Jeremy's 10" Penis sent a girl to A&E

[Crimson Dynamo]

:omgno:


and he has shagged 1000 girls

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7184629.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Jeremy-McConnell.jpg



http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/cbbs-jeremy-mcconnells-penis-sent-7184876

[Vicky.]

Lovely...

10inches aint all that big tbh, I doubt it was the snake alone that was the issue

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lovely...

10inches aint all that big tbh, I doubt it was the snake alone that was the issue

:nono:

You have never been pounded with a hard 10" skin pencil Vicky

[Denver]

I wanna see it

[Vicky.]

No comment :hehe:

[Josy]

Jeremy creeps me out a bit

[Northern Monkey]

Lovely...

10inches aint all that big tbh, I doubt it was the snake alone that was the issue

What d'you mean "aint all that big"?
That's just pure greed
Anyway my misses says it's the personality that counts:laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

10inches aint all that big tbh

what?

[Vicky.]

what?

What I mean is, it is not large enough to 'rupture an appendix' :laugh:

Its obviously massive compared to average.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jeremy creeps me out a bit

Come now Josy, you would not say no to a right good go on that 10" of pulsating pumping power


:fan:

[Josy]

Come now Josy, you would not say no to a right good go on that 10" of pulsating pumping power


:fan:
Don't make me sick

[Carl Jayson]

Shame he's really ugly

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the guy who sold the story is really ugly :'(

[Vicky.]

Shame he's really ugly

I wouldn't say he was ugly tbh, though the neck tattoo has ruined him

His eyes are magnificent :love:

[Carl Jayson]

I wouldn't say he was ugly tbh, though the neck tattoo has ruined him

His eyes are magnificent :love:

He would be good looking without the neck tattoo but it just makes him look ugly I'm sorry, but it's true.

[sampvt]

What d'you mean "aint all that big"?
That's just pure greed
Anyway my misses says it's the personality that counts:laugh:

Ive never heard of a willy with a personality before, what a lucky man you are.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

seriously though why is he friends with that ugly old man

[Denver]

At least we know Stephanie's reasons now

[Northern Monkey]

Ive never heard of a willy with a personality before, what a lucky man you are.That's where i keep my brains:laugh:

[Cherie]

Ive never heard of a willy with a personality before, what a lucky man you are.

That's where i keep my brains:laugh:

:joker:

[Jordan.]

seriously though why is he friends with that ugly old man

The real accident and emergency

[letmein]

Lovely...

10inches aint all that big tbh, I doubt it was the snake alone that was the issue

On which planet are you posting from? :shocked:

[Vicky.]

What I mean is, it is not large enough to 'rupture an appendix' :laugh:

Its obviously massive compared to average.
^
On which planet are you posting from? :shocked:

:tongue:

[Northern Monkey]

^


:tongue:

Well done.You've just made us all feel insecure

*puts tape measure back in drawer dies a little inside

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not this thread exposing Vicky as a Monster-cock craving sexpot

:omgno:

[Jessica.]

@Vicky isn't the average lady-tunnel only 7 inches long though?

[Crimson Dynamo]

@Vicky isn't the average lady-tunnel only 7 inches long though?

which one

they have 3?

:hehe:

[Jessica.]

which one

they have 3?

:hehe:
:umm2: use your imagination

[T*]

surejan.gif

[Northern Monkey]

:umm2: use your imagination

He is that's the problem:joker:

[Vicky.]

@Vicky isn't the average lady-tunnel only 7 inches long though?

I have no idea :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

He seems to have made a cock up during his stint in the house too, now we know why.:hehe:

[hot2go]

seriously though why is he friends with that ugly old man

What ugly old man ?

[Crimson Dynamo]

What ugly old man ?


David Gest? :shrug:

[alex_front2]

seriously though why is he friends with that ugly old man

I read he lost his mother when he was a lad and then he lost his brother and sister within a week of each other so he probably wants family type people in his life.

[hot2go]

David Gest? :shrug:

Ugly is the way people behave not the way they look......and when was it OK to be so ageist on here.....I hear all these fake complaints of racism ....that have not even taken place in the house at all....yet the homophobic and ageist remarks go unchallenged by the regulators of this site....
David Gest is witty and funny and actually kind and reasonable....those qualities are very attractive .....if you want to really know what ugly looks like then look at Tiffany and Megan
Leave David Gest alone....he's the guy you'd want in your corner when the s-it hits the fan

[Vanessa]

Omg that's way too big :laugh:

[hot2go]

Jeremy is a single horny guy who's got a girl he finds attractive throwing herself at him in a confined space with no exit doors....he's only human...and what's the problem with having a ten inch dick ? Are you suggesting that guys with ten inches are criminal if they f- ck someone....? Ten inch cocks don't put people in hospital.....there were obv other factors involved....that's if the story has even a grain of truth in the first place.

[Mitchell]

Got nothing on mine then

[Dominic]

I love exaggerating

[Tarryn]

My Mum is visiting & just saw me reading this thread :facepalm:

[Vanessa]

My Mum is visiting & just saw me reading this thread :facepalm:

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ugly is the way people behave not the way they look......and when was it OK to be so ageist on here.....I hear all these fake complaints of racism ....that have not even taken place in the house at all....yet the homophobic and ageist remarks go unchallenged by the regulators of this site....
David Gest is witty and funny and actually kind and reasonable....those qualities are very attractive .....if you want to really know what ugly looks like then look at Tiffany and Megan
Leave David Gest alone....he's the guy you'd want in your corner when the s-it hits the fan

well i like david but I would struggle to call him young and attractive

:think:

[reece(:]

He is hideous

[hot2go]

well i like david but I would struggle to call him young and attractive

:think:

I didn't say he was young, I said his age shouldn't make him unattractive.....and it was in response to the confusion people have as to why Jeremy would want to be friends with him....I can see and I listed many reasons why people would want to be friends with him....I think he's charming and the funniest person in there...,I want him to win....the real ugly people in the house are the young girls who think they're beautiful when in fact they're hard and disrespectful with no class and no manners.
David is attractive on the inside that's 50% more than Tiffany and Christopher who are unattractive inside and out

[alex_front2]

10 inches? So what I bet Caitlyn Jenner has a bigger penis. Women with bigger willies than Jeremy now.

[Kazanne]

10 inches it totally useless,unless you know how to use it,it's like having a Ferrari and not being able to drive,he's only had a 1000 women(as if) because some women would shag anything and he seem the Wham Bam ,thankyou mam,kinda guy.great eyes that's it nothing else fanciable at all.

[Kazanne]

I didn't say he was young, I said his age shouldn't make him unattractive.....and it was in response to the confusion people have as to why Jeremy would want to be friends with him....I can see and I listed many reasons why people would want to be friends with him....I think he's charming and the funniest person in there...,I want him to win....the real ugly people in the house are the young girls who think they're beautiful when in fact they're hard and disrespectful with no class and no manners.
David is attractive on the inside that's 50% more than Tiffany and Christopher who are unattractive inside and out

I know from experience Christopher is a lovely guy very nervous and self conscious,so for you to say that is very unfair imo.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

10 inches it totally useless,unless you know how to use it

why do people say this as though it takes skill to ****? it totally doesn't

[Babayaro.]

Pfft, my cock is the same length as two Argos pens


I'm now banned from Argos

[hot2go]

Pfft, my cock is the same length as two Argos pens


I'm now banned from Argos

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Denver]

Ive got a good 12 incher

[Kazanne]

why do people say this as though it takes skill to ****? it totally doesn't

It takes no skill to FCUK as such,but to make love and please each other it takes a lot :joker::joker:Bloody hell Rose you should know that

[Patricia4]

I see we have a few braggers :joker:

[hot2go]

I see we have a few braggers :joker:

Or a few porky pies

[Beso]

Got nothing on mine then

omg is your cocks in the spoiler.:notimpressed: