Woman arrested for masterbating in Asda with sausages

[Amy Jade]

http://i0.wp.com/now88news.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/news-2.jpg?zoom=3&resize=698%2C375

Is this even real? :laugh2:

http://now88news.com/index.php/2016/04/22/1500/

[smudgie]

Silly woman, you need to cook sausages first, think of the bacteria in uncooked sausages.:joker:

[Kazanne]

http://i0.wp.com/now88news.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/news-2.jpg?zoom=3&resize=698%2C375

Is this even real? :laugh2:

http://now88news.com/index.php/2016/04/22/1500/

:laugh: Was it a black pudding ?

[Ross.]

Josy is that you?

[Firewire]

Make the most of what you're given tbh

[T*]

this article is faker than a Chinese Rolex







or a Chinese sausage

[Kazanne]

Silly woman, you need to cook sausages first, think of the bacteria in uncooked sausages.:joker:

Plus it would be floppy smudgie,lol

[Amy Jade]

It might have been a cooked one off the chicken counter :(

[smudgie]

It might have been a cooked one off the chicken counter :(

Hope she went for a Jumbo sausage then.:joker:

[Cherie]

:laugh: Was it a black pudding ?

:laugh:

[arista]

Josy is that you?


Do Not be Silly
she is in a Caravan
having a nice break

[arista]

http://i0.wp.com/now88news.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/news-2.jpg?zoom=3&resize=698%2C375

Is this even real? :laugh2:

http://now88news.com/index.php/2016/04/22/1500/



What a Dirty Bitch

[Denver]

What a Dirty Bitch

How nice

[Rob!]

Victimising the sausage

DEATH

[Smithy]

It's a satire news site so no it isn't real, but at the same time it was Liverpool so it probably has happened at some point

[reece(:]

Nice to see Saph having fun doing ha uni shop

[T*]

It's a satire news site so no it isn't real, but at the same time it was Liverpool so it probably has happened at some point



*gasps*
HOW DARE Y...ou're probably right

Someone in southport pooped in a B&M bargains
like
in the shop aisles

[T*]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/disturbing-moment-woman-secretly-takes-5864051


I honestly think this was the last time our town was in national news
-sighs-

[waterhog]

I was going to write a poem on how disgusting these sausages were that I bought in asda - I might just no now.

[Mystic Mock]

Shouldn't they take the wo part out of the woman word?:joker:

But seriously I've been put off Sausages for a good day now.

[Ninastar]

I dont know how people fall for this crap... The pic is fake enough as it is and then the story doesn't even make sense. As disgusting as it is, it's not illegal and how would people even know what she was doing in order for her to get arrested?

[Mystic Mock]

I dont know how people fall for this crap... The pic is fake enough as it is and then the story makes me sense. As disgusting as it is, it's not illegal and how would people even know what she was doing in order for her to get arrested?

It could've been a threesome between the wo-man, Sausage, and a Pickle.

[arista]

A Guest is Viewing this thread

So I had to post it again

[arista]

Shouldn't they take the wo part out of the woman word?:joker:

But seriously I've been put off Sausages for a good day now.

No I am going to buy a
Hot Dog
with Onions
Mustard and Ketchup

[Crimson Dynamo]

maybe noone would banger

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Look...I'm done with Earth.