'I'm a hands on type of GIWL! AHHHHHHH, AM I GONNA DIE?'

[Cal.]

SCREAMING:joker::joker::joker::joker:

'That is though to the bone!'

[Calderyon]

Who peels potatoes with a cutlery knife?

Gdi.

[Lostie!]

The thread title was far funnier. :joker:

[reece(:]

To t'bone core.

[EspeonBB]

Screaming :joker:

[Ross.]

Amazing moment

[Vicky.]

Who peels potatoes with a cutlery knife?

Gdi.

I did until I did the same thing once :facepalm:

My partner still does despite numerous cuts over the years. Its much faster than a peeler :p

[ebandit]

.....i thought potatoes came in a mc cains bag............

....confused

Mark L

[Calderyon]

I did until I did the same thing once :facepalm:

My partner still does despite numerous cuts over the years. Its much faster than a peeler :p

But safer :p

[ScottyT]

Not even funny. Dumb whale.

[susie q]

At first I thought it was funny, then I thought about her being taken to Hospital, and the time spent on her by NHS staff. Have a sneaking suspicion that she did it on purpose to get out of tasks etc, no-one could be that stupid.

[jet]

Gemma is the girl who just keeps giving. Hilarious. :laugh:

[Firewire]

amazing

[MB.]

Legend

[hot2go]

She's grasping at straws that's what she's doing......she's closer in age to Daniela but the deluded prick thinks she's one of the young girls....when in fact her reality shelf life is just about to go past its sell by date and she knows it....she's about 2 seasons short of being washed up and finished....women who look desperate always just look.......desperate

[joeysteele]

This is awful of me but why do I smell a rat here, she had just said she was going to do her best in tasks now and then offered to peel.
Really before she even started, she cuts her finger,okay it needed stitching but the end result is,she now doesn't need to help or get into too difficult tasks again.

Why am I feeling a bit suspicious.

[Visage]

This is awful of me but why do I smell a rat here, she had just said she was going to do her best in tasks now and then offered to peel.
Really before she even started, she cuts her finger,okay it needed stitching but the end result is,she now doesn't need to help or get into too difficult tasks again.

Why am I feeling a bit suspicious.

I was feeling it too Joey :laugh:

[joeysteele]

I was feeling it too Joey :laugh:

I feel a bit better now,thanks Visage.:joker:

[Vicky.]

This is awful of me but why do I smell a rat here, she had just said she was going to do her best in tasks now and then offered to peel.
Really before she even started, she cuts her finger,okay it needed stitching but the end result is,she now doesn't need to help or get into too difficult tasks again.

Why am I feeling a bit suspicious.

Erm yeah, I didn't want to point this out but others have noticed too :laugh:

She did a 'test cut'...or it looked like that before actually cutting her finger too :S

[Ammi]

This is awful of me but why do I smell a rat here, she had just said she was going to do her best in tasks now and then offered to peel.
Really before she even started, she cuts her finger,okay it needed stitching but the end result is,she now doesn't need to help or get into too difficult tasks again.

Why am I feeling a bit suspicious.

..so did we actually see blood, Joey or did we just see it wrapped up..?...

[kirklancaster]

At first I thought it was funny, then I thought about her being taken to Hospital, and the time spent on her by NHS staff. Have a sneaking suspicion that she did it on purpose to get out of tasks etc, no-one could be that stupid.

Same here Susie - I think the detestable whale deliberately harpooned herself to avoid any tasks or anything which resembles work or effort.

And as for 'To The Bone' :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: With a layer of blubber THAT thick, the cut would have to be 23" deep to reach her rotten bones.

CBB have conveniently kept as quiet about the extent of Piggy's injury as they did her 30 second 'Pregnancy' when the lying sow went from 'feeling the baby kicking inside her' to not being pregnant, and to the details of just what happened in Piggy Gemma and Puggy Danniella's two illegal 'break outs'.

This is THE GEMMA COLLINS show and of that there can be no doubt.

[kirklancaster]

Legend

Now, now MB - you forgot the space in your words and forgot to finish your sentence:

LEG END OF PORK.

There - that's so much better. :hehe:

[RhysJones]

amazing, so hilarious

[joeysteele]

..so did we actually see blood, Joey or did we just see it wrapped up..?...

Yes,there was blood, on the chopping board.

[Miranda123]

The thread title was far funnier. :joker:

Im not sure how her supposed 'fans' can call that entertaining. I would be very worried that someone I liked could deliberately cut themselves to try to get a laugh out of the public. trying to get people onside by slicing your finger with a large knife

she had every intention of doing it before she even got to the kitchen and that is sooo sad, much as I hate the slug, she really needs sectioning when she gets out cause she obviously hates herself so much that she is willing to scar herself for attention

anyone who is a fan should be concerned, not amused by this cry for camera time!

[Marsh.]

Who peels potatoes with a cutlery knife?

Gdi.

How does a cutlery knife cut through to the bone?
What is she made of? Plasticine?

[Miranda123]

This is awful of me but why do I smell a rat here, she had just said she was going to do her best in tasks now and then offered to peel.
Really before she even started, she cuts her finger,okay it needed stitching but the end result is,she now doesn't need to help or get into too difficult tasks again.

Why am I feeling a bit suspicious.

Yep 100% deliberate

and as someone who works in the NHS I think the bitch should pay for the time and money she cost going to A&E

f.king twisted crunt!

[Denver]

How does a cutlery knife cut through to the bone?
What is she made of? Plasticine?

It's all fat no muscle so I guess very easy? :smug:

[Miranda123]

How does a cutlery knife cut through to the bone?
What is she made of? Plasticine?

Blubber

[Marsh.]

and as someone who works in the NHS I think the bitch should pay for the time and money she cost going to A&E

f.king twisted crunt!

http://i.imgur.com/ARWPtH0.gif

[Ant.]

Same here Susie - I think the detestable whale deliberately harpooned herself to avoid any tasks or anything which resembles work or effort.

And as for 'To The Bone' :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: With a layer of blubber THAT thick, the cut would have to be 23" deep to reach her rotten bones.

CBB have conveniently kept as quiet about the extent of Piggy's injury as they did her 30 second 'Pregnancy' when the lying sow went from 'feeling the baby kicking inside her' to not being pregnant, and to the details of just what happened in Piggy Gemma and Puggy Danniella's two illegal 'break outs'.

This is THE GEMMA COLLINS show and of that there can be no doubt.

you're complainin yet you're tuning in to watch it lmao tragic </3

Now, now MB - you forgot the space in your words and forgot to finish your sentence:

LEG END OF PORK.

There - that's so much better. :hehe:

ur not funny

[fitz2k2]

all she does is make up dumb headlines