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Smithy
13-02-2016, 07:47 PM
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/gay-models.jpg

A New Jersey couple had the surprise of their life after a DNA test proved the lovers were in fact twin brothers.

Both men were induced into going after DNA tests after friends and family members urged them to check out if they had any family ties due to their remarkable resemblance.

“We did the tests partly as a joke and to shut up some of our friends who were constantly teasing us about being cousins,” remarks Jason. “Never did I expect to learn we were in fact long lost twins” he admits, visibly disheartened by the news. “The man that I expected to spend my life with, my soul mate, is in fact my twin brother. I don’t know if I have to cry or to jump with joy,” he admits in tears.

“Alex refuses to talk to me anymore, he even threatened to turn heterosexual over the whole affair, saying that he now wants a normal life like everyone else,” he acknowledged with sadness. “I told him we should cherish this news and celebrate the fact we have found each other again, but he doesn’t see it that way,” he told local reporters.

Separated at youth

Both men were separated at birth and adopted in different families although they both were unaware of this fact until the DNA testing.

“It’s only when I confronted my parents that they finally admitted to the truth,” admits Jason Osbourne. “First I learn that my gay lover is my twin brother, now I learn I was adopted and that my parents have lied to me all my life. What a heck of way to celebrate my 25th birthday” he adds, visibly furious. “Sometimes I wish we had never gone for that DNA test,” he added.

dddd how messy

Will.
13-02-2016, 07:47 PM
me

Marsh.
13-02-2016, 07:51 PM
I take it they're models too?

That's not a family snap in the OP? :laugh:

mooo
13-02-2016, 07:51 PM
Remember the ones that were on Jeremy Kyle :/

Smithy
13-02-2016, 07:52 PM
I take it they're models too?

That's not a family snap in the OP? :laugh:

yeah :joker:, thats how they met, at a modelling gig

Marsh.
13-02-2016, 07:52 PM
I wonder what daddy looks like. :drool:

Lee.
13-02-2016, 07:53 PM
Remember the ones that were on Jeremy Kyle :/

Yes! Was about to say the same... That was heartbreaking :cry:

Lee.
13-02-2016, 07:54 PM
Oh.. :cry: isn't an emoticon any more?

Will.
13-02-2016, 07:54 PM
I wonder what daddy looks like. :drool:

Same.

Smithy
13-02-2016, 07:54 PM
Oh.. :cry: isn't an emoticon any more?

it never was :joker:

Mokka
13-02-2016, 07:57 PM
I wonder what daddy looks like. :drool:

-insert LT's modelling pic here-

Lee.
13-02-2016, 07:57 PM
it never was :joker:

Wasn't it?? I'm sure it was

Denver
13-02-2016, 07:59 PM
Where is the link?

MB.
13-02-2016, 08:00 PM
Alex refuses to talk to me anymore, he even threatened to turn heterosexual over the whole affair

:joker:

Denver
13-02-2016, 08:01 PM
Is it even a real story?

Cal.
13-02-2016, 08:01 PM
MESS

Smithy
13-02-2016, 08:02 PM
Where is the link?

Is it even a real story?

no i made the whole thing up for attention :rolleyes:

Marsh.
13-02-2016, 08:02 PM
-insert LT's modelling pic here-

:joker:

Wasn't it?? I'm sure it was

:bawling:

MB.
13-02-2016, 08:02 PM
(oh it's from one of those fake news sites, I knew it was too good to be true)

Smithy
13-02-2016, 08:04 PM
omg MESS thats the last time i post a story i see on twitter

https://media.giphy.com/media/KxcxysGVErgfm/giphy.gif

Will.
13-02-2016, 08:04 PM
messy

Marsh.
13-02-2016, 08:05 PM
That title. :joker:

MB.
13-02-2016, 08:06 PM
Incest's acceptable when they're hot </3

Ross.
13-02-2016, 08:06 PM
Omfg :laugh2:

Marsh.
13-02-2016, 08:06 PM
If I looked like that I'd want to **** my twin too. :(

Firewire
13-02-2016, 08:06 PM
:laugh2:

MB.
13-02-2016, 08:07 PM
If I looked like that I'd want to **** my twin too. :(

See, Marsh knows

Jamie89
13-02-2016, 08:15 PM
:joker:

I was thinking 'why the hell is that the title'... it all makes sense now :laugh:

Ninastar
13-02-2016, 08:15 PM
oh smithy...

MB.
13-02-2016, 08:18 PM
This is Luke thinking the X Factor winner had been dropped before they'd even been signed all over again

Denver
13-02-2016, 08:19 PM
This is Luke thinking the X Factor winner had been dropped before they'd even been signed all over again

I've not seen this thread :think:

Firewire
13-02-2016, 08:19 PM
this story is believable though gays are obsessed

Smithy
13-02-2016, 08:32 PM
this story is believable though gays are obsessed

Exactly!! This is something so stupid it'd probably happen

Denver
13-02-2016, 08:34 PM
Didnt it happen on the Jezza Kylie show?

Jay.
13-02-2016, 08:36 PM
are they still together?

Marsh.
13-02-2016, 08:38 PM
are they still together?

No. They split up and only sleep with their parents now.

Lee.
13-02-2016, 08:39 PM
Yes it did happen on Jezza.. It's actually one of the saddest things I've ever seen

Marsh.
13-02-2016, 08:39 PM
Yes it did happen on Jezza.. It's actually one of the saddest things I've ever seen

Twins? :shocked:

Lee.
13-02-2016, 08:40 PM
Twins? :shocked:

No, brothers though

Lee.
13-02-2016, 08:42 PM
w75r61wWSQg

Marsh.
13-02-2016, 09:17 PM
Do you see a similarity?

No, I don't.

Do you see a similarity?

Yes.

MESS :joker:

Marsh.
13-02-2016, 09:18 PM
They have the same eyes. :shocked: