Me legs stuck in the slats of me bed!!!

[Cal.]

Quick solutions girlies!!!

[Cal.]

False alarm

[Cal.]

Lovey thread this was

Will look back and love

[Ninastar]

rip

[reece(:]

Glad to know you're ok chickpea :hug:

[Cal.]

T'doctor said it was touch and go for a minute

[T*]

that is such a me thing

[Calderyon]

Yep.

[Cal.]

I'm saved! Make sure there's people waiting for when the emergency services drag me out

[Samm]

Tragic! This chick was just baking some buns for the funeral service

[Margarine.]

i fookin wasted a fiver on a new hat for your funeral

[Jack_]

chat **** get banged

[LukeB]

chat **** get banged

I saw this on a fb status today :suspect:

[Denver]

chat **** get banged

Not a 5 year old status making a comeback :facepalm:

[Denver]

I hope the bed is ok

[Jack_]

Not a 5 year old status making a comeback :facepalm:

shat on five year old

[Ammi]

She may be the reason I survive
The why and wherefore I'm alive
The one I'll care for through the rough in many years
Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears
And make them all my souvenirs
For where she goes I've got to be
The meaning of my life is she
She
She..who is she...



..I'm glad you're ok (chick..)..I don't want to have to sing this too soon...

[arista]

chat **** get banged


Jack "Banged" is not a word


Thats a Dirty Word


Example
"Yo man i banged that biatch so many"

[arista]

i fookin wasted a fiver on a new hat for your funeral


How Nice

[Josy]

It's just not realistic

[Calderyon]

Maybe if you don´t have mattress in it, it would be possible. :think:

[Denver]

Maybe if you don´t have mattress in it. :

Why wouldn't you have a mattress ? :hehe:

[Calderyon]

I don´t know, i´m just speculating.

Mattressofobia?

My mistake it´s actually Clinofobia, fear of beds.

[Ashley.]

i fookin wasted a fiver on a new hat for your funeral

I love it when the sig matches the post. :laugh: