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hbk4894
03-01-2016, 05:49 PM
got to be when i was about 10 or 11 when my mate asked a girl out for me i didnt really know and she was the sister of a guy who we were friends with and he didnt like it.

MB.
03-01-2016, 05:50 PM
When they accused me of heterophobia

Mitchell
03-01-2016, 05:51 PM
When I told them I was raving for cock

Will.
03-01-2016, 05:52 PM
When they accused me of heterophobia

Same.

UserSince2005
03-01-2016, 05:53 PM
I don't deal with females ever! im a gay in the bedroom and a lad in the streets.

Mitchell
03-01-2016, 05:54 PM
I don't deal with females ever! im a gay in the bedroom and a lad in the streets.

call me

Denver
03-01-2016, 05:55 PM
When thier false teeth fell out

#cbbyourviews

JoshBB
03-01-2016, 06:04 PM
I don't deal with females ever! im a gay in the bedroom and a lad in the streets.

let me guess.. masc4masc straight-acting only? :laugh:

JoshBB
03-01-2016, 06:05 PM
my most awkward moment is when 80% of the female population refer to me as their 'gay best friend', like no.. don't flatter yourself.

Ninastar
03-01-2016, 06:06 PM
sex

T*
03-01-2016, 06:06 PM
*sniffs*
I smell heteronormative behaviour

MB.
03-01-2016, 06:09 PM
*sniffs*
I smell

Which I guess explains why you haven't had many moments with the opposite sex

UserSince2005
03-01-2016, 06:48 PM
let me guess.. masc4masc straight-acting only? :laugh:

Ha yeah my grinder does say something along those lines :p

Smithy
03-01-2016, 06:58 PM
When a friend got drunk and tried to snog my face of/take my shirt off and then proceeded to grind up against me on a set of railings

Firewire
03-01-2016, 07:00 PM
When a friend got drunk and tried to snog my face of/take my shirt off and then proceeded to grind up against me on a set of railings

this did not happen

Kyle
03-01-2016, 07:01 PM
Kyle I can see you staring through my bedroom window. Go away or I'll call the cops...













...again.

Smithy
03-01-2016, 07:02 PM
this did not happen

Swear down on my life it did :joker:

Firewire
03-01-2016, 07:07 PM
i was groped in high school during ceilidh dancing

Ross.
03-01-2016, 07:08 PM
i was groped in high school during ceilidh dancing

this did not happen

.

Firewire
03-01-2016, 07:09 PM
this dad happen actually she was 6 foot and i was like 12 and afraid of her but then she got pregnant when she was like 15 and left school so i'm clearly the winner in all of this

Ross.
03-01-2016, 07:10 PM
this dad happen actually she was 6 foot and i was like 12 and afraid of her but then she got pregnant when she was like 15 and left school so i'm clearly the winner in all of this

are you the father

Firewire
03-01-2016, 07:11 PM
are you the father

ew no

MB.
03-01-2016, 08:15 PM
ew no

this dad happen actually she was 6 foot and i was like 12 and afraid of her but then she got pregnant when she was like 15 and left school so i'm clearly the winner in all of this

https://media.riffsy.com/images/c936f2050d754c024fef9e1b443b06fb/raw

smudgie
05-01-2016, 11:10 AM
Most awkward moment..calling a fella the wrong name in bed.
Forgot who I was with :blush:

Jessica.
05-01-2016, 11:41 AM
Yesterday my boyfriend said the bathroom was smelly after I had been in there, I didn't smell anything. :bawling:

Firewire
05-01-2016, 11:43 AM
https://media.riffsy.com/images/c936f2050d754c024fef9e1b443b06fb/raw

Bye

Crimson Dynamo
05-01-2016, 03:50 PM
some butter and a ruined futon...

https://gabrielleholly.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/britney-embarrassed.gif?w=430&h=241