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waterhog
27-12-2015, 09:04 AM
after christmas poetry sale - blame - your seduction 27.12.15



come in and come closer

it is the sale of the century

this deal is hotter then any samosa

i insist its one at a time policy entry.

you have everything you need

all at a bargain price

self advertising is this feed

a phone box advert that will entice.

70% off my dignity

so 30% is a deal

cram in now and feel the humidity

what your eyes see is real.

yes you can haggle

try and get me lower

i am as solid as a rock and no fraggle

not even tempted if you are a good blower.

10% more and not one more penny

so you are paying less then a third

i have been robbed by many

at mathematics i was no nerd.

only 20% left to hold

i can make one more reduction

your skill has left me cold

my poetry is free and i blame you seduction.

Gusto Brunt
27-12-2015, 09:57 AM
after christmas poetry sale - blame - your seduction 27.12.15



come in and come closer

it is the sale of the century

this deal is hotter then any samosa

i insist its one at a time policy entry.

you have everything you need

all at a bargain price

self advertising is this feed

a phone box advert that will entice.

70% off my dignity

so 30% is a deal

cram in now and feel the humidity

what your eyes see is real.

yes you can haggle

try and get me lower

i am as solid as a rock and no fraggle

not even tempted if you are a good blower.

10% more and not one more penny

so you are paying less then a third

i have been robbed by many

at mathematics i was no nerd.

only 20% left to hold

i can make one more reduction

your skill has left me cold

my poetry is free and i blame you seduction.


Nice poem, Waterhog. :)

CHRISTMAS TELLY

Oh what happened to the Christmas telly
As I stare at the box, filling my belly
With turkey and mince pies
Till they come out my eyes

Watching the box, there's nothing on
Please ITV, BBC, I mean, come on
You get paid huge sums to make TV shows
And what you you screen, Heaven knows

Just absolute rubbish from wall to wall
Look I am by no means a know-all
But I know my stuff
Not meaning to be gruff
I know what's good
Like a good Brunt should :D

TV telly at Christmas is ****e:nono:
And for this I'll fight :nono:
Better TV shows I want now
How the heck we get 'em I know how

Put on a DVD of my choice
No, no, not the Best of Max Boyce! :joker:

A horror film for me
Look, come and see
Dracula, tis the title of the DVD
Not really fit for Christmas TV.:joker:

waterhog
27-12-2015, 10:40 AM
what can I say brunt - 100% really enjoyed that and its so true.

Gusto Brunt
27-12-2015, 01:32 PM
what can I say brunt - 100% really enjoyed that and its so true.

Ha ha. My DVD has been on overdrive for the past four days.:joker:

waterhog
28-12-2015, 08:29 AM
I hope its all above board what you are watching brunt ?