would you pay £80 for a jar of fresh air (poll)

[waterhog]

de watts are deez nuts or a breath of fresh air ? 14.02.16



this is no joke

don't pull out your hair

i will link a "deez nuts" spoke

to show a few shillings are spare.

fresh air is vital

the de watts family recognize

now i am getting spiteful

i would urge consumers to economize.

£80 is not cheap

you can relax in a glamorous spa

or feel real hate towards the creep

who just sold you a empty jar.

is francesca correct

should her verbal we halt

can you really smell and connect

i don't think evident is sea salt.

yorkshire and dorset and somerset are trending

the difference is pure class

pinocchio has no bending

the de watts are speaking out of there ???.

if you have money to waste

or you need to over indulge

pay me half the price to taste

i will personally go and collect an empty bulge.

you are making a mistake

with caution is my warning to china

who said del boy is fake

i will be a millionaire once i have sold this full liner.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcnUTyI9iJU when i heard this story on sky news this morning i thought it was nuts ? and then i remembered this clip. i do not like to judge people but i am finding it so hard not to be nasty with this news story. you will never find stephen dixon saying anything nasty as like his hello comment to the young viewer today its proof he is a good man. that broke my heart. credit to sky and stephen. now the only problem i have now is how do i spend all the MILLIONS i am going to make ? http://news.sky.com/story/1641748/family-business-sells-bottled-air-to-china

[kirklancaster]

£80 for a jar of 'Fresh Air'?
This family are nothing but nasty
Even though Hog, to be fair
I've bought more than one 'Fresh Air' pasty.

Surely these Chinese are not so dumb
To fall for a con like this?
'Fresh Yorkshire Air'? Ee By Gum
They must be taking 't piss.

Devon or Somerset I can't fault
If they need fresh clean air
But Yorkshire Air is full of now't
But poverty and despair.

It will all end in tears, Hog I swear,
'Cos this I'll tell you brother
When they've had one jar of that air
In 20 minutes they'll feel like another.

Keep that poetry coming Hog. :thumbs:

[Kizzy]

* picks up carrier bag, walks out of door*

* logs into ebay*

[waterhog]

£80 for a jar of 'Fresh Air'?
This family are nothing but nasty
Even though Hog, to be fair
I've bought more than one 'Fresh Air' pasty.

Surely these Chinese are not so dumb
To fall for a con like this?
'Fresh Yorkshire Air'? Ee By Gum
They must be taking 't piss.

Devon or Somerset I can't fault
If they need fresh clean air
But Yorkshire Air is full of now't
But poverty and despair.

It will all end in tears, Hog I swear,
'Cos this I'll tell you brother
When they've had one jar of that air
In 20 minutes they'll feel like another.

Keep that poetry coming Hog. :thumbs:


kirky baby - have you had a sniff of this air ?

[arista]

Its for Rich folk in China
who suffer Smog
they go in to their home
open the jar and the air pops out.



The bloke behind it is Clever
is it a good deal? - No Fecking Way.

[kirklancaster]

kirky baby - have you had a sniff of this air ?

I've breathed in lots er Yorkshire air Hog
And that's now't but truth
It was lain in bed on a neet
Cos there was an oil in't roof.

Not only have ar sniffed it Hog
I've had it served on't plate
Cos as a kid we were poor
And had never ow't to ate.

In English Hog - Yes, I have sniffed it. :laugh:

[waterhog]

I understand your poetry very clear kirky- you was saying how kakerboooooooooooo you was as a child and you had so much money you never new what to do with it - see I am listening.:joker:

[lostalex]

bitch, he's madonna.