Have you ever fell in love with a tree?

[Will.]

Well...

[Josy]

A plant but no not a tree :hee:

[Crimson Dynamo]

yes, she broke my heart

she was a total Beech

[Pete.]

Tree love?

feat. Lily Rose Cooper?

[smudgie]

Yes indeed.
I love most trees, but one in particular.
We have a little Rowantree in our front garden, well we actually have three, but one in particular stands out.
Hubby prunes and shapes it every year, it flowers, then berries, then he puts all the lights on it at Christmas. Perfect tree.

[Mystic Mock]

Tirty tree?

But nah every time that I've tried to start up a relationship with a Tree it seems to get ticked off at me for coming home late.

That's no oak btw.

[armand.kay]

No.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I cheated on a tree

I was good at covering up my tracks

in fact, it took them ages to twig

[Rob!]

Yeah, gave me a woody whenever I saw it.

[Crimson Dynamo]

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[Babayaro.]

I once asked my mate if he wanted a treesome with a tree. He told me I was barking mad

[Crimson Dynamo]

my mate said he was going out with a horse chestnut

i told him he was conkers

[T*]

This is plagiarism from the TiBB Eurovision [emoji768] contest in which there was an entry which depicted a furry fantasising about having sexual relationships with a cactus and a tree.
This is an official Cease and Desist.
If it is found you do this again my lawyer WILL be in contact!!

[Will.]

This is plagiarism from the TiBB Eurovision [emoji768] contest in which there was an entry which depicted a furry fantasising about having sexual relationships with a cactus and a tree.
This is an official Cease and Desist.
If it is found you do this again my lawyer WILL be in contact!!

I got this from Closer magazine :laugh:

[Calderyon]

I like trees. They seem very stand up and rooted individuals.

But you really should stop taking drugs though.