rate all the cbb5 housemates in order!!!

[jamessample]

put the housemates in order of who you liked:
likewise/entertainment wise
mine would be:

14th-donny
13th-ken
12th-dirk
11th-jack
10th-leo
9th-jermaine
8th-ian
7th-carole
6th-shilpa
5th-danielle
4th-jo
3rd-cleo
2nd-jackiey
1st-jade

[texbex]

14th-Ken
13th-Jade
12th-Donny
11th-Leo
10th-Jackiey
9th-Carole
8th-Dirk
7th-Jermaine
6th-Shilpa
5th-Jack
4th-Jo
3rd-Danielle
2nd-Ian
1st-Cleo

[Emilee]

14th-Jade
13th-Jackey
12th-Ken
11th-Leo
10th-Jack
9th-Jo
8th-Dirk
7th-carole
6th-Donny
5th-Ian
4th-Jermaine
3rd-Cleo
2nd-Shilpa
1st-Danielle

[Rory]

14th - Jackiey
13th - Jade
12th - Leo
11th - Jo
10th - Jack
9th - Danielle
8th - Carole
7th - Ken
6th - Donny
5th - Cleo
4th - Ian
3rd - Dirk
2nd - Jermaine
1st - Shilpa

[Dan_]

14.Jackiey
13.Jo
12.Jade
11.Danielle
10.Carole
9.Jack
8.Leo
7.Donny
6.Cleo
5.Ken
4.Ian
3.Dirk
2.Shilpa
1.Jermaine

[sicknote150]

14 jackiey
13 jade
12 jack
11jo
10 danielle
9 carole
8 leo
7 ken
6 cleo
5 donny
4 ian
3 dirk
2 jermaine
1 shilpa

[Sophii3x]

14. Jade
13. Jackiey
12. Ken
11. Jo
10. Cleo
9. Carole
8. Leo
7. Jack
6. Ian
5. Jermaine
4. Dirk
3. Donny
2. Shilpa
1. Danielle

[Chrizzle]

14. Jack
13. Jackiey
12. Jade
11. Ken
10. Leo
9. Donny
8. Carole
7. Jermaine
6. Dirk
5. Ian
4. Jo
3. Cleo
2. Shilpa
1. Danielle

[Arneldo]

1. Jade
2. Cleo
3. Shilpa
4. Jermaine
5. Ken
6. Jo
7. Leo
8. Jackiey
9. Dirk
10. Ian
11. Danielle
12. Carole
13. Donny
14. Jack

[andybigbro]

14. Donny
13. Leo
12. Ken
11. Jade
10. Carole
9. Jackeiy
8. Cleo
7. Dirk
6. Jack
5. Jo
4. Ian
3. Jermaine
2. Shilpa
1. Danielle

[Noopie]

14th - Jackiey
13th - Jade
11th - Jack
10th - Donny
9th - Leo
8th - Jo
7th - Danielle
6th - Ken
5th - Cleo
4th - Ian
3rd - Dirk
2nd - Jermaine
1st - Shilpa

[xSammyx]

14th - Jackiey
13th - Carole
12th - Ken
11th - Dirk
10th - Cleo
9th - Donny
8th - Leo
7th - Jade
6th - Jo
5th - Shilpa
4th - Danielle
3rd - Jack
2nd - Ian
1st - Jermaine

[The_Hitman]

14. Shilpa
13. Jermaine
12. Donny
11. Bob
10. Dirk
9. Betty
8. Leo
7. Vera
6. Cleo
5. Gordon
4. Jackanory
3. Jade
2. Jo
1. DaniHELL

[ttw]

1.Cleo
2.Jermaine
3.Donny
4.Dirk
5.Ian
6.Shilpa
7.Jack
8.Carole
9.Danielle
10.Jo
11.Jade
12.Jackiey
13.Ken
14.Leo

[gemmalou]

14th - Jade
13th - Jackie
12th - Ken
11th - Jack
10th - Leo
9th - Danniele
8th - Donny
7th - Dirk
6th - Carole
5th - Jo
4th - Jermaine
3rd - Ian
2nd - Shilpa
1st - Cleo

[TheManInNowhere]

1. Shilpa
2. Cleo
3. Carole
4. Jermaine
5. Dirk
6. Ian
7. Donny
8. Ken
9. Leo
10. Jack
11. Jackiey
12. Danielle
13. Jo
14. Jade

(but the bottom 5 could be any order, really)

[pinkprincess2k6]

#1 DANIELLE!!

[Psylocke]

14th - Jo (Horrible person through and through)

13th - Jackie (Nuff said)

12th -Jade (nuff said)

11th -Ian-No balls and the BIGGEST waste of housemate EVER)

10th Jack (had a sinister side,but final night he showed some humility,which was nice

9th - Dannielle (is being stupid was a crime,shed be doing life)

8th - Carole (talks utter bullshit)

7th - Leo (thumb/****** off,possible one of my fave moments ever...)

6th -Ken (Ive forgotten My slippers)

5th - Donny (High all the time and quotes Jesus,likes slipa and thinks jades a moron,whats not to like)

4th - Cleo (That wasnt the real cleo in the house,was a complete fake,but was entertaining)

3rd - Dirk (i pulled the heads off baby animals)

2nd - Jermaine (Kindness is your strenght and other jems)

1st - Shilpa (Best winner ever,great,nice,funny,elegent,entertaining,just everything a winner should be)

[*Lorna*]

1. Jo
2. Danielle
3. Ian
4. Cleo
5. Carole

and the others don't really have an order

[lilmissnaughty]

14 - jack
13 - Jackie
12 - jade
11 - Leo
10 - Donny
9 - Danielle
8 - Carole
7 - Dirk
6 - Ian
5 - Jermaine
4 - ken
3 - Shilpa
2 - Jo
1 - Cleo

[Red Moon]

14th- Jackiey
13th- Jade
12th- Jo
11th- Donny
10th- Danielle
9th- Jack
8th- Leo
7th- Cleo
6th- Ken
5th- Carole
4th- Ian
3rd- Dirk
2nd- Shilpa
1st- Jermaine

[James]

I'm puting my favourites at the top. :hugesmile:

The class...
1. Shilpa
2. Dirk
3. Jermaine
4. Ken
5. Leo
6. Ian
7. Donny
8. Carole
9. Cleo

The riff-raff...
10. Jack
11. Jo
12. Danielle
13. Jackiey
14. Jade

[Ella]

Originally posted by James
I'm puting my favourites at the top. :hugesmile:

The class...
1. Shilpa
2. Dirk
3. Jermaine
4. Ken
5. Leo
6. Ian
7. Donny
8. Carole
9. Cleo

The riff-raff...
10. Jack
11. Jo
12. Danielle
13. Jackiey
14. Jade

LMAO at the Riff-Raff haha

[Revol]

14th - Jade
13th - Jackiey
12th - Danielle
11th - Jack
10th - Jo
9th - Carole
8th - Ken
7th - Cleo
6th - Donny
5th - Ian
4th - Dirk
3rd - Leo
2nd - Shilpa
1st - Jermaine

[DiamondDogTags]

14th - Jackiey
13th - Jade
12th - Leo
11th - Jack
10th - Danielle
9th - Jo
8th - Donny
7th - Dirk
6th - Carole
5th - Shilpa
4th - Ian
3rd - Ken
2nd - Cleo
1st - Jermaine

[Princess]

1-Danielle
2-Shilpa
3-Cleo
4-Ian
5-Jermaine
6-Dirk or 'The Man from The A-Team'
7-Jack
8-Donny
9-Carole
10-Ken
11-Leo
12-Jo
13-Jackiey
14-Jade

[Arkadina]

14th - Jackiey
13th - Jade
12th - Jack
11th - Jermaine
10th - Leo
9th - Ken
8th - Dirk
7th - Jo
6th - Danielle
5th - Donny
4th - Ian
3rd - Cleo
2nd - Shilpa
1st - Carole

[Psylocke]

Most people lists are great:hugesmile:

[Razmataz]

1.)Jermaine
2.)Ian
3.)Leo
4.)Jo
5.)Cleo
6.)Dirk
7.)Donny
8.)Ken
9.)Carole
10.)Shilpa
11.)Jack
12.)Danielle
13.)Jade
14.)Jackiey

[J.C.]

1st. Shilpa :dance::dance::dance:

2nd. Dirk :laugh:

3rd. Jermaine :thumbs:

4th. Ian :thumbs2:

5th. Leo :tongue:

6th. Donny ?? :conf:

7th. Ken :bouncy:

8th. Cleo :bored:

9th. Jack :sleep:

10th Danielle :cat:

11th Carole :sad:

12th Jo :bawling:

13th Jade :bawling:

14th Jackiey :bawling::flowers::tongue:

CBB would have been too uncomfortable to watch without being able to share reactions and opinions, and for that I would like to thank Admin, mods and all.Will shortly slip away, and look forward to another time,when
I expect there will be many BB changes!!! Silly BB, they were always heading precisely to this point........Was it Great or was it Awful ??
well,at one point I felt awful and now I feel great!!:thumbs:

[blisstheassassin]

1st - Dirk
2nd - Jermaine
3rd - Leo
4th - Shipa
5th - Danielle
6th - Kenny
7th - Ian
8th - Jack
9th - Jo
10th - Donny
11th - Cleo
12th - Carole
13th - Jade
14th - Jackiey

[CharlotteSometimes]

14 - Pope Jermaine (lives his life in the shadow of the 'man' who looked in the mirror ... and decided he wanted to be a white woman instead. Without doubt the most mind-numbingly boring human being alive today, too).
13 - Jade's mum (unwittingly stoked the fire for the stake the media burnt her daughter at).
12 - Saint Shilpa (one hell of an actress).
11 - H (is for haemorrhoids - the latter being infinitely preferable).
10 - Dirk (massive disappointment – a tedious, bitter old man).
9 - Leo (64 inches. 63 of them ego).
8 - Danielle (cunning and insincere. Wayne Rooney must be stoked that we've finally found a Scouser we're more ashamed of).
7 - Donny (charlatan).
6 - Jack (it's a real struggle to think of anything to suggest he's not a waste of oxygen).
5 - Carole (refreshingly, nothing like as vile as her weekly column would suggest. Strange that the majority of her 'insider info' came from conversations that took place after her eviction, though).
4 - Ken (harmless, but about as valid to the whole experience as Kian 'cheerleader' Westlife was to XF3).
3 - Jade (artless victim of the most blatant injustice since Stefan Kiszko).
2 - Jo (did she give Osama Bin Laden sanctuary in her cellar? Was she a prominent member on the board of Farepak? Or simply the sacrificial lamb for a nation seeking to mask its own inherent bigotry?)
1 - Cleo (serious contender for the nicest CBB hm ever).

[Ruth]

Cleo isn't a very nice person at all IMO. But she plays the part well except when she gets drunk and shows her true colours.

My order would be:

14. Jackiey - Bitter, cruel, closed minded, spiteful shrew
13. Jack - What is the point in him?
12. Danielle - Academically stupid, but smarter in other areas than people give her credit for. Very sneaky, two faced and bitchy
11. Jade - Loud-mouthed, too stupid to have a sensible argument or make her point reasonably
10. Jo - no she hasn't committed the crime of the century, but I still believe she is a horrible person. And a coward.
9. Cleo Sly, devious, with a big front (no pun intended). Her unprovoked outburst on BBBM showed a side to her that I wish she had kept hidden.
8. Carole Works for the Daily Mirror, which is reason enough to dislike her. I've said on other threads what I think of the rubbish she spouts, so I'm not going to repeat myself here.
7. Donny - Thinks he is so hard, outrageous, edgy and dangerous - but it's all been done much better and much earlier than he even dreamed of it. Bill Bailey said it best when he said "about as punk as Enya."
6. Ken - Probably excellent company in the right environment - Big Brother wasn't it.
5. Jermaine - Boring, boring, boring - and oh-so-worthy.
4. Shilpa - Respected her grace and dignity. I can imagine she could be annoying to live with though.
3. Leo - Not half as confident as he makes himself out to be. As annoying as he could undoubtedly be, he was a big character in the house.
2. Ian - Nice guy, sweet and compassionate.
1. Dirk - I thought Dirk was the most genuine housemate in there. Never afraid to speak his mind, even if it went against what everyone else was saying. Superb judge of character.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by CharlotteSometimes

3 - Jade (artless victim of the most blatant injustice since Stefan Kiszko).
2 - Jo (did she give Osama Bin Laden sanctuary in her cellar? Was she a prominent member on the board of Farepak? Or simply the sacrificial lamb for a nation seeking to mask its own inherent bigotry?)
1 - Cleo (serious contender for the nicest CBB hm ever).

Jade - I'm not sure of the injustice you're referring to. The womans made millions with no discerable talent. Or have I got it wrong. Is her talent the fact that she has no talent. Either way, where's the injustice? The injustice is that she has so much money.

Jo - Sacrificial lamb? Pass the blunt; that's some good sh*it you're smoking. She could have avoided all of this by making a couple of apologies. Fact. If she doesn't think she did anything wrong. Fine. If she thinks she was stitched up. Fine. But we all saw what happened and we all saw what a toxic harpy she is. I've no sympathy for her. Sorry. I just can't get emotional about her breakdown.

[CharlotteSometimes]

Originally posted by Ruth

14. Jackiey - Bitter, cruel, closed minded, spiteful shrew

12. Danielle - Academically stupid


9. Cleo Sly, devious, with a big front (no pun intended). Her unprovoked outburst on BBBM showed a side to her that I wish she had kept hidden.

7. Donny - Thinks he is so hard, outrageous, edgy and dangerous - but it's all been done much better and much earlier than he even dreamed of it. Bill Bailey said it best when he said "about as punk as Enya."

1. Dirk - Superb judge of character.

Apparently, she's a Muslim and had her prayer mat out every morning. That's something that I'd never have picked.

Isn't she supposed to have several A Levels?

I didn't see that at all. Any chance of a quick synopsis please, Ruth?

There's a real Sid Vicious pastiche thing going down there. And like Sid, it's all a sham (R.I.P. Sid).

You missed his opinion of Danielle after the press conference then, huh?

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by CharlotteSometimes
Originally posted by Ruth

9. Cleo Sly, devious, with a big front (no pun intended). Her unprovoked outburst on BBBM showed a side to her that I wish she had kept hidden.




I didn't see that at all. Any chance of a quick synopsis please, Ruth?


She was having a go at Dirk and getting quite personal with her comments.

[CharlotteSometimes]

Originally posted by GRiT

Jade - I'm not sure of the injustice you're referring to. The womans made millions with no discerable talent. Or have I got it wrong. Is her talent the fact that she has no talent. Either way, where's the injustice? The injustice is that she has so much money.

Jo - Sacrificial lamb? Pass the blunt; that's some good sh*it you're smoking. She could have avoided all of this by making a couple of apologies. Fact. If she doesn't think she did anything wrong. Fine. If she thinks she was stitched up. Fine. But we all saw what happened and we all saw what a toxic harpy she is. I've no sympathy for her. Sorry. I just can't get emotional about her breakdown.

I could explain, but it would take a rather extensive post that I'm sure you really don't care to read. Yeah, you're spot on. Although I think the fact that she turned public opinion on its head and became the most successful hm ever is worthy of credit, whether you think she was merely benefitting from an extremely sagacious agent or not. The injustice would be that the bullied was morphed into the bully. Take the argument Shilpa started as a soundbite, and yeah, it looks very nasty indeed. Pan out to what happened before then and put it in context, and it's a completely different picture.

See other thread.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by CharlotteSometimes

I could explain, but it would take a rather extensive post that I'm sure you really don't care to read. Yeah, you're spot on. Although I think the fact that she turned public opinion on its head and became the most successful hm ever is worthy of credit, whether you think she was merely benefitting from an extremely sagacious agent or not. The injustice would be that the bullied was morphed into the bully. Take the argument Shilpa started as a soundbite, and yeah, it looks very nasty indeed. Pan out to what happened before then and put it in context, and it's a completely different picture.

See other thread.

I think it's the agent. Anyone who wonders why Eskimo tears don't freeze...Jeeez. I asked my 11 year old niece the same question and she worked it out.

[CharlotteSometimes]

Originally posted by GRiT

She was having a go at Dirk and getting quite personal with her comments.

I actually did see that. Or rather I didn't, because it certainly didn't come across to me that way - hence why I thought Ruth was referring to someting that I'd missed. It's all smoke and mirrors, anyway.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by CharlotteSometimes
Originally posted by GRiT

She was having a go at Dirk and getting quite personal with her comments.

I actually did see that. Or rather I didn't, because it certainly didn't come across to me that way - hence why I thought Ruth was referring to someting that I'd missed. It's all smoke and mirrors, anyway.

Cleo has a dark side, a very dark side, the act that Tiara did on Dirk was very close to harassment. She doesn't seem to understand when I joke isn't funny anymore.

[CharlotteSometimes]

Originally posted by GRiT

Anyone who wonders why Eskimo tears don't freeze...Jeeez. I asked my 11 year old niece the same question and she worked it out.

The quote of the series has to go to H for me, when he asked Pope Jermaine whether MJ's Billie Jean was about the tennis player.

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

Even if he still wasn't sure, Ms. King's lesbianism should've been the clincher ...

O/T: If Jo left S Club 7 with pretty much nothing, how come H owns (and yeah, I know they're probably sketches or etchings or something) several Picassos?

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by CharlotteSometimes

O/T: If Jo left S Club 7 with pretty much nothing, how come H owns (and yeah, I know they're probably sketches or etchings or something) several Picassos?

I didn't know that. Perhaps they're copies.

[CharlotteSometimes]

Originally posted by GRiT

Cleo has a dark side, a very dark side, the act that Tiara did on Dirk was very close to harassment. She doesn't seem to understand when I joke isn't funny anymore.

I didn't find her characters amusing, but that kind of thing is exceptionally hard to pull off at the best of times. But they were quite well crafted all the same, I think. I actually did find that particular moment extremely amusing though, and a million miles away from 'harassment'. Dirk's reaction was extremely malicious, and I'd go as far to say that what really annoyed him was the fact that it was all done in jest (or perhaps that should be the best possible taste?), and the realisation that he really didn't stand a chance. A strong, confident woman will always make a man wet his pants, and Dirk couldn't even distinguish between the character and the subtle tease. He made a fool of himself, and showed the reality of his misanthropic nature.

[Ruth]

Originally posted by CharlotteSometimes
Originally posted by GRiT

She was having a go at Dirk and getting quite personal with her comments.

I actually did see that. Or rather I didn't, because it certainly didn't come across to me that way - hence why I thought Ruth was referring to someting that I'd missed. It's all smoke and mirrors, anyway.

Well the comment about rather sticking her head in a bottle of rhino spit (or sperm?) rather than sleeping with Dirk was far worse than anything he said about her. Of course, it may be true that she feels that way, but actions speak louder than words, and her behaviour suggested that she fancied Dirk.

What was even more offensive were the comments she made about Dirk's son. I won't repeat the lot, but she wound up saying that he must have got all his good qualities from his mother. I thought that was rather cruel considering that she is well aware that the boys' mother walked out when they were very young, and Dirk brought them up himself. It was clearly meant as a dig - although she was very drunk at the time. Carole actually apologised for it either the next day or a few days down the line. Not that it's Carole's place to apologise for what Cleo said, but it was clear that she knew that it was out of order.

And yes - the Tiara incident was at least bordering on harassment. I'm quite sure there would have been cries of sexual harassment if Dirk had behaved that way with her, and carried on despite her asking him to stop and actually walking out of the room to get away from her.

As for Dirk's opinion of Danielle - I disagree with him on that. But I still think he was usually spot on about most of the characters in the house.

So Jackiey had her prayer mat out every morning? I didn't see that, although I did hear something about her being a Muslim. Whether or not she's a nice person is a totally different issue though.

Danielle's former headmaster has said that she hasn't actually got the qualifications she claims to have.

I strongly doubt Ian's Picassos are real. There's two Van Gogh's hanging up in our living room at the moment - not real obviously! They're not that expensive to get hold of.

[Ruth]

Originally posted by CharlotteSometimes
Originally posted by GRiT

Cleo has a dark side, a very dark side, the act that Tiara did on Dirk was very close to harassment. She doesn't seem to understand when I joke isn't funny anymore.

I didn't find her characters amusing, but that kind of thing is exceptionally hard to pull off at the best of times. But they were quite well crafted all the same, I think. I actually did find that particular moment extremely amusing though, and a million miles away from 'harassment'. Dirk's reaction was extremely malicious, and I'd go as far to say that what really annoyed him was the fact that it was all done in jest (or perhaps that should be the best possible taste?), and the realisation that he really didn't stand a chance. A strong, confident woman will always make a man wet his pants, and Dirk couldn't even distinguish between the charcter and the subtle tease. He made a fool of himself, and showed the reality of his misanthropic nature.

IMO - Cleo is neither strong or confident. If he had gone up to her and draped himself all over her - despite her asking him not to - and if he had then followed her around the house, despite her asking him to leave her alone - I bet he would have been in big trouble.

Interesting how when they were both up for the chop, Cleo received a considerable amount more votes than Dirk did.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by CharlotteSometimes
Originally posted by GRiT

Cleo has a dark side, a very dark side, the act that Tiara did on Dirk was very close to harassment. She doesn't seem to understand when I joke isn't funny anymore.

I didn't find her characters amusing, but that kind of thing is exceptionally hard to pull off at the best of times. But they were quite well crafted all the same, I think. I actually did find that particular moment extremely amusing though, and a million miles away from 'harassment'. Dirk's reaction was extremely malicious, and I'd go as far to say that what really annoyed him was the fact that it was all done in jest (or perhaps that should be the best possible taste?), and the realisation that he really didn't stand a chance. A strong, confident woman will always make a man wet his pants, and Dirk couldn't even distinguish between the character and the subtle tease. He made a fool of himself, and showed the reality of his misanthropic nature.

Whoa Whoa easy tiger!!!!! That's a bit strong. Misanthropic. If you were referring to Jo, maybe, but with Jo it's only selective misanthropy.

At the time I found Dirks reaction over the top, but having watched it back. I'm on his side. He asked her to stop a couple of time. Many people have stated that if Dirk had played such a trick on say Danielle he would have probably been called into the diary room. But I'm not going to play the sexism card. Oh, I just did.

I happen to love strong women - which is why I was so disappointed with Jacqueline Gold in the verdict, I digress. I like demure and submissive too. I think Cleo's characters were not current enough but I do agree that style of comedy is difficult to do.

[CharlotteSometimes]

Originally posted by Ruth

Well the comment about rather sticking her head in a bottle of rhino spit (or sperm?) rather than sleeping with Dirk was far worse than anything he said about her. Of course, it may be true that she feels that way, but actions speak louder than words, and her behaviour suggested that she fancied Dirk.

What was even more offensive were the comments she made about Dirk's son. I won't repeat the lot, but she wound up saying that he must have got all his good qualities from his mother. I thought that was rather cruel considering that she is well aware that the boys' mother walked out when they were very young, and Dirk brought them up himself. It was clearly meant as a dig - although she was very drunk at the time. Carole actually apologised for it either the next day or a few days down the line. Not that it's Carole's place to apologise for what Cleo said, but it was clear that she knew that it was out of order.

And yes - the Tiara incident was at least bordering on harassment. I'm quite sure there would have been cries of sexual harassment if Dirk had behaved that way with her, and carried on despite her asking him to stop and actually walking out of the room to get away from her.

As for Dirk's opinion of Danielle - I disagree with him on that. But I still think he was usually spot on about most of the characters in the house.

So Jackiey had her prayer mat out every morning? I didn't see that, although I did hear something about her being a Muslim. Whether or not she's a nice person is a totally different issue though.

Danielle's former headmaster has said that she hasn't actually got the qualifications she claims to have.

I strongly doubt Ian's Picassos are real. There's two Van Gogh's hanging up in our living room at the moment - not real obviously! They're not that expensive to get hold of.

I was watching that night, but I was busy doing housey-stuff too, so I missed the 'rhino' comment, I think. But didn't they play her the clip of Dirk in the diary room, when he was going on about a woman in a cocktail dress in the morning, etc? That was downright nasty, and an act of vengeful spite rather than a response to any notion of harassment.

I do remember her making a reference to his son, and cringing. You just don't bring people's families into arguments, especially not their children.

But it was so obviously a joke. And Dirk is way too miserable to get up to anything like that.

Maybe I'm wrong, but didn't he actually give quite varying accounts of a few hm's at various points? I remember him commenting on Leo once, and it was so rambling I was half expecting him to fall to the floor on a bed of Werthers Originals at any moment. And right at the end of the show, he made a comment about Jermaine's character. It wasn't malicious, but it was certainly insensitive when you consider that Jermaine probably considered Dirk to be his best friend in the house. For Dirk, it was as though they'd met just the night before or something. That was my perception, anyway - I suppose I'd say that he was ... complacent.

Apparently so. But no, it wasn't ever shown. I didn't mention that earlier in case anyone thought I was suggesting that she'd been cleverly edited, too. I think positive editing for her would've come across like a Norman Collier routine.

I find it pretty hard to believe, to be honest. But then again, would anyone have believed that Imogen had a degree based on the recap shows last year? If she was fibbing about that, then it was a pretty daft move.

It was Ken that mentioned them, when he was asked what he enjoyed or would miss most, or whatever. He cited his conversations about art with H, and then he mentioned his (H's) 'art collection', which includes Picassos. From the way the conversation went, I didn't doubt that they were real (rather than prints) at all.


Originally posted by Ruth

IMO - Cleo is neither strong or confident. If he had gone up to her and draped himself all over her - despite her asking him not to - and if he had then followed her around the house, despite her asking him to leave her alone - I bet he would have been in big trouble.

Interesting how when they were both up for the chop, Cleo received a considerable amount more votes than Dirk did.

Quite probably. I can say no more than that's just the way it goes. There are plenty of scenarios that we could think up that would put the shoe firmly on the other foot too, though.

I dunno what the percentages were, but I was more surprised than I've been for most evictions in the past when Cleo walked, for sure.

[Legend]

1. Danielle
2. Cleo
3. Jade
4. Donny
5. Shilpa
6. Carole
7. Jo
8. Ian
9. Jermaine
10. Dirk
11. Ken
12. Jack
13. Jackiey
14. Leo

[CharlotteSometimes]

Originally posted by GRiT

Whoa Whoa easy tiger!!!!! That's a bit strong. Misanthropic. If you were referring to Jo, maybe, but with Jo it's only selective misanthropy.

At the time I found Dirks reaction over the top, but having watched it back. I'm on his side. He asked her to stop a couple of time. Many people have stated that if Dirk had played such a trick on say Danielle he would have probably been called into the diary room. But I'm not going to play the sexism card. Oh, I just did.

I happen to love strong women - which is why I was so disappointed with Jacqueline Gold in the verdict, I digress. I like demure and submissive too. I think Cleo's characters were not current enough but I do agree that style of comedy is difficult to do.

I was thinking of something similar earlier as far as Dirk was concerned, as it goes. His outlook seems to soften markedly when there's a pert-chested girl young enough to be his daughter (granddaughter?) in the immediate vacinity.

What else could he have done? When you wind the clock, you need to appreciate that the cuckoo's-a-comin' real soon. See my reply ^ to Ruth.

Damn, I watched the first and then managed to miss the rest. Archer didn't do himself any favours, did he? He was slithering all over Jennifer Ellison like a giant slug. Agreed. Katherine Tate's show is hugely hit-and-miss too, but she certainly seems popular enough, regardless. I think there's a capable actress in Cleo somewhere, even if it's more suited to roles in dross like ITV's attempt at bringing Cluedo into the nation's living rooms.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by CharlotteSometimes


But it was so obviously a joke. And Dirk is way too miserable to get up to anything like that.



I agree with much of your response but I couldn't let this one go. In BB7 Spiral was accused of sexually harassing Aisleyne. I don't think the joke defense would have worked there and it shouldn't work here. She should have stopped when Dirk asked her to stop.

[The_Hitman]

1. Jermaine. Proved himself as the figure of calm and reason when situations got at their most complicated and stressful. Not a big character, but someone who showed admirable patience and consideration for his fellow housemates, even when he was finding the game stressful himself. A philosophical man with a sincere, good natured attitude towards life.

2. Shilpa. An elegant, dignified lady with good social skills was always going to be one of the main points of interest in the Big Brother house. Her fellow housemates were drawn to her charisma and presence from the very first day, as were the Goodys when they arrived. Never a dull moment in the house regarding Shilpa, as is to be expected when people want to share camera time with you at every opportunity they can make, but where Shilpa flourished is dealing with the excessive attention she got, whether it be positive, negative or somewhere inbetween. Undoubtedly, a showgirl, so she probably enjoyed all the attention.

3. Dirk. An interesting perspective from a man wholesomely aware that he was being imprisoned for the sake of a television show and he grew increasingly tired of it as the days passed. Dirk didnt necessarily make many friends in the house, but his strength of character was something that helped people get by whether they cared to admit it to themselves or not (Im looking at you Jo and Cleo). On the days where Dirk was fed up of playing the grumpy prisoner, he would find it quite easy to have a bit of fun with anybody who cared to join him. A man of principle.

4. Donny. A hilarious first night of 'punk' type behaviour, leading to a few days as a contestant. After hearing about £ndemols sneaky little scheme to make Jade Goody 'head of the house', he left. A statement which, in hindsight, should be admired.

5. Ken. An eccentric old man who was proving to be extremely entertaining when housemates were relaxed, was never going to be made at home by a production company who thrive on shock tabloid headlines. Never given any good coverage on the early highlight shows, his short time in the house went virtually un-noticed by the mass audience, and the show lost a genuine show-biz talent of character and substance when he left. I apprieciated his humour, though few others were given time to notice.

6. Leo. An old show-biz veteran with a huge ego. I thought Leo was hilarious, despite his charm being lost on most people, the way Leo considered himself a VIP ammused me no end. In fairness to him, Leo has earned the right to be treated like a celebrity, which made it even funnier to see him helplessly shouting his case in a house half-full of none-entities who had no right to be there, let alone have special treatment. Leo was a confused individual, but under no circumstances was he vindictive, nasty or lacking in character. A mis-understood chap.

7. Jade. Ms Goody herself. The baddie to Shilpa's goodie. The sure fire guaruntee that the show would cause some headlines. Jade was being payed to cause a race-row long before Jade ever knew she was going to cause a race-row. £ndemols secret weapon had been in preparation for this long before the show ever started despite the fact that she would not have been in on the plan herself. Jade just isnt clever enough to be de-briefed about this sort of operation, and so like a cock in a cock fight, she would have just been kept in isololation until the time was right. It is this very reason why I put Jade quite high in the list, because despite her greed and huge ego making her so easy to manipulate, I still feel her sense of character plays a part in any of this having any meaning when it has all finished. I dont like Jade, but she is a character.

8. Cleo. Since the beginning Cleo always seemed good natured and full of fun, lacking any sort of malice or negativity, but progressively, as the days passed I realised that Cleo is a mass of contradictions and dishonesty all wrapped up in a very well rehearsed 'character'. I dont think Cleo is a bad person, but I do think she needs to get some help and get some life experience before its too late. It seems like she's been kissing a*** all her life.

9. Jackiey. Not the most endearing person Ive ever seen on my television screen, but niether is she a person who wants to see people suffer. Although she causes people to suffer, with her brash, loud, obnoxious personality, its something which, deep down, she wishes she could control a bit better, she just never had the time and intelligence to do it. Jackiey puts on an act like shes happy who she is, which I dont believe, but I do believe she wants to be a good person.

10. Jack. Just a kid thrown in at the deep end. Not very nice, not very intelligent but thats no crime.

11. Steps. Not my favourite kind of person. The ultimate kiss-a***. Never got anything positive to offer a situation apart from insincere ramblings about how great everything is and how great everybody is. Whether you want to go as far as calling it lying, thats debatable, but he rarely speaks the truth.

12. Jo. A girl who thrives on cynicism. Negativity and cynicism are what Jo seeks to get out of her day, whether she sees it in other people or whether she instigates it herself, it is what makes up the person Jo O Meara.

13. Carole. She has a high opinion of herself and an unbelievably high opinion of the importance of her own opinion. This woman used to address the nation in her newspaper column spewing the exact kind of rubbish and diatribe which we have all come to know from watching her on Big Brother. Carole will ALWAYS make controversial statements in the place of speaking up for what is right or the truth, because controversy creates money. She's an insult to journalism, and to the people who read her writing.

14. Danielle. From the moment this girl stepped in the Big Brother house, she was looking to create something controversial, using her talents of 'playing the victim'. Her first port of call was the 'sexual harrassment' trap. She tried several times to instigate some sort of storyline which pitted her the victim of abuse from older male contestants, but due to there being no substance to her claims, little came of it. It was convenient that Jade came along, because Danielle was DESPERATE to associate herself with a high-profile British 'name'. The race-row was like a ride for Danielle. It was like a conveniant wave which allowed her to be in the spotlight for nothing more than being disgusting to someone, though the main reason behind her utterly repulsive behaviour was not because she harboured resentment towards Shilpa, it was because befriending Jade Goody was Danielles meal ticket to 'stardom'. She didnt even SEE the person whose life she was making a misery.

Danielle Lloyd would literally slit your throat if thats what was required for her to become a rich and famous star. Pure evil.


(Anybody wishing to contest these opinions, dont expect a response, because you won't be getting one.)

[Chrizzle]

It's not the best thing to say 'grow up' to someone, so deleted.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by The_Hitman
1. Jermaine. Proved himself as the figure of calm and reason when situations got at their most complicated and stressful. Not a big character, but someone who showed admirable patience and consideration for his fellow housemates, even when he was finding the game stressful himself. A philosophical man with a sincere, good natured attitude towards life.

2. Shilpa. An elegant, dignified lady with good social skills was always going to be one of the main points of interest in the Big Brother house. Her fellow housemates were drawn to her charisma and presence from the very first day, as were the Goodys when they arrived. Never a dull moment in the house regarding Shilpa, as is to be expected when people want to share camera time with you at every opportunity they can make, but where Shilpa flourished is dealing with the excessive attention she got, whether it be positive, negative or somewhere inbetween. Undoubtedly, a showgirl, so she probably enjoyed all the attention.

3. Dirk. An interesting perspective of a man wholesomely aware that he was being imprisoned for the sake of a television show and he grew increasingly tired of it as the days passed. Dirk didnt necessarily make many friends in the house, but his strength of character was something that helped people get by whether they cared to admit it to themselves or not (Im looking at you Jo and Cleo). On the days where Dirk was fed up of playing the grumpy prisoner, he would find it quite easy to have a bit of fun with anybody who cared to join him. A man of principle.

4. Donny. A hilarious first night of 'punk' type behaviour, leading to a few days as a contestant. After hearing about £ndemols sneaky little scheme to make Jade Goody 'head of the house', he left. A statement which, in hindsight, should be admired.

5. Ken. An eccentric old man who was proving to be extremely entertaining when housemates were relaxed, was never going to be made at home by a production company who thrive on shock tabloid headlines. Never given any good coverage on the early highlight shows, his short time in the house went virtually un-noticed by the mass audience, and the show lost a genuine show-biz talent of character and substance when he left. I apprieciated his humour, though few others were given time to notice.

6. Leo. An old show-biz veteran with a huge ego. I thought Leo was hilarious, despite his charm being lost on most people, the way Leo considered himself a VIP ammused me no end. In fairness to him, Leo has earned the right to be treated like a celebrity, which made it even funnier to see him helplessly shouting his case in a house half-full of none-entities who had no right to be there, let alone have special treatment. Leo was a confused individual, but under no circumstances was he vindictive, nasty or lacking in character. A mis-understood chap.

7. Jade. Ms Goody herself. The baddie to Shilpa's goodie. The sure fire guaruntee that the show would cause some headlines. Jade was being payed to cause a race-row long before Jade ever knew she was going to cause a race-row. £ndemols secret weapon had been in preparation for this long before the show ever started despite the fact that she would not have been in on the plan herself. Jade just isnt clever enough to be de-briefed about this sort of operation, and so like a cock in a cock fight, she would have just been kept in isololation until the time was right. It is this very reason why I put Jade quite high in the list, because despite her greed and huge ego making her so easy to manipulate, I still feel her sense of character plays a part in any of this having any meaning when it has all finished. I dont like Jade, but she is a character.

8. Cleo. Since the beginning Cleo always seemed good natured and full of fun, lacking any sort of malice or negativity, but progressively, as the days passed I realised that Cleo is a mass of contradictions and dishonesty all wrapped up in a very well rehearsed 'character'. I dont think Cleo is a bad person, but I do think she needs to get some help and get some life experience before its too late. It seems like she's been kissing a*** all her life.

9. Jackiey. Not the most endearing person Ive ever seen on my television screen, but niether is she a person who wants to see people suffer. Although she causes people to suffer, with her brash, loud, obnoxious personality, its something which, deep down, she wishes she could control a bit better, she just never had the time and intelligence to do it. Jackiey puts on an act like shes happy who she is, which I dont believe, but I do believe she wants to be a good person.

10. Jack. Just a kid thrown in at the deep end. Not very nice, not very intelligent but thats no crime.

11. Steps. Not my favourite kind of person. The ultimate kiss-a***. Never got anything positive to offer a situation apart from insincere ramblings about how great everything is and how great everybody is. Whether you want to go as far as calling it lying, thats debatable, but he rarely speaks the truth.

12. Jo. A girl who thrives on cynicism. Negativity and cynicism are what Jo seeks to get out of her day, whether she sees it in other people or whether she instigates it herself, it is what makes up the person Jo O Meara.

13. Carole. She has a high opinion of herself and an unbelievably high opinion of the importance of her own opinion. This woman used to address the nation in her newspaper column spewing the exact kind of rubbish and diatribe which we have all come to know from watching her on Big Brother. Carole will ALWAYS make controversial statements in the place of speaking up for what is right or the truth, because controversy creates money. She's an insult to journalism, and to the people who read her writing.

14. Danielle. From the moment this girl stepped in the Big Brother house, she was looking to create something controversial, using her talents of 'playing the victim'. Her first port of call was the 'sexual harrassment' traps. She tried several times to instigate some sort of storyline which pitted her the victim of abuse from older male contestants, but due to there being no substance to her claims, little came of it. It was conveniant that Jade came along, because Danielle was DESPERATE to associate herself with a high-profile British 'name'. The race-row was like a ride for Danielle. It was like a conveniant wave which allowed her to be in the spotlight for nothing more than being disgusting to someone, though the main reason behind her utterly repulsive behaviour was not because she harboured resentment towards Shilpa, it was because befriending Jade Goody was Danielles meal ticket to 'stardom'. She didnt even SEE the person whose life she was making a misery.

Danielle Lloyd would literally slit your throat if thats what was required for her to become a rich and famous star. Pure evil.


(Anybody wishing to contest these opinions, dont expect a response, because you won't be getting one.)

Quality. LMFAO on the Danielle bit. You can always rely on the Hitman. I suppose I'd better do one of these.:thumbs:

[J.C.]

^Well come on GRiT, I'm looking forward to it. !! I know The_Hitman won`t reply but we all know he was dumped by Danielle before the Teddy days !!!
:laugh2:

[GiRTh]

1. Shilpa Shetty – My number one by default. She’s annoying, controlling and, can be, bit of a pain in the ass. She’s also classy, elegant and dignified. During the race row she conducted herself with immense dignity through an argument that had been brewing for quite some time.

2. Jermaine Jackson – Quite, calm and always in control of himself. Many people criticise the peacemaker in BB but every house needs one or there’d be chaos. And not very entertaining chaos to boot. Probably the real winner of CBB5 as his Jackson 5 musical project is bound to be a hit.

3. Dirk Benedict - Grouchy, cranky but a great sense of humour. Face from the A-Team made by far the best entrance to the house and, while in the house, tried his damdest to be voted out. How can you not be entertained by that?

4. Danielle Lloyd – A very high position for Danielle all things considered. I genuinely believe she’s a nice girl. She’s simple, stupid and weak but she’s also a great deal more calculating than she lets on. Danielle is the kind of girl who thinks her looks can get her out of every scrape. They probably have done up to now. Having said that, I like Danielle – I always stated that – she provided many funny moments in the house.

5. Donny Tourette – His entrance was as spectacular as his departure. He would have been one to watch if he had stayed the course. He is a posh punk and is regurgitating the attitudes of a generation ago. He is also very funny in an unintentional kind of way.

6. H – What a nice man. We found out on that day he went in that H does not stand for hetro, but what a pleasant happy sort he turned out to be. Some would say nauseously so.

7. Cleo Rocos – What a disappointment. I was a fan of hers back in the day and was looking forward to her stay in the house. She started well but when it all kicked off showed how spineless and two faced she was. She committed one of the cardinal sins of Big Brother. She established herself as a shoulder to cry on for Shilpa, and then nominated her. How low can you go? Her characters were not funny and her assault on Dirk was tantamount to harassment. A spectacular fall from grace.

8. Ken Russell – I thought it was a mistake for Ken to enter the house. He is too old and he is a maverick director. He was never going to be comfortable viewing. He did the decent thing when he left

9. Jack Tweed – Was he in there? A compete non-entity. Nuff said.

10. Carole Malone – I do not read her column but I am aware of it. The column taints her in that you cannot believe a word she says. You can smell the insincerity

11. Jackiey - First, who the hell spells Jackie like that? It is as if she put so many letters in there that it must be right. They say look at a woman’s mother to find out what she has to become. Scary. On the other side, her constant mispronunciation of Shilpa name was very funny. Shippa. Sherpa. Shepherd and on and on.

12. Leo Sayer – As he walked in to the house I thought of cuddly Leo being a possible winner then – wait a minute – this guys a pr*ck with ears. His exit did give me the biggest laugh. The sight of him kicking of with the burly bouncers still tickles me.

13. Jade Goody – What can I state that has not already been stated. I still maintain that one of the reason she treated Shilpa in that fashion was because she had never heard of her. Jade Goody 2007 differs from Jade Goody 2003 in that she now has an ego. The day after the Oxo argument I recall she’s was boasting how she gets invited to parties at Kate Moss’ house and Will Smith once recognised her on a plane. Jade Goody with an ego is a monster that should never have been created.

14. Jo 0’Misery – I cannot work this girl out. I was a bit of closet S Club fan and was looking forward to her stay in the house. Oh, my god I cannot believe what she is like. She is toxic, vindictive, bitchy I could go on. When she was in the house, she was as happy as Larry spouting her bitterness. Now she is out and she witnessed the impact it is had she is going through a breakdown. I cannot work it out. How can she only be happy when she is making others unhappy? I thought I was going to like her, but am shocked and dismayed by her appalling attitude to everything. I see in today’s paper that she does not want Shilpa to visit her. What is that all about? She is almost implying that her plight is Shilpa’s fault. Her attitude stinks to high hell.

[J.C.]

^ I knew that would be a good read,thanks. Danielle ranked even higher than I was expecting!!!.... Jo O'Misery..lmao
:thumbs:

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by J.C.
^ I knew that would be a good read,thanks. Danielle ranked even higher than I was expecting!!!.... Jo O'Misery..lmao
:thumbs:

I see what you're saying about Danielle. I think maybe swap her with Dirk.

[CharlotteSometimes]

Originally posted by GRiT

I agree with much of your response but I couldn't let this one go. In BB7 Spiral was accused of sexually harassing Aisleyne. I don't think the joke defense would have worked there and it shouldn't work here. She should have stopped when Dirk asked her to stop.

LOL! Sorry, but that's without doubt the absolute worst comparison you ever could've picked! There'd be no need to 'accuse' Spiral, because a heck of a lot of us watched it live. On that score, there's no need for a jury - he'd be guilty without any hope of defence. Cleo may have decided to slip into that character (and dress, and wig, etc.) on the night in question to seduce Dirk. Or to tease and/or mock him. Or she may have just been messing with that character anyway, and just launched into the whole 'seduction' of Dirk on the spur of the moment. We'll probably never know the answer to that one, although we'll all have varying opinions, no doubt.

Still, all I/we saw was her launching straight into things. With Spiral, we saw his comments to other hm's over quite some time. We saw him prowling around the garden, in a manner that, given the way things panned out, most women will tell you was really rather scary. His appallingly bad rap verses may have lightened the load for some, but there was that sinister heavy breathing stuff going on, too. And every time he performed his naff rap as he was walking around the garden, he finished with what most women will recognise as his 'sex face'. I'm not going to expand on that any further and get myself into trouble with the Mods. But I think a lot of the female members here will get what I mean.

But even that was amusing at first, because it just added to the general patheticness of the whole scenario. But thinking back, after the way he was bordering on physical violence when she rejected him, it took on a whole different light. I certainly wouldn't ever want to be alone anywhere with Spiral. The mere thought of it absolutely terrifies me, in fact. He's clearly obsessive, delusional, and emotionally unstable. I actually quite liked him, up until that point. But he's not the type of person any woman would feel safe around. And I really can't abide Aisleyne. She’s right up there in the top five or ten worst hm's ever, in my book. But she never deserved the treatment she received from Spiral. And although we get it every series now, I think that really was one situation that should've lead to police intervention. I've only ever felt that way over one other BB incident, which was the night sicktor physically assaulted Emma and when Jason was threatening Marco (whether he was intensely irritating or not).

So yeah, sorry for the essay. But I don't see how you can compare the two incidents at all. One was clearly a joke, whether it backfired or not. The other was something altogether more sinister. Meh, you'd have been on safer ground if you'd used Michelle & Stu as an example instead! :tongue:

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by CharlotteSometimes

With Spiral, we saw his comments to other hm's over quite some time. We saw him prowling around the garden, in a manner that, given the way things panned out, most women will tell you was really rather scary. His appallingly bad rap verses may have lightened the load for some, but there was that sinister heavy breathing stuff going on, too. And every time he performed his naff rap as he was walking around the garden, he finished with what most women will recognise as his 'sex face'. I'm not going to expand on that any further and get myself into trouble with the Mods. But I think a lot of the female members here will get what I mean.

But even that was amusing at first, because it just added to the general patheticness of the whole scenario. But thinking back, after the way he was bordering on physical violence when she rejected him, it took on a whole different light. I certainly wouldn't ever want to be alone anywhere with Spiral. The mere thought of it absolutely terrifies me, in fact. He's clearly obsessive, delusional, and emotionally unstable. I actually quite liked him, up until that point. But he's not the type of person any woman would feel safe around. And I really can't abide Aisleyne. She’s right up there in the top five or ten worst hm's ever, in my book. But she never deserved the treatment she received from Spiral. And although we get it every series now, I think that really was one situation that should've lead to police intervention. I've only ever felt that way over one other BB incident, which was the night sicktor physically assaulted Emma and when Jason was threatening Marco (whether he was intensely irritating or not).



May you never be given any authority. These are the ramblings of insanity. No offence.

[CharlotteSometimes]

Making allegations of insanity when you feel the need to quote the entire post immediately above your own is frankly rather absurd. Excuse me while I quickly remove any sharp objects from the immediate area. Now, tell me about your mother ...

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by CharlotteSometimes
Making allegations of insanity when you feel the need to quote the entire post immediately above your own is frankly rather absurd.

My youre easy to catch out.

[mansi]

shilpa, jermaine, ian and dirk...the rest I don't care about

[pete_bennet]

who was all in the house its that long ago but now i remember

14th Ken
13th Donny
12th Jackie
11th Cleo
10th Jermaine
9th Ian
8th Carole
7th Dirk
6th Leo
5th Jo
4th Danielle
3rd Shilpa
2nd Jack
1st Jade

[tinkerbell]

So davo12345 you like Jade the best?