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Niamh.
04-04-2016, 11:15 AM
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Bridge of Pies - Heston Blumenthals Fantastical Foods hit the big screen

Mystic Mock
04-04-2016, 11:20 AM
Interstella - Gangster's have hijacked a Space Shuttle in the late 21st Century where Gangster's and Chavs are fighting over crops as the regular people are being wiped out, and when the Gangster's head through a wormhole, they see that the Chav's have allies that are a much bigger threat.

Jamie89
04-04-2016, 11:23 AM
Ill Bill - An epic saga of sickness and diarrhea

Niamh.
04-04-2016, 11:24 AM
Ill Bill - An epic saga of sickness and diarrhea

Can't wait to see that one :worry:

Jamie89
04-04-2016, 11:25 AM
Can't wait to see that one :worry:

Volume 2 is pretty gross tbh :worry:

Niamh.
04-04-2016, 11:26 AM
Volume 2 is pretty gross tbh :worry:

:laugh:

Mystic Mock
04-04-2016, 11:27 AM
Ill Bill - An epic saga of sickness and diarrhea

A true Horror Film.

Lostie!
04-04-2016, 11:35 AM
10 Loverfield Lane: A heartwarming, hilarious romcom about a dysfunctional married couple who live on the most romantic street on Earth.

Firewire
04-04-2016, 11:38 AM
Finding Emo

Jason.
04-04-2016, 12:23 PM
Harry Otter

_Tom_
04-04-2016, 12:39 PM
The Fat and the Furious

LemonJam
04-04-2016, 12:48 PM
Pup Fiction

Same plot, but all the actors are puppies.

Niamh.
04-04-2016, 12:55 PM
Pup Fiction

Same plot, but all the actors are puppies.

N'awwww I want to watch that one :laugh:

LemonJam
04-04-2016, 01:07 PM
Schindler's Lit: Schinder and pals decide to get high and go on some wacky adventures!
Ladiator: Russell Crowe goes on an epic bender in Magaluf in the quest for top banter
Raveheart: Mel Gibson is trying to live a normal life but his heartrate is constantly at 130bpm, he has an addiction to ravepaint and wants to make out with everyone he sees
Carface: Al Pacino has a car for a face :(
Deadpoo: Ryan Reynolds tries to recover from the tragic loss of his poo.

Niamh.
04-04-2016, 01:13 PM
:laugh2:

LukeB
04-04-2016, 01:14 PM
Tar Wars - Little tars go across the galaxy with their tarsabers to fight the bad guys

Niamh.
04-04-2016, 01:15 PM
It's a Wonderful Lie - It isn't

LemonJam
04-04-2016, 01:18 PM
N'awwww I want to watch that one :laugh:

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!!?

http://www.coton-de-tulear-care.com/images/happy-puppy-21671852.jpg

Niamh.
04-04-2016, 01:30 PM
:lovedup: ^


Itch perfect - The long and harrowing journey of a young boy trying to find the perfect back scratcher

LemonJam
04-04-2016, 01:39 PM
Toy Tory - The new Prime Minister of Joysville begins a new political campaign: less benefits for minimum age toys.

Mokka
04-04-2016, 07:13 PM
Three Men and a Bay... and epic tail of trinogamous love developing among three life long friends in San Francisco Bay

still starring Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg, Ted Danson of course

Sequel : Three Men and a Little Lay :hehe:

Jamie89
04-04-2016, 07:29 PM
Tar Wars - Little tars go across the galaxy with their tarsabers to fight the bad guys

Perched.

Cream - There's a masked killer in Woodsboro murdering his victims by force feeding them Elmlea till they choke.

Lostie!
04-04-2016, 07:34 PM
Ood Burger: Hilarious hijinks ensue when two Ood friends are stranded on Earth and open a fast food chain.

Perched.

Cream - There's a masked killer in Woodsboro murdering his victims by force feeding them Elmlea till they choke.

I almost went with Cream earlier but I couldn't think of a good plot description. :laugh:

Jake.
04-04-2016, 07:37 PM
The Baadook - a house is haunted by a terrifying novel of a sheep

The Decent - decent bit of quality banter in a cave

Shaun
04-04-2016, 07:39 PM
The Silence of the Labs - like LJ's idea for Pup Fiction but one of the puppies starts eating the others :(
Drag Me to Hel - Someone tries to evict Helen Wood from the Borehamwood studios and she places a curse on them.
Gags of New York - A compilation of every Tiffany Pollard clip made into a Vine that left online teenage fags everywhere 'gagging'
Death **** - Rodriguez/Tarantino just...there's a lot of...this one's controversial ok?
Bi Daddy - what Lucas keeps calling me on twitter
No Cuntry for Old Men - sponsored by Operation Yewtree
An Inconvenient Ruth - Ruth from last year's Apprentice is proved to be polluting the environment with unsold bottles of shampoo

that'll do for now

Marsh.
04-04-2016, 07:52 PM
An Inconvenient Ruth - Ruth from last year's Apprentice is proved to be polluting the environment with unsold bottles of shampoo


:joker:

Jamie89
04-04-2016, 07:55 PM
The Silence of the Labs - like LJ's idea for Pup Fiction but one of the puppies starts eating the others :(
Drag Me to Hel - Someone tries to evict Helen Wood from the Borehamwood studios and she places a curse on them.
Gags of New York - A compilation of every Tiffany Pollard clip made into a Vine that left online teenage fags everywhere 'gagging'
Death **** - Rodriguez/Tarantino just...there's a lot of...this one's controversial ok?
Bi Daddy - what Lucas keeps calling me on twitter
No Cuntry for Old Men - sponsored by Operation Yewtree
An Inconvenient Ruth - Ruth from last year's Apprentice is proved to be polluting the environment with unsold bottles of shampoo

that'll do for now

Lmao :joker:

Ammi
05-04-2016, 08:05 AM
..Full Meal Jacket...In this film we see the effects of mash and French fries through the eyes of a young jacket potato... as other potato alternatives try to strip of him his individuality and ability to create a full wholesome/low preparation family meal...

Mystic Mock
05-04-2016, 08:13 AM
Wilight Saga - About two Vampires and a girl who has a speech impediment, it's a parody of the Twilight Saga.

Ammi
05-04-2016, 08:16 AM
Wilight Saga - About two Vampires and a girl who has a speech impediment, it's a parody of the Twilight Saga.

..and a sequel to Schindler's Lisp..?...

kirklancaster
05-04-2016, 08:55 AM
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: This thread is THE most maniacally brilliant EVER on TIBB, and ALL the posts are ingenious and rib-achingly hilarious.

I am off to try to to think of some. :hee:

Niamh.
05-04-2016, 09:07 AM
..and a sequel to Schindler's Lisp..?...

:laugh3:

Jamie89
05-04-2016, 09:34 AM
Man Girls - In order to fit in at her new high school, Cady Heron must undergo gender reassignment to get close to the elusive clique of man girls.

The Dark Night - Batman must stop a master criminal from destroying Gotham's street lamps before night time comes and it gets really, really dark.

Niamh.
05-04-2016, 09:39 AM
Man Girls - In order to fit in at her new high school, Cady Heron must undergo gender reassignment to get close to the elusive clique of man girls.

The Dark Night - Batman must stop a master criminal from destroying Gotham's street lamps before night time comes and it gets really, really dark.

:laugh:

Men in Back - Feminazis gone crazy

Alf
05-04-2016, 10:41 AM
Shat

The story of a suave black detective with the runs.

Alf
05-04-2016, 10:48 AM
True Git

The story of a real knob-head in the wild West.

Ashley.
05-04-2016, 11:03 AM
One with the Wind. They just can't hold it in.

Ashley.
05-04-2016, 11:07 AM
All About Ev

http://www.tvchoicemagazine.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/interview_image/intex/heather_eastenders.png

Niamh.
05-04-2016, 11:09 AM
All About Ev

http://www.tvchoicemagazine.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/interview_image/intex/heather_eastenders.png

:laugh2:

Calderyon
05-04-2016, 11:53 AM
Hunger Game - See one mans battle against the urge to eat - Anything

bots
05-04-2016, 11:55 AM
The Wedding Siner, as story of bigamy

Born fee ... nothing in this life is free

Bended - A day in the life of Uri Geller

Pan - Kitchen fun

Monty Python and the holy Gail - celebrating the famous baldy

Crimson Dynamo
05-04-2016, 11:56 AM
Aws

Its a tale of puppies and kittens. Also babies laughing

Calderyon
05-04-2016, 12:01 PM
Andyman - His name is Andy and he is a man. Or is he? Find out on June.

Crimson Dynamo
05-04-2016, 12:05 PM
Tar Wars

Christopher Biggins stars as the head of a Motorway Chain gang desperately trying to patch pot holes on the M6 before the winter sets in. Love interest Kate Winslett is Maureen Squatpump the head of the Roads Department of Manchester Council who wants to put the job to tender with an Irish company . Can Biggins patch the holes and keep the jobs in the UK?

kirklancaster
05-04-2016, 12:11 PM
The Earling (1983) – A Chinese jeweller points out a suitable gift for Gregory Peck's one-eared girlfriend.

The Wizard of O (1939) – a Great and powerful wizard somewhere over the rainbow excells in Blow Jobs.

Calderyon
05-04-2016, 12:14 PM
Lord of the Lies - Trevor is a man that has gone by lying through his whole life about anything and everything without any consequences. Things have gone great and lifeīs good, until one day...

Crimson Dynamo
05-04-2016, 12:25 PM
Aging Bull

Rural Tale set in Cork in Ireland. Farmer Declan O'Green played by Bradley Walsh is worried his prize Bull called Kirk is getting on a bit and may not be able to serve the community lady cows. Its a tale of semen counts set amid the rolling scenery of Ireland (filmed in Salford). Will Declan's bull manage to bang his way around the fields of Cork or will his old cock give up the ghost. Helen Mirren plays love interest "Senga O'Patrick" head of the local Young Farmers Association and notorious Zoophile.

kirklancaster
05-04-2016, 12:41 PM
Aging Bull

Rural Tale set in Cork in Ireland. Farmer Declan O'Green played by Bradley Walsh is worried his prize Bull called Kirk is getting on a bit and may not be able to serve the community lady cows. Its a tale of semen counts set amid the rolling scenery of Ireland (filmed in Salford). Will Declan's bull manage to bang his way around the fields of Cork or will his old cock give up the ghost. Helen Mirren plays love interest "Senga O'Patrick" head of the local Young Farmers Association and notorious Zoophile.

:joker:

kirklancaster
05-04-2016, 12:42 PM
True Git

The story of a real knob-head in the wild West.

:joker:

Jamie89
05-04-2016, 12:42 PM
Star wars: The Empire Trikes Back

After their ship was destroyed, Darth Vader and the Galactic Empire must pursue the Rebel Alliance on tricycles they found somewhere.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2mxfl0w.jpg

Crimson Dynamo
05-04-2016, 12:47 PM
Star wars: The Empire Trikes Back

After their ship was destroyed, Darth Vader and the Galactic Empire must pursue the Rebel Alliance on tricycles they found somewhere.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2mxfl0w.jpg
:joker:

Calderyon
05-04-2016, 12:50 PM
Aw - A truly mushy tale of all things soft and cute in a fluffy universe of babies, unicorns and other things adorable imaginable. This is either the cutest or the creepiest film ever produced.

kirklancaster
05-04-2016, 01:25 PM
Star wars: The Empire Trikes Back

After their ship was destroyed, Darth Vader and the Galactic Empire must pursue the Rebel Alliance on tricycles they found somewhere.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2mxfl0w.jpg

:joker::joker::joker: 100 out of 10 :laugh2: Everyone here is looking at me as if I'm insane because I can not stop howling.

Ashley.
05-04-2016, 04:26 PM
Jaw - Hundreds of men flood the beaches with their impeccable, killer jawlines. :love:

Crimson Dynamo
05-04-2016, 04:36 PM
Bi

A young talented swimmer who is deffo a homosexual lets his female fans down gently by saying he is bi and then shortly afterwards comes out as a full blown cock lover and bags himself a dilf.

Wee Jimmy Krankie stars as Tim, the lead role

Ashley.
05-04-2016, 04:38 PM
Bi

A young talented swimmer who is deffo a homosexual lets his female fans down gently by saying he is bi and then shortly afterwards comes out as a full blown cock lover and bags himself a dilf.

Who plays Tom Daley in this film

Crimson Dynamo
05-04-2016, 04:42 PM
Who plays Tom Daley in this film

http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/76390000/jpg/_76390240_jimmykrankie.jpg

Lostie!
05-04-2016, 04:46 PM
The Spy Who Loved M: The long-awaited love story between James Bond and the Head of MI6.

Jamie89
05-04-2016, 04:48 PM
The Spy Who Loved M: The long-awaited love story between James Bond and the Head of MI6.

:clap1: That's such a good one! :laugh:

Calderyon
05-04-2016, 09:20 PM
Evil Dad - A comedy about a father of six, Jack Dinglord, who has a temper, is quite grouchy and is an enemy of funtime. He also swears a lot. Will he ever change?

Marsh.
05-04-2016, 09:22 PM
Titani - A village in Greece sinks to the bottom of the ocean, Atlantis style.

Calderyon
05-04-2016, 09:29 PM
Broe Back Mountain - This film is about Jeffrey Broe, an ultimate Bro and his Friend Jimmy Back, a second Bro-in-command and their wacky adventures and travels in the mountain zone of the US.

Itīs an ultimate bro movie, that you definitely do not want to... watch.

Jamie89
05-04-2016, 09:41 PM
She's All Hat

A comedy drama about a girl who wakes up one day and discovers she's turned into a hat. Based on a true story.

kirklancaster
05-04-2016, 09:45 PM
The Spy Who Loved M: The long-awaited love story between James Bond and the Head of MI6.

:laugh: Pure GENIUS.

kirklancaster
05-04-2016, 09:53 PM
Seven Rides for Seven Brothers – A musical about how a family of seven brothers in the old West ordered a horse each by mail order, from a company out East, but there is a mix up and seven prostitutes arrive instead. :hehe:

Marsh.
05-04-2016, 09:53 PM
Omg that Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. :facepalm: My mother loved that movie.

kirklancaster
05-04-2016, 09:58 PM
Omg that Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. :facepalm: My mother loved that movie.

:laugh: Ditto - my mother loved it too. I only liked Russ Tamblyn's acrobatic dancing. He was a little fireball of energy.

Marsh.
05-04-2016, 10:00 PM
:laugh: Ditto - my mother loved it too. I only liked Russ Tamblyn's acrobatic dancing. He was a little fireball of energy.

I can hear the music.... :bawling:

"Bless your beautiful hide
Wherever you may be.
We aint met yet
But I'm willing to bet
You're the girl for me."

:bawling:



:dance:

kirklancaster
05-04-2016, 10:18 PM
I can hear the music.... :bawling:

"Bless your beautiful hide
Wherever you may be.
We aint met yet
But I'm willing to bet
You're the girl for me."

:bawling:



:dance:

:laugh: Now I've got the song in my head.

kirklancaster
05-04-2016, 10:43 PM
Rainspotting (1996)

A wild, freeform, Rabelaisian trip through the darkest recesses of the Scottish Highlands, focusing on LeatherTrumpet and his attempt to give up his extreme addiction to the British Weather, and how his habit affects his relationship with his family and friends.

Daniel-X
05-04-2016, 11:13 PM
Petty Woman: Julia Roberts stars as Vivian Ward, a woman who blows everything out of proportion and makes a meal out of any situation

Daniel-X
05-04-2016, 11:18 PM
Beauty and The Beat: Princess Belle goes on an epic journey round Yorkshires nightclubs finding her perfect Beat!

Shaun
05-04-2016, 11:24 PM
Men in Blac (Chyna) - there's been a lot of them
Busy Malone - Tina from CBB6 tours the country trying to get an acting gig as Talula.
Ben-Hu - a 50s epic where Benjamin from TiBB desperately tries to remind people who he is
Snakes on a Lane - it's a lot lower-budget
Stan By Me - 4 Britney Spears fans become lifelong friends
Sand By Me - Wil Wheaton drives to the beach and refuses to get out of the car

Marsh.
05-04-2016, 11:27 PM
Sand By Me - Wil Wheaton drives to the beach and refuses to get out of the car

:joker:

Mystic Mock
05-04-2016, 11:27 PM
..and a sequel to Schindler's Lisp..?...

:joker:

Iron Ma - Gwyneth Paltrow stars as a Scientist who builds herself a suit that turns her into a Superheroine, Robert Downey Jr will star as her husband, and Megan Fox and Kelly Blatz star as their children, let's just say you don't want this Ma cooking food in the Kitchen.

Mokka
06-04-2016, 01:04 AM
Sand By Me - Wil Wheaton drives to the beach and refuses to get out of the car

:laugh3:

Cool Had Luke - Story of a guy named Luke who used to be cool :idc:

Mokka
06-04-2016, 01:24 AM
Seven Rides for Seven Brothers – A musical about how a family of seven brothers in the old West ordered a horse each by mail order, from a company out East, but there is a mix up and seven prostitutes arrive instead. :hehe:

So how does this differ from th actual story line :laugh:
( I too love this movie, just like yours and Marsh's mothers :hehe:)

Dead Pots Society-- A group of angry house wives band together to take down makers of pots with defunct handles. do you know how much I paid for that pot!!!!!

Mokka
06-04-2016, 01:32 AM
The Fault in our SARS - the movie where we find out SARS was all Shailene Woodley's fault... she doesn't just ruin movies... she ruins lives.

Ammi
06-04-2016, 05:09 AM
So how does this differ from th actual story line :laugh:
( I too love this movie, just like yours and Marsh's mothers :hehe:)

Dead Pots Society-- A group of angry house wives band together to take down makers of pots with defunct handles. do you know how much I paid for that pot!!!!!


..also Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind...free your life of all unnecessary pots and your mind will be set free, like a summer's day...

Ammi
06-04-2016, 05:13 AM
..The Fat and the Furious 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ,6 etc etc....


..The ongoing story and emotions of a yoyo dieter ....

Ammi
06-04-2016, 05:17 AM
Star wars: The Empire Trikes Back

After their ship was destroyed, Darth Vader and the Galactic Empire must pursue the Rebel Alliance on tricycles they found somewhere.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2mxfl0w.jpg

..oh my Lord..:laugh:..also Star Wars/Attack of the Cones when the last remaining 99 ice cream loving Jedi resist the dark side of the Cornetto...

Mystic Mock
06-04-2016, 06:04 AM
Rease - A man named Rease from Mexico goes to Florida in the United States to go and become a singer, he meets a girl named Sandy who hates foreigners and tries to crush Rease's dreams of becoming a singer in a variety of different ways (one of the scenes is so graphic that it's had to make the Uncut DVD and Blu-Ray versions)

Ammi
06-04-2016, 06:16 AM
...10 Things I Ate About You..the true story of I survivor of 11 people who were captured by cannibals and how they had to watch all 10 of their group being eaten alive...

Ammi
06-04-2016, 06:17 AM
..Pretty in Ink...the story of the most tattooed person in the world and their addiction...

Ammi
06-04-2016, 06:20 AM
..The Beakfast Club...lots of birds competing for the famous world's fastest beak tournament ..:laugh:../that was awful...

Ammi
06-04-2016, 06:22 AM
..St Elm's Fire..the tragic mass assassination by burning of every elm tree in the world to prevent Dutch Elm Disease....

Ammi
06-04-2016, 06:22 AM
...I'm just getting silly now...

Ammi
06-04-2016, 06:25 AM
...Ferris Bueller's Da Off..when Ferris Bueller's da had a day off with his ma and what they got up to etc...(the censored version because the other would be too ick and damaging for poor Ferris to think about..)...

Mystic Mock
06-04-2016, 06:32 AM
Fifty Hades Of Grey - Hades has been kidnapped by a sexy blonde woman (played by Taylor Momsen) in leather who's put him in a pod and has experimented on him for her own pleasure, weeks pass by and one of her experiments sees her get her wish of cloning her own personal Hades army to enslave the world and have slaves for XXX stuff.

kirklancaster
06-04-2016, 06:43 AM
...I'm just getting silly now...

:nono: NO! Keep them coming, I am loving them Ammi.

Josy
06-04-2016, 06:52 AM
Wilight Saga - About two Vampires and a girl who has a speech impediment, it's a parody of the Twilight Saga.

..and a sequel to Schindler's Lisp..?...

:joker::joker::joker:

rubymoo
06-04-2016, 08:41 AM
Robcop - A bad cop who robs.....
The Eat - A group of people handcuffed to a table and forced to eat an all you can eat buffet (i'm a celeb style)
Men - A tale about men with no mutant powers.....
Rain Ma - A woman has the power to place rain clouds above those who have wronged her!

Crimson Dynamo
06-04-2016, 08:57 AM
How I et your Mother

TV Movie starring Jack Black as a notorious MILF hunter in set Cleethorpes (filmed in Prince Albert, Saskatchewan). Black befriends a 22 year old girl (Yolanda Squatpump) and precedes to surreptitiously bang her mother (Sheridan Smith) with hilarious consequences

Crimson Dynamo
06-04-2016, 09:04 AM
Still Lice
The film stars Julianne Moore as Alice Howland, a linguistics professor at Columbia diagnosed with pubic lice. Baldwin plays her husband, John, who gave her lice after a visit to St Helens in England UK. The story follows Alice's journey to try and get rid of the lice but to no avail.

Niamh.
06-04-2016, 09:18 AM
..The Fat and the Furious 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ,6 etc etc....


..The ongoing story and emotions of a yoyo dieter ....

:laugh:

Jamie89
06-04-2016, 10:16 AM
I don't think I've laughed so much at a tibb thread! We need to remember this one for the tibb awards

Niamh.
06-04-2016, 10:35 AM
War of the Words - Based on true events the real life anger and anguish of the Iggy/Azalea Twitter war

Crimson Dynamo
06-04-2016, 11:11 AM
Now White and the Seven Dwarfs

The sad story of Michael Jackson, his transition and his 7 Pygmy Marmosets set in Swaffham in East Anglia (part filmed in Prince George, Bristish Columbia)

bots
06-04-2016, 11:41 AM
lady chatterley's over - garden maintenance for the gentry

Mystic Mock
06-04-2016, 11:46 AM
Minority Repor - A Comedy in a Futuristic Sci-Fi setting, Tom Cruise plays John Anderton and he wants to create a Galactic Baseball team, he goes and calls them Minority Repor for people of all different types of minorities to come together and win (only he didn't spell rapport properly) which is a constant joke throughout the Film along with his dark hair and brown eyes.

Crimson Dynamo
06-04-2016, 12:14 PM
Who Framed Roger Rabbi (1988)

A North London Rabbi, Roger Robmarsh is a man of the people and much loved in the community. Unbeknown to him his bitter, lapsed lesbian neighbour Cherie despises him and plots his downfall. With the help of her reformed homosexual handyman lover Marc, an alcoholic Scotsman ,they start a rumour that Roger has been rogerising local rabbits when at Bar Mitzvahs. Its a tale of love, sex, rabbits and the jewish faith. The final scene where Roger circumcises Marc against his wishes will go down as a classic in film history., Certificate 18. Set in London but filmed on location In Kirkcaldy and Shotts.

Shaun
06-04-2016, 12:53 PM
Man Girls - tina fey goes a bit transphobic

Calderyon
06-04-2016, 01:09 PM
Rush Our - A tragical comedy about a struggling courier service company.

Calderyon
06-04-2016, 01:12 PM
8 Mil - A man in his 30īs struggles to come to terms with the size of his penis.

Calderyon
06-04-2016, 01:14 PM
0 First Dates - A romantic comedy of a man who has never had a single date in his whole life.

Calderyon
06-04-2016, 01:15 PM
40 Blows - A pornographic film about a struggling actress who is willing to do anything for a part.

Calderyon
06-04-2016, 01:23 PM
Apocalypse No - A story about a crazy 55 year old man, Gale (short of Galileo),who believes in conspiracies and always thinks that the world is coming to an end.

Jason.
06-04-2016, 01:29 PM
The 4 Year Old Virgin - A story about a normal kid.

Niamh.
06-04-2016, 01:31 PM
Apocalypse No - A story about a crazy 55 year old man who believes in conspiracies and always thinks that the world is coming to an end.

The 4 Year Old Virgin - A story about a normal kid.

:laugh2:

bots
06-04-2016, 01:32 PM
The Green Ile ... Compelling drama focusing on the re-stocking of the Asda - Walmart (TM) reclaimed produce section

Niamh.
06-04-2016, 01:32 PM
The Ting - Irish remake of the classic horror film

Crimson Dynamo
06-04-2016, 01:33 PM
The Ting - Irish remake of the classic horror film

:laugh2:

Jason.
06-04-2016, 01:33 PM
The Ting - Irish remake of the classic horror film

omg I love that :joker:

Calderyon
06-04-2016, 01:34 PM
7 again - A 40-year old man who for an unknown reason one day wakes up as a 7-year old child.

Jason.
06-04-2016, 01:35 PM
30 - A handful of Spartans take on the Persian army and last 5 minutes.

Calderyon
06-04-2016, 01:39 PM
Car Poo - Someone has stuffed your car with poo. Who is to blame for this? Why? When did this happen? What is the meaning of this? These are the thoughts of Dietrich Randell Walkins, a 41 -year old zoo keeper from Albuquerque. Will he ever solve the mystery of who pooed his car?

Lostie!
06-04-2016, 01:48 PM
Crimson Pea: A man eating his dinner gets the shock of his life when he notices one of the peas on his plate bears a strange colour indeed. Can he unfold the mystery of the Crimson Pea?

Calderyon
06-04-2016, 01:50 PM
Born to Be Ad - This is a story of a 16 -years old computer nerd, who dies tragically when a commercial van promoting professional escorts drives over him and kills him instantly and then re-incarnates as an internet Ad in the cybernetic universe. At first he thinks itīs quite cool to be inside a computer graphical world, but as things go on he realizes that it isnīt so easy being an advert with all those Adblockers lurking around to get you. Rated TV-14.

Jason.
06-04-2016, 01:58 PM
American Pi - Four frustrated high schoolers take a vow to overcome their maths difficulties.

Calderyon
06-04-2016, 02:12 PM
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doo - Indiana Jones faces his greatest adversary yet. A strange cult and their leader who worship the God of poop, Doo.

Calderyon
06-04-2016, 02:22 PM
Baby Boo - A cute movie about a Baby Ghost (Not Casper).

Mokka
06-04-2016, 02:36 PM
How I et your Mother

TV Movie starring Jack Black as a notorious MILF hunter in set Cleethorpes (filmed in Prince Albert, Saskatchewan). Black befriends a 22 year old girl (Yolanda Squatpump) and precedes to surreptitiously bang her mother (Sheridan Smith) with hilarious consequences

Now White and the Seven Dwarfs

The sad story of Michael Jackson, his transition and his 7 Pygmy Marmosets set in Swaffham in East Anglia (part filmed in Prince George, Bristish Columbia)

What are you like :joker::joker:

The 4 Year Old Virgin - A story about a normal kid.

30 - A handful of Spartans take on the Persian army and last 5 minutes.

American Pi - Four frustrated high schoolers take a vow to overcome their maths difficulties.

Love how all of Jason's are number related :laugh:

kirklancaster
06-04-2016, 02:38 PM
The Ting - Irish remake of the classic horror film

:joker::joker::joker:

Ashley.
06-04-2016, 02:38 PM
Apocalypse No - Everyone gets tired of fighting and go back to bed.

kirklancaster
06-04-2016, 02:48 PM
Who Framed Roger Rabbi (1988)

A North London Rabbi, Roger Robmarsh is a man of the people and much loved in the community. Unbeknown to him his bitter, lapsed lesbian neighbour Cherie despises him and plots his downfall. With the help of her reformed homosexual handyman lover Marc, an alcoholic Scotsman ,they start a rumour that Roger has been rogerising local rabbits when at Bar Mitzvahs. Its a tale of love, sex, rabbits and the jewish faith. The final scene where Roger circumcises Marc against his wishes will go down as a classic in film history., Certificate 18. Set in London but filmed on location In Kirkcaldy and Shotts.

:joker: LOL - What will Liv think? :hee:

Mystic Mock
07-04-2016, 03:46 PM
Dirty Dancin - It's a story about two Chavs who fall in love and they are scared to say about their homosexual feelings for each other as LT is their Tutor.

Ashley.
07-04-2016, 03:48 PM
Dirty Dancin - It's a story about two Chavs who fall in love and they are scared to say about their homosexual feelings for each other as LT is their Tutor.

I'd actually watch that to be honest :laugh: I'm sure it's been done before though

Lostie!
07-04-2016, 06:57 PM
Jonny English: Blockblister's homemade remake of Johnny English, of course.

Jamie89
07-04-2016, 07:09 PM
Ineption - A movie within a movie about a group of people who are watching people watch a movie but they have absolutely no idea what the plot is about. They must figure it out before it ends so as to not look completely inept.

Mokka
07-04-2016, 07:17 PM
Good Will Huning --- the modern take on a young teen Hun man questioning his parents drive to war and destruction... when all he wanted to do was solve equations in peace

Shaun
07-04-2016, 07:33 PM
Hotel - it's like Hostel but at least there's room service before they're hacked to death :)
Stop! Or My Mom Will Hoot - it emerges that Sylvester Stallone was birthed by an owl
Fear and Lathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson explores the drug-riddled world of carpentry in the desert.
The Cow - A rockstar is revived from the dead to educate children about a healthy calcium diet. Sadly the lead actor is crushed by a bovine during filming (is this in bad taste? I hope it is...)

I also tried to make 'Munich' 'Munch' but couldn't work out how to make light of the Munich olympic massacre.

user104658
07-04-2016, 08:13 PM
Fight Cub - A group of men, suffering from existential depression trying to deal with modern life, start an exclusive group involving kidnapping animals from the wild and forcing them to fight. One of the men finds a baby bear, and trains him to become the greatest fighter the group has ever seen. But, it's not enough... the cub wants to enter the competetive world of professional boxing. They shave the now fully grown grizzly bear and tape boxing gloves to his paws, and he enters the arena... but, tragedy strikes. The bear stumbles on his stumpy bear legs, and, hitting a wooden stool on the way down, breaks his neck and is paralysed from the neck down. It's time for the real fight to begin.

Psych - A creepy building looms over a small motel on an American highway. A young woman stops there for the night, but soon realises something is terribly wrong... and that the cross-dressing owner is trying to kill her. However, not all is as it seems. He isn't a real killer. The whole thing is being filmed as part of a crazy stunt set up by her friends. Psych!

Dadpool - From the makers of American Pie... Three suburban moms decide to take their kids away on the holiday of a lifetime, leaving the dads at home to hold the fort. Instead, they organise the biggest pool-party of the decade, with hilarious consequences.

Mystic Mock
08-04-2016, 06:39 AM
Latoon - An Animated Comedy based on the Reyes's who have just come from Cuba to the United States Of America, the Film will have racism, homophobic, transphobic, misogyny, misandry, xenophobic, and zoophilia content as the Reyes's have wondered what sort of country have they gone to, only for it to turn out to be a State that's the most right wing of them all in the year 2046... California.