Advice Needed: E-Crush

[Sasha]

Dear TIBB Members

I have an e-crush on James..... I have never spoken to him and he has never acknowledged me but I am infatuated with him

I read all of his posts, just seeing his name on this forum makes me tingle, i pine for the day he says "Hi Shilpa will u marry me"....

What can i do to get his attention...... make him want me..... make him dream of me....... make him "loosen up my buttons"

Please Help!

:sad:

**Another weird moment brought to u by Shilpa2Win**

[Lauren]

I think you should follow the "Treat em mean, keep em keen" prophecy.
Call him the worst names you can think of. Like, seriously onslaught of abuse.
He'll love it!!

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Lauren
I think you should follow the "Treat em mean, keep em keen" prophecy.
Call him the worst names you can think of. Like, seriously onslaught of abuse.
He'll love it!!

Erm....... theres a lil ban button he could use :conf:

[Slartibartfast]

U2U him some naked pics of yourself? :thumbs2:

Or just post them on the forum, if James doesn't bite there's bound to be some interest from somewhere. As long as you're not fussy, it's a win-win situation. :tongue:

[Sasha]

:tongue: oooo i would but there is kids about

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Slartibartfast
U2U him some naked pics of yourself? :thumbs2:

Or just post them on the forum, if James doesn't bite there's bound to be some interest from somewhere. As long as you're not fussy, it's a win-win situation. :tongue:

Also a ban button moment.
Hmm, tough situation you're in there Shilpa.

[MarkWaldorf]

:joker: Speak in text speech, he's bound to notice you then.

[Dan_]

Post in all caps and text speech, you're bound to get his attention then but annoy everyone else in the process.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Markus™
:joker: Speak in text speech, he's bound to notice you then.

Even better, try and cyber with him in text speech, while using personal insults against other members, all typed in capitals.

You'll rock his world.

[Sasha]

He will just get Red Moon to deal with me

Trust me, James avoids me......... It was cos he avoided me i noticed him..... i fink he is shy and thats a TURN ON

:hugesmile:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Shilpa-2-Win
He will just get Red Moon to deal with me

Trust me, James avoids me......... It was cos he avoided me i noticed him..... i fink he is shy and thats a TURN ON

:hugesmile:

Maybe he's just secretly confident?

[MarkWaldorf]

:laugh: Make the topic title capitals. It's bound to get noticed by an admin.

[James]

:shocked::blush:

Maybe I should put a picture up of myself - would soon put you off! :hugesmile:

[Tanser_Man]

Flash your baps and invite him round for sushi.

:laugh:

The perverted mind wonders.... does he mean food or peoples naughty bits, ommmmm!

[lily.]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Flash your baps and invite him round for sushi.

:laugh:

The perverted mind wonders.... does he mean food or peoples naughty bits, ommmmm!

Well, knowing you.. :rolleyes:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Flash your baps and invite him round for sushi.

:laugh:

The perverted mind wonders.... does he mean food or peoples naughty bits, ommmmm!

Well, knowing you.. :rolleyes:

Kiss my chocolate starfish and be gone.

[lily.]

Originally posted by Shilpa-2-Win
..... i fink he is shy and thats a TURN ON

:hugesmile:

I fink he's a dark horse.. with loads of skeletons in his closet.. :wink:

[Sasha]

Can u two not flirt for ONCE

This is a serious life or death situation :nono:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Shilpa-2-Win
Can u two not flirt for ONCE

This is a serious life or death situation :nono:

Say's the poster creating a thread for James.... :rolleyes:

Ahem! Double standards!

[andybigbro]

Whats the Point in this thread

If you really honestly like him then U2U him :rolleyes:

[Sasha]

Originally posted by andybigbro
Whats the Point in this thread

If you really honestly like him then U2U him :rolleyes:

OMG learn to have a laugh in life....... it might improve you!

[andybigbro]

Originally posted by Shilpa-2-Win
Originally posted by andybigbro
Whats the Point in this thread

If you really honestly like him then U2U him :rolleyes:

OMG learn to have a laugh in life....... it might improve you!

Dont worry Sunshine i can lugh but not a little silly things like this :thumbs:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by andybigbro
Originally posted by Shilpa-2-Win
Originally posted by andybigbro
Whats the Point in this thread

If you really honestly like him then U2U him :rolleyes:

OMG learn to have a laugh in life....... it might improve you!

Dont worry Sunshine i can lugh but not a little silly things like this :thumbs:

Go away, the end.

Now back to the topic.

[Sasha]

Dont read it then if you havent got anything nice to say

Gosh, thank fk after bb is over this weekend i would have no reason to come back here

Such nice people........ NOT!

[MarkWaldorf]

Haha :laugh: Lmao, I'm loving these threads.

[Lauren]

Aww Andy was just saying his point, no need to go all ape on him.

[Sasha]

Originally posted by Lauren
Aww Andy was just saying his point, no need to go all ape on him.

If you cant say something nice...... ****! End Of!

Its obviously a joke, if he didnt find it funny then dont read, but why spoil ppls unoffensive fun so you can demonstrate your cyber-stupidity

(that wasnt at u Lauren)

Anyway, thread ruined....... I'll know better than to have fun here again! :rolleyes:

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Shilpa-2-Win
Dont read it then if you havent got anything nice to say

Gosh, thank fk after bb is over this weekend i would have no reason to come back here

Such nice people........ NOT!

Not everyone takes kindly to internet stalking dear.

Now stop being a drama queen :laugh:

[Sasha]

INTERNET STALKING? WTF u ppl on?

Omg whatever!

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Shilpa-2-Win
Originally posted by Lauren
Aww Andy was just saying his point, no need to go all ape on him.

If you cant say something nice...... ****! End Of!

Its obviously a joke, if he didnt find it funny then dont read, but why spoil ppls unoffensive fun so you can demonstrate your cyber-stupidity

(that wasnt at u Lauren)

Anyway, thread ruined....... I'll know better than to have fun here again! :rolleyes:

But look at the brightside of this thread being ruined.
You're drawing James back to the thread. He'll have to check to see if anyones been offended, and see if any rules have been broken. This is when you strike!

[Sasha]

lol@lauren..... thanks that made me laugh

**kisses and hugz**

[andybigbro]

i am not ruinin the thread i just think its pointless :spin: haha

and Tanser you go away :tongue: lol

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Shilpa-2-Win
INTERNET STALKING? WTF u people on?

Omg whatever!

Only a joke, calm down dear.

Hello Vicky

Madison dissed my boo and I was like totally, whateverrrr :puzzled:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by andybigbro
i am not ruinin the thread i just think its pointless :spin: haha

and Tanser you go away :tongue: lol

I'd rather fly, like Lenny Kravitz.

[lily.]

Was Tanser flirting with me?

Did I miss that?

DAMN.. that's not good!!! :laugh:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Stropz
Was Tanser flirting with me?

Did I miss that?

DAMN.. that's not good!!! :laugh:

Apparently so, shall we get in on anyway?

[andybigbro]

Do you not get on with Tanser Stropz ?

[lily.]

I LOVE Tanser Andy.. he's muh e-crush.. :love:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Stropz
I LOVE Tanser Andy.. he's muh e-crush.. :love:

Aww, i love you too.

Didn't you have a secret affair with James though? :laugh:

Lance i need backup.....

[lily.]

Don't be startin that one up again Tanser!

[andybigbro]

i will leave you love birds alone then lol

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Stropz
Don't be startin that one up again Tanser!

Oh so you go from boasting to shunning it! Pfft.

Just because he has another lover in Shilpa, doesn't mean your apparent sexual connection has to vamos!

[lily.]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by Stropz
Don't be startin that one up again Tanser!

Oh so you go from boasting to shunning it! Pfft.

Just because he has another lover in Shilpa, doesn't mean your apparent sexual connection has to vamos!

Ahh... but my apparent sexual connection is "not proven". :wink:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by Stropz
Don't be startin that one up again Tanser!

Oh so you go from boasting to shunning it! Pfft.

Just because he has another lover in Shilpa, doesn't mean your apparent sexual connection has to vamos!

Ahh... but my apparent sexual connection is "not proven". :wink:

If you say so.... :whistle:

[lily.]

Anyway.. what about this flirting???

[Lance]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by Stropz
I LOVE Tanser Andy.. he's muh e-crush.. :love:

Aww, i love you too.

Didn't you have a secret affair with James though? :laugh:

Lance i need backup.....

Aye, she did.:whistle:

Dirty b!tch.

[Siouxsie]

i wanna flirt too
:kiss:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Lance
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by Stropz
I LOVE Tanser Andy.. he's muh e-crush.. :love:

Aww, i love you too.

Didn't you have a secret affair with James though? :laugh:

Lance i need backup.....

Aye, she did.:whistle:

Dirty b!tch.

Since reformatting, I've lost that .wav file now Lance.. Damn... that were good n all.. :wink:

[Lance]

Originally posted by Stropz
Since reformatting, I've lost that .wav file now Lance.. Damn... that were good n all.. :wink:

Pfft, you said you'd cherish it.

[lily.]

I know.. I know..

But, I did "stuff" with it... :tongue: :nono:

[Lance]

Say no more... :shocked:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Lance
Say no more... :shocked:

That killed the thread.. :laugh2:

[Razmataz]

:wink: Stropz has an E-crush on any male member with a "member" bigger than an 8 :)

[lily.]

HaHa! Harsh Ryan.. very harsh! :nono:

U know it aint the size .. it's the technique.. :dance2:

[Razmataz]

Originally posted by Stropz
HaHa! Harsh Ryan.. very harsh! :nono:

U know it aint the size .. it's the technique.. :dance2:

:rolleyes:

[Sasha]

Originally posted by James
:shocked::blush:

Maybe I should put a picture up of myself - would soon put you off! :hugesmile:

Maybe you should............ WE ARE WAITIN :whistle:

[James]

:conf2: Don't think I've ever put a picture of me on the Interweb. Bit scared to. :shocked: :wink:

:hugesmile:

[Sasha]

Awwwwwww he is scared :pat:

[Sasha]

actualllllly wtf did u offer then? :cloud:

[Z]

Originally posted by James
:conf2: Don't think I've ever put a picture of me on the Interweb. Bit scared to. :shocked: :wink:

:hugesmile:


*chants* Post! Post! Post! :hugesmile:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Ziola
Originally posted by James
:conf2: Don't think I've ever put a picture of me on the Interweb. Bit scared to. :shocked: :wink:

:hugesmile:


*chants* Post! Post! Post! :hugesmile:
*Joins in with Ziola's chants* Post Post Post!

[Sasha]

:tongue:

POST POST POST

(he is gonna kill me)