No Garys left in Britain by 2050

[Will.]

GARYS could be wiped out within a generation after it emerged there have been no children named Gary since 1992.

Once common across Britain, experts believe the country could be at ‘zero Gary’ by the year 2050.

Tom Logan, a Gary campaigner, said: “Thirty years ago our playgrounds were teeming with Garys. Simple, straightforward boys who just wanted to be radio DJs.

“But they have been driven out by Kyles, Noahs, Jordans and Masons. Foreign sounding names for suspicious, unreliable children.”

Logan, who tours maternity hospitals promoting the name Gary, said: “We’ve already lost Alan, the last Ken is living in a shed in Farnborough and the Lees that were once at every party claiming they knew martial arts are increasingly rare.

“Please, name your baby Gary. He’ll grow into it.”

[Crimson Dynamo]

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[Jordan.]

“But they have been driven out by Kyles, Noahs, Jordans and Masons. Foreign sounding names for suspicious, unreliable children.”

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[Ross.]

“Please, name your baby Gary.

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[Jamie89]

In other shocking news, all the current Gary's are being culled at age 58 a la Logans Run D:

[Jamie89]

He's even called 'Logan' D:
Logan, who tours maternity hospitals promoting the name Gary,

He has far too much free time tbh

[Smithy]

The U.K. Life expectancy is 58 now?

[Greg!]

There is literally someone called Gary in my maths so this story is trash

[Samm]

Tom Logan, a Gary campaigner

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[Crimson Dynamo]

The U.K. Life expectancy is 58 now?

Its much lower in Glasgow

[Firewire]

This is false

I went to school with a Gary

[Babayaro.]

Baby Gary, straight out the womb and becomes a bald taxi driver, with a Hibs tattoo on his left arse cheek

[Greg!]

Baby Gary, straight out the womb and becomes a bald taxi driver, with a Hibs tattoo on his left arse cheek

Lmao I thought of that tweet as soon as I saw the title :joker:

[T*]

Lmao I thought of that tweet as soon as I saw the title :joker:


Exposè!!!

[Kizzy]

I have a nephew called Lee who knows martial arts :nono:

[Babayaro.]

Lmao I thought of that tweet as soon as I saw the title :joker:

Scottish Twitter is the best

[LemonJam]

I keep reading this as "No Gays left in Britain"

[EspeonBB]

I keep reading this as "No Gays left in Britain"

This is what I first saw too :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I keep reading this as "No Gays left in Britain"

:joker:

I keep reading that too


:fc:


only joking, i hope its 2055


:hee:


:love:

[Smithy]

A mess @ the site this is from http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/no-garys-left-in-britain-by-2050-2015030696029

[billy123]

The story next to it is better :joker:

Wenger quits to become tortoise
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ARSENAL manager Arsene Wenger has given up football in order to become a tortoise, it has emerged.

The Frenchman made the announcement in an airing cupboard at the Gunners’ London Colney training ground: “Football is too much hurly burly and the weather does not suit me. I have long called for a winter break.

“Now I am going to have one, in a nice box filled with fresh straw. Over time I will grow a shell and my hands will become paw-like scaly things with little claws.

“Please remember to leave me water and food in case I wake up early. We don’t want a repeat of that horrible business with Frida off of Blue Peter.”

Frenchman has become increasingly slow-moving in recent years, and more prone to falling asleep under heat lamps and trying to mount lumps of tree bark.

The last football manager who quit and become a tortoise was former Aston Villa boss Ron Saunders in 1987. However Saunders was unavailable for comment due to being in the middle of having his name painted on his shell.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/wenger-quits-to-become-tortoise-20160302106756

[bots]

Ha ha ha ... clearly a quality press outlet :joker:

[Mystic Mock]

But there will be a Gary still in Bikini Bottom by 2050 right?

[Ammi]

..the best Gary ever..:lovedup:..


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[Cherie]

The story next to it is better :joker:

Wenger quits to become tortoise
http://i2.wp.com/www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/wengtort425.jpg

ARSENAL manager Arsene Wenger has given up football in order to become a tortoise, it has emerged.

The Frenchman made the announcement in an airing cupboard at the Gunners’ London Colney training ground: “Football is too much hurly burly and the weather does not suit me. I have long called for a winter break.

“Now I am going to have one, in a nice box filled with fresh straw. Over time I will grow a shell and my hands will become paw-like scaly things with little claws.

“Please remember to leave me water and food in case I wake up early. We don’t want a repeat of that horrible business with Frida off of Blue Peter.”

Frenchman has become increasingly slow-moving in recent years, and more prone to falling asleep under heat lamps and trying to mount lumps of tree bark.

The last football manager who quit and become a tortoise was former Aston Villa boss Ron Saunders in 1987. However Saunders was unavailable for comment due to being in the middle of having his name painted on his shell.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/wenger-quits-to-become-tortoise-20160302106756

:joker:

[Pete.]

If this was true we could always import Gary Levy

[Ammi]

..it's up to everyone on TiBB, Pete..to call all of their children Gary...

[kirklancaster]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1955000/images/_1959604_glittermm300.jpg

:joker:

[kirklancaster]

Baby Gary, straight out the womb and becomes a bald taxi driver, with a Hibs tattoo on his left arse cheek

:joker::joker::joker:

[kirklancaster]

/watch?v=ug7jf75OiNQ

[joeysteele]

It will change a little later this year then as my Cousin is having a Baby, is a mad Gary Barlow fan and intends to call her Baby Gary.

[Jamie89]

The story next to it is better :joker:

Wenger quits to become tortoise
http://i2.wp.com/www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/wengtort425.jpg

ARSENAL manager Arsene Wenger has given up football in order to become a tortoise, it has emerged.

The Frenchman made the announcement in an airing cupboard at the Gunners’ London Colney training ground: “Football is too much hurly burly and the weather does not suit me. I have long called for a winter break.

“Now I am going to have one, in a nice box filled with fresh straw. Over time I will grow a shell and my hands will become paw-like scaly things with little claws.

“Please remember to leave me water and food in case I wake up early. We don’t want a repeat of that horrible business with Frida off of Blue Peter.”

Frenchman has become increasingly slow-moving in recent years, and more prone to falling asleep under heat lamps and trying to mount lumps of tree bark.

The last football manager who quit and become a tortoise was former Aston Villa boss Ron Saunders in 1987. However Saunders was unavailable for comment due to being in the middle of having his name painted on his shell.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/wenger-quits-to-become-tortoise-20160302106756

Why isn't this story getting more attention!!! Obviously some kind of conspiratorial cover up going on :think:

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[Z]

Gary is just one of those names I cannot imagine a baby having, like Edna or Algernon

[arista]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1955000/images/_1959604_glittermm300.jpg



Yes LT thats Gary
good find

[Denver]

This reminds me of another thread :think:

[Mystic Mock]

It will change a little later this year then as my Cousin is having a Baby, is a mad Gary Barlow fan and intends to call her Baby Gary.

Congratulations to your Cousin Joey.

Are they definitely having a baby Boy?:think:

That question might be a little personal but I was just wondering.:laugh:

[Kizzy]

Gary is just one of those names I cannot imagine a baby having, like Edna or Algernon

Or Greg :hehe:

[Marsh.]

Gary is just one of those names I cannot imagine a baby having, like Edna or Algernon

Or Josy. Or Niamh.

[Mokka]

If this was true we could always import Gary Levy

No :nono:

We won't give him up :smug:

[Calderyon]

There have been less than a total of 233 Gary´s in Finland. If you count the Finnish equivalent the number jumps to over 57 thousand.

[Z]

Or Greg :hehe:

Shush, Kizzabella

[Greg!]

Or Greg :hehe:

bants

[Greg!]

There is literally someone called Gary in my maths so this story is trash

Not me originally thinking this was a real story