Kirk's Bad Taste Jokes and 'Orrible Puns Thread

[kirklancaster]

Here's the place for Bad Taste jokes and excruciating puns. Here's an original pun I made up. I hope you like it.

Star Trek Character - Guess Who?

A person who spends hours every day in his local library, scouring in a particular section for the best book in that particular category.

Genre-Pick Lookhard. Ouch. :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.

[Crimson Dynamo]

The girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant, but I’d never met herbivore.

[Mystic Mock]

Why did Adele from BB3 get on with Alex?

Because he was her Sibley.

[Jamie89]

https://i.imgur.com/iRbUZZw.jpg

[Marsh.]

Why did Adele from BB3 get on with Alex?

Because he was her Sibley.

Wot

[Johnnyuk123]

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Call it what you want but it still won't come back to you.

Or call it woodbine and take it for a drag around the park.

[Johnnyuk123]

What do you call a Bear with no ears?

B

[Mystic Mock]

Wot

His surname is Sibley, it kinda sounds similar to sibling.

[Ashley.]

His surname is Sibley, it kinda sounds similar to sibling.

:hug:

[Marsh.]

His surname is Sibley, it kinda sounds similar to sibling.

:unsure: