When men pee on the toilet seat

[Amy Jade]

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[Scarlett.]

Womens fault for wanting us to put it down.

[Amy Jade]

Womens fault for wanting us to put it down.

After you've peed. AFTER!!!!!

[Calderyon]

I usually pick it up. Or wipe it/shower it if stuff happens.

It´s not nice to sit on your own/or someone else´s pee, when you have to take care of business ie: crap one out.

[Scarlett.]

To be honest I always wipe the seat after a No.2, just in case I got any on there :p

[Mystic Mock]

I always wipe my own piss off of the Toilet Seat if I need to go at both ends at the same time.

[Josy]

The dirty bastards

[Livia]

If they can't find a hole the size of a toilet seat with the light on, what chance have they got of finding a smaller one in the dark, eh?

[Shaun]

oh as if yours is smaller, Livia

[Marsh.]

If they can't find a hole the size of a toilet seat with the light on, what chance have they got of finding a smaller one in the dark, eh?

:joker::joker::joker:

That's how "backdoor" accidents occur. :omgno:

[Kizzy]

You regretting this thread yet Amy?...
Slugs and snails, that's what they're made of, they all leave trails.

[Marsh.]

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When women leave used sanitary towels rolled up on the side.

[Kyle]

Peeing on the toilet seat is a bit stupid but missing the bowl entirely cos you can't be bothered to switch the bathroom light on, I'm guilty of that one.

[Babayaro.]

I sit down to pee :hee:

[Josy]

When women leave used sanitary towels rolled up on the side.

Wtf, who would ever do something like that :umm2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

i just wipe it with my sleeve and jobs a good un

:hee:

[Marsh.]

Wtf, who would ever do something like that :umm2:

I know, right?

[Crimson Dynamo]

well this morning at 6.30 i actually did mis the pan and hit the floor with the first salvo - boys sometimes do this if the eye and foreskin are not aligned properly and you are firing a heavy bore weapon

but i cleaned it up with bleach and lashings of bog roll



:fist:

[Babayaro.]

i just wipe it with my sleeve and jobs a good un

:hee:

Lets not with the 'masturbation' talk, eh?

[Mystic Mock]

Lets not with the 'masturbation' talk, eh?

But LT's the mastur.

[Jessica.]

Wtf, who would ever do something like that :umm2:

Have you never been to a public toilet before? Half of the ones I've been in where like a crime scene. :omgno: