His sex story...

[rusticgal]

Nothing to be proud of...that was so disgusting.

He hasn't said that much throughout the whole show...then he comes out with that **** (excuse the pun)...no shame.

The only action we see from him is dry humping.

...the blokes a complete loser.

[joeysteele]

Yes, there was rather too much information in that story for me.

[hot2go]

He's basic with no depth to his personality....immature and a one trick pony ...doesn't deserve to win at all....least deserving remaining house mate

[Trasadkel1]

Was expecting Scotty T to be a really good housemate but he has been a big disappointment. That story tonight was revolting and something I could have done without hearing. Seriously bemused as to how girls can find that attractive. I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole.

[smudgie]

The way he goes on about his conquests shows no respect at all for females, hopefully he will grow up one day and realise there is more to us than a quick bang.

[lostalex]

is he saying he pooped while he was having sex? or is he saying that the girl pooped while he was having sex with her? or is he talking about having anal sex and he got some poop on his dick? i didn't understand the story.

[chuff me dizzy]

How disgusting ? his Mother must be so proud

[MrWong]

is he saying he pooped while he was having sex? or is he saying that the girl pooped while he was having sex with her? or is he talking about having anal sex and he got some poop on his dick? i didn't understand the story.

He followed through while taking her from behind, then used the bed sheet to wipe his arse.

[Kazanne]

He followed through while taking her from behind, then used the bed sheet to wipe his arse.

And they say the art of romance is dead :hehe:

[Beso]

He followed through while taking her from behind, then used the bed sheet to wipe his arse.

whats wrong with that?

[Vanessa]

He's crazy and i like that. We haven't even seen how mad he can get yet. :laugh:

[Beso]

sheets for the arse, curtains for the cock, everyone knows that.

[waterhog]

I love the dignity in the the way that story was delivered. pure class.

[susie q]

Sleazy or what, does he ever talk about anything else other than sex. Perhaps hes got an addiction!!

[Jamie89]

He followed through while taking her from behind, then used the bed sheet to wipe his arse.

And they say the art of romance is dead :hehe:

:joker:

[Niamh.]

That was really gross..........he'll still win though

[mizzy25]

I cudnt stop laughing @ the other hms faces they were like okaaaaaay wtf? lol ridic story which nobody wanted to hear. im a Geordie and normally want them to win but nope he doesn't deserve to win. Those who have actually entertained me are Tiffany, John and sometimes Gemma. Steph has been a main storyline but I didn't find it @ all entertaining.

[jet]

Disgusting. Another Hm I'm going off.
I've only got Darren and Gemma left.

[jaxie]

You would have thought his sex partner would have noticed the smell. :shrug: :notimpressed: My mind boggles at the foul habits of some people.

And Tiffany is eager to get jiggy with him. Rather her than me.

[Crimson Dynamo]

i need subtitles tbh

[lostalex]

I don't understand what followed through means?? i thought it meant he ejaculated... he came. but he said the story was about pooping.. i'm still confused...

so in british slang, "followed through" is code for pooping? I've never heard that before and i watch a lot of british tv, and read a lot of british papers.

so his story was that he pooped while having sex, but then kept going, and then wiped it on her sheets? If that's the story, then she must have smelled it.

[Niamh.]

I don't understand what followed through means?? i thought it meant he ejaculated... he came. but he said the story was about pooping.. i'm still confused...

so in british slang, "followed through" is code for pooping? I've never heard that before and i watch a lot of british tv, and read a lot of british papers.

so his story was that he pooped while having sex, but then kept going, and then wiped it on her sheets? If that's the story, then she must have smelled it.

By followed through he meant that he thought he was going to fart but he followed through as in pooped yeah :laugh:

[lostalex]

By followed through he meant that he thought he was going to fart but he followed through as in pooped yeah :laugh:


ohhh, okay, it was a shart!

i've never heard anyone call that "following through" before.

so it was like a little liquid discharge, not a full on pooping turd type of thing.

It's not that bad, sometimes women pee during sex too! i've seen straight porn. hey, it's the primary functions of those body parts...

it's really not that bad. i've been with guys that have had accidents.

[RichardG]

He's disgusting if the story is true and he thinks it's something everyone needs to know :omgno:

[rionablue]

Nothing to be proud of...that was so disgusting.

He hasn't said that much throughout the whole show...then he comes out with that **** (excuse the pun)...no shame.

The only action we see from him is dry humping.

...the blokes a complete loser.

Of all the disgusting things I have ever seen or heard on BB that was the WORST and he was grinning and preening himself while telling it. Gone RIGHT OFF the horrible disgusting man

[Niamh.]

ohhh, okay, it was a shart!

i've never heard anyone call that "following through" before.

so it was like a little liquid discharge, not a full on pooping turd type of thing.

It's not that bad, sometimes women pee during sex too! i've seen straight porn. hey, it's the primary functions of those body parts...

it's really not that bad. i've been with guys that have had accidents.

yeah :laugh:

[jaxie]

Of all the disgusting things I have ever seen or heard on BB that was the WORST and he was grinning and preening himself while telling it. Gone RIGHT OFF the horrible disgusting man

And Megan shared spit with him, ew!

[Vanessa]

It wasn't that bad. It sounded worse than it was. :laugh:

[bots]

Not wishing to bring the tone of the conversation down too much, but I don't think he would have mentioned it if it were just a dribble :shocked:

[lostalex]

Not wishing to bring the tone of the conversation down too much, but I don't think he would have mentioned it if it were just a dribble :shocked:

it was probably a light spray, and his butt cheeks probably caught most of it. it's not like he pushed out a play dough type log.

[Northern Monkey]

Meh.Who has'nt done that?**** going to the bog when ya on the job.Ruins the moment.:laugh:

[Garfie]

it was probably a light spray, and his butt cheeks probably caught most of it. it's not like he pushed out a play dough type log.

How do you know!? It could have been a log! It could have been a large log, in fact!! He said something like after he'd finished he dragged the sheet into the toilet with his foot, as if he needed to conceal and remove a little something..... very possibly a play dough like log!!

Where I come from, following through means farting which is unexpectedly followed by some sort of log, even though only a fart was expected!

I'll tell you what, Lostalex, if anyone left a log within my bedsheets, they wouldn't be invited back for a repeat performance of that little nugget!! :yuk::yuk:

[Garfie]

I don't understand what followed through means?? i thought it meant he ejaculated... he came. but he said the story was about pooping.. i'm still confused...

so in british slang, "followed through" is code for pooping? I've never heard that before and i watch a lot of british tv, and read a lot of british papers.

so his story was that he pooped while having sex, but then kept going, and then wiped it on her sheets? If that's the story, then she must have smelled it.

I just love this post! I can't stop laughing every time I read it! It's tickled me so much I have to keep going back just to read it again! I love your turn of phrase, lostalex, and you have made the miscommunications of slang so amusing. You've given me the best giggle I've had in ages! I'm sure there's a comedy sketch in here somewhere! Or if that log was a 'blockbuster', maybe even a movie!?

Following on from my previous post about my understanding of 'following through', that poor girl would have just thought the smell was a fart, so she might not have expected anything! Although, I guess she might've wondered what her sheet was doing in the bathroom! :laugh:

[Marsh.]

It sounded worse than it was. :laugh:

Were you the poor lady in the story? :omgno:

[Garfie]

Were you the poor lady in the story? :omgno:

I'm just loving this thread! It gets funnier by the minute! :laugh:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

How do you even screw and **** at the same time?

[Vanessa]

Were you the poor lady in the story? :omgno:

No. Were you? :laugh:

[Marsh.]

How do you even screw and **** at the same time?

Well putting your nether regions to use can cause all kinds of accidents and unexpected secretions I suppose.

But a full on **** is a bit much for an adult. :omgno: Maybe he'd had a dodgy kebab.

[Marsh.]

No. Were you? :laugh:

Unfortunately, no. :smug:

[Garfie]

Well putting your nether regions to use can cause all kinds of accidents and unexpected secretions I suppose.

But a full on **** is a bit much for an adult. :omgno: Maybe he'd had a dodgy kebab.

Excellent!! :laugh: More of this please!

[Vanessa]

This thread! :laugh:

[Jamie89]

Brings a whole new meaning to dumping someone :umm2:

[Garfie]

Brings a whole new meaning to dumping someone :umm2:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Vanessa]

Oh come on, who hasn't followed through after a fart? It's not like a big log. Just a bit of liquid. :joker:

[rusticgal]

It wasn't that bad. It sounded worse than it was. :laugh:

Vanessa...how can that sound worse than it is???

I love your support for these so called hunks...but that just wasn't right and you need to look beyond the outer shell...:wavey:

[rusticgal]

Oh come on, who hasn't followed through after a fart? It's not like a big log. Just a bit of liquid. :joker:


He was kicking it away ffs...that wasn't liquid.

[Vanessa]

He was kicking it away ffs...that wasn't liquid.

:joker:

[Beso]

i followed through when my ex was in the bathroom, luckily i had time to clean up in the kitchen sink.

[bots]

i followed through when my ex was in the bathroom, luckily i had time to clean up in the kitchen sink.

:joker: