Work is boring, tell me a story.

[Toy Soldier]

I like things to read, like when I'm on the toilet pretending to poop or having my 9th "coffee making" break to waste time because I'm lazy and can delegate, so...

Tell us a story about yourself. It has to be about you or something that has happened in your life and it has to be interesting, sad, and / or funny.

Go in. Make me laugh! Make me cry! Help me procrastinate! And most importantly demonstrate that you are an interesting human being.

All the best,

Toy Soldier

Xxx

Feel the force.

[Cherie]

I guess you need to get back to work :D:and stop abusing your staff by taking so many breaks :fist:

[arista]

I guess you need to get back to work :D:and stop abusing your staff by taking so many breaks :fist:


Bang On Right Cherie

I Must get you a Cane

[Toy Soldier]

]I guess you need to get back to work

:hee:

Come on, SOME ONE must have an interesting story. There are loads of old people here. Tell us about the cold war. Help us to understand that tension, and the inevitable use of recreational drugs to combat it..

[arista]

]

:hee:

Come on, SOME ONE must have an interesting story. There are loads of old people here. Tell us about the cold war. Help us to understand that tension, and the inevitable use of recreational drugs to combat it..


No tell them arista will bring a Nice Robot
for them to chat to.
They can ask it anything at all.
Even sex questions are Pre Programmed
on the Adult Model.


Do they remember Quadraphonic Lps
back around 1973.

Tell them you can buy them on 4.1 SACD
now and a bluray player by Pioneer
is Universal - so plays Multi Channel SACD as well.
You need 5.1 speakers set up as well

[Babayaro.]

I once accidentally killed two guinea pigs

[Jamie89]

I once murdered two guinea pigs in cold blood :idc:

[Will.]

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my arse.

[Cherie]

Bang On Right Cherie

I Must get you a Cane

:hee:

[smudgie]

My sister and I were once chased by a man with a shotgun/rifle.
He had a very hot son:blush:

[kirklancaster]

My friend once shone his torch up into the sky on a dark Winter's night, and I climbed up the beam and stepped onto the moon.

I shot the Dead Sea, and witnessed the Return of The Man Who Never Came Back.

I also used to live in a valley on the hill, and once left my footprints in the sea.

All true, and if you don't believe me ask Billy Liar - he was with me.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sorry with the world economy about to crash (Source: Tibb) I cant condone such workshy behaviour. We all need to get back to working 7 days a week with 1 week holiday a year (taken in the UK)

[Denver]

I have a penis

[arista]

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my arse.



Not sit on the bog
get it out

[arista]

I have a penis


So do New Male Robots
for rich women

[arista]

Sorry with the world economy about to crash (Source: Tibb) I cant condone such workshy behaviour. We all need to get back to working 7 days a week with 1 week holiday a year (taken in the UK)



Yes I am at the High Level Now


Yes the Holiday on a TIBB UK Resort
to be built.
Robots on Security
no hangers on etc

[Cherie]

I wnt into a betting office for the first time last week, there were two assistants and one man hanging around behind them who I assume was the manager, I think TS is not alone in letting his staff do all the work :idc:

[Livia]

I have a penis

I don't have a penis. But with what I do have, I can get as many penises as I like.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I don't have a penis. But with what I do have, I can get as many penises as I like.

same

(not the bit about not having a penis tho)

[Alf]

When I was a baby apparently I drank some bleach (I have no recollection of this), I'm told at the hospital they cured me with cold milk and Ice cream.


I wonder if it was raspberry ripple flavour, because that's always been a favourite of mine.

[Livia]

same

Jesus... that took my mind to a place I didn't want to go...

[Denver]

I don't have a penis. But with what I do have, I can get as many penises as I like.

We all know what your capable of :hehe:

[Livia]

We all know what your capable of :hehe:

LOL.. word's getting around then, Adam.

[Denver]

LOL.. word's getting around then, Adam.

You know LT can't keep a secret

[LukeB]

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and then they had a little fun, jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a son.

[Dominic]

You better work bitch

[arista]

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and then they had a little fun, jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a son.


Spiffing

[jennyjuniper]

]

:hee:

Come on, SOME ONE must have an interesting story. There are loads of old people here. Tell us about the cold war. Help us to understand that tension, and the inevitable use of recreational drugs to combat it..

I remember the cold war as being a tense time. We had to practise getting under tables in case of an atomic attack (as if getting under a table would help:shrug:) but I was just getting into my teens then and boys were much more exciting than seeing whether Kruschov or Kennedy had the bigger balls.
For those slightly older it had the effect, I think, of making them 'grab what they could out of today', because you didn't know if there would be a tomorrow.
All in all the 60's were an exciting decade to be young in. The music was great, skirts were the shortest they had ever been...the mini, the micro mini and the 'good morning judge'. The Teddy Boys were out and Mods and Rockers were in and best of all for us females, the pill was widely available.
I hope I've helped you while away a little of your boredom?:wavey:

[jennyjuniper]

I once murdered two guinea pigs in cold blood :idc:

YOU BASTARD:bawling:

[jennyjuniper]

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my arse.

May I ask, how old were you?:hehe:

[jennyjuniper]

When I was a baby apparently I drank some bleach (I have no recollection of this), I'm told at the hospital they cured me with cold milk and Ice cream.


I wonder if it was raspberry ripple flavour, because that's always been a favourite of mine.

Your story reminds me of when I was babysitting two toddlers. I was only aboput 12 at the time and one of the kids drank some stardrops. Luckily we lived only a few doors away and I ran to get my mum, but I was laughing hysterically at the bubbles coming out of the lads mouth. He was okay. He hadn't drunk much (but there were loads of bubbles) and at the hospital they filled hinm up with milk. I could never look at a bottle of stardrops again without thinking of him.

[jennyjuniper]

Mary had a little lamb?????????What the f...

[Toy Soldier]

This thread has been a disappointment... I guess TiBBs stories are too wild to be unleashed on the world yet.

[Kizzy]

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess called Kizzmelda, she was loved throughout the land, all the trogs who lived right across the border were well jel of her fantastical musings.
This one time they tried to like, diss her really bad but she was like 'foff!' and they all magically vanished. The kingdom threw her an ace party and she was chuffed.

The end.

[rubymoo]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose thing was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a pussy, I'd **** it!"