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waterhog
15-01-2016, 07:57 AM
would you pour megan a drink in your local ? yes or no poll ? 15.01.16


in my local i do need
no one is saying melting butter
megan is a pure liquid feed
with her she can drag me through the gutter.
i no its not cheap
but the money i will cable
until we down a few you will think "creep"
you can be cain and i will be able.
so impressed with your elegance
a lady with strength and stamina
this lady code has no negligence
megan to a fall you are harder then any hammer.
at tiffany it did snap
but she also had anger
november the 5th lets scrap
you will see no bigger banger.
megan i am impressed
the drink did bring out no snore
so its clear what i have expressed
let me drink this and megan can one for you i pour.
Fosse
15-01-2016, 09:47 AM
I'd hook her up to an IV drip with equal, alternating measures of gin and valium.
Kizzy
15-01-2016, 10:21 AM
No I would not! I'd advise her to never drink again.
rubymoo
15-01-2016, 10:51 AM
No I would not! I'd advise her to never drink again.

This^^^^
arista
15-01-2016, 10:55 AM
Yes I would poor the Lady
a nice Vodka

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/14/22/302CD93A00000578-3400198-image-a-104_1452810864941.jpg
She Needs Love
and on 1080i vision
we love your Turbo Temper
Erik B
15-01-2016, 11:35 AM
A different line suggested to this poem:

you get cained 'cause I am able
jaxie
15-01-2016, 11:58 AM
Megan would probably be drunk before I got to buy her a drink and if she wasn't on plastic glasses I'd make a swift exit for my personal safety and the cats.
Carl Jayson
15-01-2016, 12:53 PM
I wouldn't pour her a drink but I would smash an empty glass over her head.
Northern Monkey
15-01-2016, 01:55 PM
I'd pour her a Fanta if she was lucky
Denver
15-01-2016, 01:59 PM
I would pourt her a drink then throw it on the skanky cow
Vicky.
15-01-2016, 02:01 PM
She wouldn't be in my local...the locals would have booted her out before she got to the bar :laugh:
Northern Monkey
15-01-2016, 02:08 PM
Bloody Southerners can't handle abit of wine.I drank more than her before lunch time Crimbo day.
Vicky.
15-01-2016, 02:16 PM
What I want to know it how on earth year after year do they get SO pissed on what looks like such a tiny amount of alcohol.

I dont remember who it was but a few years back some lass got absolutely slaughtered on 2 cans of cheap lager?!
Northern Monkey
15-01-2016, 02:20 PM
What I want to know it how on earth year after year do they get SO pissed on what looks like such a tiny amount of alcohol.

I dont remember who it was but a few years back some lass got absolutely slaughtered on 2 cans of cheap lager?!

Southerners(was gonna say women but already used that joke)