waterhog
25-03-2016, 09:36 AM
50 shades of ( wrightstuff debate ) 24.03.16
i remember the frenzy
even if i was working as a gigolo
for me was pure envy
i just had to mass produce the snow.
all lady's were now erotic
it was like teasing children with candy
my sex addiction was chronic
twenty four seven they called me "randy".
E L james produced a stunner
i have to thank
reloading made me a gunner
my bullets were firing from my tank.
then it started to fade
instantly i lost my charm
my "mojo" did downgrade
it was like it was self harm.
closed was every whole
were my chat up lines corny
peace was in the city not in my sole
switched off was all being horny.
the books started to pile
bed posts were stuck rigid
nothing worked not even my smile
i assumed all lady's were frigid.
closing the door
this is the ultimate slam
no more copy's can they endure
hilarious makes the refusal from oxfam.
( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3505687/Oxfam-store-begs-readers-stop-handing-used-copies-50-Shades-Grey-inundated-copies.html this was a debate from the best news and current affairs morning show on tv. the wrightstuff. hope everyone enjoys my take on this story and it will get into my famous box guaranteed ( the best red phone box in the world - in highgate village). when ? that is the question ? it has to join the Q system. thank you again to jeremy kyle who presents the wrightstuff. stimulating debates lol.just pulling your leg mathew - i no how you hate this joke. you are the best and i adore your show and watch it every week day at 915am on ch5.http://www.channel5.com/show/the-wright-stuff )
i remember the frenzy
even if i was working as a gigolo
for me was pure envy
i just had to mass produce the snow.
all lady's were now erotic
it was like teasing children with candy
my sex addiction was chronic
twenty four seven they called me "randy".
E L james produced a stunner
i have to thank
reloading made me a gunner
my bullets were firing from my tank.
then it started to fade
instantly i lost my charm
my "mojo" did downgrade
it was like it was self harm.
closed was every whole
were my chat up lines corny
peace was in the city not in my sole
switched off was all being horny.
the books started to pile
bed posts were stuck rigid
nothing worked not even my smile
i assumed all lady's were frigid.
closing the door
this is the ultimate slam
no more copy's can they endure
hilarious makes the refusal from oxfam.
( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3505687/Oxfam-store-begs-readers-stop-handing-used-copies-50-Shades-Grey-inundated-copies.html this was a debate from the best news and current affairs morning show on tv. the wrightstuff. hope everyone enjoys my take on this story and it will get into my famous box guaranteed ( the best red phone box in the world - in highgate village). when ? that is the question ? it has to join the Q system. thank you again to jeremy kyle who presents the wrightstuff. stimulating debates lol.just pulling your leg mathew - i no how you hate this joke. you are the best and i adore your show and watch it every week day at 915am on ch5.http://www.channel5.com/show/the-wright-stuff )