Perez)

[Cal.]

Perez>Katie H bye

[Macie Lightfoot]

before this turns into a Katie vs. Perez thing, just a reminder that the correct approach to take is:

"both of you idiots are loud and boring and should shut the f up"

[Lostie!]

Righteous Keith > dog**** > Perez and Gruntilda

[MB.]

I think you'll all find that the real winner here is Alicia Douvall

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[Braden]

Alicia <333

I forgot about her headwear at the finale, lmao

[reece(:]

Not the inferior Keith of 2015

[Firewire]

I think you'll all find that the real winner here is Alicia Douvall

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:love:

[Samm]

huns your faves are Katie Hopkins and Michelle Visage :\ :\ :\

I only used Katie H for her Perez dragging and strangely liked her on CBB, I didn't hate Keith because he wasn't loud, I just found his character so annoying and the same with Kavana who has also been brought up.

[EspeonBB]

I get Keith fandom but idk i just don't care about him and this is coming from someone who despises both Katie H and Perez and thought they ruined CBB15. :shrug:

Prediction for #14: Abi

[Samm]

Perez>Katie H bye

http://www.krpmag.com/blog/wp-media/2008/04/chris-crocker-message-for-perez-hilton-1.jpg

[Jason.]

I think you'll all find that the real winner here is Alicia Douvall

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tbh

[Macie Lightfoot]

14 ~ Kimmi Kappenberg
Survivor: Cambodia - Second Chance (6th Place)
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The entire resurgence of Kimmi Kappenberg in 2015 still seems like fan fiction so let me explain:

She originally appeared on the second season of Survivor and was a smelly vegetarian hippie who annoyed her entire tribe by sharing stories about masturbation, threesomes, someone's finger being up her ass, etc. A majority of her tribe tip-toed around her just to avoid being sucked into a conversation with her. She couldn't eat a pig brain during an Immunity Challenge but was able to eat a worm and still win for her tribe. She got in an argument with Alicia about the ****ing chickens and the rate at which they were eating them. Her other tribe members commented on how she had dirt lines while other people had tan lines. She was voted out 5th was forgotten in pre-merge lore, but she took down the entire Kucha tribe with her because she revealed that Jeff Varner had received a vote against him.

I loooooooved Kimmi but thought that was all I was gonna get from her. She was a 5th boot from 2001 and she had no business being in modern day Survivor. SOMEHOW she was put on the ballot for Cambodia and due to the campaigns such as #GimmeKimmi and #Gays4Kimmi she someone made it on! (said campaign videos are embedded below)

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Unfortunately when Kimmi got on Cambodia, the editors did her dirty and pretty much wrote her out of existence entirely! That's not to say she didn't entertain because I still lived for her UTR fun moments like this one

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idk why there are air quotes :love: Kimmi only popped up randomly in the fifth episode to ice Monica because she thought Kimmi was catching too many clams :joker: and even late game Kimmi only popped up to make a half-hearted girls alliance after already rejecting Monica's :joker: it was so disappointing but Kimmi was still one of my favorites because duh it's Kimmi, and Cambodia was that awful. Yes it was, don't let anyone tell you differently.

So let's get to Kimmi's funale performance because it truly was an all-time great one! She secretly flipped on her allies Jeremy, Spencer, and Tasha and set out to get Jeremy out once Spencer won Immunity. Jeremy/Spencer and Kimmi had an epic square-off during Tribal Council, and after multiple deadlocked votes, two Hidden Immunity Idols, and a shady tiebreaker call, Kimmi was tragically eliminated in sixth place. Yes, it took all of that to get Kimmi out, and it still worked because the lovable Keith Nale almost sacrificed himself because Kimmi's a mom and she's waited fourteen years to return :love:

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and then Kimmi made the most out of her Final TC speech by delivering us this gif set

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the whole Kimmi experience is still surreal, especially when you look deeper into her secret scenes and post-show stuff and learn that she was a legitimate contender to win! I don't know why the editors did her dirty, and it still pisses me off, but Kimmi was still able to shine in spite of her atrocious edit. We also learned post-show that Kimmi's speech made Spencer cry (:joker:) and she would have voted for Abi-Maria over him because "if we saw him play as well as you (the viewing public) think he did, he would have at least gotten one vote" :love::love::love:

k this was an obnoxious write up but I am a #Gay4Kimmi so what do you expect.

Clue for #13:
another Survivor contestant

[Braden]

I have a bit to say about Kimmi and her appearance on Cambodia, but I'm currently packing my suitcase for tomorrow :(

I will say my piece in due course, but I'm so so happy she made this ranking <3 <3

[Pete.]

As if Kimmi is greater than Shirin and Mike?

[Black Dagger]

She is. I ADORE Kimmi.

[Dominic]

As if Kimmi is greater than Shirin and Mike?

Shirin and Mike are both overrated and not close to the top 5 of WA even.

Kimmi is amazing and underrated <3 Stephen making it is a bit gross, but I almost agree with everything else.

[Samm]

Kimmi was great in Australia, then in Cambodia she was good at the start slightly dipped near the middle and was the Kimmi I know and love by the end :love:

but I probably would of had a more in depth view on that if the producers didn't edit her out for like 70% of the season.

[reece(:]

As if Kimmi is greater than Shirin and Mike?
Better than Mike but nawt Shirin

[EspeonBB]

I probably would have loved Kimmi if the editors didn't ignore her and gave all the spare time to Spencer despite her being a legitimate threat to win whilst Spencer was a goat and got less votes at FTC than Will Sims </3 But I still like her a lot (not more than Mike or Shirin though whoops)

[Pete.]

:suspect:

[Macie Lightfoot]

it was my first week back at work so if I wasn't working I was sleeping. Here's #13!

13 ~ Keith Nale
Survivor: Cambodia - Second Chance (5th Place)
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yes, Cambodia was that bad that I think Keef driving the tuk-tuk is my fave moment of the season.

Sexism in Survivor is definitely a hot topic of mine, and I think that the voting ballot for Cambodia is really emblematic of how the show views men versus how the show views women. The women's choices were filled with ****ing nobodies and a bunch of bikini fodder like Natalie Tenerelli, Mikayla Wiingle, and Stephanie Valencia (I know she has fans here because she's ~fierce~ or something but no, she ****ing sucks), while the men's choices were filled wall-to-wall with obnoxious fun-suck strategists who got wayyyyy too much airtime. Like for real, Jeremy, Stephen, Spencer, Andrew Savage, Jeff Varner, Joe, Vytas, and Terry are pretty much the same person eight times, and that doesn't even account for people like Jim Rice and Brad Culpepper who didn't get voted in.

The point being, even though I didn't particularly like Keith in his original season, I was SO excited to have him on this season because he was literally one of two people not concerned about being hyper-strategic and giving boring "list of names" confessionals. And even though like Kimmi, Keith was tragically underedited, he was still UTRfun and was able to shine in spite of his lackluster edit.

I think I can sum up everything Keith did in Cambodia in one paragraph since he appeared in approximately five episodes, so here we go: he didn't want to participate in #Joega and gave a funny confessional about it, he had terrible hearing during the blind leading the blind challenge and it was hilar, he got drunk on a Reward and marketed his own taxi service by driving everyone around the beach on a tuk-tuk, he was set on destroying Joe's Challenge streak to the point where he was the only person besides Joe to risk not getting their shelter rebuilt just to participate in an Immunity Challenge, he has a wife that he calls "Big D," he attempted to justify bringing Kelley and Spencer on Reward with literally the worst reason ever and unintelligibly forgot Tasha's name in the process (this was on Day 33 btw), he nearly quit the game at F6 in order to sacrifice himself for Kimmi because she's waited 14 years to return and she's a mother of two, he continued to remain deaf as Jeremy tried to get his attempt at camp for some last minute scheming, and he tried to save himself at F5 with a fake HII but was voted out anyway :(

this probably doesn't sound like amazing stuff on paper, but it's all about the context. I've **** on Cambodia for literal months, but in case you missed it: it SUCKED. There weren't any well-developed characters, alliances started and stopped without explanation, storylines were built up and then abandoned with no resolution, the storytelling was flat out inaccurate and neglectful, the season was entirely too hyper-strategic and meta with Stephen going on and on about the evolution of the game and Ciera harping at people to MAKE BIG MOVES like the annoying shrill she is, etc. Keith was some of the ONLY relief to this relentlessness. He's not strategic, he's not particularly articulate, he's not an obnoxious "student of the game" superfan. He's just a normal person who is hilarious without trying to be, and he was one of the only people I could enjoy this season without any reservations.

It's funny looking back on San Juan del Sur because Keith was far and away my least favorite person heading into the funale, and then only a year later he was far and away my favorite person heading into the funale. I'm sure that if I went back and rewatched SJDS I'd love it even more now that I love Keef so that gives me even more reason to rewatch it at some point. Thx Keith!

Clue for #12:
an Amazing Race team

[Braden]

re Kimmi: I loved Kimmi when I watched Australia for the first time back in April. She was such a character, and even though she was a random fifth boot, she still managed to come out of the season as my second favourite contestant (nobody was going to top Jerri :love:).

I started watching Survivor from the beginning, just after the Cambodia shortlist had been unofficially released. I was happy that I could be potentially watching Kimmi play the game for a second time. Out of everyone, the three people I wanted to see again were Kelly, Kimmi and Teresa (bearing in mind I was on Marquesas/Thailand by the time the final 20 were annouced). And low and behold, the #gays4kimmi did her justice :flutter: But seriously, on a side note, is there a contestant the gays love more than Kimmi? I would love to know.

I'm not too sure how to articulate my thoughts on Cambodia Kimmi. I don't know if I was expecting the brash Long Islander, because obviously she's a bit older, and I knew she had two boys who she lived with in Texas. But funnily enough, I think the best thing about her appearance is that she'd matured into a lovely mother figure, but there were still glimpses of the old Kimmi throughout. Not to mention the fact that she had a great social game, to the point where she could have possibly won (I would love to know how things would have turned out had Jeremy not found his second idol). It wasn't all bad that unapologetic loud-mouth was rarely every to be seen, because it fit her Survivor story very well imo.

I think Kimmi is one of those types of people who, no matter what, I will always be fond of them. It does suck that she was so under-edited, but there wasn't a moment of her I didn't enjoy :love:

re Keith: I was also not much of a fan of Keith by the time SDJS had finished. I got the appeal, but he just wasn't my cup of tea.

But yeah, I basically agree with everything you said in the write-up, and you explain it all a lot better than I would :p Keith was a much needed presence to a season which was full of boring, game-oriented people. It wasn't really necessary in a season like SDJS, where there were other great characters who appealed to me 10x as much as Keith did.

And the moment where he was an inch away from giving up his spot for Kimmi was so sweet :love:

[Macie Lightfoot]

12 ~ Tiffany Chantell and Krista Debono
The Amazing Race 27 (4th Place)
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alol they just look like TIBB favorites purely on aesthetic don't they? They were actually pretty gr8 though thankfully!

Tiffany and Krista were a fantastic underdog team. They're NFL cheerleaders and almost got eliminated in the first leg and nobody really expected them to do that much. They weren't really that good of racers and were near the back of the pack for a lot of the time, but they actually had a pretty good social game! Like, Tanner and Josh were ready to fall on their swords for them and only got saved because it was an NEL, and they were able to turn Justin and Diana against Logan and Chris to the point where J/D U-Turned L/C.

I don't know, TAR isn't really a show with a lot of substance so it doesn't lend itself nicely to write ups, but Tiffany and Krista were just a lot of fun? I wish I had a gif of them doing double dutch in the Netherlands because that was a lot of fun. Also when they had to get 100 <Polish currency> in donations and they were aggressively hounding the locals :joker: "you don't have a dollar? THEN YOU DID YOU PAY FOR THAT??? :\ :\ :\" :love: Tiffany also gets MAD respect for putting up with the creepy Indian locals that popped all of her balloons during the Roadblock and probably would have tried to do some other stuff if there weren't camera crews and security there.

I can't possibly talk about Tiffany and Krista without their final leg because holy **** what a FANTASTIC episode of television. It was the penultimate leg, final four, one team was going home, everyone wanted Justin and Diana OUT, etc. So the Roadblock called for one person from each team to perform in ~the House of Dancing Water~ which called for them to climb up some giant ship's mast thing as part of some show, dive 30 feet into a giant pool of water, search underwater for a golden fish, and deliver it to the fisherman on the raft. However, if the music stopped and the show finished before you found your fish, you had to do it all again and it was like a 20 minute affair just to reset everything. So Kelsey, Logan, and Krista all get there at the same time and go in the first show. Kelsey and Logan are able to find their fish but Krista is stuck and has to try again. Krista tries for a second time but fails and has to go again. Justin and Diana show up, and Diana is able to find the fish on her first try while Krista is still struggling :( Tiffany gives Krista a fantastic pep talk and Krista eventually finds the fish on her fifth try (meaning that they were at the Roadblock for close to 2 hours) and they look doomed for elimination. HOWEVER, Justin and Diana broke multiple transportation rules and ended up having close to an hour's worth of penalties :o :o :o they wait it out while Tiffany and Krista are trying to make their way to the Pit Stop, Justin cries about what a disaster everything is, etc. It ended up being SO CLOSE but unfortunately Tiffany and Krista got to the Pit Stop minutes too late and were eliminated right before the funale :( it was tragic indeed, but the circumstances of their elimination were amazing and iconic and they're pretty much guaranteed to be on an All-Stars/Unfinished Business season so at least I can say confidently that this isn't the last time we've seen them?

and yeah this write up was pretty crummy and you probably have no idea what I'm taking about if you don't watch TAR but that's just the kind of show we're dealing with sorry!

Clue for #11:
appeared on two different reality TV shows in 2015 :o

[MB.]

I'm one of the people who doesn't know a great deal about TAR so I haven't got much to contribute on that front, but I'm glad you've updated this and I'll just say that I'm certain your opinions on Tiffany Chantell and Krista Debono are 100% correct and will be useful if I ever come round to watching it (spoiler: probably not)

[MB.]

And in regards to the clue, I'm a little sad you've already ranked Cheggers because nobody on his series of Celebrity MasterChef could serve raw meatballs like that man

[Macie Lightfoot]

11 ~ Jackie Ibarra
The Amazing Race 26 (7th Place)
Big Brother US 17 (10th Place)
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Jackie is for sure on here because of her BBUS stint so let's get her TAR stint out of the way: TAR26 was a low-key trainwreck due to the Blind Date twist, where half of the teams were random strangers who never met and were matched up with the hopes of finding #TrueLove. Since terrible twists like this are just designed to fail, just about every team figured out after Leg 2 that there's no way they could possibly date each other. Jeff and Jackie were the one team that entertained the idea of possibly dating, and thus they received a pretty good MORP edit. They also like kissed once and had a kinda boring fight once? IDK, they really were a random footnote on TAR26.

And because Jeff and Jackie were the only team to not make the Blind Date twist a complete flop, production rewarded them by throwing them into the BBUS house this summer! Or maybe you can view that as a form of punishment, idk. Jeff got bounced kinda early and Jackie was pretty UTR at first. The show didn't edit her whatsoever, Chenbot shaded her as a floater :rolleyes:, etc. This all changed in Week 5 when Jackie rose to power and was co-HoH with Vanessa in THE turning point week of BB17.

To recap the whole Dark Moon fiasco: it was the last week of the twin twist and Shelli/Clay/Vanessa/Austin/twins were running things. HOWEVER, Vanessa found The Reason to get rid of Austin and thus Dark Moon was born. Vanessa and Jackie came to an agreement for Jackie to be the sole HoH and get Austin evicted, and they made a F8 deal with Clay, Shelli, Meg, James, Jason, and Becky. Things went awry when Vanessa was the sole HoH, Clay ended up winning POV and Shelli was PISSED because Jason didn't cheer loudly enough or something, and thus Vanessa ended up backdooring Jason instead of Austin :o :o :o

the feeds post-Dark Moon were some of the best we've seen in years. James, Meg, and Jason were a tight alliance (ADC) and obviously felt betrayed, but they didn't really take it upon themselves to do much other than sit back and cry and wonder how it all went wrong. Jackie, on the other hand, was PISSED even though she didn't have any real attachment to ADC alol, and she was ready to raise hell. She ended up piecing together the Sixth Sense and was DONE with Vanessa and Shelli and all of them. Take this brilliant exchange for example:

(Jackie, Shelli, Vanessa, and Liz are up in the HoH Room. Jackie is fed up with their bull**** and is interrogating them as to why Jason's getting backdoored)
Vanessa: A majority of the people in the house agree with me.
Jackie: That Jason should go?
Vanessa: That Jason should go. A big majority.
Jackie: (immediately turns to Shelli and nearly gets whiplash) Are you in that majority?!?!
Shelli: ..........I don't want Jason to go but she (Vanessa) just said that he's someone who can win this game O_O
Jackie: ...a lot of people can win this game.
Shelli: ..........(visibly ****s her pants and babbles some more about how she doesn't want anyone to go home)

and from that moment on Shelli HATED Jackie :joker: The Jackie Ibarra Experience was THE reason to watch the feeds in the summer of 2015. She was edited as an MOR2 townsperson, but in reality she was the audience surrogate for all the people who were sick of the Sixth Sense's bull****. She became the hardest player for the ADC, an alliance that she was forced into more than anything. She clocked onto everyone's bull**** and was THE scrappy underdog. It was all so refreshing and unexpected and a necessary component for BB17.

After Jason was evicted we had another two glorious weeks where ADC took control and got rid of Clay and Shelli, but then unfortunately Jackie was swiftly taken from us in a Double Eviction :( it was such a rough ending because Jackie had so much unfinished business. Her story was incomplete and she never got to even shine in many of the episodes or anything. Oh well, maybe she'll complete the CBS trifecta and end up on Survivor 34 or some ****.

Clue for #10:
BBUK person

[Pete.]

Jacks was a gem amongst dirt

[Ross.]

Jackie is an icon

[EspeonBB]

I loved Jackie at the time but in hindsight I think she was just fairly good and I would rank a few of the BB17 houseguests ahead of her

[Firewire]

jackie :love:

[Macie Lightfoot]

10 ~ Jade-Martina Lynch
Big Brother UK 16 (11th Place)
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best quote of 2015 y/y?

Jade-Martina Lynch is ****ing insane you guys. Like, her self-centered histrionics are textbook Makosi behavior. What a delight for real. Here are some things I love about Jade-Martina Lynch:

-the fact that she lives a polyamorous lifestyle
-the fact that she hates Catholicism and once pretended to be possessed just to freak out a nun for fun, or whatever the ****
-the fact that she is deathly afraid of balloons
-"Who do you want to go? I have two... BUT THEY'RE ONE :hehe::hehe::hehe:"
-pretty much everything that happened in Week 2
-"NOOO I HATE HIM OHMYGOD I KNOW HIM I DON'T LIKE HIM" I mean anyone who reacts to seeing Marc enter the house like that has won over my heart
-her iconic baby voice :love::love::love:
-"we're not a poxy prostitute *****house, this is a respectful show"

etc etc. I think some people don't really like Jade and I don't get it? She's completely crazy but also totally harmless, and that's the best type of crazy if you ask me. Oh well, her haters are just asking for her baby voice to be thrown their way so that's fine by me.

Clue for #9:
another kBBUK person

[Pete.]

Justice for Jade :love:

[Firewire]

Jade <333333

[Ross.]

Jade :love:

[reece(:]

"Please don't question my polyamorousity"

[Black Dagger]

QUEEN.

[Macie Lightfoot]

yay I have a snow day tomorrow so let's celebrate

9 ~ Harry Amelia Martin
Big Brother UK 16 (8th Place)
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I swore that some people weren't that crazy about Jade, yet everyone who posted had nothing but good things to say about her. Now I know for a fact that some people do NOT like Harry Amelia at all and somehow end up bashing her when people talk about how much Sarah Greenwood sucked, but I don't give a ****. Harry Amelia *IS* the best part of BB16. She was supposed to just be another Shanessa/Biannca type, but she was more. She was supposed to be another person to fawn over Nick, but she was more.

The beauty of Harry is that she was always there DESTROY some dude in the house, and the BB16 dudes were all various shades of awful so it was much needed. Let's just recap some of her best quips:

To Marc: "Take this bottle away from me."
To Nick: "GO SEE TO YOUR ****ING BOYFRIEND!"
To Joel: "I wouldn't say Hashtag Pizzagate, I'd say Joel's a ****ING twat :rolleyes:"
To Jack: "I'M SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
To Cristian: "IF YOU WANT ME TO ****ING BULLY YA I ****ING WILL!!!"

okay but seriously what an uh-mazing track record :love::love::love: and when Harry wasn't too busy throws verbal knives at these cretins, she would huddle in the Diary Room and give Big Brother one word answers about how she's fine despite her obvious fury, and occasionally did this

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and despite all of these obvious flaws Harry somehow became the season's eviction cockroach? :joker: she was nominated for a month straight and it took a gigantic argument with the entire house to FINALLY get her evicted :joker: what an epic ending <3

People bag on Harry for kissing Nick too often but I'm willing to look past it. They also bag on her for apparently trying too hard to get airtime by walking around naked, even though she was the most upfront and forthright about her motives. Harry was inarticulate, but she knew herself well and was entirely righteous in all of her rage so who ****ing cares? To quote a good friend of mine who posts on another forum,

But God, Harry was good at relentlessly giving it to every awful dude in that house. And yeah, sometimes her beefs with them only kind of made sense, but the singular joy of seeing Joel smarm up to her all 'I will logic my way out of this one with my CONSIDERABLE wits' and Harry being all :TWO MINUTE LONG AIRHORN NOISE: before storming, tits dripping, out of her own bath rather than share a room with him for a single moment, God, how divine. There reached a point for me where all of my misgivings about the awful male cast of BB16 surpassed logic and reason and just turned into this awful incoherent bright red screaming noise and thank GOD Harry Amelia was there to trace that exact trajectory and translate that feeling into action.

and if you read that and STILL don't get Harry Amelia, then there's probably a good chance we don't see eye-to-eye on a lot of other things and I don't know why you're reading my thread oops!

Clue for #8:
an Amazing Race team

[Pete.]

Hazza :love:

[EspeonBB]

Harry and Jade saviours of BB16 :love:

[MB.]

I'm assuming that this is a misprint and you intended for Harry to be #1

Or whatever number's better than that

[Pete.]

Harry is too good to be restricted by lists imo

[Firewire]

Harry is the reason BB16 was not utterly awful

[Macie Lightfoot]

8 ~ Logan Fazio & Chris Gordon
The Amazing Race 27 (3rd Place)
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MORN bickering paparazzi couple made up of an aggressive alpha female and a closeted beta male :love::love::love: Logan and Chris were the most pleasant surprise of TAR27. To sum it all up, their whole dynamic was where Logan woulds cream and panic and Chris would immediately be over it, and then she'd throw another screaming fit. Subsequently, Chris would **** up a lot and Logan would berate him for it, and then he'd try to prove her wrong but then continue to **** up some more <33333 No one in the race really liked them, it was questionable whether or not they liked each other, and casuals ****ing HATED them, so of course they became an instant Troy favo :love:

they were very good in the context of TAR27 but the funale is truly what propelled them to be an All Time Great Team. If you haven't watched the TAR27 funale you really should get on that, but here's a recap of the top 10 Logan & Chris momes...

10) Logan: (mimicking Justin) OH WE KNOW THE BRONX HURHURHUR they're gonna be all confident and cocky as usual *hand gestures*"
Chris: She's spunky this morning :o :)

9) Logan: Maybe we need to go to therapy or something.
Chris: Maybe we should be apart.
Logan: (to the camera) He's trying to be funny.

8) Phil narration: AND CAN LOGAN & CHRIS STOP FIGHTING LONG ENOUGH TO WIN THE ONE MILLION DOLLARS???
*cuts to Logan side-eyeing Chris and sniping "Hello?! Come on!!!"*

7) Chris: *riding a helicopter* I'm like Donald Trump right now lol :)
Logan: :rolleyes: what, your hair?
Chris: :eyes:

6) Chris: I'M TAKING THE PANTS OFF! YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE!
Logan: YOU CAN'T RUN IN NEW YORK WITHOUT PANTS!
Chris: YES I CAN, WATCH ME!

5) Logan: *after Chris chickened out of stealing Kelsey and Joey's cab and effectively lost the race for them* WE CAN TAKE IT WE CAN TAKE IT CHRIS WHY THE HELL WE WERE IN THAT CAB BABE WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM WHY DID YOU LET THEM INTIMIDATE YOU?!?!?!

4) Logan (during the final memory task): *holds India flag* this looks like Oregon or something, with the wagon wheel lol.

3) Logan: *after said cab incident* YOU'RE NOT NICE TO ME BUT YOU'RE NICE TO KELSEY AND JOEY... YOU'RE NOT ADMITTING IT!
Chris: I ASKED THE DRIVER TWO TIMES, HE WOULDN'T GO, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T STAY PERSISTENT, NOW WE'RE SCREWED!

2) Logan: *during said memory task* I don't know what Africa's flag looks like :shrug:
(hours later, after realizing that Africa is in fact a continent, not a country)
Logan: Africa is *hands* many countries :)

1) Chris: I prefer to see Joey & Kelsey win ^_^
Logan: I DON'T, THAT MEANS THAT THAT TAXI THEY TOOK GOT THEM THEIR WIN!
Chris: THAT WAS THEIR TAXI!
Logan: NO IT WASN'T!

seriously watch the damn funale, it was GLORIOUS and so ****ing perfect. alol another fave Logan and Chris moment of mine was at the end of Leg 4 I think, they checked into their Pit Stop in Africa and they were instructed to give a monetary donation to the orphanage. Literally every other team got the hint and gave all of their money up, but Chris took a measly $20 out of their wallet and threw it in the box and was like "YAYYYYYY $20!!!!! :D :D :D" while Phil was all "...ya know, every other team gave all their money :rolleyes:" :joker::joker::joker:

Clue for #7:
the first BBCan person of this ranking :o

[Black Dagger]

Don't get the Harry Amelia love at all. Even with your wonderful write-up.

[Macie Lightfoot]

well you complimented my write up (:love:) so at least you did something right.

and I know you don't watch TAR Lucas but you would LOVE Logan and Chris so take that as a consolation prize.

[Macie Lightfoot]

k nobody watches TAR so nobody cares about Logan & Chris. Shame on u [Lindsie]

7 ~ Sindy "with an S" Nguyen
Big Brother Canada 3 (15th 11th Place)
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I think Sindy is universally liked but I'm not sure how LOVED she is around here? Probably a good deal bc she's Azn and that's all some people care about, but I'm here to confirm that Sindy "with an S" is indeed and all-time great BBCan person.

Sindy was screwed from the start due to the fact that she's one of the most annoying people on the planet (:love:), so it was no surprise that she was nominated immediately in the launch night BBUK4 twist. Thankfully she was able to win the first PoV Comp and save herself and nominate Pilar! Unfortunately, the early weeks of BBCan3 had absolutely nothing go right and thus Honorable Mention Risha was the first evictee :(

The gifs pictured above capture the first HoH Comp, where it came down to Sindy and Bobby. Sindy tried to seduce Bobby and make him fall, but it didn't work and Bobby won HoH :rolleyes: Still, it wasn't TOO bad because it looked like Kevin was destined to go. But, of course, being BBCan3, nothing could go right. Sindy plotted a girls alliance while Kevin was taking a dump, he rats her out, and she gets backdoored :rolleyes:

If Sindy's journey ended there, she definitely would have still gotten an Honorable Mention at minimum and MAYBE could have made the list because 2015 was generally a terrible year for reality TV, but why is she #7 you ask???

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Sindy wasn't done just yet! Even though all signs pointed to that overrated Naeha being the one to return, Sindy defied the odds and reentered :love: she was armed with a **** ton of knowledge from all the other pre-jurors, immunity from that Vault thing, and she just didn't give a single **** (with an S.) Here's a list of everything Sindy accomplished when she returned.

-immediately aligned with Brittnee and Sarah to form SSB and told them everything she learned in sequester
-her laughably transparent showmance and annoying superfan Jordan was nominated because Zach was an idiot and decided to nominate his closest ally
-as a result, she decides to campaign against Jordan :joker::joker::joker:
-teams up with Sarah, Brittnee, Bruno, and Bobby to evict Jordan in one of the best blindsides in BB history :love::love::love:

the epicness of this seriously cannot be overstated. Unfortunately it all went to **** because Sindy was promptly evicted for the second time right after this happened, but still!

The biggest part of what made Sindy so great was that she was constantly bringing IT, and not only was she entertaining in her own right, but she was making a lot of moves to help out the right people. She wasn't one of those boring idiots consumed with trying to win, she didn't give us dread "list of names" DRs, and she never held back in fear of making a bad game move. Sindy just did what she felt was right, and even if it didn't lead to her win, it certainly led to BBCan3 being a decent season after a terrible opening few weeks, so I'm forever thankful for that. She really is unique not only to BBCan, but to the greater landscape of reality TV.

Clue for #6:
a CBB person

[Braden]

yaaaaas at Harry Amelia and Sindy :love:

I could go on about how I love the both of them but you always say what needs to be said in you're write-ups.

[EspeonBB]

Slaying with an S :love:

Jordan's blindside is probably my fave RTV moment of 2015 and Sindy is basically responsible for that <3

[Pete.]

Sinds was an enigma :love:

[Dominic]

Legend Sindy :love:

[Daniel-X]

Sindy :love:

[Macie Lightfoot]

whyyyy not

6 ~ Katie Price
Celebrity Big Brother UK 15 (1st Place)
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As for you, you ****ing slut, if you're about to suck his cock, he ****ed my pussy this morning, so enjoy the taste of my pussy.

oh my god where do I even begin. It's hard for me to contextualize Katie Price since I'm American, but from what I know she's like the British version of a Paris Hilton or a Kim Kardashian? She appeared on the third series of I'm A Celeb (which, much to my disappointment, is next to impossible to find online?) and hooked up with Peter Andre and they became the It Couple of the UK or something? IDK, but what I DO know is that Katie Price was namedropped all over BBUK in its heyday. She was mentioned in Cidergate in BB6, I'm pretty sure she was mentioned a bunch of times in BB8 because that house was vapid beyond belief, Brian and Samanda performed a duet of "A Whole New World" in the final week of BB8, Alex Reid and Dane Bowers were simultaneously cast for CBB7 with the hook of her ex-boyfriend and her current boyfriend, etc. Katie Price was a huuuuuge enigma to me because prior to CBB15 I had heard so much about her, but I really knew nothing about her.

So needless to say I was very intrigued when Katie Price entered the CBB15 house, and even though she was nothing like I expected her to be, she was still pretty damn great. I was HERE for all of her stories about ****ing Alex Reid with a strap on or pulling some bitch's dreadlocks on the beach and beating her up for kissing her man, but apparently a lot of people somehow weren't and thus she was labeled BORING?????????? I really don't get it, and thankfully Katie Price didn't give a single **** because she was all "lol well if I'm still here next week I'm sure I'll just continue to bore you all some more~" :love:

All of this made Katie Price pretty fricking great, but what really solidified her status as an All-Time Troy Favo was her righteous crusade against human garbage Katie Hopkins :love: Katie Price already squared off with her a few times throughout the series, but Katie Price SHOUTING over Katie Hopkins "AND I'M ****ING BORED OF YOU SO SHUT THE **** UP, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT AND TELL PEOPLE WHAT A FAKE **** YOU ARE SO **** OFF! BORING OLD SLAG, **** OFF! BORED OF HER! WELL YOU'VE HAD YOUR TALK SO LET ME ****ING TALK, YOU'VE DONE IT FOR FOUR WEEKS! :rolleyes: There you go, you got an argument from me, well done! I'm the next one in the house, ****ing hell, **** off, we don't have to see each other when we get out :rolleyes:" during the debate news task is seriously one of my favorite moments ever :love::love::love: I mentioned it in Keith's write up, but CBB15 was suuuuch an awful series and I was soooooo sick of both Katie Hopkins and Perez, and while everyone brought it to Perez on the regular, it was SO refreshing to see someone sit back and go "well actually Katie Hopkins, you ****ing suck too so let me tell you about yourself" and Katie Price was so right for the role.

And then she WON :joker: it was sooooo amazing and righteous because CBB15 was awful and it seemed like we were so destined for a Katie Hopkins victory and I was dreading the whole thing, but Katie Price winning was just a thing of beauty. Like, it was one thing for Katie Hopkins to lose, but to lose to Katie Price?!?!?! :joker::joker::joker: you can't make it up. Katie Hopkins went on and on about how aside from being BORING or being a FENCE-SITTER, the worst thing imaginable is wanting to win, and then she lost to someone who could not give a **** about whether she won or lost and openly felt like she wasn't deserving :love: and then after all her talk about how the worst thing you can do is want to win Celebrity Big Brother, Katie Hopkins was incredibly pressed about not winning :joker: oh my god it was such a perfect ending and it's why I would grade CBB15, like, a C- as opposed to a D+. Thank you Jordan.

Clue for #5:
No more clues! Here's a breakdown of who is left though ~
1 team from The Amazing Race
1 HouseGuest from Big Brother US
1 HouseGuest from Big Brother Canada
2 Housemates from Celebrity Big Brother UK

make some guesses people!

[Dominic]

Icon KPrice <3

[MB.]

Big-Brother-legend-before-she-even-did-Big-Brother Pricey :love:

[EspeonBB]

Katie Price is a star and my fave winner of 2015 (especially considering the alternative) :love:

[EspeonBB]

1 team from The Amazing Race idk I don't watch
1 HouseGuest from Big Brother US Becky
1 HouseGuest from Big Brother Canada Brittnee
2 Housemates from Celebrity Big Brother UK Chloe Jasmine and Patsy(?)


My predictions

[reece(:]

Pricey appeared in two series of Im A Celeb in case you didn't know, she returned for "closure" in the 2009 one as she'd just broken up with Peter Andre.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Pricey appeared in two series of Im A Celeb in case you didn't know, she returned for "closure" in the 2009 one as she'd just broken up with Peter Andre.

Didn't she get voted to do a bunch of Trials and then was just like "nah fuq it I quit" :love: or maybe I made that up, IDK I read the Wikipedia a while ago

[Macie Lightfoot]

also I have ANOTHER snow day so one more post and then I'll get to a new page for #5

[Pete.]

Iconic KatieP :love:

[MB.]

Didn't she get voted to do a bunch of Trials and then was just like "nah fuq it I quit" :love: or maybe I made that up, IDK I read the Wikipedia a while ago

She did indeed <3

[Black Dagger]

Pricey 's a ****ing icon and probably is the best CBB winner now I think about it.

[Pete.]

Didn't she get voted to do a bunch of Trials and then was just like "nah fuq it I quit" :love: or maybe I made that up, IDK I read the Wikipedia a while ago
She dumped Alex Reid on Live TV too :love:

[Headie]

1 team from The Amazing Race: Hayley & Blair
1 HouseGuest from Big Brother US: Becky
1 HouseGuest from Big Brother Canada: Brittnee
2 Housemates from Celebrity Big Brother UK: Chloe Jasmine & Janice

[Macie Lightfoot]

5 ~ Hayley Keel and Blair Townsend
The Amazing Race 26 (3rd Place)
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If you watched TAR26, then you know why Hayley and Blair are amazing. As mentioned before, the big twist of TAR26 was ~Blind Date~ and on paper Hayley and Blair did seem like the perfect match. He's a doctor, she's a nurse, he's hot, she's cute, he's funny and laid-back and reasonable, she's... well, Hayley is the complete opposite. She's aggressive, controlling, verbally abusive, shrill, and a complete disaster :love::love::love:

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I was really skeptical of the Blind Date twist and I still don't think that it was particularly good or well-thought-out, but Hayley and Blair soooooooooo made it worth the price of admission because they were a complete disaster in every single way. Just about every leg consisted of Blair being somewhat indecisive and Hayley melting the fu down because "YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME!!!!!" and Blair would just be all ":shrug:" and it was such a hilarious dynamic :joker: I can't really list a lot of individual moments because it's TAR and a lot of them blend together, but Hayley BROUGHT IT each leg and Blair let it all happen. That first gif above where Hayley's on the bike came from the fact that they spent however many minutes biking in the wrong direction and Hayley just ripped into Blair because it was all his fault :love:

I'm sure some people are clutching their pearls reading this (jk who actually reads my write ups?) because Hayley sounds TOO MEAN or something, but Hayley and Blair went on a really adorable journey and grew to become really good friends by the end of the Race so it was okay?

And just to balance things out, let me sing some praise to Blair: he's adorable and hot and nice and a saint for traveling around the world with Hayley, and even as nice as he was he was still able to hold his own against her with some passive-aggressive jabs at her. Hayley was obviously the star of the team, but Blair was the perfect person for her to bounce off of and reach her potential.

It all seemed like they were going to WIN, but then they screwed up in the final leg and came in third place :( :( :( it was truly devastating. It was ALSO truly devastating that they weren't the TAR26 team to go into the BBUS house, but Jeff and Jackie ended up being okay too so whatever. I'm still hopeful that we'll see Hayley and Blair on BBUS18 because I can only imagine what a power-hungry demon Hayley would be in the context of BB :love: here's some more gifs of them thx to my friend on Sucks (and thx to some random tumblr teen probably)

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Clue for #4:
No more clues! Here's a breakdown of who is left though ~
1 HouseGuest from Big Brother US
1 HouseGuest from Big Brother Canada
2 Housemates from Celebrity Big Brother UK

make some guesses people! Or just look at my profile faves since that'll give at least 3 of them away ~

[MB.]

I'm sensing Fatman Scoop domination

(also they sound lovely so well done them)

[Braden]

Pretty sure the 4 will be:


Becky BBUS
Brittnee BBCan
Janice CBB16
Chloe-Jasmine [size=1]& Stevi Ritchie CBB16

[Macie Lightfoot]

4 ~ Becky Burgess
Big Brother US 17 (9th Place)
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Basic Becky is EVERYTHING to me. I know that some people get really sanctimonious about recruits being undeserving because they're not capable of ~intricate gameplay~ and how we need a season full of superfans (:rolleyes:) but Becky is THE poster child for why recruits are amazing. One of my good friends wrote a nice biography on Becky so I'm just gonna plop it down right here:

An aside on Becky-- she's one of my favorite Kasstings in years. Found on Tinder (!), manager of an Abercrombie & Fitch and takes her job so. ****ing. seriously., definitely been to one too many managerial retreats, been to Germany one time and basically adopted the culture (i.e. shushgate, randomly cursing in German), proudly dates men of another race, has a Beckture ready for any occasion ANNDD she got hit by a train and lives to tell the tale. She's the definition of basic, but she owns that **** and wears it as a badge. Swipe right <3

That really sums up my Becky love at face value. Everything about her is just hilarious to me. But let's talk about her time in the BB house.

Becky's first few weeks were very uneventful. She just kinda floated about and wasn't really involved in much but she was still low-key amusing on the feeds. My favorite Becky moment was when the whole house figured out the twin twist and they staged a podcast that night in order to stump Julia with questions that only Liz would know, and seemingly no one bothered to fill Becky in on the plan so she kept interjecting with her own thoughts and was so earnestly excited to be part of the podcast while everyone rolled their eyes and whispered to each other about how she needs to shut the hell up :joker::joker::joker:

Becky didn't really rise to prominence in the context of the game until Week 6 but oh my lord did she shoot up into prominence. Week 6 was right after Julia entered the house and James nominated Clay/Shelli, and Becky was just a complete mess. Like, she used SKITTLES to map out potential voting scenarios to James, Jackie, and Meg and got the point across that Shelli is a huge threat, and then immediately went downstairs and tipped Shelli off that she was getting targeted? :joker::joker::joker: I still don't know what her motivations even were that week, but I don't care because it was hilarious and nobody caught onto her.

The next week was... BECKY OF HOUSEHOLD :love::love::love: I can't even begin to tell you how amazing this week was. Becky was GUNNING for Vanessa and her whole plan was "well Vanessa wants me to nominate Shelli and Steve as pawns and backdoor [someone who I can't remember w/e], so I'll do that but then backdoor her instead ^_^" :joker: The Thursday night after Becky won HoH was great because we were given the quote of the season "I've worked Black Friday, I know how to deal with Vanessa" and we got the above gif when Vanessa tried to strike a deal with Becky.

I know most people like Vanessa a lot but I was really mixed on her because the girl was exhausting and insane and REALLY overbearing a lot of the time. I can't tell you how refreshing it was for someone to not even pretend to entertain Vanessa's bull****, and that alone is enough for me to love Becky. Like, Vanessa scrambled up to the HoH Room and started talking about making a deal and Becky immediately went "nope, nuh uh, I don't want to hear the word deal" and Vanessa was just left sitting there with her mouth agape trying to comprehend what just happened :joker::joker::joker: like, NOBODY was capable of stopping Vanessa but then Becky just did it so effortlessly. That's Black Friday for ya.

Steve ended up winning PoV and Becky nominated Vanessa as promised, and Vanessa LOST IT. Vanessa tried to confront Becky in the backyard about it all, and Becky tried to explain herself but Vanessa kept trying to interrupt her and justify it all and it was a typical wounded production by Vanessa Rousso. Eventually Becky had enough and was like "nuh uh bitch, I'm out" and went inside :love: and she left Vanessa crying outside about how Becky SLAMMED THE DOOR IN HER FACE TWICE (they were on opposite sides of the backyard) :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: I can't even do the scene justice, let me show you a clip

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I'M LITERALLY BEING AS SWEET AS POSSIBLE AND THEN SHE YELLS AT ME AND RUNS INSIDE ;_;
*pleads her case to Jackie, Meg, and James as they recline in the dentist chairs with sunglasses on, not giving a *****

alol as annoying as Vanessa was she was in top form this week. But so was Becky :love:

Unfortunately Becky's plan didn't execute fully because Shelli was evicted instead of Vanessa, and then Jackie was taken out that same night in the DE, and then Becky was taken out the week after :( it was such a rough time for me to see my two favorites go out back to back but at least they both delivered in spades for the weeks leading up to their exits.

Like I said, Becky is just everything to me. We're stuck in a time of reality TV where everyone is hyper-aware of the cameras and creating their own caricatures and entering the house with their pre-rehearsed one-liners and hashtags in order to market themselves, and Becky just goes completely against that. She's a normal girl, and she's entertaining just by being herself. She doesn't have to harp on about the metagame or look into the camera as she dishes out her catchphrases or read cue cards in the DR with wacky voices. Literally all she has to do is be Becky :love: we need more recruits like her in BB18. Here's a bunch of gifs to commemorate my Becky love.

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Clue for #3:
No more clues! Here's a breakdown of who is left though ~
1 HouseGuest from Big Brother Canada
2 Housemates from Celebrity Big Brother UK

make some guesses people!

[Ross.]

Basic Becky is LIFE <33333

[Jake.]

Janice D?

[Samm]

Basic Becks <3

[Dominic]

That whole Becky writeup <333333
underrated legend :love:

[Braden]

That Becky write-up is glorious :flutter:

The last paragraph especially demonstrates just how great she was for BBUS :love: The whole thing with Vanessa is probably one of my favourite moments in BBUS history, and reading the situation over again made me pissed that her plan did not end up going the way she wanted it to. Like, why did they get rid of Shelli again?! Her showmance had just left for god sake. But oh well, maybe in some weird parallel universe Becky will come back for an all-star series so we can experience how wonderfully basic she is :love:

I also remember a conversation at the beginning of the live feeds where everyone was talking about the UK and how they wanted to visit London, but Becky mentioned Brighton and how lovely it is, which is <3333333 bc Brighton is literally one of the best places in the world tbqh. From that point my love for Becky was cememented.

[Macie Lightfoot]

From what I remember, word got out about ~The Generals~ (an alliance that only existed in Becky's mind, with her, Shelli, Clay, and I think Vanessa) so Jackie, James, and Meg were pissed and kept making fun of it behind her back. James in particular kept singing "for a great low rate you can get online, go to the General and save some time" which is from an American commercial :joker::joker::joker: everyone made fun of the fact that A) Becky lives in a world where she wants to be in an alliance called the Generals, and B) apparently Becky tried to make another alliance in like Week 1 also called the Generals but it failed, so she just sloppily reused the name a month later :joker::joker::joker:

Shelli also kinda screwed herself over because she played terribly when she wasn't in power and made no efforts to socialize with people outside the Sixth Sense so she was screwed either way. I'm really torn about it because I sooooo wanted Becky's plan to work and it would have been the perfect final chapter of The Reason starring Vanessa Rousso, but then again Vanessa's the sole reason that the end game of BB17 was actually interesting for once so I guess it wasn't all for nothing.

[Macie Lightfoot]

3 ~ Janice Dickinson
Celebrity Big Brother UK 16 (7th Place)
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My Thing has been to use a gif at the top of each person's entry. HERE is what I wanted to use, but alas I couldn't find it in gif form

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So about Janice! Everyone knows Janice Dickinson, whether it's from her bullying aspiring models in the glory days of ANTM, her feud with Omarosa on the Surreal Life, her own Modeling Agency, or whatever the **** she did on I'm A Celebrity (both UK and US!) She was one of those perennial casting rumors like Katie Price, Katie Hopkins, and Lauren Harries, but the summer of 2015 was finally her time and boy did she live up to expectations!

I really don't even know how to approach a Janice Dickinson write up, but I don't even feel like I need to say much? Like, if you aren't already convinced of her greatness, you're never going to be so why bother trying lmao. So here's a list of random things I loved about Janice in CBB16:

-when she put her legs behind her head as pictured above
-when she proudly announced that her tits are fake seemingly to nobody
-when she warned Stevi to not watch her pee because he didn't want to see that old clam
-whenever she proudly announced that she needed to pee or take a ****
-when she sat on Emma's lap to watch her best bits
-whenever she announced what her truth is
-when she wanted Old Lady Sherrie and Cancer Patient Gail to unpack her bags
-when she would sabotage Team America during tasks and pretend to be confused as to why people were mad at her, fooling no one of course
-when she may or may not have hocked a loogie at human garbage Austin Armacost
-her relationship with Chloe-Jasmine :love:
-when she trolled Austin, used his reaction as an excuse to not give him his letter from home, put on a terrible show as to destroying her own letter, and then secretly retrieved it from the garbage the next day and read it in the DR :love:
-when she offered her womb to Austin Armacost
-when she randomly interrupted an Austin/Farrah argument to shout YOU'RE NOT THE QUEEN OF REALITY, I AM!!!!!!!!

and so, so, sooooo much more. I'm pretty sure Calderyon is the only person I saw who isn't on the Janice love train, so everyone who is reading this thread should agree with this entry. Janice is just hilarious, outrageous, and so over the top. Her greatness transcends any write up I could ever do on her. She has multiple personalities that she deploys at various times, and she expertly uses them to get whatever she wants through chaos and turmoil and absurdity. She's simply made for reality TV.

And doing this write up has really inspired me to go back and watch old ANTM cycles, somehow find the Surreal Life online, AND watch her appearances on I'm A Celebrity. Long live Janice.

Clue for #2:
No more clues! Here's a breakdown of who is left though ~
1 HouseGuest from Big Brother Canada
1 Housemate from Celebrity Big Brother UK

[Pete.]

Janice was truly a CBB great and when you look at some of the people who beat her...

[Dominic]

How ****ing Bobby Davro and vile human Austin stayed over Janice still baffles me.

[Braden]

Long live Janice. Cheers to that :love:

Janice was my favourite celebrity from last years summer CBB. She's someone who could never not be entertaining. I remember my first time watching Janice as a 10-year old, screaming at Gina Choe and saying that she was dead to her because she wouldn't stand up to her bully, the Jade Cole. Tbh I wasn't too fond of her in that moment, or on ANTM entirely but she was fantastic on I'm A Celeb. I'm glad she won over the British public with her eccentric OTT personality to be placed second :flutter:

I'm not fond of people potentially ruining their legacy by going on different reality shows, so I was slightly hesitant with Janice appearing on CBB. Like I said, she's so naturally entertaining, I don't get why anybody would not enjoy her. Her relationship with Chloe was adorable and I loved it that time where she literally scowled at Austin (I think?) and said "don't raise your voice to her" after suggesting that they talk after an argument they had :p

I didn't get to the last week or so of CBB16, but I'll have to get round to it some time because that's still too much Janice to miss out on.

[reece(:]

Celerygate is an all time fave moment.

[Macie Lightfoot]

2 ~ Stevi Ritchie & Chloe-Jasmine Whichello
Celebrity Big Brother UK 16 (5th Place)
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"Is... is this just banter?"
"I don't need to know banter :rolleyes:"
"It, it just means, like, you're saying it in a jest way, like you're not being serious"

"I'd just like to say that I'm really grateful for all this food because some people in the world are starving right now"

okay let me make it clear that I really can't be arsed to deal with Stevi so this write up is going to be ALL about the beauty that is Chloe-Jasmine. alol, my Chloe love is kinda hard to explain but it's just all about her affect. Her poshness, her over the top theatrics, her emotions and feelings that bleed through every sentence she speaks, she's just such a bizarre constellation that I fell in love over the summer of 2015. I don't really give a **** about X-Factor because I think talent competitions are so so boring (American Idol was so 2002 lbr) BUT I heard fantastic things about The Face, and more specifically Chloe-Jasmine's stint on it, so I should give that a watch some time soon.

lmao I know I already said it, but Chloe's theatrics are EVERYTHING to me. She's never just sad or upset, she has to be melodramatically sobbing on her own choked tears. She's not just in love with Stevi, it's the greatest love of all. She didn't just have to temporarily give up her engagement ring for a task, she had to live as if Stevi had died. Everything that happens is to the greatest power. It's all superlatives in Chloe's mind :love:

I'm pretty sure that some people act like Chloe was USELESS and BORING which... wtf could you be any more wrong? Like, she had an intense rivalry with Gail, she had another intense rivalry/got bullied by Austin (yes I'm using the b-word deal with it), she completely iced Daniel Baldwin the **** out of there, and she was one half of the iconic Chloe-Janice :love::love::love: I think Stevi was kind of a ****ty boyfriend to Chloe while in the house (and probably out of the house too!) so it was so refreshing for Chloe to have a close friend to fight all of her battles and hate all the people she hated without a second thought. Like, is there a better bodyguard to have than Queen of Reality Janice Dickinson? The answer is obvious imo.

and as if that wasn't enough, despite behind hated both in and out of the house, Chloe was an eviction bottomgoddess who made it all the way to the funale? :love::love::love: I *LOVE* me an eviction cockroach so this just made me love her even more. And then she got 5th place and was beaten by a bunch of gross people but w/e, Chloe-Jasmine was a finalist on Celebrity Big Brother.

I'll end this write up by posting "I Want It Right Now" by Kandy Floss because lmfao Chloe-Jasmine being a member of a fictitious but ICONIC girl group :joker:

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It should be obvious who #1 is, no?

[Dominic]

Legend Chloe-Jasmine, she's an underrated gem who deserves way more appreciation :love:

Perched for B's writeup

[Calderyon]

My name has been mentioned. Thank you for the shout out.

[Calderyon]

But yeah, it business as usual. Some of the entries in the list i agree and some of the entries in the list, i´m not so fond of.

When you post the full list here, i can calculate the official percentage.

[MB.]

<3

[Black Dagger]

Chloegoddess <33

[Daniel-X]

I loathed Chloe Jasmine but your right ups have been fabulous Troy, you even make her sound quite likeable :laugh:

Excited for one of the best RTV stars of all time next :love:

[Samm]

LOVED CHLOE <333 Janice & Chloe is my fav CBB alliance eva

Here's her XF performances if you haven't already watched em;

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So robbed if it weren't for the ****ing double eliminations they had in that series then she could of at least stayed until week 4.

[Headie]

Her Toxic cover will always remain an iconic XF performance :flutter: So underrated

[Pete.]

Willow for #1?

[Jason.]

I don't really get the Chloe-Jasmine love tbh, despite your wonderful write-up of her's Troy. But your Katie Price and Janice Dickinson write-ups :flutter:

[Firewire]

Adored Chloe J <33

[reece(:]

Willow for #1?
Smith?

[Macie Lightfoot]

started working on the final write up and my computer overheated and crashed </3

[LukeB]

sounds like you need a new computer, or need to clean the fan so no dust is blocking things inside

[Dominic]

your computer couldnt handle B's perfection

[Pete.]

Will Britknee's domination ever end?

[Macie Lightfoot]

1 ~ Brittnee Blair
Big Brother Canada 3 (4th Place)
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I'm sure some of the haters think this is predictable and boring and baiting and trolling but nuh uh, Brittnee IS 2015. She's an inspiration both in real life and in Big Brother, and she's a legitimate icon. An intelligent, confident, beautiful, highly successful black plus-sized model? Brittnee's the embodiment of feminism and positive body image, which makes it even funnier that her two biggest haters are people who fetishize women of color!

Brittnee had the highest of highs and the lowest of lows in the house. Just like Runner Up Chloe-Jasmine [and Stevi], everything was to the EXTREME. Brittnee was either on top of the world as Head of Household only nominating the ****tiest men (:love:), or she was ~the professional pawn artist~ nominated to send yet another person home. She alternated between underdog and overdog every single week and it was beautiful <3

Brittnee also gets criticized for her "poor social game" but... she was best friends with Sarah, had a tight bond with Naeha, went from disliking Sindy to being super close to her, had her Thing with Bobby, had a flirty friendship with Godfrey, etc. ??? I don't get it. She wasn't a just a gamebot, she wasn't just a comp beast, she actually had a pretty well-rounded game?

Brittnee was also responsible for sending soooooo many ****ty (dudes) out of the house and I will forever be thankful for that. Like, she used her first HoH get Graig out, she won the Triple Eviction HoH and took out Kevin and ****ing ICED Willow out of there (this isn't even close to be the worst move of the season, yet some people insist it's the worst move in franchise history :rolleyes:), and she was also responsible for taking out Bruno and Pilar and kinda Zach, AND she also played a huuuge role in getting out Jordan? Name someone else with that much of an impressive track record. Go ahead, I'll wait.

This is kinda random but I also looooooved Brittnee's terrible DRs because production just fed her the worst lines and she presented them in the least convincing way possible :joker: my favorite was "you're right Kevin........ Queen B...... DOES....... have a good ring to it. :bored::bored::bored:" lmfao terribly rehearsed Brittnee was such a fantastic running gag, let's also remember when she had to host the torture HoH :joker:

Everything about Brittnee is great. She's likable, both intentionally and unintentionally funny, righteous, her gameplay was both strong and made for better viewing, she wasn't afraid to make big moves and take out ****ty people, and she was Canada's favorite! It was disappointing to see her get fourth place but she's clearly going to return for an All-Stars season so it was worth it. Here are some more Brittnee gifs. All hail the Queen.

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[Firewire]

Brittnee :lovedup:

[Pete.]

The Queen

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[Dominic]

Legend Brittnee. THE best of 2015.

[Headie]

I can't wait for a Brittnee and Ika final 2 alliance in All Stars <333

[EspeonBB]

Brittnee :love: I don't really have anything to add since your writeup covered the reasons why I love her

[reece(:]

Great writeup troy, Brittnee embodies a brilliant TV character and elevated BB3 to new highs by taking out all the trash!

[Marsh.]

Tragique

[MB.]

Brit <3 Well done on finishing the ranking

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[Macie Lightfoot]

12 ~ Tiffany Chantell and Krista Debono
The Amazing Race 27 (4th Place)
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guys I made a mistake they're way too low after exposing Paulie on Twitter :love:

[Cal.]

As for you, you ****ing slut, if you're about to suck his cock, he ****ed my pussy this morning, so enjoy the taste of my pussy.

[Jason.]

I loved this (even though I only read the write-ups about the people I knew). Do another one for 2016 at the end of the year

[MB.]

Debbie/Kelsey/Gemma top 3 confirmed?

[Pete.]

I loved this (even though I only read the write-ups about the people I knew). Do another one for 2016 at the end of the year
This is a must

[Braden]

This list was lacking Vanessa Rousso.

[Macie Lightfoot]

sorry I just couldn't find THE REASON to include her :(

[Oaker]

Why wasn't Alicia Douvall on this list

[Braden]

sorry I just couldn't find THE REASON to include her :(

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But no, I complemented this list at the time and it's still fresh and flaw-free. I hope there's some form of list in 2016 :love:

[reece(:]

Debbie/Kelsey/Gemma top 3 confirmed?

The Natalie Negrotti is coming for that top 3

[Headie]

#AjeeWilsonsCerealBox4TroysTopTwenty2k16