Britain's Got Talent 2016 LIVE Semi-Final 5 (Thurs 26th May): ITVHD 7:30PM and 9:30PM

[Will.]

LIVE at 7:30PM and 9:30PM
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[Marsh.]

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[Will.]

Jasmine Elcock
Presentation School Choir
Ana & Fia Almanda
Elite Squad Royalz
Chloe Fenton
Craig Ball
The Deep Space Deviants
Lucy & Trip Hazard
The Togni Brothers

[Strictly Jake]

There are some good acts tonight, I predict this order

9th: The deep space deviants
8th: The Togni brother
7th: Elite squad royals
6th: Craig Ball
5th: Chloe Fenton
4th: Ana and Fia

3rd: Presentation school choir
2nd: Lucy and Trip Hazard
1st: Jasmine Elcock

Which would mean up for the wildcards are

Kathleen Jenkins
The Ballet couple(can't remember their names)
Jack
Tumar KR
Presentation School Choir

For a bit of a variety in the final I want the wildcards to be Tumar KR and The ballet couple

[arista]

The Final is on Saturday
no show tomorrow due to live Soccer

[Will.]

The Final is on Saturday
no show tomorrow due to live Soccer

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[Mokka]

I'm watching this one live... and if Jasmine doesn't go through it will be my last episode... because everyone else I was routing for didn't make it through :oh:

[RichardG]

with a singing child and a dancing child, do any of the other acts even stand a chance tonight ?? :worry:

[Mokka]

craig ball might... cause he is n that young male demographic that gets votes

[Lostie!]

with a singing child and a dancing child, do any of the other acts even stand a chance tonight ?? :worry:

craig ball might... cause he is n that young male demographic that gets votes

The dog better get through :hmph:

[Johnnyuk123]

I'd hit the buzzer already for this lot.:joker:

[Mokka]

not another dog winning.... no!

[Lostie!]

not another dog winning.... no!

Flop vegetarian

[RichardG]

hmm

[Kazanne]

What is this ****e,lol,

[Braden]

Davros to win :love:

[RichardG]

everyone to vote the dalek to win ??

[Johnnyuk123]

Not another kid singing.:shrug:

[Lostie!]

I know the act is a bit of a hot mess but the Davros guy is really funny tbf :laugh:

[Mokka]

come on Jasmine :dance:

[_Tom_]

Davros :laugh2:

[Kazanne]

Lovely voice tbh.bloody brilliant infact

[Braden]

Her voice is so soft and beautiful :love:

[Mokka]

god I love her :love:

[_Tom_]

Davros trying to get down the stairs :laugh:

[Jack_]

How bloody dare they buzz Davros off

Why can't they buzz off the umpteenth dull and derivative dance group and leave the funny acts kthanks

[hijaxers]

Davros to win :love:

Davros needs decking:joker:

[hijaxers]

Jeez i'm so sick of dog acts :fist:

[_Tom_]

Awwww :lovedup:

[Kazanne]

Cracking little dog,aw

[Lostie!]

He is too cute :flutter:

[Mokka]

Jeez i'm so sick of dog acts :fist:

x2

[Lostie!]

I'd rather next year be rebranded as Britain's Got Animals :hee: :love:

Literally the only reason I watch nowadays tbh.

[_Tom_]

Togni brothers :drool:

[_Tom_]

Circus promo :clap1:

[_Tom_]

OMG he fell :o

[RichardG]

omg :worry:

[Marsh.]

How bloody dare they buzz Davros off

Why can't they buzz off the umpteenth dull and derivative dance group and leave the funny acts kthanks

Alesha had a point, he should've done it as a comedy routine rather than just relying on his bad singing. The novelty of that wore off with his audition.

[Ninastar]

Oop

[Lostie!]

Alesha had a point, he should've done it as a comedy routine rather than just relying on his bad singing. The novelty of that wore off with his audition.

Flop Whovian

[_Tom_]

Amazing for them to get up and carry on like that :clap1:

[Lostie!]

FFS David :joker:

[Mokka]

OMG David :omgno:

[Johnnyuk123]

Crap.:joker:

[Mokka]

so Craig did one new voice and failed at two :smug:

[RichardG]

if the pictures weren't up i wouldn't have known who he was trying to be for most of them :worry:

[Marsh.]

Flop Whovian

:hmph:

[hijaxers]

and.... Yet another annoying kid :fist:

[_Tom_]

Bless her, she did great :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

They should cut too gogglebox opinions between panel comments.

[Mokka]

and.... Yet another annoying kid :fist:

This one is annoying

Jasmine was not :nono:

[Jack_]

Alesha had a point, he should've done it as a comedy routine rather than just relying on his bad singing. The novelty of that wore off with his audition.

I agree with her too, but it was still funny because of how bad it was - that's the point

I find the hundredth version of the same dance act boring, the joke acts are necessary to make the semi-finals entertaining...I'd rather keep watching their messiness than something we've seen way too many of

[Marsh.]

I agree with her too, but it was still funny because of how bad it was - that's the point

Yeah, of course that's the point but he should've mixed it in with a bit of stand-up. Prancing around singing badly gets boring after the first song. :laugh:

[Mokka]

that choir is lovely

[Jack_]

ugh it's gonna be another dull top three isn't it and that ****ing choir will probably go through :rolleyes:

It should be Trip, the brothers and Craig

[Mokka]

Jasmine makes me cry when she sings... she is the only person in the series to do that

[Lostie!]

Gave 5 votes to Trip Hazard of course :love:

I'm sure Jasmine will top the vote but I hope Trip gets through too, not entirely sure he will though.

[hijaxers]

Bless her, she did great :clap1:

Yes but absolutely no finesse

[Marsh.]

Why is Alesha such a twat this series?

[_Tom_]

The Togni brothers have got to make it through!

[Ross.]

Not here for the girl singer and the choir stealing Trip's rightful spot in the final

[Lostie!]

Why is Alesha such a twat this series?

I've known she's a twat ever since she was rude to Geisha years ago :hmph:

Trip's rightful spot in the final

You do have your alright moments :clap1:

[joeysteele]

Craig for me to go through but I expect Trip to and Ant and Decs golden buzzer act to in reality,just to add to the boredom of the final.

[Strictly Jake]

Craig is so overrated, Amanda saying it could go viral, it already did ages ago by better people! It's not original Simon it's been done so many times by more talented people!!

My top 3 is Trip, Jasmine and Presentation!

[Vanessa]

That fall will cost them. Such a shame, the Togni brothers were amazing. :fist:

[Vanessa]

Voted for Jasmine 5 times. App votes to Trip, Craig, Chloe and the choir. :hee:

[Braden]

I got second hand embarrassment from that performance.

[Vanessa]

:laugh:

[Braden]

This reverse order **** is so ****ing harsh :/

[_Tom_]

Trash top 3 tbh

[LukeB]

This reverse order **** is so ****ing harsh :/

It's not, they will find out their placements either way because it's always revealed :laugh:

it's the same as getting the least amount of votes on BB

[RichardG]

that was unexpected

(still technically another singer :fist:)

[Braden]

I know his impressions were good but I just didn't find his act that entertaining?

[Vanessa]

Didn't expect that :shocked:

[Ross.]

The public have made some really questionable decisions this week

[Braden]

It's not, they will find out their placements either way because it's always revealed :laugh:

it's the same as getting the least amount of votes on BB

Not on live television though :/

[Lostie!]

Aw, Trip's out then, they'll put Jasmine through for sure.

Surprised he topped the vote, was sure Jasmine would.

[Mokka]

wow... choir didn't make it :umm2:

craig winning the female vote... called it

[LukeB]

Aw, Trip's out then, they'll put Jasmine through for sure.

Surprised he topped the vote, was sure Jasmine would.

Simon for sure would vote for the dog, he loves dogs

[Amy Jade]

Save Trip!

[Mokka]

If this dog wins over Jasmine... Britain is dead to me

[Amy Jade]

Vile.

[Amy Jade]

If this dog wins over Jasmine... Britain is dead to me

The dogs more talented.

[LukeB]

:umm2: didn't they say they wanted variety in the final :umm2:

[Braden]

I hope Trip Jazard gets the wildcats spot.

[Mokka]

no

[Lostie!]

Trip for wildcard!!!! :fc:

[Amy Jade]

Wtf that won?

[LukeB]

If this dog wins over Jasmine... Britain is dead to me

Surely the dog is more entertaining than a singer which looking at the finalists they are LOADS. This is a variety show NOT a x factor tbh

[Amy Jade]

:umm2: didn't they say they wanted variety in the final :umm2:
It's all singers and dancers haha

Trip needs to get to the final

[Ross.]

I feel ill at Craig being in the final over robbed Trip

[RichardG]

the final is going to be sooo boring lol

[Mokka]

Surely the dog is more entertaining than a singer which looking at the finalists they are LOADS. This is a variety show NOT a x factor tbh

It's not her fault she is the best singer and came in the last competition :hmph:

[RichardG]

tumar kr for the wildcard plsss i beg

[Amy Jade]

no

He does. I take my dog to training classes and she's still a total bitch, training a dog is a true talent...singers are 10 a penny

[LukeB]

It's all singers and dancers haha

Trip needs to get to the final

Thats just boring. It's meant to be all variety but it's pretty much the same. Im so glad I didn't bother watching this season much.

[_Tom_]

Tumar KR is the best of the wildcards http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/sorry.gif

[Amy Jade]

Thats just boring. It's meant to be all variety but it's pretty much the same. Im so glad I didn't bother watching this season much.
Download the app and vote Trip :flutter:

[Shaun]

If there's two spots then Tumar KR & Trip have it nailed on.

The dancing gay kid has no chance, the old man dragging a girl around stage will be 2nd-bottom, and the singing woman everyone will have forgotten already.

[Lostie!]

Tumar KR is the best of the wildcards http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/sorry.gif

I agreed with this before tonight. :whistle:

[LaLaLand]

Cannot believe the voice guy got the most votes what the hell?! Rubbish.

Trip should have been straight into the final!!

[_Tom_]

SIGNATURE :amazed:

[Amy Jade]

Tumar KR is the best of the wildcards http://atrl.net/forums/images/smilies/images/smilies/sorry.gif
Yay you want another dance act in the final because there's not enough already

[Braden]

Craig when I'm finished with him and his ****e impressions:

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[Lostie!]

Yay you want another dance act in the final because there's not enough already

To be fair, they're not just a dance act, they're totally different to the others in the competition.

I'd have voted for them if they weren't against Trip. :laugh:

[Shaun]

it'd help if one of the dance acts in the final was actually any good like Tumar KR, though, Amy... that guy in the silver baggy trousers was abysmal, and the storm troopers...well... :umm2:

[LukeB]

Download the app and vote Trip :flutter:

I'm going to do this :flutter:

[Mokka]

it'd help if one of the dance acts in the final was actually any good like Tumar KR, though, Amy... that guy in the silver baggy trousers was abysmal

He really was

[Amy Jade]

See I never thought much of either, I dance myself so I have a lot of appreciation for it I really do but neither do anything for me.

I hope Trip gets the most votes.

[Mokka]

Craig when I'm finished with him and his ****e impressions:

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Death by a 1000 cuts

[Amy Jade]

To be fair, they're not just a dance act, they're totally different to the others in the competition.

I'd have voted for them if they weren't against Trip. :laugh:
Not as different as Trip imo

[RichardG]

a good mix of variety ? is amanda on drugs

[_Tom_]

Yay you want another dance act in the final because there's not enough already

They're not a dance act though. :umm2: It's a contortionist act.

Yay you want a Netto Ashley and Pudsey through.

[Amy Jade]

Who voted for tonight's winner anyway? :umm2:

[Marsh.]

They're not a dance act though. :umm2: It's a contortionist act.

Yay you want a Netto Ashley and Pudsey through.

:joker:

[Lostie!]

Why are people being bitchy about who other people want through though? :facepalm:

Anyway, were Jules and Matisse on tonight. I didn't see them. :worry:

[LukeB]

a good mix of variety ? is amanda on drugs

Roxy Mitchell's first customer?

[Braden]

Death by a 1000 cuts

"Oi, you! Your Miss Piggy was ****e!"

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[Headie]

Jasmine was robbed of #1 tonight, and the running order didn't help. I hope she gets the pimp slot in the final.

Tumar KR and Trip Hazard for the two Wildcards pls.

[Amy Jade]

They're not a dance act though. :umm2: It's a contortionist act.

Yay you want a Netto Ashley and Pudsey through.
They're a dance act. Contortionists are just part of it.

Netto Ashley and Pudsey? they're all more talented than Britney.

[Mokka]

Jasmine was robbed of #1 tonight, and the running order didn't help. I hope she gets the pimp slot in the final.

Tumar KR and Trip Hazard for the two Wildcards pls.

Thank you for your sound reasoning :clap1: :clap1:

[Marsh.]

They're a dance act. Contortionists are just part of it.

Netto Ashley and Pudsey? they're all more talented than Britney.

:joker:

[_Tom_]

They're a dance act. Contortionists are just part of it.

Netto Ashley and Pudsey? they're all more talented than Britney.

Have nothing relevant to say so keep bringing Britney into responses. :joker:

[_Tom_]

OMG the doppelgangers on BGMT :laugh2:

[Amy Jade]

Trip dances better than her, I think that's relevant.

[Vanessa]

OMG the doppelgangers on BGMT :laugh2:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Jasmine is going to get crused by Beau in the vote :(

[lewis111]

I really don't get how he won when he's no better or different from the 9000 other people who did that impression singing thing on Facebook 3 years ago

[Lostie!]

Anyway, were Jules and Matisse on tonight. I didn't see them. :worry:

So I just found out it was last night, oops.

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[Headie]

Idk why everyone complaining about lack of variety... We've got two child singers, a gospel choir, a swing singer, a 'timewarp' dancer, a Stormtrooper dance crew, a sword swallower, a magician, a comedic impressionist singer and a mother/son duo. Plus the dog act and contortionist crew are practically locks for Wildcards.

Nothing will ever be as tragic as that year where like 8 of the final 11 were all singers or street dancers.

[Jack_]

Delighted I was wrong and that the choir didn't make top three! Even more shocked Craig won but I'm happy it's a variety act

They should've picked Trip but she's a kid so it was obvious which way it was going, I also think Simon thought that Trip will get the public wildcard whereas she wouldn't.

[Lostie!]

Idk why everyone complaining about lack of variety... We've got two child singers, a gospel choir, a swing singer, a 'timewarp' dancer, a Stormtrooper dance crew, a sword swallower, a magician, a comedic impressionist singer and a mother/son duo. Plus the dog act and contortionist crew are practically locks for Wildcards.

Nothing will ever be as tragic as that year where like 8 of the final 11 were all singers or street dancers.

Oh I didn't realise there were two wildcards but the Wikipedia page (yes I know) says there's a judge vote and a public vote. That went over my head. :joker:

[Jack_]

also screaming at David on More Talent, 'I'd love to come on Simon's boat' :laugh3:

[_Tom_]

How many wildcards are going through?

[_Tom_]

Foxes :lovedup:

[Amy Jade]

Yvette isn't on CBB then

[Lostie!]

How many wildcards are going through?

I assume two, one voted by the viewers and one by the judges.

[Amy Jade]

Louisa with her horrific taste

[Vanessa]

Jasmine should have won. She was robbed :fist:

[Headie]

Jasmine literally has one of the most angelic voices I've ever heard, I'm so annoyed she didn't top the vote! If she has been last like Beau she probably would've!

[Vanessa]

Jasmine literally has one of the most angelic voices I've ever heard, I'm so annoyed she didn't top the vote! If she has been last like Beau she probably would've!

I much prefer her to Beau.

[Amy Jade]

I only like child acts when they have meltdowns like Rachael Crowe and Holly Steele

[Amy Jade]

I hate Joe Swash

[Strictly Jake]

Just watched the results and I'm disgusted.

Seriously, just go on YouTube and look for a similar act to Craig and I guarantee you will find a lot better, it's not original like the judges think! I would like to see his performance in the final not include the pictures in the background, that will expose just how average he is when Noone will have a clue who he is trying to be, what an overrated act along with Wayne Woodward!! I would swap them two straight away with Trip hazard and Tumar KR and then I would have the wildcards as Presentation school choir and Kathleen Jenkins and then it would be a good final

Wayne and Craig in the final?!! Pah!!

All of my votes for wildcard have gone to Tumar

I hope the judges pick trip hazard, that dog is so freakin adorable!

I'm rooting a bit for Kathleen aswell as she just seems to be a normal woman with a normal job unlike a lot of the finalists


Beau and Jack are cousins, their mums are twins that just seems fishy to me

[Strictly Jake]

I much prefer her to Beau.

Yeah I prefer Jasmine to Beau, but to be fair for girls so young they are talented we can't dispute that

[Mokka]

I much prefer her to Beau.

yassss!!!!!

[Strictly Jake]

I only like child acts when they have meltdowns like Rachael Crowe and Holly Steele


That's so harsh but hilarious! That Rachel Crowe moment is way too funny

[Denver]

Loved Jasmine which is unusual as i usual against singers on this show

[Denver]

Weird how 4/5 golden buzzers made the final its only usually Simons that make the final

[Crimson Dynamo]

Muppet impersonations?

Are u fckg serious?

[MB.]

This has probably been the best year for talent overall tbh

(even if we somehow allowed Wayne Woodward to be a thing seriously Britain take a long hard look at yourselves)

[Braden]

I think it's been one of the poorest :p

Then again I haven't paid attention or watched auditions for years.

[MB.]

(me neither)

But there's been at least five per show who could have easily gone through and there was only one singing Dalek so I'd say it was a pretty good year

[Mystic Mock]

Craig Ball was quite good in an unusual way.

[Mokka]

(me neither)

But there's been at least five per show who could have easily gone through and there was only one singing Dalek so I'd say it was a pretty good year

I agree... not all the talent needed to be in the semi finals... it was kind of obvious who was going to be on the bottom of each episode... but they need that filler in there in general... and I would say 3-5 per night deserved the top spot