Her biological clock?

[Crimson Dynamo]

The ticks must sound like Big Ben chimes. :omgno:

All she wants is for a rich man to come along and pay her bills and give her free money and stop her working so she can go shopping


And have a baby by c-section and a nanny to raise it



Is this so much to ask?

[Niamh.]

:laugh:

Her b/f must have been thrilled listening to her saying she'd dump for someone with cash in a heart beat

[Suze]

The ticks must sound like Big Ben chimes. :omgno:

All she wants is for a rich man to come along and pay her bills and give her free money and stop her working so she can go shopping


And have a baby by c-section and a nanny to raise it



Is this so much to ask?

I don't know about the rich side LT, but would you be willing to try and sweep her off her feet and make some little GLTs :laugh:

[Niamh.]

I don't know about the rich side LT, but would you be willing to try and sweep her off her feet and make some little GLTs :laugh:

He'd have some job doing that :worry:

[chuff me dizzy]

The ticks must sound like Big Ben chimes. :omgno:

All she wants is for a rich man to come along and pay her bills and give her free money and stop her working so she can go shopping


And have a baby by c-section and a nanny to raise it



Is this so much to ask?

And fill her car with petrol !!

[Marsh.]

I don't know about the rich side LT, but would you be willing to try and sweep her off her feet and make some little GLTs :laugh:

She'd prefer a BLT :hehe:

[Marsh.]

LT Would have to walk her to the river for a piss.

[waterhog]

She'd prefer a BLT :hehe:

now I am not sure if anyone can remember my latest appeals for wifes but I have wrote a poem on why I would not accecpt gemma if she was the last woman on earth,

she is a disgrace.


the only way is DOWN. :cheer2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I don't know about the rich side LT, but would you be willing to try and sweep her off her feet and make some little GLTs :laugh:

I would have to tie a plank to my arse for safety

[hot2go]

Her biological clock is stuck ....at dinner time

[Crimson Dynamo]

Her biological clock is stuck ....at dinner time

:hehe:

[jennyjuniper]

Her biological clock is stuck ....at dinner time

Wonderful:laugh::laugh:

[Kazanne]

LT Would have to walk her to the river for a piss.

I hope LT has flood barriers where he lives:hehe:

[Marsh.]

I hope LT has flood barriers where he lives:hehe:

:joker:

[Northern Monkey]

I hope it stops soon before she manages to breed.The last thing the world needs is her spawn.

[Beso]

jesus, imagine the names she would give them.