So i've just had the worst date ever

[Amy Jade]

First of all he arrived early, way early and he pressed that I had my unlimited cinema card, which was ok don't expect him to pay if I get in free - but maybe offer me a drink? nope nothing but he snuck in a bag of minstrels and a capri sun - still not pissed off found it quite funny - didn't offer me a single ****ing chocolate!

Then the kicker (so I eat before a date so I don't pig out) and lets me just say the cinema us surrounded by Chiquitos, Frankie and Bennys, Prezzo, a really nice and cheap pub & a Nandos

He took me to the McDonald's....drive thru and I ate chips off my knees in his car which he ate a big mac and 20 chicken nuggets

When he dropped me off he said he'd enjoyed it and he hopes ill go again

LIKE **** I'LL GO AGAIN!

[Denver]

Awww sounds like true love

[Denver]

Keep your chin up you will find the perfect date

[Samm]

Lol a mess, was he good lookin?

[Jamie89]

When did you start dating Adam?

[Ross.]

But most importantly did you enjoy the film

[Denver]

Lol a mess, was he good lookin?

Give your head a wobble lad

Our Amy wouldn't date a munter (not unless he was super rich)

[Dominic]

:flutter:

[Jordan.]

It doesn't sound that bad, here for a maccies

[Amy Jade]

Lol a mess, was he good lookin?

Yeah he is tbf won't lie

[Denver]

When did you start dating Adam?

It is actually something I'd do :joker:

[Amy Jade]

But most importantly did you enjoy the film

Yes!

Goosebumps 7/10

[Jake.]

a perfect date, cinema and maccies what more could you ask for

[Cal.]

Ungrateful wench

[Jamie89]

When did you start dating Adam?

Give your head a wobble lad

Our Amy wouldn't date a munter (not unless he was super rich)

Good point :laugh:

Sorry to hear though Amy, bad dates are the worst, getting ready and all excited for it only to be let down. Hopefully the next one will be better!

[Denver]

Good point :laugh:

Sorry to hear though Amy, bad dates are the worst, getting ready and all excited for it only to be let down. Hopefully the next one will be better!

Says the hoe who lost the Bachelor to me :fist:

[Will.]

What car did he have?

[Denver]

What car did he have?

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

I really find the entire concept of going the cinema on a date absolutely baffling.

When you're settled into a relationship, yes. You just enjoy the film together.

But getting to know one another? Maybe choose an activity that involves talking or actually interacting with each other. :laugh:

That's not at you Amy just a general observation about this "dating" thing.

[Marsh.]

But, a guy who doesn't even offer you a single minstrel? GET RID.

[Tom4784]

It could have been worse, he could have drugged you and made you watch as he slowly flayed and devoured your flesh. That or Ginger.

[Ninastar]

at least he bought you mcdonalds!!!!!

[Jason.]

didn't offer me a single ****ing chocolate!

he ate a big mac and 20 chicken nuggets


What sort of greed

[Jamie89]

I really find the entire concept of going the cinema on a date absolutely baffling.

When you're settled into a relationship, yes. You just enjoy the film together.

But getting to know one another? Maybe choose an activity that involves talking or actually interacting with each other. :laugh:

That's not at you Amy just a general observation about this "dating" thing.

I think it can be good if you go to the pub or for a meal afterwards because it means you've automatically got something to talk about in case there's any awkward silences :laugh: But I agree, if the cinema is the end of the date then you're not really going to get to know them.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lol

I always go for a pizza with my knob of poking thru the middle

This guy sounds like a douche

[Niamh.]

I really find the entire concept of going the cinema on a date absolutely baffling.

When you're settled into a relationship, yes. You just enjoy the film together.

But getting to know one another? Maybe choose an activity that involves talking or actually interacting with each other. :laugh:

That's not at you Amy just a general observation about this "dating" thing.


Yeah I agree

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Ill wait eagerly for the wedding invitation

[EspeonBB]

Not 20 chicken nuggets mess

[Amy Jade]

Not 20 chicken nuggets mess

Didn't even offer me one and I only had a large fries and a caramel frappe :(

[TomC]

You can't make this stuff up :joker:

[Niamh.]

Didn't even offer me one and I only had a large fries and a caramel frappe :(


Did you offer him any of your fries?

[Marsh.]

Did you offer him any of your fries?

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Did you offer him any of your fries?

He had his own in the Big Mac meal!

[Jake.]

He had his own in the Big Mac meal!

not the point tbh

[Niamh.]

He had his own in the Big Mac meal!


A sip of your frapachino?? :fan:

[Denver]

I'd just have helped myself tbh

[Vicky.]

Didn't even offer me one and I only had a large fries and a caramel frappe :(

If you wanted nuggets you should have got some

Not here for girls ordering salads then stealing food off the guys plate :idc:

:tongue:

[Moosething]

Not goosebumps

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Not the way to treat a princess. Get a real man next time.

[Amy Jade]

Not the way to treat a princess. Get a real man next time.

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[Drew.]

He'll be in the Undateables next year then

[LukeB]

Ask him back out on a date and be a bitch to him,

[Kizzy]

Give him the AIDS... Sorry I'm having a dark humour day.

[Alf]

He sounds like a wise fella.

Tell him I said, "nice one mate"

[*mazedsalv**]

I don't get the cinema as a date, it's just a waste of 2 hours when you're supposed to be quiet instead of getting to know someone.

It's all about taking someone somewhere they've never been before (a rooftop restaurant for example) and then share a waffle and a milkshake at an ice cream parlour... JOKE, id have to obviously have one to myself.

[Ammi]

....hawwwww, he was too nervous/excited to be able to eat before he went out, poor guy...and then after a few hours in the cinema with you Amy, he was so relaxed and full of confidence, he felt as though he could eat an 'orse..obviously horse eating is a bit off-putting on first dates so chicken nuggets etc instead...that's how at ease and comfortable you made him feel...



..I think he'll be fine now for his next date/no more work there to be done Amy...but lots of other shy/anxious guys out there needing a cinema date with you so that their dating lives can begin...Amy tackling dating issues/problems one step at a time..:lovedup:...


..oh that would be a great Reality TV/Dating with Amy/type show...

[Ammi]

...when will Vicky Pattison..?...

[Niamh.]

It is an interesting question though, do you expect the guy to pay on dates/a first date? Personally I wouldn't (not a dig at you btw Amy, i know alot of people think they should) It's just a bit out dated isn't it?

It's been a long time since I had a first date, trying to remember my first date with Gav. We went out for dinner and he wanted to pay, i do feel a bit uncomfortable about anyone wanting to pay my way but I know it's like a matter of pride or something for some guys :laugh: So I let him pay for dinner as long as I paid for drinks for the night

[Crimson Dynamo]

thinking about dates I dont genuinely think i have ever been on one :think:

[Niamh.]

thinking about dates I dont genuinely think i have ever been on one :think:

Well, you must have went out with exMrs. Lt at some point? :laugh:

[Kizzy]

Well, you must have went out with exMrs. Lt at some point? :laugh:

Nah, he just clubbed her over the head and dragged her into his cave :hehe:

[Niamh.]

Nah, he just clubbed her over the head and dragged her into his cave :hehe:

Wouldn't surprise me :fan:

[Mystic Mock]

First of all he arrived early, way early and he pressed that I had my unlimited cinema card, which was ok don't expect him to pay if I get in free - but maybe offer me a drink? nope nothing but he snuck in a bag of minstrels and a capri sun - still not pissed off found it quite funny - didn't offer me a single ****ing chocolate!

Then the kicker (so I eat before a date so I don't pig out) and lets me just say the cinema us surrounded by Chiquitos, Frankie and Bennys, Prezzo, a really nice and cheap pub & a Nandos

He took me to the McDonald's....drive thru and I ate chips off my knees in his car which he ate a big mac and 20 chicken nuggets

When he dropped me off he said he'd enjoyed it and he hopes ill go again

LIKE **** I'LL GO AGAIN!

:joker:

I'm sorry Amy Jade but the BIB is just too funny for words.:joker:

But yes he sounds like a jerk, I mean why didn't he offer me the McDonald's?:laugh:

Being serious though why on Earth would he take a date to a McDonald's? I'm not even that good myself at Romance (in fact I hate it) but even I know that's a disaster in the making.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Well, you must have went out with exMrs. Lt at some point? :laugh:

not really we just gradually copped off at work in various pubs and then clubs:shrug:

she used to follow me home:shocked:

[Niamh.]

not really we just gradually copped off at work in various pubs and then clubs:shrug:

she used to follow me home:shocked:

Oh did you work together?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh did you work together?

yes and she used to find any excuse to come up to our sales floor to ask me about copy and ads, so much so that my publisher gave me a row about it :fist:


i should have listened to him more..

:cloud:

[Ninastar]

It is an interesting question though, do you expect the guy to pay on dates/a first date? Personally I wouldn't (not a dig at you btw Amy, i know alot of people think they should) It's just a bit out dated isn't it?

It's been a long time since I had a first date, trying to remember my first date with Gav. We went out for dinner and he wanted to pay, i do feel a bit uncomfortable about anyone wanting to pay my way but I know it's like a matter of pride or something for some guys :laugh: So I let him pay for dinner as long as I paid for drinks for the night

I was thinking the same thing actually. Why can't girls offer to buy guys things? Like seriously this whole 'guys should pay for everything!' Idea is so backwards. It's 2016 people, we should just concentrate on making other happy no matter what gender they are.

[Niamh.]

yes and she used to find any excuse to come up to our sales floor to ask me about copy and ads, so much so that my publisher gave me a row about it :fist:


i should have listened to him more..

:cloud:

awww :love:

I was thinking the same thing actually. Why can't girls offer to buy guys things? Like seriously this whole 'guys should pay for everything!' Idea is so backwards. It's 2016 people, we should just concentrate on making other happy no matter what gender they are.

Where are all these independent women Caitlin?? :nono:

[Amy Jade]

It is an interesting question though, do you expect the guy to pay on dates/a first date? Personally I wouldn't (not a dig at you btw Amy, i know alot of people think they should) It's just a bit out dated isn't it?

It's been a long time since I had a first date, trying to remember my first date with Gav. We went out for dinner and he wanted to pay, i do feel a bit uncomfortable about anyone wanting to pay my way but I know it's like a matter of pride or something for some guys :laugh: So I let him pay for dinner as long as I paid for drinks for the night
I never as much expected him to pay because I have an unlimited card, so I can see movies free and he knew that but he didn't even offer me a minstrel when we got in there and I thought he may have offered a drink for me to turn down.

I'm not into the whole 'guys pay for everything' sorta deal, but idk offer me a sweet or one of your 20 chicken nuggets while I'm sitting in your car waiting for you to polish a whole box off

Ohh and he's the one who kept asking me to go out. He used the whole 'you need to get to know me' crap but how can I in a cinema and then sitting in a car park in his car while he stuffs his face

[Crimson Dynamo]

i would always pay for a lady :inamood:

[Mystic Mock]

I never as much expected him to pay because I have an unlimited card, so I can see movies free and he knew that but he didn't even offer me a minstrel when we got in there and I thought he may have offered a drink for me to turn down.

I'm not into the whole 'guys pay for everything' sorta deal, but idk offer me a sweet or one of your 20 chicken nuggets while I'm sitting in your car waiting for you to polish a whole box off

Ohh and he's the one who kept asking me to go out. He used the whole 'you need to get to know me' crap but how can I in a cinema and then sitting in a car park in his car while he stuffs his face

:laugh3:

That dastardly Minstrel.:fist:

[Crimson Dynamo]

anyhoo

did you put out?

[Niamh.]

I never as much expected him to pay because I have an unlimited card, so I can see movies free and he knew that but he didn't even offer me a minstrel when we got in there and I thought he may have offered a drink for me to turn down.

I'm not into the whole 'guys pay for everything' sorta deal, but idk offer me a sweet or one of your 20 chicken nuggets while I'm sitting in your car waiting for you to polish a whole box off

Ohh and he's the one who kept asking me to go out. He used the whole 'you need to get to know me' crap but how can I in a cinema and then sitting in a car park in his car while he stuffs his face

Yeah that's fair enough especially I guess when you technically looked after the cinema tickets :laugh:

[Suze]

yes and she used to find any excuse to come up to our sales floor to ask me about copy and ads, so much so that my publisher gave me a row about it :fist:


i should have listened to him more..

:cloud:

Awww, no. You have those special, brilliant mini LT's out of your marriage :)

[Amy Jade]

anyhoo

did you put out?
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[Niamh.]

You see why LT always offers to pay for the lady now :idc:

[Livia]

I want his name, AJ. It's going on my list...

[Niamh.]

I want his name, AJ. It's going on my list...

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[Livia]

Oh God... Father Ted. Surely the best comedy ever.

[Niamh.]

Oh God... Father Ted. Surely the best comedy ever.

Without doubt :')

[Mystic Mock]

Oh God... Father Ted. Surely the best comedy ever.

That's going to Arrested Development for me.

I dare anyone to get past the Afternoon Delight episode and not laugh at least once.

[Denver]

Oh God... Father Ted. Surely the best comedy ever.

I would agree if the Royle Family didn't exist

[Livia]

That's going to Arrested Development for me.

I dare anyone to get past the Afternoon Delight episode and not laugh at least once.

Never seen it!

I would agree if the Royle Family didn't exist

The first couple of series were okay. The last one I saw, when they all went on holiday to a caravan... I had to switch off.

[Denver]

Never seen it!



The first couple of series were okay. The last one I saw, when they all went on holiday to a caravan... I had to switch off.

The Golden Egg Cup is my favourite episode :flutter:

With the Royle Family they ended it at the right time rather then destroy the show like has happened to many others

[Crimson Dynamo]

I think if i was taking a lady on a date I expect I would taker her to see the new roadside weather station that has been installed in a small village down the road from me. We could take some photos and i could take my hand held anemometer and then we could measure the accuracy of my one against the roadside one.


That would be a lot better than the cinema and its cheaper too. There are no shops in this small village so no chance she would want food etc. Its also 1200 feet above sea level so you need to wrap up so she need not worry about fancy clothes.


Surely any women would like a date like that?

:shrug:


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[jennyjuniper]

It would have been nice if he'd asked you where you would like to go for a meal.