my new phone alba and lust

[waterhog]

my new phone alba 2.8 and lust 10.05.16

　

yes it may be prehistoric

but coming back round is the cycle

look at phone files that are historic

don't tell me its not likeable.

alba to me was silent

all my life i have been nokia

thank you "which" for a review that's violent

i no your words won't wrongly steer.

so whats making it green

do you wan't me to be honest and true

firstly its not touch screen

and i love its shade of blue.

secondly size is paramount

it fits in my pocket

did i mention the battery has a great count

so it don't need the constant socket.

the format is simple

its a handle with pride

at my fingers all is ample

the built in ring tone and alarm is the only divide.

queen are going live

my signature is " another one bites the dust"

so if it starts playing when i arrive

complement queen and alba and it could be lust.



http://www.which.co.uk/reviews/simple-mobile-phones/alba-sim-free-28-acf28

[arista]

Yes Good Price Hog



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[T*]

Not gonna lie I thought this was gonna be one one of those spam threads because the title seemed so random lmao

[arista]

Not gonna lie I thought this was gonna be one one of those spam threads because the title seemed so random lmao


Thats a Insult To Hog

[waterhog]

Not gonna lie I thought this was gonna be one one of those spam threads because the title seemed so random lmao




tom - I am hurt - 99% of my poems are spam - but when I do one with queen in - everyone must feel the love. :laugh:


if you carry on reading and commenting tom - maybe one day I do a poem for you - it can not be a love of my life poem ok :shrug:

[T*]

I didn't mean it in an insulting way, I meant bots keep posting spam threads where they just use random strings of words :laugh:

[bitontheslide]

I didn't mean it in an insulting way, I meant bots keep posting spam threads where they just use random strings of words :laugh:

No i don't :fist::laugh:

[waterhog]

I didn't mean it in an insulting way, I meant bots keep posting spam threads where they just use random strings of words :laugh:

tom - relax the man - I am only kidding - are you new to the best forum ?