So, so sick of KNOBS

[Crimson Dynamo]

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I am fed up with the knobs on my hob. Alls they do is gather crumbs and little splashes of what Iv cooked and they are a pain in the arse to clean.

When I do try and clean them they tuirn on and i burn the cloth and in general they are just a harbinger of crumbs

Its over with me and them 4 knobs

:oh:

[Cherie]

You need to replace that with an induction hob one wipe over and it's done :hee: only downside is you need different saucepans :oh:

[Niamh.]

:laugh: I feel this pain LT

[Marsh.]

How archaic! :oh:

[Mokka]

Let Marsh live :fist:... Oh :shame:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Let Marsh live :fist:... Oh :shame:

:joker:

[thesheriff443]

Would you be happy with one big knob?

[Babayaro.]

I hate when my knob gets covered in crumbs :fist:



:umm2:

[Black Dagger]

You're vile.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I hate when my knob gets covered in crumbs :fist:



:umm2:

stop doing that hole in the pizza trick then

I thought the cinema banned you

:suspect:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Would you be happy with one big knob?

wouldn't we all


:fan:

[Will.]

What's a knob?

[thesheriff443]

wouldn't we all


:fan:

The trouble with a having a big knob it takes a lot to turn it on:bawling:

[Crimson Dynamo]

The trouble with a having a big knob it takes a lot to turn it on:bawling:

:joker:

[Babayaro.]

stop doing that hole in the pizza trick then

I thought the cinema banned you

:suspect:

Yes, but Pizza Hut didn't :smug:

[Cherie]

The trouble with a having a big knob it takes a lot to turn it on:bawling:

:hee: missed you Sherriff, welcome back

[thesheriff443]

:hee: missed you Sherriff, welcome back

Thankyou:blush:

[Crimson Dynamo]

:hee: missed you Sherriff, welcome back

trust a post about Big Knobs to turn Cherie on

:idc:

[Cherie]

trust a post about Big Knobs to turn Cherie on

:idc:

:oh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

:oh:

you can twist my knob cherie but you would have to clean it first

:creep:


wait, no, that sounds wrong

[thesheriff443]

trust a post about Big Knobs to turn Cherie on

:idc:

Now now play nicely.

[Kizzy]

you can twist my knob cherie but you would have to clean it first

:creep:


wait, no, that sounds wrong

The whole bliddy thread sounds wrong no point stopping now.... :laugh:

[Cherie]

The whole bliddy thread sounds wrong no point stopping now.... :laugh:

:joker:

[Z]

What's a knob?

@Firewire

[waterhog]

I only have one but last time I looked its clean and no crumbs. looks a bit tired.


might do a poem on my ???:shrug: