Things that haven't happened in BB yet

[JoshBB]

Name absolutely anything that we have yet to happen, whether you'd like to see it or not.

We haven't seen anyone pulled off of the stage during their eviction yet

[Jake.]

An ejection

[zakman440]

Channel 5 sticking to the format?

[Jason.]

The presenter/Emma falling off the stage

[MB.]

We haven't seen a baby pop out of a woman's vagina and become a fully-fledged housemate in its own right

This is the series, I feel it in my waters

[JoshBB]

An ejection

(i mean out of all uk series)

[Jamie89]

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[Wizard.]

We haven't seen a baby pop out of a woman's vagina and become a fully-fledged housemate in its own right

This is the series, I feel it in my waters

Would the baby get housemates rights? Like how would it nominate? Whoever is holding the baby whilst it ****s gets evicted?

[T*]

Emma shoving the mic up her vag

[MB.]

Would the baby get housemates rights? Like how would it nominate? Whoever is holding the baby whilst it ****s gets evicted?

Well if it worked for Emma Greenwood

[Paul Kersey]

The presenter/Emma falling off the stage

Emma shoving the mic up her vag

:laugh:

[Wizard.]

Paul from the BOTS audience and from Xtra Factor Skype call-in fame becoming a housemate?

[Jason.]

6en_W3hhZBg

Jarrod to GPF teas. Literally

[Amy Jade]

A housemate being sniped as they left the house

[Jamie89]

Jarrod to GPF teas. Literally

:joker:

[MB.]

A housemate being sniped as they left the house

Well why else did they cut to an ad break the minute Wolfy left

[Jason.]

Well why else did they cut to an ad break the minute Wolfy left

omfg :joker:

[Lostie!]

A death in the house.

I hope it never does happen obviously!

[Jason.]

A death in the house.

I hope it never does happen obviously!

C5 would love that for rating/media coverage purposes though lbr

[Amy Jade]

A death in the house.

I hope it never does happen obviously!

Especially if they're not in my death list

[reece(:]

Normal nominations

[MB.]

I've genuinely wondered if they'd ever be sick enough to stick a mannequin in the bottom of the pool overnight and pretend it's one of the housemates

[Amy Jade]

A black girl winning :(

[JoshBB]

I've genuinely wondered if they'd ever be sick enough to stick a mannequin in the bottom of the pool overnight and pretend it's one of the housemates


:laugh2:

[JoshBB]

I would quite like to see heterophobia in the house

[Amy Jade]

An actual Celebrity entering CBB

[MB.]

I would quite like to see heterophobia in the house

Are they a new boy band

[Jason.]

A black girl winning :(

Your wish will soon come true as Tiffany will be walking out of those doors victorious in 3 weeks time

(yeah she won't)

[Jamie89]

A man being evicted first (No, Simon doesn't count! :fist:)

[Wizard.]

They haven't pulled a Dead Set stunt and pretended that the outside world has been taken over by zombies and then sent in zombie actors to bite the fat housemate

[Jason.]

A man being evicted first (No, Simon doesn't count! :fist:)

Jarvio is that you?

[Jamie89]

^^^ BB, not CBB.... obvs

[MB.]

They haven't pulled a Dead Set stunt and pretended that the outside world has been taken over by zombies and then sent in zombie actors to bite the fat housemate

That was pretty much a task in BB14 tho

[Lostie!]

I've genuinely wondered if they'd ever be sick enough to stick a mannequin in the bottom of the pool overnight and pretend it's one of the housemates

:joker::joker:

[MB.]

I should write that as the nu Dead Set tbh

[Mitchell]

I've genuinely wondered if they'd ever be sick enough to stick a mannequin in the bottom of the pool overnight and pretend it's one of the housemates

BB17 ahoy

[Lostie!]

There's never been an epidemic in the house. I don't mean something dramatic and unrealistic, but like a mild strain of flu or something. :laugh:

[MB.]

There's never been an epidemic in the house. I don't mean something dramatic and unrealistic, but like a mild strain of flu or something. :laugh:

BB17: Ebola Bomb?

[MB.]

Tuberculosis Trip?

[sampvt]

I would quite like to see heterophobia in the house

Bots has a moratorium on that

[MB.]

Secrets & Large B Cell Diffuse Lymphoma?

[Babayaro.]

Big Brother's Big Foot and Mouth disease

[Jason.]

There's never been an epidemic in the house. I don't mean something dramatic and unrealistic, but like a mild strain of flu or something. :laugh:

You just want the worst to happen to all these housemates don't you? :laugh:

[MB.]

Big Brother's Big Foot and Mouth disease

As opposed to what Winston's got, Big Brother's Big Foot in Mouth disease

BANTER

[reece(:]

A conjoined housemate

[JoshBB]

It would be funny to lock a housemate out in the garden for a few days without explanation. Imagine seeing the housemates crowd around the backdoors looking in confusion :laugh:

[MB.]

It would be funny to lock a housemate out in the garden for a few days without explanation. Imagine seeing the housemates crowd around the backdoors looking in confusion :laugh:

Tell that to Shahbaz

[Lostie!]

You just want the worst to happen to all these housemates don't you? :laugh:

I never said I wanted it!!

Well an epidemic would be an interesting storyline but not a deadly one! That's why I specified mild flu. :hmph:

[Jason.]

It would be funny to lock a housemate out in the garden for a few days without explanation. Imagine seeing the housemates crowd around the backdoors looking in confusion :laugh:

Well we had Shahbaz. Although it was the housemates locking him out not BB

[Babayaro.]

It would be funny to lock a housemate out in the garden for a few days without explanation. Imagine seeing the housemates crowd around the backdoors looking in confusion :laugh:

A Shahbaz Chauhdry tea

[MB.]

A conjoined housemate

Oh, I don't know, Michelle Visage seemed pretty far up Katie Hopkins' arse

[Babayaro.]

**** sake

[Ross.]

Oh, I don't know, Michelle Visage seemed pretty far up Katie Hopkins' arse

:joker:

[Wizard.]

A conjoined housemate
Abby and Britney the new Amy and Sally?

[Jason.]

I never said I wanted it!!

Well an epidemic would be an interesting storyline but not a deadly one! That's why I specified mild flu. :hmph:

The Summer 2014 house was close enough. Stimberly shagging and contaminating the house with herpes, resulting in Kimberly having to walk because she was "ill" and then Claire the same thing a few weeks later in CBB14.

Should have it fumigated for CBB14 tbh

[MB.]

One of the rare occasions when Marc hasn't come first on Shahbaz, there

[Ross.]

I've genuinely wondered if they'd ever be sick enough to stick a mannequin in the bottom of the pool overnight and pretend it's one of the housemates

:joker:

I worry for you MB

[Lostie!]

The Summer 2014 house was close enough. Stimberly shagging and contaminating the house with herpes, resulting in Kimberly having to walk because she was "ill" and then Claire the same thing a few weeks later in CBB14.

Should have it fumigated for CBB14 tbh

Bye if Steverly had anything to do with underrated Claire having to leave before her time. D:

[MB.]

:joker:

I worry for you MB

I mean this a show that put Helen Wood in the house

Twice

It's practically the same thing as faking murder

[MB.]

(didn't Claire have to leave because of an infected colon or s/t cheerful like that)

[EspeonBB]

A housemate who is on TiBB (or maybe this has already happened :laugh:)

[Babayaro.]

One of the rare occasions when Marc hasn't come first on Shahbaz, there
:clap1:

[JoshBB]

Nobody has ever refused to leave the house

[MB.]

Nobody has ever refused to leave the house

Kitten?

[Jason.]

Nobody has ever refused to leave the house

Kitten?

[Jason.]

FFS MB :fist:

[MB.]

A housemate who is on TiBB (or maybe this has already happened :laugh:)

There've been housemates who joined TiBB afterwards... doubt it the other way round but didn't someone (Sawyer?) say they were almost in the BB14 line-up?

[MB.]

Kitten?

[Jason.]

I swear Nick BB16 had a TiBB account but never said what it was or am I imagining things?

[Babayaro.]

Yeah I think Nick might have been on here

[Jamie89]

Gay sex

[MB.]

Yeah I think Nick might have been on here

kathyisasexybitch probs

[Ross.]

I save Helen

[Lostie!]

Yeah I think Nick might have been on here

I suspect MB tbh.

[Ross.]

Oh so that's where is Harry Amelia love comes from

[Babayaro.]

well well well

[MB.]

She didn't get to third in the TiBB thingymarankywotsit on my rigging alone

[Jason.]

Oh so that's why he wasn't online from May till July :suspect:

[MB.]

But yes it's true

[Ross.]

She didn't get to third in the TiBB thingymarankywotsit on my rigging alone

I'm still waiting on the evidence that proves you didn't rig it tbh

[JoshBB]

Kitten?

(didnt know about this, just watched the clip now)

But I mean like a full-blown refusal, to the point where they have to send security in.. on a live eviction with an audience too. That would be golden.

[MB.]

I'm still waiting on the evidence that proves you didn't rig it tbh

Well everyone can post their bloody votes then can't they

[MB.]

(also if I did rig it I'd settle for more than third for Harry Ameliqueen obvs)

[Jason.]

I still don't get why Ross never has a profile fave and when he does it's Sherrie Hewson from a series of CBB which isn't even the recent series. Where's Gemma Collins?

[Lostie!]

Oh so that's where is Harry Amelia love comes from

Exactement, mon amie.

http://girlonthepark.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/poirot-suchet.jpg

[Wizard.]

(didnt know about this, just watched the clip now)

But I mean like a full-blown refusal, to the point where they have to send security in.. on a live eviction with an audience too. That would be golden.

I miss Davinas eviction intros. "Welcome to Hells Kitten"

[Ross.]

ITS UNTIDY ON MY PROFILE

also icr why Sherrie is still there

[Jason.]

I miss Davinas eviction intros. "Welcome to Hells Kitten"

They should bring them back.

Christ you've made Lostie want to talk about Hells Kitchen 15 now :worry:

[Jamie89]

(didnt know about this, just watched the clip now)

But I mean like a full-blown refusal, to the point where they have to send security in.. on a live eviction with an audience too. That would be golden.

I searched for it and got this:

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It has 14 million views D:

[Jason.]

ITS UNTIDY ON MY PROFILE

also icr why Sherrie is still there

Replace her with Gemma. Having one isn't untidy

[MB.]

Exactement, mon amie.

http://girlonthepark.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/poirot-suchet.jpg

Says you, Monsieur 18-Points-to-Max-Stone :idc:

[Jason.]

I searched for it and got this:

Fj73JF_bhjc

It has 14 million views D:

Why are you so surprised? It's BB5

[JoshBB]

I searched for it and got this:

Fj73JF_bhjc

It has 14 million views D:

the cat is me

[MB.]

I searched for it and got this:

Fj73JF_bhjc

It has 14 million views D:

I did a similar thing with my pet lobster

[Jamie89]

Why are you so surprised? It's BB5

I don't remember that happening on BB5 :suspect:

[Jason.]

Says you, Monsieur 18-Points-to-Max-Stone :idc:

CLOCK HA

(idk who Max Stone is)(why am I talking in brackets now)(look what you've done)

[MB.]

Why are you so surprised? It's BB5

I must have missed that episode of BB5

[Ross.]

Replace her with Gemma. Having one isn't untidy

I just did

A dog avi is returning but it's not quite the same dog avi I had before

[MB.]

(I remember the kitten episode of BB6 fondly, mind)

[Ross.]

Says you, Monsieur 18-Points-to-Max-Stone :idc:

What a very well deserved 18 points for Max

[Lostie!]

Says you, Monsieur 18-Points-to-Max-Stone :idc:

Whatever happened to host / voter confidentiality? :hmph:

But yes I am indeed Max Stone's girlfriend.

[Jason.]

I just did

A dog avi is returning but it's not quite the same dog avi I had before

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I have no time for impostors :nono:

[Ross.]

You'll what I mean when Lostie bothers to make it for me tbh

[Ross.]

Oh have I derailed the thread

[Jason.]

If I notice any changes, I will be running a hate campaign for you on TiBB BB, so be careful with your choices

[Lostie!]

Oh have I derailed the thread

Isn't this the lounge?

[Jason.]

Oh have I derailed the thread

No that's my thing. Stop stealing.

So guys, what's your BB13 rankings?

[MB.]

Whatever happened to host / voter confidentiality? :hmph:

But yes I am indeed Max Stone's girlfriend.

You should be grateful I haven't told anyone about you giving 25 points to Ken Morley

[Ross.]

If I notice any changes, I will be running a hate campaign for you on TiBB BB, so be careful with your choices

You're late I'm afraid there already is one

[MB.]

I guess none of these things have happened on BB so we're technically still on topic

[Ross.]

No that's my thing. Stop stealing.

So guys, what's your BB13 rankings?

:joker:

[Ross.]

You should be grateful I haven't told anyone about you giving 25 points to Ken Morley

There's something I didn't understand

I gave icons Densie & James Earl like 19 points yet they didn't make the list when showbiz Simon had like 2 points

I just don't get it

[JoshBB]

Moving this thread back on topic......... there's never been an attempt to poison someone's food

[Babayaro.]

Moving this thread back on topic......... there's never been an attempt to poison someone's food

What kind of Maxwell's scab shade

[MB.]

There's something I didn't understand

I gave icons Densie & James Earl like 19 points yet they didn't make the list when showbiz Simon had like 2 points

I just don't get it

You qualify if you get more than one vote, Denise & James Earl got 19 points (well less than that because otherwise they'd have qualified for the repechage round) but only one vote whereas Simon got 3 points but shared between two votes

I've already explained this to LukeB enough times :nono:

[JoshBB]

What kind of Maxwell's scab shade

I haven't watched that series (as well as every series before BB15 except for BB7), but :omgno: I guess i'm wrong

[MB.]

Josh mate brush up on your British history

[Ross.]

You qualify if you get more than one vote, Denise & James Earl got 19 points (well less than that because otherwise they'd have qualified for the repechage round) but only one vote whereas Simon got 3 points but shared between two votes

I've already explained this to LukeB enough times :nono:

Bye why did Macie not support me

Saying that I haven't actually watched past like the 4th episode so maybe they went **** idk

You allowed Monica through MB and I will never forgive you for that

[MB.]

Bye why did Macie not support me

Saying that I haven't actually watched past like the 4th episode so maybe they went **** idk

You allowed Monica through MB and I will never forgive you for that

(Ben might have voted for them because he chose a ton of Amazing Race people but I had to get him to change his vote since he ranked them seperately) (he didn't bloody come online until after I'd closed the vote </3)

[MB.]

The BB producers have never had to chase Ben up for his vote :(

[Lostie!]

Nobody's ever smashed through the glass doors to the garden or the camera run mirrors.

And no that's not that random, I recall it happening in a series of BBAU, when playing football a guy ended up colliding into one of the garden mirrors. :laugh:

You should be grateful I haven't told anyone about you giving 25 points to Ken Morley

Purely for my appreciation of Reg Holdsworth tbh.

[Ross.]

(Ben might have voted for them because he chose a ton of Amazing Race people but I had to get him to change his vote since he ranked them seperately) (he didn't bloody come online until after I'd closed the vote </3)

I can't believe you rigged Denise and James Earl out of the game because they were a threat to Harry

[Babayaro.]

Ross' posts need deleted because they are irrelevant to the thread

Thank you

[Ross.]

Ross' posts need deleted because they are irrelevant to the thread

Thank you

Okay I'll stop it was just an important matter I had to discuss with MB

[MB.]

I can't believe you rigged Denise and James Earl out of the game because they were a threat to Harry

Yes, 15 points compared to 189

[MB.]

Things that haven't happened in BB yet: Harry Amelia hasn't won (of course this will all be rectified in Ultimate Big Brother 2: Electric Boogaloo)

[Ross.]

Yes, 15 points compared to 189

It was so close!

[Babayaro.]

I'd love to see a human sacrifice in the swimming pool tbh

[Lostie!]

An audience member's never ran up the stairs and into the house during an eviction.

And now I really want to see that.

[Babayaro.]

But that's not necessarily Big Brother related

[MB.]

I'd love to see a human sacrifice in the swimming pool tbh

Jale being sacrificed to the slug gods?

[Ross.]

Jale being sacrificed to the slug gods?

*gasps*

[Babayaro.]

Jale being sacrificed to the slug gods?

I said human, dear

[Babayaro.]

Why am I saying dear now

[MB.]

I said human, dear

This sentence is a contradiction

[Babayaro.]

I can't @ the sheer ignorance being shown for that comma, MB

[MB.]

And the correct spelling of 'deer'

[Babayaro.]

Welp

[Babayaro.]

I didn't even notice

[T*]

the eye platform spinning out of control and collapsing

[MB.]

Dr Dance spinning out of control and collapsing

[Wizard.]

Brian Dowling being a good presenter

[Lostie!]

the eye platform spinning out of control and collapsing

:joker:

[JoshBB]

A house fire

[MB.]

A house fire

Big Brother Africa shade?

[T*]

Rylan accidentally saying something racist to the audience

[T*]

Dr Dance spinning out of control and collapsing


......:fc:

[Paul Kersey]

Rylan accidentally saying something racist to the audience

:cheer2: