Why does Russell Kane exist?

[Black Dagger]

Discuss!

[Jack_]

Bye this is ****ing hilarious AND completely on point

https://www.facebook.com/officialrussellkane/videos/1029857627089224/

[_Tom_]

To amuse and entertain

http://i.imgur.com/1QTWBiU.jpg

[Lostie!]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01255/kane-682_1255388a.jpg

[GiRTh]

I like him.

[Marsh.]

To be impaled on me cock.

[Marsh.]

I thought he was gay and he's been married twice to women. :joker:

[Black Dagger]

Well this has gone down like a lead balloon. Get some ****ing taste.

[Shaun]

He is gross.

[Mystic Mock]

He popped out of a woman's womb?

[Calderyon]

His mother and Father did the nasty (or beautiful, whichever you like) without using a condom, found out he is coming, decided to keep it and then 6-9 months so, he was born.

He then grew up, lived his life and has finally reached this point. Whatever it is.

So the answer is: Because of his parents.

[Firewire]

In case we need to sacrifice someone to the devil