What do you call your vagina (or penis)

[Amy Jade]

I've always called mine my fairy, my mum always used to say it so I've adopted it

[Will.]

turbo dick.

[Crimson Dynamo]

colin

[MB.]

I find the classic 'vagina' tends to do the job

[Amy Jade]

I find the classic 'vagina' tends to do the job

Wouldn't you feel odd saying vagina to a friend or your mum?

I always thought you were a boy!

[MB.]

I thought I was a boy until this thread too

[Vicky.]

I don't often talk about it tbh, only time I recall has been at the doctors at some point. During which I used vagina. I think anything else may have been inappropriate :joker:

[Glenn.]

Ambitious

[Livia]

Schmundie.

[Smithy]

A burden

[Jay28jay2]

Vagina- Fairy, Foof, Pussy (adjoa teas)
Penis- Willie, C*ck

[Firewire]

Cheban

[Samm]

I don't call it a name :unsure:

[Livia]

Cheban

Which would make him a Cheban head.


I don't call it a name :unsure:

What do you do, point at it? Kind of nod towards it?

[MB.]

Cheban

At least I'll know what you're on about if you start mentioning "rubbing Chebans"

Vagina- Fairy, Foof, Pussy (adjoa teas)
Penis- Willie, C*ck

...you've got both? Blimey

[Livia]

I have it on good authority that Leather Trumpet calls his Lieutenant-Colonel Leighton Carthcart Dalrymple of the Light Dragoons. But once you get to know him, just The Colonel.

[smudgie]

I once had brain block and called it me bits to the doctor..when asked what me bits mean I blurted out me fanny.
I would normally do a good Les Dawson impersonation, cross my arms, gurn and say , you know..down below.:joker:
My twopence, foof, flue, or Mary Ann. Privates, anything apart from the obvious Vagina I suppose.:laugh:
Used to call sons his todger when he was little..also known as. John Thomas.

[Kazanne]

I have it on good authority that Leather Trumpet calls his Lieutenant-Colonel Leighton Carthcart Dalrymple of the Light Dragoons. But once you get to know him, just The Colonel.

:joker:Would love to see that tattoo:laugh::laugh:

[Shaun]

Helen

[Ninastar]

depends on what kind of mood im in

[King Gizzard]

I don't the banhammer

[Calderyon]

D*ck or Penis.

It´s different in Finnish though.

[RichardG]

kim jongin

[Jessica.]

Little Jess

[Jay.]

my boy

[Ashley.]

Vagina.

"Sausage Holder" sounds quite cute though. "Nut-house" from time to time.

[rubymoo]

When my girls were really little (under 7) we'd refer to their 'bits' as doodoo.

After 7 it was just normal vagina.

[jennyjuniper]

If I'm talking to an adult I would say vagina, but when my children were small I referred to the genital area as their private places or privates.

[Ryan57]

I have two names for my penis. Mostly it's called Arnold. However when EastEnders is on, especially if Big Mo comes on screen, I call it Wellard.

[lostalex]

it

[Babayaro.]

Brian

[Jake.]

jake jr

[Black Dagger]

Neglected

[Kizzy]

Dyson

[T*]

The entire lyrics to The Veronicas- Untouched

[kirklancaster]

I call my dick 'Lucky' and my wife's vagina 'Even Luckier'. :hehe: